good looking feels

[Anonymous No.9046661]

>get on empty bus
>next stop, bus is still empty and this hot chick sits right across the aisle from me

>get on another bus
>sit by this girl
>she starts playing with her hair for 5 minutes while looking at me

> go to campus bookstore
> cashier with huge tits smiles at me right as I walk into the store
>another hot cashier makes conversation with me every time I go in her line

>go to work
>hot milf says I look nice

>walking down the street
>girls turn their heads to look at me
> pass by this hot chick
>look in window reflection and she turned around to look at me

>1st day of class
>one of the first people there, classroom is almost empty
>girl sits right in front of me
>hot girl sits to the right of me

>go to another class
>classmate turns around and says I look cute

>go to work
>milf is always happy to see me
>another milf always touches my hands when she talks to me

[Anonymous No.9046675]

> go outside
> girl looks at me
> post about it on/fa/

[Anonymous No.9046680]

>tfw OP is too autistic to actually interact with any of them.

[Anonymous No.9046684]

op got plastic surgery

[Anonymous No.9046703]

>>9046680
>>9046675
/thread

[Anonymous No.9046728]

>have a gf
>friends compliment me literally every time I see them
>every time I meet someone new they compliment a piece I'm wearing and my eyes
>grew up with 3 women and no dad so a bit feminine and talk to girls easily
>understand women so all my female friends say I'm the perfect boyfriend
>don't cheat on my girlfriend because I'm not a faggot
>for some reason this makes girls like me even more

My life is pretty good sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9046786]

>girls always smile back when you smile to them
>if there are multiple options of people to sit next to on a bus, a cute girl chooses to sit by you
>girls shout from a block away that you are handsome
>have fly as fuck fashion sense and only wear the best fitted jackets, leather shoes, wool trousers, etc etc

[Anonymous No.9046796]

>be good looking
>be in shape
>wonder if anyone genuinely likes me, my work, or my opinions
>...

[Anonymous No.9046797]

>get called cute by 6/10 girls

I feel that this is a good feel

[Anonymous No.9046802]

>>9046796
>
guaranteed they do not

[Anonymous No.9046806]

>>9046661
post a fit

[Anonymous No.9046824]

>>9046661
>working at car wash
> usual pick up line: "if you're gonna look this good, you better expect to get picked up on.
> get at least 15 numbers a week
> car less
> Hooks up with one out of 50 grilsl i interact every 2 weeks
>broke as fuck
> feels ok i guess

[Anonymous No.9046830]

>I've never known these feels

invisibility here I come

[Anonymous No.9046851]

>meet girls online
>hey you're pretty cute
>aww thanks
>shows dick
> :o
>Huge
>g-gee thanks
>send picture of my face again through snapchat
>gosh ANON you're cute!
>can I see your dick again?

It's a good feel but women are so demanding about the piece. I'd rather just send them my face and just talk to qt girls then just get nudes.
It's a real confidence boost since I don't go out. But when I do I just think about all the qts I met online that said I look good.
Thanks >>>/soc/ :^)

[Anonymous No.9046859]

>>9046728
>grew up with 3 women and no dad
I would never wish that upon a boy.

[Anonymous No.9046862]

>stable gf
>Love her
> still want to fuck everything that moves
>still too autistic to do so if i was single
>Still really want to stay w/ qt gf too

Rock and hard place

[Anonymous No.9046869]

>>9046661
Iktf

But
>tfw bad looking day from bloated alcohol face
>tfw hair stylist is booked and your hair is too long

[Anonymous No.9046877]

>>9046862
Yea. This is me. Except I could probably fuck some girls at least.

[Anonymous No.9046885]

>good looking but shy
>like the driver
>short haired qt works at this place I like to eat
>see her nearly everyday
>one day she tries to start conversation with me
>"hey, you come here a lot, don't you?"
>stare at her and say nothing
>she giggles a bit and looks down, then starts talking to me again
>"so uh, what's your n-"
>"I drive" I reply
>"Oh, that's coo-"
>I interrupt her again, kissing her in slow motion
>she gets scared and scream
>some guy punches me so strong I start lose
consciousness
>as I black out I start hearing a certain song
>"and a real hero, real human bean"
>I catch a glimpse of him
>wake up 9 PM in a car on top of a hill
>Kavinsky is playing
>a black version of the drive jacket is on my lap

[Anonymous No.9046889]

>>9046862
>>9046877

>go about life
>meet girls and talk to them without even flirting
>"What are you doing later, wanna come to a bar and see my friend's band play?"
>no I have a...lot of assignments...yea

Willpower can't last forever, then I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.9046891]

>>9046859
Seriously, I was bad enough from only seeing my dad on the weekends. Thank the lord my mother was pretty masculine for a woman and encouraged me to like violent and masculine things.

[Anonymous No.9046904]

>>9046885
>>like the driver

[Anonymous No.9046909]

>>9046885
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.9046917]

>>9046904
He makes like five more references and essentially "walks the dinosaur".

[Anonymous No.9046921]

>>9046859
>>9046891
I'm not gay nor do I look like a faggot. My mom always encouraged me to do masculine stuff like watching violent cartoons, always gave me cool toys and shit. Also I had masculine influence from my cousins and my mom was pretty cool (she always let me watch violent movies and cartoons).

[Anonymous No.9046945]

>>9046921
My mom bought me 6 guns when I was 15 and sent me to my grandparents farm for a month every summer since I was a toddler where I caught snakes and turtles and shot things with a pellet gun. She bought me Saving Private Ryan for my 8th birthday. I'm surprised I haven't killed someone. I've killed a whole lot of animals though. After the first 3 you feel nothing. The first animal I killed was a turtle and I felt horrible and still wish I hadn't because turtles are cool.

[Anonymous No.9046958]

>>9046945
Lmao my mom raised me to be a man not a scool shooter.
Fucking north america rofl

[Anonymous No.9046997]

>>9046885
hahahahah

[Anonymous No.9047001]

>>9046661
>>9046786
>>9046824
>>9046851
post fit/face

[Anonymous No.9047004]

>>9046958
Well both my parents were from rural Kansas so that was all normal. I was raised like a kid 60 years ago in a lot of ways which is cool. Luckily I have no temper at all and am nearly perfect in every way. Otherwise if i was an ugly manlet I might have, lol. I've had a wasr ak47 with 3 mags for years. And it's got an under folding stock and fits in a backpack.

[Anonymous No.9047100]

>>9046958
say that to my face not online ect ect

[Anonymous No.9047586]

>walking home
>qt girl passes
>smile at her
>stunned look on her face
>turn my head a few seconds after I pass to look at her
>she's almost fully turned around to look at me
>lol internally

[Anonymous No.9047608]

itt: people that keep track of every compliment they get so they can brag about it on a laotian videogame board

[Anonymous No.9047635]

>be good looking
>be in shape
>be 5'5

almost did it guys!!!

[Anonymous No.9047638]

>>9047635
if you're good looking and in shape height doesn't matter. just be confident. and if you really let /fa/ culture get you down about something you can't even change then you probably have other problems

[Anonymous No.9047649]

>>9047100
>ect

holy fuck. you give me cancer. its etc you fuck.. et cetera.

[Anonymous No.9047660]

>>9047004
>autism

[Anonymous No.9047663]

>>9047004
>Luckily I... am nearly perfect in every way
except for the autism

[Flippox III: Slayer of destitu(...) !hy6a44/6xc No.9047687]

>girl turns her head to look at me as I pass while she is talking to another guy

>working drive through
>girls call me sexy as they pull out

>this one girl cannot go 30 seconds without looking at me

>every single female under the age of 25 at works flirts (touches)

>overhear girl asking her friend what she thinks of me

There have been way too many over the years to remember, these are just recent

[Anonymous No.9047693]

>>9047663
I'm better with people than you will ever be.

[Anonymous No.9047700]

>>9047693
And I look better in the sweats I wear to the mailbox than your best fit.

[Anonymous No.9047701]

>>9047693
thats why you need to boast on an otaku fashion forum. it all makes sense, anon

[Anonymous No.9047703]

>>9047701
I boast everywhere I go. Not my fault I have things to brag about.

[Anonymous No.9047704]

>>9047693
obviously not

[Anonymous No.9047708]

>dress in rickraf
>lolis from down the street think i look weird and stay away from me
and thats how i wasted money on dust collectors

[Anonymous No.9047709]

>>9046921
>>9046891
>>9046945

>lol my mom is awesome she encourage me to be violent
>lol I'm not a gay faggot because I am violent
>muh masculinity

seriously, what the actual fuck ?
>'murika

[Anonymous No.9047713]

>>9046661
post face faggot

We all know what really happened, and it's this >>9046675

[Anonymous No.9047725]

>>9046921
>>9046945
>>9046958
>>9047004
YOU ESS AY

YOU ESS AY

YOU ESS AY

YOU ESS AY

[Anonymous No.9047726]

>>9046921
you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.9047730]

>>9047704
I'm going to school in marketing and both my parents are salesmen. People love me after one conversation. My girlfriend gave me her number without me asking for it. I work in an upper tier retail store at the mall and I'm good. Owning guns doesn't make me asocial or weird. I live in Phoenix, everyone loves guns here. It's weird if you don't. I'm more than likely better than you in every way. In person I would flatter you and make you feel special. No one knows how narcissistic I am outside of my close friends who are also narcissistic.

[Anonymous No.9047742]

>>9047730
that's cool anon. but i'm actually better than you in every way. sorry

[Anonymous No.9047748]

>>9047742
Are you 6'2" and ottermode with a pretty white face? Last I checked that was god mode.

[Anonymous No.9047749]

>>9047748
>ottermode
please anon lol

[Anonymous No.9047753]

>>9046661

I wouldn't know any

[Anonymous No.9047755]

>>9047635
being an ubermanlet sucks ass only because you can't pull off looks tall people can
but then again the same can be said for anything else, like hair type, skin color, facial shape, etc...
but being a manlet especially sucks ass

[Anonymous No.9047759]

>>9047004
Are you Dennis Reynolds?

[Anonymous No.9047763]

>>9047749
see
>>9042699

[Anonymous No.9047784]

>>9047763
you have some issues man. You're so amazing you're spending your entire evening proving yourself to anons lol

[Anonymous No.9047786]

>>9047763
is that really ur body and ur going around acting like ur perfect lmao. y r u trying so hard to convince ppl on an anonymous imageboard that ur better than them...
maybe who ur really trying to convince...
is urself...

just something to think about :^)

[Anonymous No.9047792]

>>9047784
>>9047786
Same fag gtfo

[Anonymous No.9047804]

>>9046921
>v-violence is manly, r-right guys?
Haha you're fucked, nigga

[Anonymous No.9047813]

>>9047004
>and am nearly perfect in every way
We got a supreme gentleman on our hands here

[Anonymous No.9047822]

>>9047784
I'm posting from my phone between sets, lol
>>9047804
You're right, it's a feminine thing. That's why women love action movies.

[Anonymous No.9047824]

>go out
>girls ask to make out with me
>make out with girls

[Anonymous No.9047825]

>>9047813
More like a str8 baller ; ^)

[Anonymous No.9047839]

>>9047824
do you put p0n0s in vag00na :DDD

[Anonymous No.9047842]

#smellyjelly

[Anonymous No.9047947]

>>9047786
All I've done this entire time was defend myself.

[Anonymous No.9047957]

>girls continually talk to me and show signs of interest
>I am autist tier so I pull my best Ryan Gosling impression as I act mysteriously aloof and ignore them

[Anonymous No.9047968]

>>9047824
>go out
>girls ask to make out with me
>make out
>the next day I show symptoms of mononucleosis and herpes

Never once

[Anonymous No.9047983]

>>9047968
you played the game and you lost

[Anonymous No.9047992]

>>9047968
That's why you only date a betty make a nigga wait.

[Anonymous No.9047998]

>tfw you realize most people are good enough to pass as good-looking, and that looking good depends a lot on hygiene/exercise

[Anonymous No.9048026]

>>9047998
and hair

[Anonymous No.9048057]

>>9048026
and shoes

It's all about the hair and the shoes

[Anonymous No.9048084]

> go to campus bookstore
> cashier with huge tits smiles at me right as I walk into the store

how fucking autistic?

[Anonymous No.9048125]

>>9046728
Yo bryce

[Anonymous No.9048659]

>>9048084
not very. (if you're saying you just walked right past)
i do that all the time unless she's qt

it's more aut to chat up every girl who smiles at you

[Anonymous No.9048679]

>>9047730
>in person i would flatter you and make you feel special
how often do people like you (good looking, charming, confident/narcissistic) do this while secretly looking down on them. do you do it to say 90% of people you interact with?

>mfw captcha is 1336 not 1337

[Anonymous No.9048722]

Once I was in a library and while going to the bathroom a east euro milf was following me as i went to the bathroom, i shut the door and she starts knocking and tell me to open because i'm so cute. I was kind of freaked out because you'll never know with these romanians so i went away

[Anonymous No.9048749]

>go outside
>nobody gives a shit

feels gud

[Anonymous No.9048750]

>In the metro
>Everyone going out
>I stay in it
>Girl comes next to me although the metro is empty
>Next station, everyone comes in
>She comes closer and her hand brushes against mine, she's looking at me with a slight smile.
>I bitchslap her and say : No gurl, I ain't single!
>She falls to the ground
>Everyone comes out stomping her on their way out.
>Light a cig outside

Well, just another day.

[Anonymous No.9048752]

>>9048722
How did you disappear from a bathroom stall

[Anonymous No.9048759]

>>9048752
I just went out fast

[Carebear !!ZzY/pSFYs1V No.9048763]

once i stopped a man in his tracks with a single look

[Anonymous No.9048765]

>>9048763
You'd stop me in my tracks too Carebear-san~~

[Anonymous No.9048774]

>mom tells me I'm handsome everyday

U jelly

[Carebear !!ZzY/pSFYs1V No.9048777]

>>9048765

[Anonymous No.9049130]

>>9047638
Damn.

[Anonymous No.9049139]

>>9047635

oh year

>id totally date you if you were taller!

my lyfe

[Anonymous No.9049147]

>>9047635
I'm 5'8" and before boards i never, NEVER had feeling that i'm too short (i've even dated a girl taller than me), now i'm always having bad feeling when i'm talking to someone that is 6'+. Fucking internet.

[moe_sizlack !V8XphMGVOc No.9049150]

>>9046945

>I'm not edgy, i'm just a sociopath...

[acid No.9049152]

[Anonymous No.9049155]

>>9046885

[Anonymous No.9049156]

>>9047947
on an anonymous imageboard

[Anonymous No.9049161]

>>9047709
It's called testosterone dude. Not who you replied to, but unless you're medically fucked in the head, being exposed to violent things as a male raises testosterone more than anything else.

[Anonymous No.9049162]

>>9049152

The girls are just too big

[Anonymous No.9049165]

>>9049161
>muh testosterone
murika

[Anonymous No.9049185]

>>9049165
Lol idk man. Where do you live and why is testosterone not a big deal there?

[Anonymous No.9049186]

>>9049162
Not really, he's ridiculously short, like 5'8 or something

[Anonymous No.9049188]

>>9049165
Hey, I really like this "murika" meme, can I have it? thanks :)

[Anonymous No.9049189]

>>9049165
Shut up you fucking queer twat, stop making Europe look like pansyland

[Anonymous No.9049201]

>>9049188
save it, it's all yours my burgerclap friend :>)

[Anonymous No.9049224]

>>9049186
>ridiculously short
lol, m8 calm down. even 5'5 isn't really that bad (ian connor). id say 5'4 and under is midget status, unless you have super fucked proportions and in that case you look bad no matter how tall or short.

[Anonymous No.9049229]

>>9049152
I looked it up and he is 5'8".

That girl on the right looks to be around 5 inches taller than him, making her 6'1", although if she's wearing heels she might be like 5'10". Either way that's really tall for a girl, average is around 5'5".

[Anonymous No.9049232]

>>9049224
>even 5'5 isnt that bad

Anything under 6 ft is unattractive m8

[Anonymous No.9049234]

>>9049232
Post a pic standing in a door way

[Anonymous No.9049248]

>>9049224
I think 5'7" and under is pretty bad. I know plenty of girls who are that tall.

I know a guy who is 5'7" and thinks he's average height for a male in the US. I genuinely feel sorry for him, he's in good shape, lean and muscular, but he just looks so stumpy whenever I see him walking. I've actually heard girls comment about his height and proportions.

[Anonymous No.9049272]

>>9049234
You honestly don't think anything under 6 ft is shit tier?

[Anonymous No.9049296]

>>9049232
so happy im 6' 2"
thank you based god

[Anonymous No.9049980]

>>9049147
Iktf

[Anonymous No.9050015]

>get called good looking by qts all the time
>they pretty obviously flirt with me too
>always lose my spaghetti and play it off as them being friendly

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.9050016]

>>9046661
so a bunch of women didn't notice you, didn't acknowledge you unless it was their job to?

cool

go home and fap to the one chick you gave you mediocre customer service at this one place that one time

[Anonymous No.9050056]

>>9047730
>I live in Phoenix
I kept following your posts, I KNEW you were from AZ lmfao you go to ASU gay boi?
>>9048679
Not him but I do it all the time. It's not really looking down on them, it's a different feeling/thing. But I don't really like to hang out with ugly people or talk to them unless I have to. But if it's a schoolmate/work colleague/ staff somewhere then I'll make them feel good because I know they'll believe me and I can benefit from it.

[Anonymous No.9050071]

>>9049272
I honestly don't think you're even good looking. Just because you're tall doesn't mean you can have a fucked up face bro.
Tall and ugly <<

[Anonymous No.9050080]

height doesn't matter

the only thing that matters is proportions. i know a lot of unattractive tall people. if you're taller than 6'0" and super lanky or have a bad face that is way worse than being >6'0" with good proportions and face

[Anonymous No.9050087]

>tfw good looking
>tfw am a grimy punk
>tfw have a none /fa/ haircut because of this

i-i'm good looking underneath i promise

[Anonymous No.9050208]

>>9050080
>height doesn't matter

Come one m8, it's basic instinct for women to desire taller, broad shoulder men, that's just how it is,

Being under 5'11 or so just makes you look like a kid.

[Anonymous No.9050209]

>>9046680

[Anonymous No.9050293]

>>9046862
This niggur knows

[Anonymous No.9050374]

>>9047763
lol i was worried that was sieg responding

[Anonymous No.9050386]

>>9050208
ok, height matters to an extent, but the 4chan bullshit of "if you're less than 5'11-6'0 you're ugly" is absurd. sure, it's not great to be really short (like actually, noticeably short, not just people telling you you're short because your numbers aren't high enough) but it still doesn't even matter that much. girls have height differences too. shorter girls would do better with shorter guys. taller girls would do better with taller guys. i don't understand the absurd expectations people have on this board and /fit/ for height

[Anonymous No.9050402]

>>9050386
>shorter girls would do better with shorter guys. taller girls would do better with taller guys.
what

[Anonymous No.9050891]

>>9047824
>23
>go to my first party ever
>girl tells me to lick her hand
>why not
>lick it, then transition to full on makeout in the middle everyone
>all the girls the rest of the night are chasing me and I pick the hottest one and fuck her
/fa/ t-thank you

[Anonymous No.9050894]

>>9050891
>23
>first party ever

[Anonymous No.9050928]

>>9050894
yeah, pathetic, but i got the whole party experience in one night

one dude try to fight me, random make out, basically the king of the party, massive drama, fucked a girl at the end of the night

finally got to be myself and be /fa/ doing it

[Anonymous No.9051049]

>>9050928
>whole party experience

no you didn't

[Anonymous No.9051053]

>>9051049
maybe next time

[Anonymous No.9051072]

>>9050891

Make sure it's not your last. I haven't been to a party for almost five years and it's fucking depressing.

[Anonymous No.9051726]

>>9050891

Bullshit

[Anonymous No.9051750]

>be pretty good looking
>people tell me i'm good looking, handsome, etc

yep.

[Anonymous No.9051754]

>>9051072
>implying parties are fun

[Anonymous No.9051768]

>>9046786
After seeing /fa/ fit pics and shoe collections I'm skeptical of these "best" leather shoes and wool trousers.

>tfw seemingly only person on /fa/ who uses real shoe trees

[Anonymous No.9051794]

>be faggot/bi
>dress straight, look straight
>go to straight clubs with mates
>never get with girls because I have no game
>go to gay club by myself, every third guy smiles at me, buying me drinks, get winks, guys chatting to me ect.
>no trouble getting guys
>have decent grindr pic
>get many, many messages
>tfw starting to want girls again
>getting sick of fucking guys all the time
>why aren't I attractive to chicks?

[Anonymous No.9051799]

>>9051768
Shoes don't grow on trees, dad.

[Anonymous No.9051807]

>>9051794
Girls don't approach you. They expect you to do everything you can to get with them because they have a vagina. That's why gay guys have life on easy mode. Very rarely do girls do anything but eye me and when they do it's when they're drunk. Gay guys hit on me at clubs and parties way more often than girls. Actually it's kind of a 1:1 but the women are always 28-32 year olds past their prime.

[Anonymous No.9051820]

>>9051807
I do approach and try my luck occasionally, I guess I just have super high standards with girls cause I can afford to with guys. Maybe I'll ask someone with wisdom how to chat up chicks

[Anonymous No.9051832]

>>9051820
It's not even worth doing, bar chicks are trash. I can talk to pretty much anyone and girls are just shitty more often than guys and way more boring to talk to. I wish they weren't so boring and had some actual hobbies. Occasionally I meet an interesting woman and she's like 55 and has had kids, traveled, been through loss or divorce, and into something interesting. Maybe men just have harder lives and develop personalities sooner.

[Anonymous No.9051894]

Girls always tell me my makeup is way better than theirs and remark how I'd make a better girl than them
I have a gf tho
Honestly I'm better at makeup than her, too

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9051919]

>>9051807
>girls don't approach you
this is so true. And when you do approach them sometimes they report you to campus police

[Anonymous No.9051924]

>Good looking
>paranoid depressed anxious whatever
>see qt grill around campus all the time
>be eating
>see qt across the room
>spidey sense tingling
>she's looking right at me
>girl sitting across from her turns around, stares at me for a sec
>oh so slyly look over my shoulder, noone behind me
>oh christ they're probably talking about me
>probably saying I'm a creep or some shit
>tfw I wish I was invisible
>tfw wish I was sane
>tfw crying about it on a Burmese stop-motion message board

[Anonymous No.9051929]

>>9051919
He's asian and touched them. Shit sounds weird bud.

[Anonymous No.9051937]

>>9051924
>walk past a flock of betties at the mall
>get on escalator
>look back
>they're all looking at me then look away

[Anonymous No.9051952]

>>9051919
>weekday
>middle of the night
>complete stranger gets in your face and grabs you behind the physics building
>obviously on drugs
>asian
>over 6 ft
>i want to marry you p-pls don't leave or else

how can you not think that's bizarre

[Anonymous No.9051956]

if i see a cute girl staring it me i just get lost in her eyes and stare back until it's uncomfortable for her. i feel attached the instant our eyes meet

p-pls help me

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9051960]

>>9051929
>>9051952
I was mostly being facetious. It was the middle of the day though

[Anonymous No.9051964]

>>9051952
>middle of the night
It was at 12PM and 11AM are you retarded

[Anonymous No.9051974]

>>9051964
yes actually i am diagnosed with autism

[Anonymous No.9051978]

>>9051974
your social ineptitude has nothing to do with your inability to read some fucking letters

[Anonymous No.9051980]

>>9051978
but i am autistic

[Anonymous No.9051990]

>>9046862
real

before i got a gf i didnt care at all about girls, now i cant stop looking at other girls even though im completely in love with my gf and would never cheat on her

[Anonymous No.9051996]

>>9047638
>manlets actually believe this

[Anonymous No.9052002]

>>9047693
i bet you have a beard and are a beer enthusiast

[Anonymous No.9052007]

>>9047759
underrated post

[Anonymous No.9052017]

>>9052007
underrated post

[Anonymous No.9052022]

>>9052017
underrated post

[Anonymous No.9052024]

>>9052022
underrated post

[Anonymous No.9052025]

>>9052024
underrated post

[Anonymous No.9052034]

>>9051919
tripsk u ugly bitch wouldnt u just love it if someone called u attracitve for once

[Anonymous No.9052037]

>>9052025
underrated post

[Anonymous No.9052039]

>>9052034
C C C CCCOMBO BREAKERRR xD

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.9052044]

>>9052034
>>9051919

tripskank, you're attractive


just kidding

uggo bitch

[Anonymous No.9052323]

>>9047709
>>9047804

Pussy-ass faggots detected.

[Anonymous No.9052379]

>>9049248
>tfw 5'7"

I should just kill myself

[Anonymous No.9052381]

>>9046661
>go to class in my 1000€ PRL fit
>sit on the first empty seat next to a cutie
>exchange glances and some smalltalk
>lean forward during lecture
>look at each other
>lean back
>she starts breathing heavily for 3-5 minutes

that was a fucking awesome feeling, never happened to me before /fa/. and this is just one of many incidents.

lurking /fa/ and spending thousands of euros on clothes can really improve your quality of life.

[pigfuck, seasoned cryptozoolog(...) No.9052383]

>>9052379

I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD

LOG ONTO FIT LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER

THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING

THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU


THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT

JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE

KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF

NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE

THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY

MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE

[Anonymous No.9052392]

>mfw people claim to be handsome but don't post pics to prove it

[Anonymous No.9052411]

>>9052383
>>9052383
Friend, I know a guy who's 5'5" and he's dating a super qtp2t for several years now (she's taller than him). You're a manmore compared to him

[Anonymous No.9053915]

>>9051072
>Go to college
>expect tons of partying and tons of new friends
>three months in, only been to one party, and that was during the first week
>no real friends
>cry myself to sleep occasionally

[Anonymous No.9053921]

>>9052381
>prl fit
supreme taste, gentleman

[Anonymous No.9053925]

>>9052002
No beard, I don't care about how beer tastes, and I prefer weed.

[Anonymous No.9053942]

>hear a mother telling her daughter that I'm good-looking

I ran away after hearing that.

[Anonymous No.9053947]

>>9053915
Parties blow anyway. It's way more fun to do shit that's actually memorable like take a road trip or go hiking or go to a concert or go to a climbing gym or play paintball or shoot shit in the desert or go camping or fishing or water skiing with a friend with a boat or go to the redneck bar or the goth bar. Pretty much anything is more fun than getting drunk with a bunch of 19 year olds.

[Anonymous No.9053951]

>>9052392
I'm not handsome im cute. But still get the same feels. This girl im talking to right now is saying im beautiful. It's very flattering. But my social anxiety gets the best of me.

[Anonymous No.9053958]

>>9053942
>cashiering at department store
>lines sort to one of the 6 registers
>dad loudly says to his teenage daughter "damn, I'll bet you with we went to the hot guys line, huh" and starts laughing
>hear "what, I'm a grown man, I can admit when someone is good looking"

But that was back when I wore polos a size too small.

[Anonymous No.9053961]

>>9049189
This. It's the exact same shit over the pond. Manlet threads and testosterone this and that.

[Anonymous No.9053968]

>>9047708
only downside of being effay ;_;
when I used to dress more feminine the little girls enjoyed my company quite a lot

[Anonymous No.9053982]

>>9047708
donate to me please

[Anonymous No.9054022]

>>9046862

The most powerful feels here.

I'm fairly attractive with a good style but I'm pretty beta. I have a 9/10 gf and would never cheat on her. But I have the urge to pick up on every hot chick I see, I just don't. I hella don't know how to initiate with girls, and I can see sometimes they want to. And when I don't, I'm content with it because I remember I have a gf. So basically my gf is lucky I have no balls

[Anonymous No.9054294]

>Work at a supermarket
>Customer has a tasty daughter I reckon to be 16 years old
>Give her the old lookeroo, wink, lick my lips and flick my tongue out a little like a sexy snake tasting the air for her pussy proteins
>She just stares back with flushed cheeks, deer in the headlights and I'm the semi, fuckin classic
>Hand each bag to her and make sure her hand touches mine
>As her mum pays and they go to leave she turns back and our eyes meet so I give her the old Milhouse brow-bounce

I know that feel OP, the ladies can't get enough of yours truly, always coping a peek. Gets pretty tiring having all the birds lusting after your salami though.

[Anonymous No.9054317]

keep the responses coming. especially the manlettes.

[Anonymous No.9054351]

>>9054294
Pedophile is a disease.and it's crippling the world. You need to go and get help Anon.

[Anonymous No.9054384]

>>9054351
Sorry nobody finds you attractive bucko ;)

[Anonymous No.9054426]

At my school if you don't have a really outgoing personality decent girls won't like you.
There are like some 9/10 guys yet none of the girls are attracted to them.
There are ugly outgoing guys who the girls go crazy over.

I don't get it

[Anonymous No.9054438]

>>9054294
>>Give her the old lookeroo

u bloody wot

[Anonymous No.9054446]

>>9054426
take the red pill and you will understand

[Anonymous No.9054453]

>>9054426
you gotta sweet talk em to get the blood to flow to their sex hole

[Anonymous No.9054772]

>>9053951

How long have you been gay?

[Anonymous No.9054787]

>>9054772
Not long. I just recently considered myself bisexual. But who isn't to a certain degree and under the right circumstances?

[Anonymous No.9054808]

>>9054438
Skinnyfats pls go

[Anonymous No.9054815]

>>9054446
^This

[Anonymous No.9054821]

>>9054384
You need help bruh

Get some real pussy m8

[Anonymous No.9054930]

>>9054821
>I only find girls who have existed for an arbitrary number of planetary solar rotations attractive

Literally euphoric.
>inb4 I was being silly on purpose :^)

[Anonymous No.9054993]

>be me 4 years ago
>cut hair short, wear flannel blouse for the hell of it
>arrive at school
>girl who usually ignores me immediately starts complimenting me and tell me I look cute
>teacher from my first year barges in after overhearing her
>"Who's cute?!"
>"Anon is!"
>I have no idea what the hell was happening to me, too shy to deal with this
>not wearing the flannel blouse anymore since then and grew my hair long
>tfw miss the attention now because a bazillion girls were suddenly interested in me

[Anonymous No.9055042]

>Have 6-8/10 girls tell me I'm attractive all the time
>Go on dates and hook up
>ALWAYS the girl never wants to date me
>"You're really good looking and funny anon but I don't see us working out"
>A few months later I'll see that she is in a relationship with some fuccboi who is objectively less attractive than me and a loser (working a dead end retail job for example)
>I now find myself shitposting on 4chan on Saturday nights
>Maybe one day I'll be good enough for someone
>tfw

[Anonymous No.9055056]

>>9046728
>don't cheat on my girlfriend because I'm not a faggot
That is the exact definition of being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9055072]

>>9055056
This will hook someone.

[Anonymous No.9055339]

>>9054815
pls be joking. get that shit out of /fa/

[Anonymous No.9055654]

Hanging with bestie, freinds wife and a coupl were friends with
>ask to cop stoag
>dude guves mw ine, lights it for me
>"u no, i heard gorgeous ppl never have to light thwre own cigs" saya his gf
>"anon is rly gorgeousl saysys friends wife
> "yup"

[pigfuck, seasoned cryptozoolog(...) No.9055666]

>>9055654
lol fuck dude u must be so ugly for them to so brazenly make fun of u
shit dude im so sorry

[Anonymous No.9055676]

>>9055666
Pigfuck's post ends in 666
Why am I not surprised

[Anonymous No.9055690]

this thread makes me so sad

[Anonymous No.9055709]

What does it mean when a girl tells me I am very hot, but does it as if it's a secret she's been trying to repress?

[Anonymous No.9055720]

>>9049161
Do you have any links to evidence of that? I want to read up on it.

[Anonymous No.9055740]

>>9053951
Your snapchat stories are fucking pointless and grating

[Anonymous No.9055746]

>>9055720
Just watch the bbc documentary series on youtube on the science of sexual attraction. Or take psych 101. In a high test brain vengeance releases endorphins. That's why movies like Taken get men off.

[Anonymous No.9055911]

>>9055709
she's acting cutesy

[Anonymous No.9056051]

>>9055911
Ok, but I'm talking about something different I think.
Like, once I was at a girl i'm seeing's place because she wanted to go out, and I didn't feel like it. So I told her she should go out, and i'll take a nap until she gets back.
I was already dating her for probably six months at this time, and she's said i'm hot before. But that night, when she came back she was a bit drunk. We were making out, and she said "do you KNOW how hot you are?" Like she was keeping it a secret or something.

And something similar happened when I was about to hook up with a girl I had been sort-of friends with for a while. She said it like she couldn't believe she was going to admit this: "you look like adonis"

and it's true, I do :)

[Anonymous No.9056071]

>>9046661

i have never had a girl check me out or compliment me

it's okay

[Anonymous No.9056089]

>at night club
>girls looking at me
>some smiling and waving
>take a seat by myself
>girls coming up and talking to me, saying I'm cute and asking me what I'm doing by myself

Made me feel good

[Anonymous No.9056114]

>go to subway
>niggas is HONGRY
>chick makin my sandwich eyin me up
>bruh, where was you would had put the cookies
>i only got one dolla left so i can only buy one cookie
>girly bites lip and looks around really fast
>gives my FOUR cookies for free
>mfw gettin free cookies and bitch wants the d

[Anonymous No.9056140]

>>9056051
post pic i wanna fap

[Anonymous No.9056228]

>>9054351
>16
>pedophile

you're way too socially conditioned

[Anonymous No.9056272]

>>9046661
I'm a big nosed guy with a receding hairline and that stuff happens to me too. You're over-thinking it, or I'm underplaying it, as I'm still a virgin at the age of 25 :/

[Anonymous No.9056657]

>be living with parents
>in the process of moving in with some friends near school
>away from home for a few nights
>come back and realize someone emptied the garbage in my room
>literally 3 months worth of cum soaked paper towels were in that garbage
>my mom mentions she emptied it

god

[Anonymous No.9056680]

>>9054821
have fun with meat curtains, wrinkly busted faces, saggy tits and last but not least, used goods :^)

[Anonymous No.9056700]

>>9056657
oh

[Anonymous No.9056837]

>handsome and /fit/
>females give me their undivided attention until they find out I'm a stuttering, anxiety-filled wreck
>mfw

so uhh
do you guys have a brand of betablockers you'd recommend?

[Anonymous No.9056842]

>>9054993
wit a blouse...
>girl who usually ignores me immediately starts complimenting me and tell me I look cute

are u a gril ? was she hitting on you ?

[Anonymous No.9057014]

>>9055709
NO U FUCLONG IDIOY

[Anonymous No.9057131]

>>9056657
>/b/

[Anonymous No.9057147]

>> get to party
>> 9/10 short qt starts to give me eyes
>> ignore it
>> she comes over and says "u r 2 cute to not talk to"
>> hit it off
>> she gets my number
>> she asks if she can put my hair in a pony tail
>> crouch so she can
>> we lock eyes and we trade a kiss
>> feels good

[Anonymous No.9057190]

>tfw ugly

wattodo to achieve better facial aesthics

[Anonymous No.9057204]

you fuccbois need to post faces

[Anonymous No.9057277]

>tfw blush profusely whenever I'm complimented, accused of something or are involved in anything romantic
bad feels

[Anonymous No.9057438]

>girls and homos approach me at parties
>go into fight or flight every time and say one word answers and exit party

[Anonymous No.9057759]

People steal my pictures on various websites. Get messages on facebook asking if I remember talking to them. Have no idea who they are.

Girls in real life staring/miring as she walks by me, she doesnt look where shes going, runs into a display and it crashs down.

Felt pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9057778]

>>9046728
Don't stop improving yourself
You'll lose it all