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>2015
>using mysql

>> No.51268520

>>51268467
>2015
>not using mysq

>> No.51268527

>>51268467
>not using memesql

>> No.51268540

>>51268467
what are you using, postgresql?

>> No.51268578

>2015
>not using mariadb

>> No.51268602

MySQL is neat. It's good enough for Facebook.

>> No.51268741

MYSQL doesn't even support INTERSECT

top kek

>> No.51268758

PL/SQL master race reporting in

>> No.51268760

>>51268741
You can rewrite it as an INNER JOIN

turbo pleb

>> No.51268782

>>51268467
google is killing relational db

>> No.51268818

well if you're coding in PHP, might as well go full retard and store your data in mySQL

>> No.51268831

What's the best book on databases?

>> No.51268867

>>51268831

For my database course we're using one called: "Fundamentals of Database Systems", does a pretty good jon at explaining the SQL syntax as well as Relational Algebra, Database design guidelines and normal forms.

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>>51268831

>> No.51268989

>2015
>using entity framework

>> No.51269021
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51269021

PHP + MYSQL for life

>> No.51269035

MUH SQL

>> No.51269059

>>51269021
Is there any language worse than PHP? Let's be honest now /g/

>> No.51269067

>>51269059
Meme languages like Haskell and Lisp

>> No.51269073

>>51269059
Perl

>> No.51269085

>>51269067
Fuck off desu

>> No.51269267

>>51269067
I bet you have friends too you faggot

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51269286

>>51268467

It's free, what do you want, customer service?

>> No.51269440

MySQL is not a database. It kinda sorta resembles a database if you squint your eyes or if you're a beginner and don't know what a real database looks like, but it's not a database. It's really a data corruption engine which happens to use tables and columns as a way for arranging your corrupted data.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emgJtr9tIME

>> No.51269554

>>51269059
PHP is quite weird but it's definitely not the worst. You just have to jump through a lot more hoops to get shit done.

Don't worry. PHP 7 will fix everything.
[spoilers don't work on /g/]lol nope[/spoilers don't work on /g/]

>> No.51269573

>>51269073

perl is based, tho. Perl 6 is coming soon :^)

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