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>SPIR-V's control flow is constrained to be equivalent to C's control flow without goto

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>IoT coffee maker starts mining bitcoins

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My dad started raging at me to fix the internet how do I explain what's going on

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>>76523672
>linux is just an app now

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>>73856899
only 19? fucking hell...
It's too much, anons.
I feel for them.

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>>72114870
90% telemetry has public symbols

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>update phone to Android 9
>all apps and settings are reset

What happened?

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>Indian Toddlers Are Learning How to Code Before Learning to Talk
https://www.vice.com/en_in/article/wjv3pq/indian-toddlers-are-learning-how-to-code-before-learning-to-talk

WE'RE FUCKED

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>>70549299
Same bro college feels like a wash at this point I wish I majored in engineering

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>>70453726
Delete right now

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>>70264675
Fucking this, I've tried learning programming so many fucking times and I can never get it right. I'm fucking great at computers but whenever I try programming it's like my IQ drops 70 points.
Every single fucking time I've tried programming it's ended in me copy-pasting every single line of code from some stupid fucking guide where someone smarter than me copied that shit from like 20 different stackoverflow threads. Jesus fuck I fucking hate programming.

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REEEEEEEEEEEE. Pic related

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>>69538848
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>>69530939
he will also be responsible for the cpus after zen 2

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>replacing thermal paste on desktop computer
>take out cpu of the socket
>screwdriver falls into socket
>7 pins bent
>mfw
>take magnifying glass
>painstakingly bend them backwards
>sweat drops into socket
>wait for it to dry
>put cpu in
>apply thermal paste
>turn on pc
>works
>few months later mobo dies
>turn pc on
>lights and fans turn on
>no video no beeps
>have to buy new mobo

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>>69303574

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>looking up resources on mathematical induction in logic programming
>everything relates to "inductive logic programming" which is actually machine learning bullshit

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>tfw shit bootcamp grad
HOW THE FUCK DO I GIT GUD

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>mum intercepted my morse code

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Why the FUCK was I trying to use linear logic for verifying imperative code and doubly linked data structures when non-commutative linear (ordered) logic is so much more appropriate? Statements form a monoid, and ordered contexts are deques (you can use ordered products and implications to push and pop elements off both sides). It's so fucking obvious now that I look at it.

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>>68166454
He's going to shit on it, I already know. His impressions are worse than useless, I trust Zeos more than him at this point.
Wait for Tyll
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>resource sensitive typing works best in sequent calculus
>dependent typing works best in natural deduction

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I'll share a horror story to keep the thread alive;

I did a job at an art studio for a photographer who worked for Apple. His ethernet line was cut at the top of his door about 15 feet off the ground on a pipe. I had to use a shitty wooden ladder he had on site since I forgot mine. Half the time I was trying to balance myself on this wobbly ladder next to high-temperature ceiling lights running about 60 feet of cat6 to the other part of the studio where he wanted his computer to be. He then decided to change his mind because the cabling didn't match his aesthetic.

I went home after this and drank myself to sleep while playing Borderlands 2 and rethinking my career choice.

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>20mbps DSL or 100mbps throttled cable in my building
>500mbps fiber in building across the street from the same DSL provider



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