/fa/ - Fashion

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>>9629436
pretty sure hes a mexican manlet

>>9629210
why would i, or anyone else who knows what they're doing, give some dumb faggot stupid enough to consider buying fakes advice?

>>9629134
>mixed race

>>9629109
>mixed race

>>9628967
she sounds just like the retarded girl from american horror story, its uncanny

also

seeeshe

why is no one else blown away by how absurd she sounds

am i taking crazy pills??!?!

>>9628792
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wNYRYfvXLg
thanks for this

make lots more your voice is HOT!

>>9628736
latoya? get off 4chan hunny, wait till daddy gets home.

>>9628731
>fashion fags
on a fashion board no less

>>9628730

>>9628717

>>9628705

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10nxHvPS9Em

everyone post your favourite garmentist item descriptions.

He walks into class. Sunken eyes and a long stride. He dresses well, something to appreciate around here. A nice turtleneck, well-formed but far from tight, looks comfortably worn in. The teacher rambles, your eyes wander. The sweater’s stripes are lean and close together, like bars. You’d like to talk to him but you feel a little intimidated, what to say? I like your sweater. Lame.

Class dismissed, your body aches from sitting so long. From the corner of your eye he’s passing out the door. Vision cast downwards, you’re frowning as you leave.

You run into something pleasantly scratchy. Startled you look up, he’s smirking. Hey.

>>9628692
>there is no bot
straight from the janitors mouth hun

>>9628664
oh believe me simon i know a thing or two about selling on grailed, point im trying to illustrate is buying a pair of pants for 110 and selling them for 140-180(hes not going to sell them for 240) is not the right way to go about it.

garmentist, bless his little heart, has the right idea as far as brand diversity and stock volume, he just needs to get better at picking the pieces.

i am sure he makes 20-40% profits on most of his stuff but if you're selling shit for 200-300 thats tedious work. at least he provides hilariously trite descriptions for the viewer's enjoyment

>>9628670
thats an automatic thing that happens when someone does the "repost" feature.

>>9628658
>>9628650
garmentist i know making 100 bucks on a pair of pants seems like a lot but i wouldnt bother

>>9628633
no its not me but i agree with his sentiment.

the reason for all the shit is we have almost 0 moderation here, we have one decent janitor who is almost done with 4chan, the only moderation that does happen here is when a post gets reported so much that a janitor or mod that doesnt even normally moderate /fa/ sees it and comes over and bans/wipes.

all the mundane banal shit threads that you listed dont get enough reports to get crossboard attention, so nothing happens.

people botspam report me so itll always get deleted ;)

if you want the shit to go just get a bot and report the shit out of the threads you dont like, 4chan mods/jani are for the most part braindead and will delete anything if its reported enough.

75+8 in fees + 20(generous) shipping is 103. $95-105 minimum spent on the pants.

240 minus 103 = 137 minus 8 for pp fees is 131, minus 15-20 for shipping is 110

for a grand total of 10-15 dollars profit.

idk how this kid makes any money, especially if he doesnt sell it for 240

idk why niggers think skin colour changes the way they look, the smell, the nose, the ugly hair, you cant make that go away by changing your skin colour.

i know its hard to accept that you'll never be white but niggers, please, dont dye your skin.

>>9628082
>>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10nxHvPS9Em

>>9628055
>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10nxHvPS9Em

>>9628018
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10nxHvPS9Em

>>9628004
have mercy