/fa/ - Fashion

>>9137568
Never.

You are asking me if leather jackets are /fa/? The answer is:

NEVER

You may wonder what goes well with leather jackets? The answer is:

NOTHING

You might ask which leather jackets look good. The answer to this question is:

NONE

All leather jackets look like shit. Never wear a leather jacket.

>>9077608
Stop this nonsense. NOW.

>>9010708
I contemplate shitposting in a Danish daguerreotype domicile.

>>9010678
>My answer: No. Suits are costume-ish. Costume-ish is precisely how the suit looks on a hapless fool from /fa/. It’s time to get real. Suits don’t exude coolness or sex appeal. They are tacky and are doomed to clichédom. In the collective subconscious of /fa/—despite ample evidence to the contrary—is the idea that suits appeal to girls. On the contrary, walk down the street in a suit and every girl will perceive you as a threat or entirely pathetic. She will avoid you. She will imagine you as a greasy creep that might possibly grope her ass, or even worse, a greasy little nerd that wants to look like a badass. A suit is a mistake in first impressions.

I guess I shouldn't wear a suit to work.

I shouldn't have worn a suit to the job interview.

I shouldn't wear a suit to the upcoming funeral.

What would you recommend that I wear then? A full Rick Owens outfit?

>>9010661
I don't follow.

I think the smell of your leather jacket has gotten into your head.

>>9010635
It's terrible.

There has never been a good fit with leather jackets.

When a leather jacket is thrown over an outfit, it serves as an event horizon; the point of no return. That leather jacket instantly ruins the outfit, and it testifies the poor fashion sense of the wearer. Leather jackets never look good. Never wear a leather jacket.

My answer: No. Leather jackets are costume-ish. Costume-ish is precisely how the cowhide jacket looks on a hapless fool from /fa/. It’s time to get real. Leather jackets don’t exude coolness or sex appeal. They are tacky and are doomed to clichédom. In the collective subconscious of /fa/—despite ample evidence to the contrary—is the idea that leather jackets appeal to girls. On the contrary, walk down the street in a leather jacket and every girl will perceive you as a threat or entirely pathetic. She will avoid you. She will imagine you as a greasy creep that might possibly grope her ass, or even worse, a greasy little nerd that wants to look like a badass. A leather jacket is a mistake in first impressions.

But you might think, “Leather jackets are timeless! They can be pulled off! Post a fit, fuccboi!”

You can picture him slipping it on, looking in the mirror, and thinking to himself, “Nice”. What he failed to consider is that a leather jacket makes a statement. Despite the jacket’s fit or design, the statement is not a flattering one. Leather jackets are synonymous with the movie icons of the previous century. Images of the bad boys, James Dean and Marlon Brando come to mind. Younger men, trying to sex up their image, try to emulate these movie icons. Leather jackets have, essentially, been relegated to costume wear. No matter what kind of leather jacket you wear, someone will think, “Wow, he’s trying to pull off the Marlon Brando look.” What does this mean? It means that you cannot be taken seriously when wearing a leather jacket.

>>9010607
A leather jacket isn’t a garment, it’s a mistake. A goofy looking mistake.

Look at anon wearing a glossy black-cowhide jacket and you can almost hear the dialogue that goes through his head: “I can’t pull off a leather jacket. Wait a minute. You know what? Screw it. I’m going to be the guy who looks good in one. Wait a minute. Does this fit right?”

>>9010595
It's clear.

I'm here.

Get used to it.

>>9010586
NO. I will not leave. I WILL BE HEARD.

Leather jackets look like shit and should never be worn.

Do you want me to proceed with copypasta or what? Come at me, bitch. Let's do this.

>>9010516
This looks like shit, not because it is YSL, but because it is a LEATHER JACKET. Leather jackets look like shit and should never be worn. Why do you have such shitty taste? What is wrong with you?

>>9010304
But he likes leather jackets and that's a problem. Leather jackets look like shit and should never be worn. If you don't realize this fact then I have nothing to say to you.

>>9010249
>liking leather jackets
What is wrong with you? Did your mother smoke and drink while she was pregnant with you?

I'm betting a pretty penny that you have Down's Syndrome. In that case, it's okay for you to wear leather jackets. Nobody will expect better of you anyways.

>>9010217
I haven't posted here in the past few months. I'll have to admit that I haven't been monitoring /fa/ religiously like I used to.

That doesn't make leather jackets okay, though.

>>9009111
Leather jackets.

There is literally nothing worse than leather jackets.

I mean, between a crippled retard soaking in his own piss, and someone from /fa/ in a leather jacket it's the piss soaked retard that gets my respect.

>>8797496
You look great, actually. Don't listen to these nerds. You really can pull of that look.

The only thing that kills me, though, are those god awful pants. Wear some dark colored jeans. Jesus.

>>8735365
It seems like you grew up. Congrats.

The rest of the board needs to catch up.

Delete this thread immediately.

>>8704134
I loved the trip. It was an experience. Knowing a few people abroad also made the trip affordable. My itinerary was:
London, UK > Amsterdam, Netherlands > Brussels, Belgium > Paris, France > Frankfurt, Germany > Munich, Germany > Montreux, Switzerland > Vienna, Austria > Budapest, Hungary > Prague, Czech Republik > Warsaw, Poland > Hamburg, Germany > Barcelona, Spain > Madrid, Spain

I made sure to visit small, surrounding towns wherever I went. The people were nice, the food was great, and there were absolutely no leather jackets wherever I went.

>>8704126
Are you in Odessa? I remember hearing about a massacre over there. Anyways, I hope some Pro-Russian militants pick you off.

Also, are you in pic related?

>>8704105
Where do you live? I'm going to kick your ass. Your Wolverine cosplay leather jacket isn't going to save your scrawny ass.