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We wish our insecurities would become effay.
The MONOLITH will grant it.

>Big forehead

>> No.9998066

>>9998054

>London look.

>> No.9998077
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>puffy nips and stretch marks on your ass

>> No.9998079

>confidence to pursue dreams and possibly nose reduction

>> No.9998084

>acne

>> No.9998087

>>9998054
>fear of dying alone

>> No.9998091

being a hapa

>> No.9998300

Phimosis

>> No.9998317

>>9998054

>Crooked teeth

>> No.9998319
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>afraid of committing suicide

>> No.9998330

>>9998319
then don't

>> No.9998331
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>puffy nipples

>> No.9998338
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lazy eye

>> No.9998345

>>9998084
>>9998317
>>9998338
all these and long neck

>> No.9998349
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>>9998330
but i wanna

>> No.9998358

>>9998054
le manlet

>> No.9998379

>>9998087
dude........

>> No.9999018

>>9998054
>woody harrelson tier underbite

>> No.9999026

>>9998349
Suicide is the pussy way out. Find the beauty and love in the world anon.

>> No.9999035

>high hairline

>> No.9999044
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>>9998054
>extreme skinniness
oh wait

>> No.9999051

large crooked nose

>> No.9999086

> 5"11

>> No.9999096

not being over your ex who left you an embarassingly long time ago

>> No.9999108

> struggling to lose weight

>> No.9999115

>>9998054
Aryan forehead masterrace

>> No.9999133
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>seborrhoeic dermatitis
>receding hairline
>stained teeth

>> No.9999141

>>9998054
"M" shaped hairlines, squinty eyes, and flat noses please.

>> No.9999148

>>9999133


With you on the dermatitis - shit sucks


And my teeth have gone see through

>> No.9999168

>>9998054

does it require dubs?

>> No.9999170

>>9999148
What do you use to manage yours?

I use raw apple cider vinegar diluted with water and apply it with make-up remover pads. They seem to irritate less than cotton balls. It doesn't completely get rid of it but it works quite well.

Haven't been out of the house for like a week so with pasty white skin it looks extra bad so I'm feeling down today. Being a little tanned helps, but it probably isn't good in the long run.

>> No.9999196

>old/middle age (40+)
>poverty
>shyness

>>9998338

this too

>> No.9999207

>>9999196
lol grandpa get off 4chan

>> No.9999281

>>9999170
I use hydrocortisone for mine

Works better than ketaconsole did

>> No.9999310
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>>9998054
1x4x9 the most perfect ratio

it describes a box containing 4 boxes containing 9 points

the 9 is part of the 4 which is part of the 1

nature is beautiful, all is one

>> No.9999423

>>9999196
Go away igor

>> No.9999434

>>9998084
This.

>> No.9999437

>>9998054
big forehead is effay

its a white feature

>> No.9999449

skinny wrists, large hips ;-;

>> No.9999597

>>9999044
>walk up to her
>blow on her
>she flies away

>> No.9999611

>>9998345
Long necks are sexy af and always have been.

>> No.9999622

>>9999449
skinny wrists arent effay???

>> No.9999827
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>lazy eyelid
>puffy nipples
>manlet

>> No.9999834
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>>9999449
And thick lips for big dicks

>> No.9999838
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Oily skin

>> No.9999866

>>9998054
>upturned nose on a girl

>> No.9999867

>>9998054
slightly wide hips

>> No.9999881

>>9999866
Guys with upturned noses look better than girls with them in your opinion? What?

>> No.9999906

>>9999881
No, I just meant I'm a grill. If I was a guy with a nose like mine it'd be hopeless and I would've killed myself long ago.

>> No.9999915

>>9998084
Yup

>> No.9999917

>>9999906
up noses r cute

>> No.9999929
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>>9999866
>Liked Indian with an upturned nose
>Thought to myself "Wow she has a nice nose"
>Thought I was just being weird
>mfw other people share the same sentiment

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>tfw no gf

>> No.10000084

cleft lip scar
:(

>> No.10000131

>>9998077
puffy nips are u girl? if so (y)

>> No.10000160
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>>9999917
they sure can be :~)

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>>10000084
inspo :~)

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Get on my level fags

>> No.10000310

>>9998084
check

>> No.10000312

Crooked nose :^(

>> No.10000341

>>9998054
What if you're insecure but it's all in your head? I'm insecure about the size of my penis being too small but it's actually 7" long by 6" girth, would small penises become effay or would big penises stay effay after the monolith?

>> No.10000348

gynecomastia :(

>> No.10000358

>being a little overweight, like not quite jonah hill but getting there.

>> No.10000368

>>9998084
I think dry acne is sexy in girls when it is in their backs and shoulders.

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>>10000368

>> No.10000373
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instead of me wearing Bape shirts with sweatshorts.

let me just wear a Hanes or fruit of the loom shirt.

why must i fit brand expectation!

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>>9998077
ay gurl.
puffy nips are hot and do you have a phat ass?

>> No.10000385

>>9999141
If you're not balding, M shaped hairlines are cool. Not /fa/ cool, but still cool. Cool.

>> No.10000483

>>9999108
Dad bod detected

>> No.10000503

Fat lumpy nose

>> No.10000507

>>9998054
>big nose
>buscemi eyes
>acne ridden skin
>autism
>not being able to talk to cute girls

>> No.10000520
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10000520

Small eyes (size, not like squinty asian eyes)

>> No.10000537

>>10000377
think that's a dude, and i have those same things as a dude. yeah im incredibly insecure of the strech marks im not even fat but theyve gone down a bit

>> No.10000634

>hair around my pink ass white boy nipples

>> No.10001198

plz take away my moobs and back hair

>> No.10001517

muscular legs and muffin tops

>> No.10001520

>>9998054
>head bigger than body

>> No.10001534

>>10001520
Calvin?

>> No.10001550

weak chin ruining my profile

i can just imagine having a perfect jawline and suddenly being 8+/10

>> No.10001699

>>9998054
>not 1.83m tall yet.
>eyes look tiny because always puffy from lack of sleep
>terrible posture
>afraid of being sexual with women because I go too far
PLEASE MONOLITH

>> No.10002527

>>10001699
the last one huh m8
maybe, you know, you're just a h*mosexual

>> No.10002532

>>10001550
are you skinny or skinnyfat or chubby?
because I was skinnyfat borderline chubby and started to control my diet, I lost weight and now I have a pretty good jawline. maybe yours is just waiting to be revealed :)

>> No.10002715

Vitiligo

>> No.10002720

>>9999086

>tfw so fucking close

>> No.10002819

>>9998054
>fat nose

>> No.10002826

I've always had a bit (only a bit) of belly fat that never wants to go away. And it's really hard now that i'm back with my parents because my mum buys so much crap, and it's difficult to control my diet. It's much easier when i'm doing the buying.

That and my hips are a bit wider than usual

>> No.10002915

>>9998054
everything

>> No.10003118

>>10002826
same here, but it's my dad who buys food

>> No.10003126

>>9998054
big forehead too

>> No.10003209

>>9999437
LMAO no it fucking isn't

>> No.10003213

If only being short and emotionally unstable would become fashionable

>> No.10003249

>5'9 height

>> No.10003256

>very asymmetric face and jaw

>> No.10003411

>>9998054
>Japanese
>Snaggletooth

Make me effay

>> No.10003434

>1.83 (6'')
>71 kilos
despite those proportions, flappy belly and moobs

>> No.10003454

Low bodyfat. Always so, so close, and yet so very far.

>> No.10003456
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>>9998054
the only thing about my appearance that i'm insecure about is my body shape. i basically have pic related. i look fat as fuck, despite being 155 lbs and 6'1" and having a 29 inch waist

i also have knock knees

>> No.10003465

>Ugly head, weak jaw, large nose, weird eyes, bland facial structure

>> No.10003479

>>10003456
>Denim Dan. Knows everything, yet looks like shit
>Denim Dan in slaters chat a few nights ago.
>Says he knows about fashion but looks like shit.
>Says he's the only one on /fa/ that knows real fashion.
>Lies about his height
>Reveals how he lost his virginity to a fat, drunk girl.
>Goes on OKC and says none of them went anywhere.
>Makes out with a girl. Says she regrets making out with him.
>FUCKS ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND NOT HIM.
>Lives with his brother in his MOTHERS HOUSE.
>admits paying hookers for sex
>always posts late at night
>no life

>Denim Dan.

>Epitome of Loser

>> No.10003487

>>10003479
Everyone on here has issues in different ways. He's just probably been the most open about them of most trips.

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>>10003479
denim dan has a nice apartment now. he's a nice guy. a true american hero (even though he lives in canada). he does have a massive belly button tho

>>10003487
you do know that you don't have to post in every single thread and reply to every single post, right? jesus christ get a fucking life

>> No.10003509

5'9 and very broad shoulders

>> No.10003511

>>9998300
yep
got no fucking clue what to do about it

>> No.10003524

>>9998054
Hitler Youth haircut

>> No.10003529

>>10003456
Lol what the fuck?

I have a 30 inch waist and I'm 5'7" 130 lbs

>> No.10003530

>oily skin
>mild acne
>pale
>jewhair
>closeted
>not able to reach god-tier androgyny

>> No.10003555

Receding hairline above the temples please, I'm only 21, I don't want to go bald already and I don't want to rock those gay preteen skater banks anymore

>> No.10003587

>>10003502
>>10003487
bruh it's copypasta :^)

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>big head

>> No.10003631

>>10003529
i have narrow hips

and 130 lbs at 5'7" is pretty fucking fat
and you're a manlet
:)

>> No.10003632

>>9998054

5'7" :'(

>> No.10003967

>>10001699
i feel the last three my man.

>> No.10003995

>>10003631
Lmao you look fatter than me you faggot you deformed faggot

And I just measured myself, turns out I'm actually 5'8"

>> No.10004027

>>10003511
Haven't you read any hentai? You have to take a q-tip dipped in warm water and slowly circle the penis with it under the foreskin.

>> No.10004053

>>9998345
stance?

>> No.10004059

>>9998054
>Gyno
>Small calf muscles, despite having 2 leg days a week.
>Acne
>Autism

Save me o' MONOLITH!

>> No.10004062

>>10003995
Not previous poster but you're fat. I'm 3 inches taller than you with the same weight. Fatty

>> No.10004067

>>10003249
Not terrible you'll still be taller than most girls and around average height

>> No.10004218

>bald
>patchy shoulders
>one bad molar

thing is my girl didn't care for any of this, at all. now we're over and I'm back to being obsessively self conscious again

>> No.10004251

>shit hairline
>weak jaw

>> No.10004368

>>10004027
my tip is way too sensitive for that

>> No.10004490
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>Roman nose with bulbous tip
>Skinny neck
>Big ears
>Acne scars

>> No.10004498

S T R E T C H
M A R K S

I went from 49kg to 70kg in a month due to medication, and now i am at 55kg.

I am more stretch mark than actual skin.

>> No.10004538

>>9998054
5 foot 7
Excuse my charisma

>> No.10004542

>acne
>strerch marks
>underweight but with big boobs
>weird lips
>shit wardrobe

>> No.10004546

really skinny, ugly, no confidence or self-esteem.

>> No.10004547

>>10004498
cocoa butter man

shit's voodoo if you use it every day

>> No.10004551

>>9998054

>acne scars
>spic face
>baldness

>> No.10004552

>>9998054
Big nose big forehead lots of foreskin phimosis

>> No.10004577

Happy with everything but my skin. Discolored acne scars on my face and neck :( without those I'd be at least a 9, skin makes the difference between above average and model tier

>> No.10004588

>>10004542
gril?

>> No.10004589

>>10004577
Well, at least you can fix that

>> No.10004591

>>10004588
yeah

>> No.10004592

>>10004542
Having a shit wardrobe is already super effay!

>> No.10004604

>>10004591
There is this girl that I like, she still looks cute with acne.

You still have a chance. Don't feel bad about it.

>> No.10004631

>>10004604
Thank you, that made me feel a little bit better

>> No.10004986

>>9999044
sadly only on females.

>> No.10005034

>>9998054
Asymmetric body

>> No.10005043

>male and wide-ish hips

>> No.10005047

>>10004631
Just kidding your disgusting piece of shit and every man will always look at those things with disgust.

>> No.10005300

>>10003511
Yank it

>> No.10005324

> back hair before turning 20
the gf likes it, well at least she says she does

>> No.10005339

>>10003456
If that's your body shape, you're skinny. Your bone frame is wide, and that's okay. It's masculine or whatever. If you're tall (which you are very much of), then it's definitely good.

>> No.10005486

Long Face

>> No.10006908

>165 cm
Why even live?

>> No.10006916

having a lot of fillings and capped teeth because you didn't give a shit about your teeth as a kid but regret it now

>> No.10006980

>>10002720

:'(

>> No.10007020

>>9998054
autism

>> No.10007236

>my mouth

its too small for my face structure

>> No.10007241

>>10007236
>its too small for my fat structure
there

>> No.10007335

Pencil peen

>> No.10007376

puffy nips and tiny/average at best dick

>> No.10007395

>>10007020

autismcore best core

>> No.10007402

>>10000306
>android

lol no.