/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.9822182]

ITT: imperfections

>horrible teeth because parents couldnt afford braces in my teens
>very noticable gynecomastia because the rest of my body is very thin

[Anonymous No.9822210]

>gr8 teeth bcos socialised dental care

>shitty hunch hunch back bcos im 6ft4"

[Anonymous No.9822235]

>>9822182
get braces now they're effay

[Anonymous No.9822300]

>ok but yellow teeth
>ugly eyebrows
>huge lips
>fat nose
>fat face
>baby face
>acne scars
>huge pores
>few white hairs and I'm 22
>balding
>dark thick hair everywhere
>boring dead eyes

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.9822301]

>>9822182
sup gynobro

[Anonymous No.9822311]

>pectus excavatum

wouldn't change anything else besides maybe 2 inches taller, but having a deformity with a god-tier face is awful

[Anonymous No.9822315]

post pics

[Anonymous No.9822318]

>>9822210

I'm 6'4

It took me about a year to stand straight but try with your posture dude

>neck tucked
>sturnum out
>squeeze shoulder blades
>shoulder not pulled back but pulled down
>butt in/belly button up

[Anonymous No.9822348]

>>9822300
why the fuck are you here lol

[Anonymous No.9822349]

>>9822300
Mexican.

[door knob No.9822355]

>big ego

[Anonymous No.9822357]

5'10 1/2

[Anonymous No.9822365]

>>9822300
sup eggman

[Anonymous No.9822449]

>>9822182
then work out and theyll look like pecks

[Anonymous No.9822474]

>>9822300
holy shit man this makes me feel better
>plucked eyebrows when younger
>eyebrows all fucked up
>balding
is there hope?

[Anonymous No.9822531]

forehead creases
nail biter
that's it really

[Anonymous No.9822559]

>>9822300
Me but no really bad acne or hair issues.

[Anonymous No.9822572]

>Light and dark hair all over body
>Large patch of dark hair on inside of bicep that makes all short sleeves look like I've got impurities

[Anonymous No.9822603]

>mouth breather till I was 19

[Anonymous No.9822640]

>big nose
>big ears

Taken from a possible 8/10 to a 6/10

Ah, feels fucking amazing, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.9822694]

I smashed my face when I fell down a set of stairs when I was 7, idk of that was the main cause behind my bend chin or not but it would explain it relatively well.
Can't wait until I can grow a scruff to cover it with.
Also, fuck my permanently angry brows and inability to smile properly, I look utterly psycho regardless of what I do.

[Anonymous No.9822710]

>Get maxillofacial surgery
>Hairtransplant and finasteride
>Get down to a single digit body fat
>Use a shitload of cremes to get dat dere smooth skin
>Eat carrots to get dat dere natural glow
>Fix posture

There's a solution for everything.

[Anonymous No.9823040]

>awful posture
>fucked up teeth

[Anonymous No.9823088]

>>9822182
My left eye brow rests slightly higher than the right one. If I'm not paying attention to it I look like i'm constantly skeptical.

[Anonymous No.9823103]

>really high hairline
>bad posture
>hair too straight and thin and boring af

[Anonymous No.9823235]

>>9823088
I feel you anon

[Anonymous No.9824018]

>5'7 manlet
>Will Smith ears
>Jew nose
>Bad teeth
>Ugly as fuck
>Small dick

This is why I generally ignore /fa/-advice and just dress in suits. At least then people will think I'm rich and bitches be giving me a chance.

[Anonymous No.9824043]

>bad teeth
>kind of high hairline
>skinny, but fat face
>dark circles under eyes
>weak chin
>slightly upward pointing nose

[Anonymous No.9824075]

dark spots under eyes
chubby cheeks
posture is not perfect, but kinda in the process of fixing it

also dry skin, even though i drink a shit ton of tea and water

[Anonymous No.9824180]

>>9822182
my entire life

[Anonymous No.9824190]

Alright I'm game.

>5'8
>big pores
>born Arab

Other than that, I'm probably a 7/10 so I'm not complaining.

[Anonymous No.9824198]

>terrible ugly teeth that prevent me from smiling
>bulge on nose bridge
>computer neck
>small dick

[Anonymous No.9824199]

>>9822182
>mantits
i know that feel.

[Anonymous No.9824200]

>>9824190
>5'8
>arab
>anything but a 3

[Anonymous No.9824208]

>>9822182
>don't really like my hair
>I'm too aloof sometimes
I don't got much to complain about my physical appearance really, I got over that kinda shit when I was teen.

[Anonymous No.9824210]

>>9824200
Levantine Arab>Gulf Arabs. It's a world of difference.

[Anonymous No.9824220]

>>9822182
>massive toucan beak of a nose

thats about it honestly, guess i don't have it too bad

[Anonymous No.9824300]

>look like Jake Gyllenhaal
>slightly yellow teeth because of the sheer amount of secondhand smoke from my family/friends
>annoying little bald patch in my beard which still hasn't filled in yet so I have to shave or look like a retard

[Anonymous No.9824311]

>>9822182
coffee and tea on a daily basis fucking with my teeth

[Anonymous No.9824367]

>>9824311
How does coffee fuck with you're teeth? I'm actually concerned cause I drink heaps.

[Anonymous No.9824376]

Big-ish nose, not too bad though.
Shitty hairline, not balding, just naturally big forehead with high widows peaks.
Otherwise it's all good. I'm fairly attractive, ottermode, over 6 feet with a decent dick.
No problems getting laid what so ever so i guess i shouldn't whine.

[Anonymous No.9824379]

>>9824367
Makes them yellow, otherwise it's not too bad since coffee isn't acidic.
Tea colors your teeth way more.
If you really care bleaching isn't very expensive and fairly safe.

[Anonymous No.9824381]

>>9824311
This, used to be on 4 coffees a day, dropped to one.
Thinking about getting them whitened but not sure if I could give up coffee fully

[Anonymous No.9824385]

>acne scars
>shitty dry face thanks to accutane
>fucked up lazy eye
>fucked up small mouth
>long nose
>small chin

Probably more but it's probably the most visible.

[Anonymous No.9824396]

>>9824379
Does it yellow them very quickly or just overtime?

[Anonymous No.9824414]

>big-ish ears
>average smile
>average jaw line
>have to constantly pluck in between eyebrows cause i get a bunch of really noticeable hairs.
>always get really bad acne on forehead
>wide hips
>so close to being 6ft but feels so far
>/fa/ is starting to give me an ego and i've caught myself saying some really stupid/offensive shit to people

I'm not too bothered with the physical side of things (apart from the wide hips they really fuck me off) I'm more worried about turning into a total dick tbh

[Anonymous No.9824489]

>>9822182
My penis is bent downwards

[Anonymous No.9824492]

>Balding (and only 26)
>Hairy body (go fucking figure fuck you genetics)
>Color vision defect (deuteranomaly, "color blind" but I hate calling it that because of the fucking idiotic questions hurr durr u see in black and white?!)
>Below average height (5'8)
>Short legs (29" inseam)
>Large pores on nose and constant blackheads
>6" dick

>>9822710
>>Hairtransplant and finasteride
Temporary solution at best, completely ineffective and makes you look like a tool at worst.

>>9824300
>look like Jake Gyllenhaal
>a flaw
kek
Is your fit cutting off circulation to your head? that man is definitely above average in looks.

[Anonymous No.9824519]

>straight but yello teeth
>broad mouth, dumb lookin laugh

ughhh

[Anonymous No.9824527]

>>9824519
also have a hawked nose but i have come to line that

[Anonymous No.9824536]

>>9824489
I bet that would feel amazing

[Anonymous No.9824537]

>>9822182
>5'9" 1/2
>teeth lightly stained from congenital fluorine deficiency
>everything else about me is model status and my friends who studied fashion design all say i could have been a model if i had been born taller

[Anonymous No.9824609]

>long nose
>small eyes
>stoop
>really giant dick

[Anonymous No.9824615]

>>9822182
>female

[Anonymous No.9824617]

>>9824609
also
>sleepy eye (like tom yorke)
>strabismus
>crooked nose

[Anonymous No.9824632]

>>9824617
>>9824609
sounds cute tho

[Anonymous No.9824654]

>>9824537
Lol you must not be that attractive then, bud. Im a le meme-let but very handsome and noone has really remarked on my height other than myself and one of my mildly insecure 6'2 friends. Follow ur dreams, m8

[Anonymous No.9824660]

>perfect skin in high school when i dressed awfully
>shitty skin now that i dress ~better-ish
I must have the most extensive skincare routine for someone w/ bad skin lol!
Things are getting better, tho :)

[Anonymous No.9824676]

>wide pelvis
>male

[Anonymous No.9824688]

>>9824654
only fashion school friends really remark on my height b/c they work in the industry hahah

right after they rave about my looks, that is :^)

[Anonymous No.9824705]

>>9823088
better than everyone thinking your stressed/angry like they do with me

[Anonymous No.9824707]

>>9824688
Ahh. Well stay beautiful

[Anonymous No.9824710]

in order of importance (but tbh even first thing isn't that important, I like to think I'm p secure about myself)
>5'5
>skinny af but chubbyish cheeks
>don't like my smile
>sharp knees
>puffy nipples
>6" penis

[Anonymous No.9824724]

>Decent jawline
>5'7
>Asian
>Skinny fat
>Bad posture
>5'' Benis

[Anonymous No.9824741]

>5'8
>skinny upperbody wide hips
> kinda cute rabbit teeth but i'm a grown ass man now and it's just weird
>puffy nipples
>puffy nose
>weak jawline

too late to be a trap, too weak to be a man

[Anonymous No.9824752]

>>9822182
>receding hairline @22
>weak chin

[Anonymous No.9824755]

>>9824724
i hope ur gay lol

[Anonymous No.9824769]

>>9822210
>socialised anything
>great
Sure, if by "great" you mean ineffective and lagging behind in quality when compared to what private care offers.

[Anonymous No.9824778]

>>9822182

why don't you get braces now?

[Anonymous No.9824819]

>Dad has GOAT nose
>Get my mum's shit tier pig snout nose

simply ebin

[Anonymous No.9824822]

> 5'7

[Anonymous No.9824827]

>tfw grower

[Anonymous No.9824832]

>>9824676
IKTFB

is there literally anything we can do about it?
i'm skinny as fuck but my pelvis is really wide

[Anonymous No.9824838]

>>9824832
Sudoku.

[Anonymous No.9824908]

>absolutely shit pube looking hair
>5'9
>horrible lines under eyes make me look angry tired or dead
>bump in my nose throws off my whole face
>patchy beard

[Anonymous No.9824930]

>yellowish teeth from drinking so much coffee
Take my life away

[Anonymous No.9824946]

>>9824300

How the fuck do you have yellow teeth from "secondhand" smoke?

Do you mouthbreath? Do you just NOT brush your fucking teeth?

Calling all sorts of bullshit on this one holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.9824952]

>>9824908
>horrible lines under eyes make me look angry tired or dead

thats /fa/ as fuck the rest is not tho

[Anonymous No.9824956]

>>9824908
Can I get your autograph, Earl Sweatshirt?

[Anonymous No.9824977]

>>9824908
>Buzz.
>No one cares
>Thats /fa/
>Surgery
>Shave

[Anonymous No.9824979]

>>9822311
god-tier? I don't believe you!

[Anonymous No.9825043]

>dark skin
>huge wide nose
>big lips
>bowed legs
>fucked up knees
>massive bald spots
>5'4"
>huge hips
>small chest
>hobbit feet

>tfw webcam so shitty no one can see flaws very well and lightingg makes my skin look white and I got mistaken for an asian boy because of it several times
>tfw would rather them think this than know im just a disgusting looking girl

>tfw stopped obsessing over it, learned to enjoy solitude and found other things to focus on
>tfw still long to make friends and find love and could never fully adopt the "idgaf" attitude
>tfw you will always feel a certain emptiness within you for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.9825117]

>big head
>body stuck in awkward stage between DYEL and looking like I lift
>gyno
>babby face
>shit hair genetics

[Anonymous No.9825156]

>manlet 5'9
>kyphosis
>hairy as fuck everywhere
>skinnyfat (bmi 18)
>biting my nails, they're fucked up
>probably shit jawline and chin
>5.5 benis

[Anonymous No.9825163]

>5'7"
>acne
>fat nose

[Anonymous No.9825169]

>>9825156
>bmi 18
>skinnyfat
sure

[Anonymous No.9825218]

>Chubby face despite being thin
Makes me look young as fuck and no visible cheekbones
>Receding hairline above the temples
Basically 2 giant triangles in my hair if I don't wear it in bangs which makes me look even younger
>Spotty facial hair

I'm forever stuck with a babyface I guess...
Any decent styles that cover the face?

[Anonymous No.9825257]

Shitty hair. I use decent products and style it but I just happen to have coarse, shapeless hair that frizzes in humidity and takes a while to make look good.

>>9823088
One of my eyebrows has a cowlick on the end, so part of it swerves upwards and then I have a few sparse hairs going down. Looks like something out of a Dynasty Warriors game.

[Anonymous No.9825271]

>fucking disproportionately HUGE ass and PHAT thighs
>vitiligo
Otherwise I'm pretty ok with myself

[Anonymous No.9825278]

Acne on chest, arms, and back. How do I get rid of this holy fuck

[doop_doop No.9825288]

>6'1
>pretty af
>gr8 body
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9825293]

>Acne scars

[Anonymous No.9825299]

>mfw every problem itt can be solved except wide hips

[Anonymous No.9825303]

>>9825043
u ok

[Anonymous No.9825315]

>Mixed
>Parents brownish black and a Mexican looking sand nigger father.
>Big black nose, Avg Ears
>Decent-ish Lips.
>Squint-y looking eyes.
>Near-black hair, dark brown eyes.
>look like Im high when Im not.
>Skin color varies from tan to white boy.
>Have to tan in the sun if I dont want to look like a white boy with a black facial features.
>Cant keep tan because its winter 2/3rds the year.

Cant tell if ugly or above average.

[Anonymous No.9825328]

>gap tooth
>stretch marks from lifting

[Anonymous No.9825360]

>>9825299
man I feel very sorry for you, wide hips is literally the worst a man can have

it's alright though, just gotta be confident!

I'm mostly annoyed by my big nose with uneven nostrils, which can be fixed with surgery, I also have shit skin but I'm working on it

[Anonymous No.9825428]

>6'3 162 lbs but still have flab
>Fat cheeks
Being skinnyfat is horrid

[Anonymous No.9825455]

>acne
>can't grow beard
>greasy as fuck face
>lordosis makes my ass and gut look huge
>borderline hungry skeleton

fuck

[Anonymous No.9825463]

>one eye on a slight angle
>one ear slightly higher than the other
>big pores
>fat-ish cheeks
>red hair
>cannot grow much of a beard on cheeks
>greasy skin
>BMI 24
>5'11"

>mfw all this and still have qt3.14gf

[Anonymous No.9825464]

>>9825299
not manlets bud

[Anonymous No.9825466]

>tfw 5'6
>tfw I honestly don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.9825469]

>weak chin
>long neck
>nasty acne scars
>weird looking nose

that's about it

[Anonymous No.9825470]

Asthma, so I breathe with my mouth a lot
Allergies like a motherfucker, always stuffed nose n the likes
Eczema because of both of those and more, so I often have sores and rashes, making me look dry and not well
I bite my nails
Small overbite

Pic related, its me
I don't feel unlucky with how I look, just the additional shit to deal with

[Anonymous No.9825472]

>>9825470
hot

[Anonymous No.9825489]

>>9825469
Acne scars are fixable, though

[Anonymous No.9825493]

>>9825470
niggerlips

[Anonymous No.9825497]

>>9825472
Thank you

Forgot:
>slightly cross eyed, barely noticeable unless pointed out
>big lips

[Anonymous No.9825502]

>>9825497
post profile pic

[Anonymous No.9825506]

>>9825502
From what, facebook?

[Anonymous No.9825507]

>>9825470
you look like a duck but at least your skin is nice, hair has a nice texture

[Anonymous No.9825509]

>>9825497
big lips are a blessing

[Anonymous No.9825517]

>>9825506
meant side profile

[Anonymous No.9825518]

>>9825506
Top kek

[Anonymous No.9825524]

>>9824769
not him but socialized dental care here is absolutely fine. i've never had to go to a private dentist or a doctor. just because your shitty country/state/city/whatever can't produce good socialized services doesn't mean it's impossible.

[Anonymous No.9825543]

>>9825464
>pic

[Anonymous No.9825549]

>>9825517
>>9825518
lel

My profile isn't my strong side

[Anonymous No.9825564]

>long chin
>eyes slightly asymmetrical
>hairy body
>look like a spic

[Anonymous No.9825578]

>>9825543
>these are poorly shopped

believe it or not, people don't tend to get pictures done, what, a year later wearing exactly the same clothing, in exactly the same manner (see; height socks pulled up, creases in underwear, shoelaces) and stand in exactly the same position

[Anonymous No.9825585]

>Jew nose
Everything else is perfect. Sometimes I feel like getting a nose job, but I'm afraid I'll fuck it up. and I'm too proud.

[Anonymous No.9825593]

>asymmetrical ears (similar to pic)
>crooked nose, but not too badly.
>big-ish front teeth

[Anonymous No.9825594]

Shit this thread took off
>>9824778
extremely noticeable, I'll look like an idiot and get constant shit for it

[Anonymous No.9825607]

>>9822311
fuck off doug

[Anonymous No.9825609]

>>9825594
lol how old are you? if you're out of high school and people give you shit for things like getting braces you're hanging out with the wrong people

[Anonymous No.9825629]

>>9825169
what's weird about that

[Anonymous No.9825647]

I'm one ugly cunt but god damn are my non appearance genes are beast af
>zero allergies
>6'3
>father not balding at the age of 50, not a single grey hair either
>above average intelligence
>7 inch dick

feels pretty good actually

[Anonymous No.9825662]

>>9822182
I'm one ugly cunt but god damn are my non appearance genes beast af
>zero allergies
>6'3
>father not balding at the age of 50, not a single grey hair either
>above average intelligence
>7 inch dick

feels pretty good actually

[Anonymous No.9825663]

>thick, unshapely eyebrows
>unruly hair
>large nose
>skin blemishes
>weak chin
>bad posture from years of vidya

[Anonymous No.9825692]

>>9825578

[Anonymous No.9825700]

deformed thorax on one side, thats why i haven't left my bedroom since 2002 when looks started being everything as i stopped being a kid.

im also balding.

[Anonymous No.9825706]

>>9825549
lol, you need jaw surgery.

[Anonymous No.9825710]

>>9825470
you don't need to tell, your face suffers from the classic mouthbreather syndrom.

[Anonymous No.9825711]

>>9825578

[Anonymous No.9825713]

>>9825692
nice gyno

[Anonymous No.9825714]

>>9825549
looks just fine unless you want to be a male model or something

[Anonymous No.9825715]

>>9825710
>>9825706
>>9825714

I'm getting braces soon, so its cool

[Anonymous No.9825726]

being white

[Anonymous No.9825731]

>>9825715
how will braces give you the jaw surgery you need

[Anonymous No.9825732]

>>9825578

[Anonymous No.9825737]

>>9825609
well my close friends would and it probably wouldn't help with the ladies. Getting roasted isn't the worst part but I think my fits would lose credibility since people will notice the braces the most

[Anonymous No.9825740]

>>9825731
I don't need jaw surgery you moron

I have an overbite and braces will fix that.

[Anonymous No.9825742]

>>9822311
are you a civilian virgin too? i hate the summer because obvious, but love it because as a kid it was not important so it reminds me of the good times

i havent killed myself to not depress my parents lol

the retards dont get that until i get my surgery done im not doing SHIT (NEET for 5 + years)

MINE IS NOT PECTUS EXCAVATUM its something else, i dont fucking know, like part of my left side on my thorax didnt fully develop so a pec implant would help even it out at least when im wearing a fucking t-shirt, if i get ripped the bulging muscles would mask it up.

[Anonymous No.9825744]

>>9824018
hahaha, suits

[Anonymous No.9825748]

>>9825737
I'd do it. A guy that looks fly and also has braces, that's a pretty iconic appearance and having a nice personality would support that. Are you in college or something?

[Anonymous No.9825756]

>>9825593
>asymmetrical ears
Literally the only people who might notice this are other people with asymmetrical ears. Pretty much nobody really looks that closely at other people's ears unless they are big, prominent or look totally abnormal.

[Anonymous No.9825758]

>>9825740
Yes you do coping retard. Look at where your chin tip is compared to your upper lip. Maybe a chin implant would be enough. There's something off about it.

[Anonymous No.9825761]

>>9825117
>>body stuck in awkward stage between DYEL and looking like I lift
complaining about this, fuck off shitboi. just asking for attention

[Anonymous No.9825763]

>>9825758
There isn't. I think I trust a dentist with a specific degree on the issue more than some retard on the internet.

I'll get braces for it.

[Anonymous No.9825768]

>>9822311
>>9825742
I have a small pectus excavatum as well and it hasn't had any effect on my life. Although mine doesn't show through a t-shirt and even without a shirt its not that noticeable.

[Anonymous No.9825775]

i have pimples on my nose
i need to work out more

that's it lol

girls constantly tryna score my digits ya feel me no lie

[Anonymous No.9825776]

>>9825768
NOBODY cares about shit like this except for retards. I just want you to know. its like having a mole or something so dont feel self conscious
and yeah i dont notice whatsoever when people who have that are wearing shirts

[Anonymous No.9825781]

>they only sell this adidas track suit in youth sizes

whyyy

[Anonymous No.9825782]

>>9825761
Lol why does /fa/ get mad at the slightest hint of /fit/?

You guys do realize your fits are all worthless if you are a skinny or fat shit.

[Anonymous No.9825790]

>>9825732
i cant even begin to imagine how desperate and vain you have to be to fucking do that

[Anonymous No.9825797]

>>9825497
stop being a melodramatic faggot. theres a lot of people out there who would have rather been born with features at least a third closer to some of yours
>buh buh im insecure

[Anonymous No.9825798]

>>9825782

you do realize none of you fit autists can find jeans that fit your deformed thighs?

[Anonymous No.9825805]

>>9825798
>Implying fashion and fitness isn't also physique.

Lol /fa/ggot go work out a bit. Maybe you'll get laid then.

[Anonymous No.9825822]

>>9825797
I said I was happy with how I look and I'm not insecure. What are you even talking about

[Anonymous No.9825889]

>>9825763
Look at your profile and cope.

[Anonymous No.9825898]

this question is going to be mouthbreather tier retarded but is there a difference between a mouthbreather chin and a weak chin?

[Anonymous No.9825904]

>>9825889
You're just fishing for replies or are you really so retarded you think you're more qualified to judge, whether or not I need jaw surgery that a specialist who has x rays?

[Anonymous No.9825922]

>>9825714

[Anonymous No.9825925]

>>9825798
>what are tapered fits

[Anonymous No.9825926]

>>9825732

>willing to fuck up ur legs for life to be taller

[Anonymous No.9825928]

>>9825904
I don't need fucking x-rays you mong. You may not need surgery because your bite is decent as in functional, we are talking about AESTHETICS, unless you are working with a plastic surgeon he is not going to request any surgery unless you have a severe deformation which is not your case, but objectively speaking your chin is recesed and your overall lower third is weak at it's best.
Before age 12, children’s bones are malleable. If a child consistently mouth breathes for any reason, often because of unresolved allergies to foods like milk and wheat, this habit can create a 3-dimensional facial contraction. The tongue is a quizzical and selfish muscle. It is also strong. When the tongue rests on the floor of the mouth, as it must be to mouth breath, the face becomes long and narrow, so front teeth crowd. The lower third of the face grows down and backwards. Underdeveloped jaws crowd back teeth and lead to wisdom tooth impactions. As the lower jaw line trends from horizontal to vertical, it assaults tongue space and airway space.

[Anonymous No.9825938]

>>9825928
damn the left one got fucked up

[Anonymous No.9825940]

>>9825928
>aesthetics
nigger, by that logic everyone needs surgery for something

You're also contradicting yourself, you claim I NEED jaw surgery, but here you say I don't and its optional since its just for aesthetics.

I also get acupuncture for my allergies, so I don't use my mouth for breathing either.

You're being a theory shitter, its like being on d2g

[Anonymous No.9825951]

>>9825940
not that guy, but neither do you NEED orthadontics - it is natural to have a slight overbite for many people

but what that guy has been saying is all right

[Anonymous No.9825963]

>>9825951
Again, I'm getting special braces for exactly that

so no, he's not in my case

[Anonymous No.9825974]

>>9825963
>Again, I'm getting special braces for exactly that
wtf are you talking about

[Anonymous No.9825980]

>>9825974
What the fuck are you talking about??

I don't need surgery at all, which is what he claims.

[Anonymous No.9825993]

>>9822182
listed in order of things I hate about myself
wide hips
fat cheeks
bushy eyebrows
dat arabic+shitty scottish/english total body hair coverage
5'6"
not 8 by 6 dick

[Anonymous No.9826035]

>>9825993
I am u but asian
++ acne scars
-- body hair

[Anonymous No.9826062]

>>9822210
>also 6'4''
>also bad posture

Mine is getting better though cause some girl friends of mine started getting on me about posture whenever I wouldn't stand up straight, you just gotta be conscious of it and try to do better

[Anonymous No.9826186]

>>9825303
nah

[Anonymous No.9826296]

>moles all over my body

[Anonymous No.9826343]

>>9822449
They really won't.

Go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.9826423]

>5'9
>back stretch marks from rapid growth, fucking bullshit because it's not even like I'm tall
I'm fine with everything else about me, which makes my back and height even more frustrating

[Anonymous No.9826469]

>>9826423
Elaborate on rapid growth? Were you late bloomer and then you grew all of a sudden? 5'4 late bloomer Manlet reporting in

[Anonymous No.9826472]

>>9826469
>5'4
>late bloomer
I have some bad news for you bud

[Anonymous No.9826510]

>>9826469
if you're not under 17, its over.
sorry.

[Anonymous No.9826548]

>>9826472
Nah dude I got the age of my bones tested and I'm realllyyyyy young in bones. Too young to even mention cause of how embarrassing it is >>9826510
Good thing I am underage b& then

[Anonymous No.9826901]

>>9825980
Have fun remodeling BONES with braces you fucking mouthbreating mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.9826953]

>>9826186
nah, i mean ull b fine, u alright, u awesome

[Anonymous No.9827516]

>>9826901
Sure, mr. internet dentist

[Anonymous No.9827577]

>>9826901
lost it

[Anonymous No.9827862]

>>9822182
>5'4.5" 19yo M

[Anonymous No.9827864]

>>9827516
>implying muh dentist understands aesthetics
>implying you aren't in denial.

Even this shit done in 5 seconds using paint shows how much of an improvement it would make. From average mouth breather to male model.

[Anonymous No.9827889]

>>9827864
Have fun trying to achieve this with braces. Trust me, I suffer from a similar recesion, my bite is decent, but with a naturally closed position, that fucking lower lip bulge and the lower third mild recession is something I am familiar with. We were fucked at birth by being a couple milimiters away from being universally good looking.
KEEP COPING BOYO.

[Anonymous No.9828485]

so yall do realize that imperfections are FA ^1000 what make you different and beautiful <3

[Anonymous No.9828592]

>mullet part or my hair grows twice as fast as any other part
>big feet, wearing slim or skinny jeans often makes me look like a clown
>mousey, brown eyes (stellar eyebrows tho so I'm not really upset)
>teeth, head structure, face and chin of a twelve year old boy
>inability to grow facial hair
>5'8

If I didn't have such a deep voice people would think I was 15.

[Anonymous No.9828595]

>>9827889
It seems like the problem is your jutting nose and upper lip, I think your jaw is in the perfect place

[Anonymous No.9828628]

>>9822300
>tfw you started to get comments on your white hairs when you where just 14

[Anonymous No.9828643]

i avoid people looking at my profile because it looks so weird and i dont quite know whats wrong with it
i fucking hate my profile

[Anonymous No.9828664]

>>9828643
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.9829194]

>>9828595
Exactly and braces are gonna fix that, because they're gonna pull my overbite back.

I don't need jaw surgery at all, these niggers just pretend to be pocket surgeons

[Anonymous No.9829625]

>>9828595
>jutting nose
Can't you see I only modified the lower lip and the chin? Jesus christ, the coping in here is off the charts.

[Anonymous No.9829627]

>>9828643
Post a higher res picture closing your mouth.

[Anonymous No.9829642]

>>9828643

it's your head and hair doe that comes off as weird doe

flatten your top init

[Anonymous No.9829663]

>>9825980
orthadontics is braces you retard, not surgery, now re-read that post

[Anonymous No.9829668]

>5'9"
>awful fucking hair. It dosent look too bad but it's so coarse and thick it's impossible to style also it gets like an afro after the shower
>round nose

[Anonymous No.9829671]

Dark circles under eyes
Always looking tired :(

[Anonymous No.9829692]

>>9829194

[Anonymous No.9829694]

>strabismus when I don't wear glasses
>dry skin on either side of my nose

[Anonymous No.9829698]

>tfw straw hair that grows in any direction
recommend a new cut for my shit genebtics plz

[Anonymous No.9829700]

>thick rat-ish hair that's near impossible to style
>big nose
>huge head
>circles under eyes
>incredibly pale
>skinnyfat
>my sister got the bright blue eyes and I got the grey/dark blue ones
> really hairy legs
>stupid flat feet
>below average dick
>no beard
the ladies love me

[Anonymous No.9829707]

>>9829692
You have no idea what you're talking about.The braces are gonna pull my front teeth back, not move my jaw up.

[Anonymous No.9829715]

>>9829707
you are literally a retard all i did was move your front teeth back
her is a follow up pic you desperately in denial kid

[Anonymous No.9829724]

>>9829715
I don't mouthbreathe anymore. And you're still just theoryshitting like crazy.

I'd still take a specialist over some random retards word.

[Anonymous No.9829746]

>>9829724
you literally had specialist and second generation orthodontist mike mew's video posted here, and dismissed it and info from the video posted by an anon as "broscience" or whatever

your head posture is forwards, or perhaps not and in fact its your nasty mouthbreating, no tongue support, throat that bulges forwards at 45 degrees - head is tilted up as a result

whether or not you mouthbreath anymore, the damage is done

tongue on the roof of your mouth, teeth together, lips together - that would have fixed you when younger - pulling your front teeth back will just make you look mongoloid - a protruding maxilla is /literally/ an attractive trait and you want to yank it back to match your nasty lower jaw

the lower needs to come forwards, not the upper backwards

you need jaw surgery like that guy said

[Anonymous No.9829755]

>>9829698
Go no poo.
This is literally the only way besides using copious amounts of gel.

[Anonymous No.9829774]

>>9829755
My hair is pretty oily though. Won't no poo make me look like a grease monster?

[Anonymous No.9829779]

>>9829774
after a week to a month of nopoo it will stop being greasy. in the meantime just rinse it with cold water

[Anonymous No.9829794]

>>9825662
Nice man, me too, except allergic to one type of grass

[Anonymous No.9829801]

>life is perfect, wealthy family, health and friends
>start losing hair
ayy

kill me

[Anonymous No.9829812]

>>9829779
And you use nothing else? Won't it smell?

[Anonymous No.9830352]

>>9829801
fuck u

[Anonymous No.9830552]

>>9822300
All except hair and dead eyes.
oh and yello teeth.....

[Anonymous No.9830699]

How is my profile. I need a haircut.

[Anonymous No.9830710]

>>9829663
Orthodontics works to that extent (to have a visible impact on one's LOOKS) when you are a KID, as an adult you can only hope for maloclusion improvements.

Fucking duckfaced deluded faggot.

[Anonymous No.9830711]

>>9830699
Front.

[ed-u No.9830716]

jew nose bcus broke it around age 5 and never went to a hospital to fix it or anything its watevs

[Anonymous No.9830749]

>>9830699
Weak ramus and overall jaw, bulbeus nose, overall non deformed, good hair.

[Anonymous No.9830756]

>>9829801
Your life is over.

[Anonymous No.9830761]

>>9830749
Don't know what all that means but I'm not deformed! Hell yah.

[Anonymous No.9830809]

>>9830761
>being so insecure that you need confirmation from a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet
how'd you get so low anon?

[Anonymous No.9830823]

>>9830809
Lol I'm bored at work so I don't really care.

[:) No.9830963]

>>9824769
In the UK you have a choice between a free service or a private one if you decide to pay, there's no reason to compare the two

[Anonymous No.9831384]

>swollen/baggy eyes
>keratosis pilaris on back and arms
>largish nose
>big pores on nose
>jewfro

[Anonymous No.9831396]

>>9831384
not jewish which makes it worse