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9627031 No.9627031 [Reply] [Original]

>be rolling in money
>dress like shit

why are football players so tasteless /fa/?

>> No.9627034

>>9627031
Rafinha's fit is pretty good. Not outright offensive like the other ones

>> No.9627035

messi's lookin qt

>> No.9627036

>>9627031
Because what you consider shit isn't actually shit.

>> No.9627038

>football players

those look like soccer players

>> No.9627039

* why are all athletes so tasteless

I respect them for not paying a fucking stylist though like most celebrities

>> No.9627041

Messi is looking like a proud new father or something. So sensible, kind, and boring

>> No.9627043

>>9627031
Holy shit those guys play football?

They must be rolling in money mostly due to hazard pay.

>> No.9627044

What shoes is Nerman wearing?

>> No.9627050
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9627050

must only be american football players. australian footballers always look fuckin hot

>> No.9627058
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9627058

where to cop ronaldo's shoes?

>> No.9627059

>>9627050
kill yourself

>> No.9627068

>>9627059
fucking die fat american idiot

>> No.9627078

>>9627031
>those fuckin gold shoes.

Got me gold kicks
Goes with me gold Ak47 on CoD

This is fuckin /v/ tier.

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9627102

>>9627031
not all the football players

>> No.9627162

>>9627058
Soccer.com

>> No.9627179

>>9627102
>h&m

>> No.9627192

fuckin messi

the mans a world class athlete, looks like a complete doofus

>> No.9627203

>>9627031
>emaciated football players

>> No.9627204

>>9627031
because most of them didn't even finish high school, never learnt how to handle money and are completely overpaid.

>> No.9627214

>>9627031
because brazilians cant dress for shit
like the people but damn

>> No.9627221

Messi looks like the driver of a touringcar for the yearly trip of a British bridge club

>> No.9627261 [DELETED] 

>>9627068
>>9627050
Holmes, this is an American football player.

No European (including Australia) could ever deal with this.
That's why the rest of the world doesn't play real football. It would be Hiroshima all over again.

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9627270

>>9627068
>>9627050
Holmes, this is an American football player.

No European (including Australia) could ever deal with this.
That's why the rest of the world doesn't play real football. It would be Hiroshima all over again.

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9627294

casual Pirlo is casual

>> No.9627299

>>9627031

they look like GTA characters

>> No.9627304

>>9627192
He is autistic/assburgers

>> No.9627307
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9627307

>>9627270
This is a football player in Europe

>> No.9627345

>>9627307
The difference is the American's muscle is functional, because he does physical activities beyond tapping a ball with his toe.

>> No.9627355

>>9627031
the guy all the way on the right isn't TOO bad

>> No.9627369

>>9627102

Someone put that on him you dumb nigger...

>H&M

>> No.9627372

>>9627345
that guy is africa black, he probably got that physic breaking lion jaws

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9627377

>>9627031

I was gonna say David Beckham was /fa////

But other than his hair and maybe his tats... Dude looks pretty av.

Link related...

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=beckham&es_sm=91&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=REgXVfOXLof08QWEl4Jg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1309&bih=729#tbm=isch&q=beckham+fashion

>> No.9627379

>>9627299
I can't unsee this now

>> No.9627388

>>9627034
which one is rafinha

>> No.9627403

>>9627388
right to left

Messi - Adriano - Douglas - Dani Alves - Neymar - Rafinha

>> No.9627406

>>9627031
messi looks like such a dad lmao

>> No.9627408

>>9627372
His muscle is atrophied, now that his new sport is pure cardio.

>> No.9627417

>>9627406
He already has a child and there is another one on the way. So I would say the look he has in that picture suits him and his personality quite well.

>> No.9627427

dani got my slp grails and hes making them look like complete shit

>> No.9627436

>>9627031
Rafinha>Douglas>Messi>Adriano>Dani Alves Neymar

You could say for Neymar that he has a nice suite under the leather jacket but the kicks ruined it.

>> No.9627479

>>9627345
>tapping a ball with his toe
What sport is this?

>> No.9627484

Aren't those soccer players? They look a little to gay to be football players.

>> No.9627492

>>9627377
Didn't he do a horrible modelling thing for H&M?

>> No.9627504

ah /fa/

hiding insecurities behind layers upon layers of clothing

>> No.9627562

>>9627403

You mean... Left to right?

>> No.9627572

>>9627562
yes, my bad.

>> No.9627580

>>9627034
He looks like an albanian mafia boss

>> No.9627835

>>9627031
Because they wouldn't be playing a pleb sport if they weren't plebs.

>> No.9627890

>>9627031
do you really need us to define young money for you?

>> No.9627909

>>9627031
Its like dad-Messi took all the huedren to a concert or something

>> No.9627912

blue blazer and all black are good

>> No.9627923
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9627923

Julian Draxler in Damir Doma

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9627925

>>9627031

>> No.9627939
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9627939

>>9627031

>> No.9627941

>>9627031
are u kidding?
obviously their stylist made them dress like this
u really think an athlete is going to wear saint laurent by choice?

>> No.9627949

>>9627270
what like stopping every 1 minute and charging once. and bundling on top of eachother and running? cool

>> No.9627954
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9627954

>>9627031

>> No.9627964

>>9627949
Interesting, now explain soccer.

>> No.9627986

Its expensive shit

>> No.9627991
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9627991

>>9627270
not as muscly as your boy, but better at running at other humans.

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9628034

>>9627294
Pirlo always killing it.

Sexy bastard

>> No.9628066

>>9627270
>>9627991
inglis would literally erase that cunt tbh
streetsmarts brah

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>> No.9628205

>>9627050
Truly smorked friendo

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>> No.9628226

>>9628034
>wearing a shirt
>/fa/

>> No.9628274

>>9627925
good wealthcore

>> No.9628330

>>9628066
God-tier fend.

NRL thread nao

>> No.9628464

>>9627964
kicking a ball, lots of pussies faking injury etc, the sports you can't really compare. but rugby, you can compare, which is european, and wins in the so called "MOST TUFF MOST PHYSICALLY DAMAGING" sport. either way i don't give a fuck but american football is a farce compared to rugby.

>> No.9629118
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9629118

He just loves purses.

Also, he has "Ma vie - Mes Regles" tattooed on his neck, which means "My life - My menstruation".

>> No.9630106

>>9627221
underrated post

>> No.9630121

>>9627031
minus the gold shoes, salmon pants, and earrings, they don't look like shit.

half of them look decent already, except for the awkward dude on the far left that can't button his shirt

>> No.9630144
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9630144

is italy the most effay team?

>> No.9630284

>>9629118
nice wealthcore fit though

>> No.9630299

>>9630144
They are actually dressed by Dolce & Gabbana

>> No.9630359

>>9630121
that awkward dude on the left is one of the best footballers of all time kek

>> No.9630361

>>9630121
>he doesn't know the GOAT
W O W
O
W

>> No.9630367

>>9630361

>GOAT implies he has won a world cup, kek

>> No.9630388

>>9627345
>functional
>needs to wear armor to protect his baby bones

>> No.9630413

>>9629118
>Ma vie - Mes Regles
Means "My life - My rules" you dumb fuck

>> No.9630483

>>9630413
He wanted 'Mes Régles' but he got the circumflex wrong, he actually has 'Mes Règles' which means my menstruations.

>> No.9630507

>>9630413
Ya but the word has 2 meanings, menstruation being one of them

>> No.9631055
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9631055

>>9627031
brismeet syndrome:
fits get shittier as you go to the center

>> No.9631624

>>9631055
Who's the one that looks like a xe

>> No.9631643

When you're rich, fit, and get all the pussy you want; you dress the way you like, not the way 4chan's fashion board tells you.

>> No.9631710

>>9630483
You're so wrong just shut the fuck up, bitch

>> No.9632893

>>9627044
Giuseppe Zanotti.

>> No.9632898

>>9631710

>projecting on the internet

>> No.9633252

>>9627270
let's see how you rank on rugby world cup this year

>> No.9633254

>>9627031
how is this even a question?

money can't buy taste obviously

>> No.9633257

>>9630144
balo lookin ballin

>> No.9633359

>>9627031
They seem to hire the same stylists as Asian pop stars.

>> No.9633370

>>9627034
No it's not.
>all black
>fugly ass shoes

>> No.9633375

>>9627036
Except it actually is.

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9633398

>>9628066
>>9627991
Holy fuck, this. Inglis would fucking fend that americunt into the dirt. Inglis fucking kills people on field. 1.95m tall, weighs 110kgs of lean muscle

Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdtb-_3MTE

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>>9627294
>>9628034

Thread needs more Pirlo.

>> No.9633415

>>9633398
>implying any of that matters once I pull out my glock 27

>> No.9633420

>>9633415
>implying any of that matters once I pull out my pipe bomb

>> No.9633454

>>9630284
Yeah he actualy do dress pretty well at times, atleast for a footballer/multimillionaire.

>>9629118
It can also be read as "my menstruation". It made a big fuzz in the media over here, lots of people had their say and experts concluded that both translations were correct, I believe.

>> No.9633455

>>9628034
He and Zidane are my fav players of all time

>> No.9633457

>>9633454
Corr. I ment to reply to this guy:
>>9630413

>> No.9633474

>>9633415
glock is the only brand that always demands a resounding "meh"

wow glock 43...meh

glock 27...qc issues meh

even holding their mainstay 17/18 is meh, aming a brick down range, racking a round the slide even "mehs"

stippling is.....there....


"glock, it is what it is"
/autism

a colt 45 on the other hand......just fucking feels good in the hand

i learned to shoot pistols on a colt 45 and it was just so fucking natural

first fucking shot with a colt makes you fall in love with firearms,

from a how the fuck do you work this thing to a bang, satisfying clank for the target (metal playe 45 yards) to the natural recoil

glock 17 just never felt GOOD

people always argue that you have to just "get used to a glock" but 300 rounds later....it's just not a satisfying weapon nor would i stake my life on one in a situation that demands a firearm

magazine capacity is nice, but 9 rounds is more than enough im not going to war. just defending my fam/ varmint hunting

>> No.9633512

>>9630483
>tfw french
>tfw didn't know this

thanks, you've possibly saved me from writing an embarrassing email to my colleagues

>> No.9633653

Messi is so goddamn cute

>> No.9633674

>>9627214
>Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)00:57:24 No.9627214▶
>>>9627031 (OP)
>because brazilians cant dress for shit
This is so damn true. I love brazilians but they are by far the most unstylish nation of all time.

>> No.9633676

>>9627991
>Faggit-ohs

Rugby union is way better

>> No.9633681

>>9633674
>>>9627214
>>Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)00:57:24 No.9627214▶
>>>>9627031 (OP) (OP)
>>because brazilians cant dress for shit
new maymay?

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>>9633474
Ok inbred looking fatass, go away now.

>> No.9633743

>>9633736
Don't talk to based sieg like that or he'll roll over you

>> No.9633785

>>9631055

did someone photoshop that dudes neck?

>> No.9633789

>>9627031
The guys on the ends aren't that bad

>> No.9633799

>>9633736
kek 9/10 for the unexpected agressiveness yet accurate insult

>> No.9634215

>>9627031
Because they still get pussy irregardless of how they look. Just look at balotelli.

>> No.9634218

>>9627031
Mfw I dress like red pants guy on some days.

>> No.9634362

>>9633398
I mean I get that y'all see american football as pussy because pads are worn, but in the defense of the sport there are more hits in football, done in a different way as well, and honestly I find rugby to be absolutely retarded but also really fun. I mean jesus christ sometimes you have to draw a line between being a manly cunt and not having constant concussions and broken bones.

>> No.9634381

>>9634215

>irregardless