/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.9689016]

What's a /fa/ dick size

[Anonymous No.9689019]

Why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.9689023]

WTF even is this thread.

[Anonymous No.9689025]

>>9689019
EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE HAVE TO /fa/ AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.9689029]

dick size isn't that big of a deal you insecure fuccboi

[Anonymous No.9689034]

>>9689023
>>9689029
>>9689019
look at these incel niggers

[Anonymous No.9689042]

5.1" Length
6" Girth

[Anonymous No.9689046]

>>9689042
chodes aren't /fa/

[Anonymous No.9689055]

anything below 7 inches = baby dick.

>the average dick is 3inches long!!

well, the average man has a baby dick, no two ways around it.

[Anonymous No.9689059]

I've never had any complaints about my six inches because nobody has seen it :(

[Anonymous No.9689064]

>>9689046
Dick fashion is mainly based on the pubic cut though. Dick Mohawk is pretty /fa/

[Anonymous No.9689093]

7 length
6 girth here

[Anonymous No.9689105]

as small as possible so as not to interfere with your silouette

[Anonymous No.9689106]

>>9689016
One of my favorite statues. Just look at how fleshiy Persephone looks. You can really feel Hades' fingers digging into her thighs. It must have been very difficult to make a marble statue appear soft. I know this is off topic, but this whole thread isn't really related to fashion anyway.

[Anonymous No.9689114]

>tfw only 7x5.5

Big, but I'll never rip a girl in half...

[Anonymous No.9689118]

>>9689106

Bernini is incredible

[Anonymous No.9689159]

>tfw small dick
>tfw never really cared
>tfw out of nowhere start getting sex w/ qt grills
>tfw insanely insecure every time one sees my dick
>tfw they all comment on it
>I don't really care, I'm not that kind of girl
>they probably do
>they all probably tried thinking of ways to break off with me
>tfw I'm the one that ends it secretly to avoid that kind of pain
Other reasons too, but it's making me way more insecure than it should and causing issues in my life.

[Anonymous No.9689163]

>>9689159
big dick matters
girl cums multiple times during sex
small dick can't make a girl cum even once

[Anonymous No.9689167]

>>9689159
talk dick post pic

[Anonymous No.9689169]

Mine is 7 inches and average girth.

[Anonymous No.9689173]

>>9689163
honestly most girls are used to, and expect to not cum during like penetrucktion so if you havea big d and can do it thats awesome and a plus but if you dont its like... they're used to it. its not a big surprise. so dont sweat it.

[Anonymous No.9689175]

>>9689106

Ever seen the Callypigian Venus? I think that made me a Statuephile

[Anonymous No.9689177]

am gril, as long as it's bigger than my finger it's good

[Anonymous No.9689181]

>>9689173
>expect to not cum during like penetrucktion
why are girls so fuckin gay?

[Anonymous No.9689195]

>>9689177
How big's your finger?

[Anonymous No.9689203]

>>9689195
7 inches

[Anonymous No.9689206]

>>9689203
and 6 inch girth

[Anonymous No.9689209]

>tfw 6 inches and pretty happy about it
there are more important things in life.

[Anonymous No.9689211]

>tfw 5 inches
>tfw i'll never satisfy a girl
just might as well end my life now

[Anonymous No.9689214]

reminder that if youre uncut then it is impossible for you to be /fa/ in anyway

[Anonymous No.9689219]

>>9689209
also this is now a ancient greek sculpture appreciation thread

[Anonymous No.9689223]

how do you guys hide your bulge when wearing skinny jeans? I tried on the cheap monday him spray jeans last night because even slp was a little too big for me and the outline of my dick was ridiculous. I have to return them now

[Anonymous No.9689227]

>>9689214
>circumsized
enjoy your gross dried out penis and complete lack of sensitivity

[Anonymous No.9689228]

>>9689219

[Anonymous No.9689231]

>>9689114
I got comments on mine saying it could ;-; it was on soc though
Why's it so hard to find girls irl?

[Anonymous No.9689232]

>>9689211
Just become a twink or become a master with your tongue. Theres a small dick reddit and the dudes on there are like 2"-4".

iirc the average cock size was reduced recently after a new study

[Anonymous No.9689235]

>>9689211
5 inches is enough dude for me and most girls i know at least

[Anonymous No.9689236]

>>9689231
Cause you have no confidence and never go anywhere

[Anonymous No.9689239]

>>9689219
>average size

[Anonymous No.9689243]

>>9689228
god-tier sculpture reporting in

[Anonymous No.9689245]

>>9689169
same here, i feel like i have a pencil dick

[Anonymous No.9689246]

>>9689235
>believing women

[Anonymous No.9689253]

>>9689219

[Anonymous No.9689257]

>>9689239
>tfw dicks for ears

[Anonymous No.9689266]

>>9689253

[Anonymous No.9689269]

Before you go to the bed room, list in your head the girl's possible insecurity's. If she insult's your dick then list em off.

E.g. Massive cunt, Weird/small boobs, fat, fat ass, etc.

Good one is telling them that they stink, that shit really fucks with their heads

[Anonymous No.9689273]

>>9689016
I've never measured my dick so I actually have no idea, but then I also don't really give a damn about my dick size, cause I can't really do shit about it.

[Anonymous No.9689280]

>>9689269
wow you must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.9689283]

>>9689273
>not measuring your dick daily
fuckin americans i swear...

[Anonymous No.9689291]

>>9689280
Being a sociopath is pretty based tbh

[archy No.9689296]

>>9689114
>Big

[Anonymous No.9689313]

7 inches is most /fa/, big and masculine but not so big that it makes you seem apish and uncultured. It's the ottermode of cocks.

[Anonymous No.9689315]

>>9689291
I'm sure you're a real hit with the ladies with that attitude. There's something to be said for treating them mean keep em keen but telling a girl she stinks and thinking that will make her sleep with you isn't sociopathic, it's fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.9689328]

This big

[Anonymous No.9689338]

Itt: a bunch of cucklords pretending that their dicks are adequate
>TFW 9 and strong

[Anonymous No.9689351]

>>9689328

[Anonymous No.9689371]

>>9689315
The smelly thing is a burn bridges thing, if shes being a real cunt

[Anonymous No.9689390]

>>9689269
Damn must suck having a small penis and always having one's defenses up

Besides girl's first diss is dick size regardless of actual size. Its one of the many petty things women are so adept at

[Anonymous No.9689446]

is my 8x5 peckerino big?

[Anonymous No.9689493]

>>9689446
ye u doing god's work son
proceed

[Anonymous No.9689525]

>>9689493

[Anonymous No.9689563]

Little ladyboy dicks are most fa. They are cute as heck and when you jerk em it doesnt feel too gay. P gay tho but jist gay enough to be fa without flamingo homo shit

Im 7.5 but i always see people claim 9+ like they're .01% but in pics its clearly only 7 even with fancy camera angles. niggas need to stop measuring their ass to tip

[Anonymous No.9689589]

>>9689563
7.5 master race

[Anonymous No.9689599]

>>9689016
8.5 inch
i guess 6 or so girth, havent really measured but its the same around as my wrist near the middle
Have made some smaller girls(5ft) bleed, one liked it, the other was ambivalent towards the blood.

I dont wear underwear, so wearing shorts in summer is an exercise in self awareness of dick shape being outlined in cloth

[Anonymous No.9689618]

Are growers or showers more effay? I contend that growers are because showers limit your options for clothing by requiring more space for your flaccid member. One that shows might be more impressive, but only for a little while.

[Anonymous No.9689635]

>>9689173
> expect to not cum during like penetrucktion
how accurate is this? my dick couldn't be more average and my girlfriend has no trouble cumming from it. She's the only person I've slept with multiple times though, so I have no comparison.

[Anonymous No.9689642]

>>9689618
I hope so because I'm maybe 1-2 inches flaccid and 7 erect.

[Anonymous No.9689646]

>>9689635
Most girls don't get off much from penetration in the first place. Clitoral stimulation is much, much more effective. You're pretty lucky to have a girl that sensitive.
Or she's faking it. That's always a possibility as well.

[Anonymous No.9689651]

Length doesnt get a girl off as much as girth
That being said, most girls want both

[Anonymous No.9689653]

6x5 is the most effay dick size

[Anonymous No.9689657]

>>9689651
inexperienced girls think they want both, until they get it, then readjust their desires.

girth is always important though, but past 8 inches you run the risk of not being able to go balls-deep in a girl without her getting pissed off

[Anonymous No.9689664]

>>9689232
>Theres a small dick reddit

oh what a surprise

[Anonymous No.9689668]

13 cm erected length, 2.3 cm erected diameter. I'm 191 cm height and 75 weight. How funny it looks, i wonder?

[Anonymous No.9689673]

as long as you're not cut you'e golden

check em

[Anonymous No.9689685]

If u say your over 8 post pic with measuring tape

U wont cuz u aint

[Anonymous No.9689689]

>tfw a little over bit 7 inches
>tfw almost 5 inch girth

Kill me now god.

[Anonymous No.9689691]

I always find it amazing that almost everyone on this website has a huge cock. Its almost as if everyone is too insecure to say their actual size

[Anonymous No.9689712]

>>9689673
go back to /b/

[Anonymous No.9689722]

>>9689691
6"x5"

[Anonymous No.9689732]

>>9689016

My penis is a massive 9 inches long but it curves 120 degrees to the right when it enter action mode. It's like Captain fucking Hook down there.

When I was a kid I was bloody prolific at skateboarding but one time I bailed and my penis got sandwiched between a rail and my thigh, thus causing scar tissue to form, the doctors said it was nothing but when puberty hit, I was suddenly a far right extremist in terms of phallic bearing.

I can only wank by massaging the tip, wading down to the shaft is just painful.

[Anonymous No.9689748]

>mfw I have a 21cm dick
>mfw i'm a faggot and 100% bottom because i can't feel anything while penetrating
>mfw other guys complain about their dick size

[Anonymous No.9689750]

>tfw go on /soc/
>tfw get depressed on seeing how many people have such big and attractive dicks
a-at least i have good t-taste in fashion, r-right?
;_;

[Anonymous No.9689751]

>>9689177
Aww thats kinda sweet :)

[Anonymous No.9689753]

16 centimeters. Alittle above average.

I'm ok with it.

[Anonymous No.9689763]

>>9689732
candy cane!

[Anonymous No.9689770]

>>9689599
>i dont wear underwear
well memed my friend

[Anonymous No.9689776]

>>9689732
Well copypasta'd friend

[Anonymous No.9689781]

>>9689750
Don't let it get to you, girls only notice dick size online. Think about it, look at, for example, a pen, any pen, can you say exactly how long it is? It's the same with dicks really.

[Anonymous No.9689784]

>>9689753
Same here bro, never gonna impress anyone but never gonna dissapoint anyone either. Feels like we're stuck in some sort of dick limbo.

[Anonymous No.9689852]

>>9689016

>tfw 4x4
>tfw 6 foot 2

our god is a cruel god

[Anonymous No.9689860]

i'm 5.5 and all the girls so far said i had a big dick

i'm just glad it's big enough to fuck with

[Anonymous No.9689875]

>>9689860
Chicks don't really have a sense of size when it comes to dicks, especially since they rarely ever fall more than +-5 cm from the average. For all we argue about that extra inch or two it's really hard to tell a difference without any comparison for measure.

[Anonymous No.9689886]

>>9689784
>dick limbo

kek'd. 16.x cm here and i couldnt relate to this more even if i tried to.

[Anonymous No.9689905]

>>9689016
6 inches. Not big, not small.
>>9689042
Go away jap manlet

[Anonymous No.9690163]

>>9689860
are you a manlet because that might have something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.9690175]

>>9689905
Probably fucked more people than you tbh mate

[Anonymous No.9690183]

tfw 6'1" and 5.5 inch dick

[Anonymous No.9690203]

how 2 increase girth? :(

[Anonymous No.9690216]

>>9690175
island inbreds with foetal alcohol syndrome don't count as people m8.

>hit a nerve
>an actual jap manlet
Top fucking kek, you remind me of that 5' angry jap manlet in high school who I'd laugh at every day for being pathetic.

[Anonymous No.9690242]

>>9690203
same

[Anonymous No.9690358]

>>9689214
>uncut
>even remotely effay

pick one

[Anonymous No.9690367]

>>9689064
>Dick fashion
kek

[Anonymous No.9690433]

>>9689016
Small penises have always been more /fa/, unfortunately I have a six and a half, so I will never have a couture cock.

[Anonymous No.9690565]

Wow suddenly I understand why /fa/ guys are so /fa/. Very few 7 or over itt and that is the only good size.

[Anonymous No.9690780]

Zach Hill dick most effay dick
Also how big does his look
I'm about 1/2 inch bigger but I don't have a tape measure handy

[Anonymous No.9690803]

I've masturbated to that sculpture

[Anonymous No.9690817]

>>9689059
I'd see it if u let me bb ;)

[Anonymous No.9690825]

>>9689269
>sieg

[Anonymous No.9690842]

>>9689055
average is 5.5 though no?

[Anonymous No.9690856]

>>9689227
well i have no choice so i have to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.9690874]

>5.5 here
every girl ive had sex with has enjoyed it a lot (or at least acted like they did?) and ive had some nice complements on my dick before. not sure if im average or below but its never been a problem for me in the bedroom.

the only time a girl has ever said my penis was small was after we broke up and i destroyed her dignity and made all her friends hate her. she deserved it tho

[Anonymous No.9690875]

As a girl, I can honestly say that dick size doesn't matter as long as you can make me feel good.

I'm usually more insecure about how my body looks during sex than caring about your dick size.

Just be happy in the moment and don't worry about it, bc most of the time the girl doesn't actually care unless she is a picky bitch.

[Anonymous No.9690886]

>>9690842
5.3-5.6

[Anonymous No.9690891]

i think it's the type of thing that most girls wouldn't care about unless you're an over-confident cocky asshole who has a small dick, then it's kind of comical. if you're just a regular nice guy who has a small dick then who cares

[Anonymous No.9691132]

> Good, good, it's working...

[Anonymous No.9691213]

>>9689114
7.25 x 5.5 , the only girls who ever said I was big were american... I've hit my fair share of cervix and imagine it's not the most comfortable of feelings, but other than that, girls rarely commented on my size in canada and europe

> only GG Allen had the /fa dick, anything more is plain vulgar

[Anonymous No.9691301]

7 in length but 4.5 in girth :( feel so insecure about it because I feel like it makes me look like I have a small dick especially as it's weirdly curved like a banana so doesn't look as long as it is

[Anonymous No.9691311]

>>9689291
>What do you want me to do with that? Floss with it?

[Anonymous No.9691330]

>>9691301
mine is getting that way too.. is it because you jack off too much?

[Anonymous No.9691338]

>>9691330
Yeah I think so,is this reversible?

[Anonymous No.9691339]

strictly, being fa is about a silhouette. Almost any sized dick can be manipulated into not causing a break in lines or whatever, which is not the case with a woman's breasts, where only small ones are fa.

[Anonymous No.9691349]

>>9691338
use other hand

[Anonymous No.9691354]

>>9691349
No it like curves over, not left or right

[Anonymous No.9691364]

>>9691349
How much do you think one would have to jack off with the correct hand in order to sculpt their penis into a straight form?

[Anonymous No.9691367]

>>9691330
Same guy I also get a sort of 'hourglass' dick when I jerk to often. Although people say mastibation has no negative effects I'd advise all guys to be careful with porn consumption aswell as amount of wanking because too much of both of these are fucking up my sex life pretty bad

[Anonymous No.9691375]

>>9689195
3.5 inch

my 2 lil bitch fingers put together at like 3 inch girth at the most can get me off and so im sure its similar for most other girls

[Anonymous No.9691398]

>>9691367
like pic related?

i have the inverse of that

are you right or left handed?
which is your main hand when jacking off?

[Anonymous No.9691406]

>>9691398
I'm right handed, and jacking off is auto pilot so not really sure but pretty certain it's left I use and yeah, but more extreme than that, like super skinny in middle then fat at head and just under and base and I sort of have to rub it out and correct it

[Anonymous No.9691410]

>>9691354
if it curves up, you're good. if it curves down, i'm sorry.
>>9691364
how many years of damage are we talking about?
>>9691367
tell me about it, had to lay off the anal pron since I started having a so much detrimental effects... on top of numbing me down way too much, I started drifting more often and having a hard time keeping it up in the end. The real bummer it that I don't enjoy digging up girls poopers all that much. I still do it though

[Anonymous No.9691422]

>>9691410
It curves down :( why I'd that particularly bad? And yeah I can't keep it up or cum so how can I solve this ? Just not wank for a long long time?

[Anonymous No.9691429]

>>9691398 (the guy you replied to)
I'm a lefty lefty, and it's crooked to the left.

I remember when I was maybe 7 or something and me and my had to pee so we went on the same stump.
I commented on how bent his stream was and how straight mine was so I asked him what's up?
He said it wasn't always like that and warned me mine wouldn't be straight anymore one day.
It always stuck with me; wondered why but was afraid to ask. This was the first time I did and apparently most of you agree.

>Seeing mine bend as I furiously jack off over the years, I'm pretty sure that's what's up.

[Anonymous No.9691441]

>>9691422
It's only an inconvenience for sex. Generally uncomfortable for girls in most positions, but that still leaves plenty of other ways to have good sex.
other than that, it's cool

[Anonymous No.9691447]

>mfw between 5.5-6 (depending on level of heart disease and shit)
>never had any complaints
>dat average D

[Anonymous No.9691456]

>>9691441
I'm gay anyway so grylls don't really matter to me. I guess it's easier to suck so hey, swings and roundabouts

[Anonymous No.9691476]

>>9691456

curving downwards is better for fuckin arse, but we all know you are the one getting done here fuccboi, so i guess it doesnt matter that much

[Anonymous No.9691539]

>>9689016
As a girl i would never fuck anyone with a dick bigger than 6"

it's not fun feeling pain, but dumb as fuck girls think pain=better pleasure

the best dick i took was around 5" pointed upwards, mission and reverse cowgirl hit ALL the right spots

also girth matters the fucking most. 4" dick? just give me some girth and you'll make me orgasm

[Anonymous No.9691555]

>>9691476
It's curved that way because he keeps trying to put it up his own, m8

[Anonymous No.9691563]

>>9691447
I'm right there with ya bud, average boys we present

[Anonymous No.9691655]

>>9689016
7.9" length
5.5" girth

For some girls it's too long already, and I can't ram it in balls deep. And I'm 6'7", so it doesn't look that big. I'm satisfied overall, because I'm able to give crazy multiple orgasms with it, and the thickness isn't an issue, because good girls are tight anyway.

However, I do meet the occasional slut sometimes, and then I wish it was bigger, so big that she could barely fit it in. I guess that's the advantage of having an enormous cock - you can fuck all the sluts and they feel like virgins to you. But then it won't fit into the good girls.

TL;DR: Optimal cock size depends on the pussy you're trying to fuck.

[Anonymous No.9691660]

>>9691539
>chode detected

[Anonymous No.9693596]

>>9689214
>>9690358
>Being this American.

[Anonymous No.9693639]

Can we at least agree that anything below 5.5 girth is suicide-tier?

[Anonymous No.9694625]

>>9689016
>Height
6'1 really, socially 6'2 (shoes and posture)
>Weight
155
>Length
6.5 - 7 , depends how you measure
>Girth
rounding up to 5 here, kiegel flex
>Pant Size
30/33 I usually buy them slim and taper the legs myself (mother gave me her sewing machine)
>Hair
receded but not receding hairline, 2-step undercut with 3 on sides, nose length on top.
>Major
Computer Science/Mathematics
>vegetarian
>loves thai food
>i luv puzzle vidya
>#lovemycat
>#canbeatyouatchess

oh, thought I was on tumblr for a sec

[Anonymous No.9694665]

>7" and some change cock
>average girth
> but still a 5'8 manlet

It's an uncomfortable look. i wish i had a smaller dick that fit my profile better

[Anonymous No.9694667]

>>9689016
everyone on /fa/ has small cocks
if your wondering what a fashionable dick size is its 7"+

[Anonymous No.9694693]

>>9689016
comparing dick sizes is so fucking queer

t.fag

[Anonymous No.9694726]

I remember being on a bus, and the the girl sitting next me whispered to her friend that my willy was small (mesh shorts). A few days later I confronted her. She broke down sobbing in tears.

[Anonymous No.9694743]

>>9694726
kek how old were you?

[Anonymous No.9694754]

>>9694726
did you show her your katana?
I bet you showed her katana

[Anonymous No.9694761]

How do you increase sexual stamina?

>have 7.5x5.5 inch dick
>always get comments on size
>however complete shit in bed
>they always complain that i stop suddenly but its because i cramp easily
>completely exhausted within 10min

I'm not even fat but this is fucking with me hard. How do i do better /fa/

[Anonymous No.9694793]

>>9694761
daily jerking off session for a hour
just keep on jerking it until you are about to cum and stop
Maintain the erection and browse 4chan or your mom's facebook page, do homework etc
Then go it at again, keep jerking it until you are about to cum and stop
Do this for a hour which will be 7-8 times and at the end your dick will be about to explode and be your mushroom tip will be a big mess of a red mass
Then get that spoon full of peanut butter and smear it all over your dick
Bring in your dog and let him suck you off and cum all over his dog fur
then kiss him and tell him to fuck off

[Anonymous No.9694804]

>>9694761
daily jerking off session for a hour
just keep on jerking it until you are about to cum and stop
Maintain the erection and browse 4chan or your mom's facebook page, do homework etc
Then go it at again, keep jerking it until you are about to cum and stop
Do this for a hour which will be 7-8 times and at the end your dick will about to explode and your mushroom tip will be a big red mass
Then get that spoon full of peanut butter and smear it all over your dick
Bring in your dog and let him suck you off and cum all over his dog fur
then kiss him and tell him to fuck off

[Anonymous No.9695096]

[Anonymous No.9695141]

>>9695096

w2c pubes that shit is fire?

[Anonymous No.9695607]

>>9694804
lmao fucking kek'd

[Anonymous No.9695894]

>>9690842
Literally yes.
I am blessed with 6 personally. 7 would be nice, but anything above 7 as most women will tell you is unwieldy and half flaccid all the time.

That's what happens when half of the blood in your body goes to not your head/heart. You pass out. So it regulates, and decides you don't need quite that much.

[troal !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.9695923]

link r9k into this,loser suicide should commence now

[Anonymous No.9695964]

7x6 here. 6ft tall and skelly mode. Girls say it looks disproportionately big to the rest of my body.

[Anonymous No.9696021]

>>9694761
fat people have better stamina during sex. Proved fact. Dunno why, something to do with hormones i'm not sure.