/fa/ - Fashion

>>9644898
@>>9644129

minus points for capitalization

even on a solemn day like today he wouldnt use capitalization.

>>9596413

>>9596408
if you wanted me to post this just ask, dot have to be coy.

>>9596387
used to have such a better selection than now, what do we have currently in the way of female personalities? two weaboo porkers with PCOS.

>>9576238
>>9579191
>>9579442
they are on the Converse website for $55, how are they rare?

>>9550681
>>9550220
raise your fucking saddles or get fitted

http://zogboybleedalot.tumblr.com/

its back by popular demand

relaunching my online brand

lifestyle

fashion

exercise

literature

politics

big old clits

stories

camp outs

funnies

>>9523912
http://cispriviledgedwhitemale.tumblr.com/

oops

>>9523883
>https://www.tumblr.com/blog/cispriviledgedwhitemale

>>9523890
took your name off to samefag did ya droop?

among the bottom 3 namefags on this board is drooped faced doop

0 style
0 personality
0 funny
0 game
100% gay

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/cispriviledgedwhitemale

its back by popular demand

relaunching my online brand

lifestyle

fashion

exercise

literature

politics

big old clits

stories

camp outs

funnies

>>9523837
you ruined it

>>9523816
keep eating mcdonalds for strong gynecomastia, thighs and ass it will look nice for androgyne look hot and sexy with nice hard lumps under your nipples eat as many nuggets as you can for a robust butt and nice thick hips.

blacks not welcome

>>9523736
big old clit on a rank ass bitch

shoulders like a linebacker

face like like your dads friend paul

tits like an orangutang

and a big old clit.

>>9523729
seriously though bitch yall fucken ugly as fuck and its obvious you got pcos and any self respecting woman wouldve denied it by now but you just sit there and take it cuz you're the shape of football field and yours hands are the size of harry's from harry and the hendersons so denying it would be futile.

bitch got pcos and a big old clit.

>>9523726
big clits
big old clits

hairy ass lips
hairy ass tits

big old clits and small ass tits

>>9523716
shes got a HUGE fucking clit dude

im telling ya man michael said he and the boys were spying on chicks through the window after they did gym class and they say her fucking clit dude

bullshit man no ones clit is that big

im telling ya dude they said it was at least 4 inches long, she waited till all the other girls left before she got naked

fuck dude thats crazy

yeh dude bitch got a big clit

>>9523712
big old clit

>>9523639
>it was all thomas could do not to feint, never in his life had he seen such a repulsive, repugnant thing, it was otherworldly, some lovecraftian nightmare made real by a mad, hedonist god of slime and refuse.
>many members of the crowd did feint at the sight of the BOC, a woman to thomas' left fell to the ground and was crushed under the feet of the fast maddening audience
>women shrieked, cried, bawled, men howled in agony and terror, gnashing their teeth and clawing at their eyes. those of weaker constitution shat and pissed themselves, many who by now had been driven to madness began to eat the feces that was filling the room.
>thomas was fixated on the giant mass, the seething, heaving red planet.
>PCOS girl had just begun her mad spectacle, her babylonian ritual of sodom and death
>she placed both hands on the clit and began to writhe them to and throw, this way and that, they passed over and up and down the filthy fleshball, slipping and clapping as the sweat and yeast formed a deadly paste.
>the clit began to tremble and undulate, expanding in mass, higher and wider did the terrible red ball climb, its musk doubling in potency - a man in the front vomited up a bloody mess before collapsing, dead.
>it was then thomas knew that he hadnt come to a freakshow at all, nay' this was a sacrifice.
>the synthesis of sweat, yeast and precum metastasized, horrible sickly yellow yeast tentacles sprung formed on and around the clit.
>they reached out into the audience, entwining and coiling any that they came into contact with in festering serpentine grip of death.
>as the sickening orgy of feces, death and sodomy went on around him, a filthy yeast tentacle slithered its way to thomas who was still transfixed on the ritual that would be his ending.
>as the tentacle creeped up his leg and into his mouth. the only words that came to him as he met his fate were 'thats a big old clit'

>the crowd ushered into the big red top tent
>thomas was eager to see the freakshow, it was his first time and hed never been so excited
>the crowd took their seats
>the lights turned out, all was dark
>thomas can barely contain his anticipation
>hes trembling with excitement
>the lights burst on, illuminating the entire room
>on the stage, once empty, now stands a conductor

>"ladies and gentlemen tonight we have only the FINEST and most TERRIFYINGLY repugnant freaks for your enjoyment!"

>the crowd however is most interested in one freak, the fabled PCOS girl
>suddenly they begin to chant in unison

>"BEE OHH CEE, B O C, B O C!"

>thomas joins in, the entire 500 strong crowd has began to create a cacophony of sound, the tent begins to shake at the mercy of their lust for the famous freak
>the ground begins to shake in unison with her footsteps - she comes, beckoned to their call, the crowd settles, eagerly awaiting their prize
>she emerges, 200lbs of bodyweight and 50lbs of clit, waddling out brandishing a full beard, a hideous hooked nose and am imposing anime collection.

>all those details seemed irrelevant to thomas however, it was what she was pushing in that gilded wheelbarrow that he and the crowd had come for

>the biggest clit the world has ever known

>she stopped, scowling at the crowd who were at this point clutching for their handkerchiefs, the stench of the foul voluminous clit was enough to kill a man if he strayed too close to its blood red body

>thomas soiled himself all over his new pantaloons, he didnt even notice, all he could think about was that BIG OLD CLIT

>finally the hideous creature known as PCOS girl ripped off the herringbone blanket that had masked the heaving mass

>there it was, the biggest, baddest reddest clit in the entire world, it looked like the starchilds head from 2001 only red, surrounded by visible stench lines, covered in sweat and yeast

>>9523594
you should vomit more then you wouldnt weigh 190

big
old
clit

bigoldclit

step right up, see the biggest clit on /fa/! shes got a MASSIVE clit

shes got hairy arms, a hairy upper lip and hands that would make your daddy proud

BEE
OHH
CEE

BEE
OHH
CEE

>>9523570
blacks not welcome