/fa/ - Fashion

will body recomp make me lose my double chin/face fat?
Please answer,it could save my life

I'm seeing a lot of shit opinions in this thread, so let me help everyone.

>>12340302
You look like a gay bartender.

>>12340326
You look like a low-key Mexican cartel worker, just drop the shoes and go for something black with white out-lining and you're perfect.

>>12340336
Jesus Christ...

>>12340340
Chop your legs in half Jack Skellington.

>>12340355
What the fuck is with /fa/ and white and beige shoes? Also, stop it with your hipster fucking jacket.

>>12340389
Weeb / 10

>>12340392
Gay Heroin Sheikh

>>12340405
The green jacket makes you look literally homeless.

>>12340505
Stop buying pants that aren't long enough to cover your ankles, unless you're going to start wearing socks.

>>12340533
Lets his mom dress him / 10

>>12340683
Nice gay cowboy shoes there, Brokeback.

>>12340959
Early 90's/10. Not bad, but better than a lot of the others I've seen.

>>12340997
Look like you belong in Blood on the Dance Floor for Twinks.

>>12341028
Dope outfit.

>>12341068
Very nice.

>>12341137
*shrugs*

>>12341139
Jesus Christ, pick a style, don't go half and half.

>>12341161
Very mid 2000's, but not bad.

>>12341253
The most average looking person yet. Except for those shoes. They scream "I TAKE ANAL"

>>12341470
Dad-trying-to-be-hip-core

>>12341543
You were fine up until the shoes. Fuck man.

>>12341739
Eh. You look okay if you're a girl or a trap.

>>12341908
Would party with.

>>12341947
Dis nigga look like he straight outta Tekken

>>12341951
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS GUY
IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

>>12342011
Trying-too-hard/10

>>12342156
The 80's was 30 years ago.

>>12342205
Maybe it's the picture quality, but your pants look like garbage. Your shoes should also be replaced with something shiny, and black.

>>12343087
I honestly can't make fun of you. You look very up-class standard.

>>12343147
What the fuck is that literal garbage on your feet? Why does /fa/ have the worst taste in foot wear imaginable? Like holy fuck.

>>11404910
>>11404915
Found the angry chink.

>>11363176
Pitt's physique in Fight Club was almost all biceps and shoulders, and a bodyfat percentage that's frankly dangerously low. It looks real good, but you'd be better off doing a more well-rounded workout that actually involves your legs and other muscles.

t. /fit/izen

>>11361711
>>11361715

Chill fellas, I was just making a joke. I am proud of being German, but fuck if I knew that was a military uniform that anon posted. The fact that you guys have nothing better to do than get all bent out of shape about it is pretty fuckin funny though.

>>11361718
I look like a Dyel because it turns out I've been eating at a 1k calorie deficit, fuck me.

>>11361687
Friend, when have I said one thing that's been edgy? I'm just looking for fashion advice. Both sides of my family are 100% German. I'm 2nd generation immigrant. I'm not as in touch with my culture as I'd like to be, but I'm fuckin busy and don't have time to travel or learn the language, sue me. Relax, eh?

>>11361690
That's kind of what I thought. Basically just what people wear in public, makes sense.

I could see how getting too deep could do that to you, fair enough. I really am just hoping to be a little more intelligent about the way I dress. Since I'm getting /fit/ I figured I'd get my /fa/ on and just get the whole package. Thanks for the tips, mate.

>>11361663
>Ask for fashion advice
>Get grilled on my race

Fuck did I end up /pol/?

>Glossing over the weeb shit in your post

>>11361642
You say that, but my entire family on my dad's side was either Wermacht, Luftwaffe, or SS.

The secret ingredient to my autismo is that I was raised in the US.

t. German raised in California

>>11361634
This fuckin' guy

>>11361630
>Thinks I'm trolling
Surprise bitch I'm just that inept at fashion

>>11361630
Hahaha, it's true. I can't believe you guys fell for it!

>>11361620
Hey man no doubt. I didn't expect to go from clueless to expert overnight. Just looking for a jumping off point, and I got that and some. Legitimately, for all the flak you guys get over on /fit/, this has been extraordinarily helpful. I'm gonna continue to lurk and sift through all the links that were suggested to me so I can start figuring out a style for myself that isn't dogshit.

>>11361618
No

>>11361627
It's my German blood, I can't help it. It's an uncontrollable impulse, like my unnatural attraction to sauerkraut, and the urge to annex Poland.

>>11361616
Man, does it really? Fuuuuuck. But that's good advice, as one of my big problems is I like individual pieces but have no fucking idea how to get them to work in an outfit.

My newfag is showing, but what is a streetstyle? Google isn't very helpful

>>11361598
Cheers, thanks mate. That was very informative, don't apologize. I didn't even think about the fact that trends would be important to get to know.

>>11361602
No need to be sorry, I know I have no taste, shit man that's why I 'm asking for advice.

>>11361603
Thanks mate, I'll check it out.

>>11361595
That's dope as hell, where can I get one?

>>11361583
>The whole jacket is a bad choice
We're on the same page.

>Exaggerates you paleness
Are you referring to the pictures I posted, or just in general? Because I've noticed I have never looked more tan (aside from when I've actually tanned) than when I'm wearing something bright white. If you're referring to the picture, the lighting in my room is absolutely atrocious, I was pointing a lamp or five over towards my mirror.

>>11361561
>Mention how bad of a piece of clothing it is in the OP
>Mention several times that it was cheap and I have no eye for fashion
>"HOW COULD YOU BUY THIS!?"

Stevie Wonder/10 for reading comprehension, mate. Did you miss the part where I asked if people had suggestions for clothing that wasn't shit?

>>11361568
I don't know much about fashion, but white makes my pale as shit skin look slightly better, and it goes well with my other sportswear. Legitimately 60% of the clothing I own is gym and activewear. Honest question though, why do you think white is a bad color choice? I'm pretty new to this.

>>11361506
Your link on /cgl/ seems to be busted, friend.

>>11361512
Which would have been helpful if I had been browsing /fa/ and had been interested in fashion when I bought these two years ago.

>>11361463
Ayyy yeah I started lifting and playing hockey two months ago. Before that it was mostly sprints and shit so I was cosplaying a skeleton.

>>11361480

Just asking for advice, friend. I heard you guys like talking about fashion. You don't /have/ to post in the thread, eh?

>>11361439
I'm cosplaying a guy who doesn't know shit about fashion, glad to know I'm pulling it off seamlessly

>>11361461
>didn't read the rest of the sentence saying "but I'm garbage tier when it comes to fashion"

>>11361437
Seems about right, lmao

>>11361425
Oh man, don't get me wrong, I personally don't mind the jacket, but I don't think of it as high-class in the slightest. I mostly wear it as outerwear on my way to the gym or hockey. I may not have fashion sense, but I have the sense to not do something as dumb as wear it to a classy event, haha

Dustin Clare always makes me go "n-no homo"

>>11361368
I'm no english major, but I'm pretty sure the standards of my normie friends are literally the exact definition of normie standards. Anon pls.

>>11361263
If only trying was enough to make these jackets not garbage.

>>11361266
Yeah, that makes sense. Like I said, that's why I'm here to begin with.

>>11361269
Are you saying I should get clothing then take it to a tailor to get it fitted properly, or what? I don't know what you mean.

>>11361283
No