Morning Routine Rate Thread

[Anonymous No.8917599]

Morning Routine Rate Thread

[Anonymous No.8917604]

>Wake up around 8:30
>Drink water from a Gatorade bottle
>Make bed
>Take phone to bathroom
>Sit on toilet. Check texts, emails, SnapChat, and scroll through the following boards once (/b/, /k/, /fa/, /o/, /fit/)
>If I'm gonna shave, turn on a podcast on my phone (Joe Rogan lately, also Hardcore History, TED Talks, and Nerdist)
>Shower (wash hair with shampoo, mouthwash)
>Dry off, put on thick sweatpants (no shirts 'til 11am) and Birkenstocks.
>Let out dog so he can chase some birds and shit
>Spend 45 minutes making breakfast while watching CNBC, Travel Channel, or Comedy Central
>Eat breakfast in the kitchen
>Take the party to the bedroom to get dressed and leave the house

[Anonymous No.8917656]

>open eyes at about 6:30am
>try and go back to sleep before my alarm goes off
>whatever
>use restroom, apply deodorant
>go to kitchen, make breakfast (sometimes toast with cheese, cereal, atm it's oatmeal)
>go to restroom brush teeth
>get dressed
>leave by 7:10

If I don't feel like I've been getting enough of a workout in my normal routine, I'll get up an hour earlier and do a 30-45 min workout, shower, then continue to step 4.

[Anonymous No.8917677]

>>8917656
oh and breakfast is usually optional. I don't usually have breakfast. Usually I'll just have coffee when I get to work.

And I forgot after get dressed
>throw together lunch of 3 slices of bread, a tuna packet, and carrots
>then I leave by 7:10

[Anonymous No.8917826]

>wake up at 6:30
>make coffee straight away
>brush teeth while coffee gets drinkable
>drink coffee
>get dressed
>leave at 7:20

[Anonymous No.8917844]

>>8917826
>brushing your teeth before breakfast
>not brushing it afterwards

Is this african american serious?

[Anonymous No.8918038]

>>8917844
Not him, but it's great for your teeth to brush before (and after) breakfast, since the very acidic saliva you wake up with, combined with food to feed the bacteria, will ease the creation of cavities.

If you flush out all that morning saliva before eating, you're helping your teeth a lot.

[Anonymous No.8918108]

>>8917604
It takes you 45 minutes to make that?

[Anonymous No.8918110]

>>8917844
>>8918038
are we really doing this again

[Anonymous No.8918127]

>10.30 wake up
>check twitter for anything interesting and look at /fa/ catalog
>remember I have no reason to be awake
>go back to sleep
>repeat this process 2-3x
>wake up at 12.30-1
>make some porridge and eat it in bed
>shower
>browse the internet for 12 hours then sleep

[Anonymous No.8918230]

>>8918108
That took like 20 minutes maybe. I usually make a more elaborate breakfast.

[Anonymous No.8918319]

>8am wake up
>facial routine first thing in the morning
>put ice pack on face if it's puffy
>stomach crunches x 1000
>deep pore cleanser lotion
>shower
>gel cleanser x honey almond body scrub x exfoliating gel scrub x herb mint facial mask x aftershave lotion with no alcohol x moisturizer x anti-aging eye balm x moisturizing protective lotion
>pay my hookers
>return some videotapes

[Anonymous No.8918324]

>>8918230
What do you normally make?

[Anonymous No.8918334]

>>8918127
are u ok

[Anonymous No.8918340]

>wake up at 5:50am
>stumble around in my dark room trying to grab my towels
>get in shower and quickly wash self, no poo atm
>get half dressed and drink coffee and eat whatever there is
>finish getting dressed, put on uniform and go to work at 6:30

[Anonymous No.8918409]

>>8917599
>>8917604
>>8917656
>>8917677
>>8917844
>>8918038
>>8918230
>eating
why are you on /fa/?

[Anonymous No.8918551]

>>8918324
4 eggs
bacon
kale
asparagus
cucumber
tomato
peppers
flax seeds
sesame seeds
basil, parsley
pepper
maybe some other stuff

I almost never eat carbs.

>>8918409
idk you people amuse me. I don't give a shit about dressing effay. pic related

[Anonymous No.8918570]

>wake up at 1.30 pm
>lunch
>shower
>4chan

[Anonymous No.8918599]

>Wake up 2 hours before my train has to leave
>Take a piss
>Take a smoke
>Make coffee
>Browse news while listening to music and drinking coffee
>Take a smoke
>Brush teeth, shower, etc
>Do my hair
>Dress up
>Take a smoke
>Leave to train

[Anonymous No.8918649]

>>8917677
you should always eat breakfast motherfucker it's the most important meal of the day. I eat breakfast five times a day to stay important

[Anonymous No.8918651]

>>8918551
I'd suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.8918657]

>>8918649

[Anonymous No.8919319]

>>8917604
> podcast on my phone (Joe Rogan lately, also Hardcore History, TED Talks, and Nerdist)

> watching CNBC, Travel Channel, or Comedy Central

really

[Anonymous No.8919406]

>>8918651
I'd take you up on that offer, but I'm busy trying to get Red Bull to give me my $10.

http://energydrinksettlement.com/claim

>>8919319
Yes really, faggot. That's why I said it.

[Anonymous No.8919417]

[Anonymous No.8919444]

>I don't even sleep anymore
>I spend my night thinking about how I'm gonna shave a girl because she was complaining about her hair being too short
>I don't even eat
>I take a dump then I wake up,
>My bed reeks but I like it
>It's like smelling your own farts
>I don't care, I have a god-tier perfume so why bother showering
>Put on nxtlvl fit and get out, qts be mirin' the outfit.
>Still autistic though ..

[Anonymous No.8919454]

>>8917599
what's that metal cup?

[Anonymous No.8919482]

>Awake at 6, sleep
>Awake at 8, sleep
>Awake at 10, sleep
>Awake at 12, get up after failing to sleep again
>Stand up, sense of dread returns
>Piss
>Check phone, still no texts from her
>Open laptop, no notifications
>Spend 1 hour scrolling through the threads ive already read, reading bullshit i dont care about on facebook and looking at clothes i will never own.
>Phone beeps, surge of dread again but with a bit of hope this time.
>Its from the phone company, nevermind
>Check fridge, take nothing
>Jack off or lurk more for another hour
>Feel like scum so shower, feel slightly better but its already too late to go anywhere
>Become bored, force myself into playing whatever is installed on steam that doesnt take ages to load
>Crashes laptop after 10 minutes
>look in mirror, feel worse, another surge of dread
>get back on laptop
>type this shit and get bored so stop
>wallow in the feels

[Anonymous No.8919494]

>>8919454
The salt shaker?

The only thing resembling a cup there is a ceramic egg holder. For eating soft boiled eggs. With a spoon.

[Anonymous No.8919503]

>>8919494
absolutely disgusting. looks like a chef in post-apocalypsis world who ate all his food and is only left with sauces and spices went out and gathered animal and human feces in desperation and then came back and tried to make it as presentable and tasty as possible.

[Anonymous No.8919509]

>>8919503
Octopus tentacle. Was delicious. You have bad taste.

[Anonymous No.8919517]

>>8918038
then drink some water/gargle before eating?

[Anonymous No.8919519]

>>8919509
Stupid idiot cuckold whoreson with shit skills, your dish looked UGLY and disgusting, that's what I am saying.

you stupid whoreson autist, where did I mention your precious tentacle being of a poor taste? stupid whoreson retard, fuck off to your retard boards you listed.

[Anonymous No.8919520]

>>8919494
oh wow
the perspective was fucking me up
i thought it was like mate or something

[Anonymous No.8919555]

>>8919520
My old roomie was Argentinian and introduced me to that shit. Good shit

[Anonymous No.8919690]

>>8919482
hello me :)

[Anonymous No.8919711]

>>8918551
Are you on Keto? or just low carb diet

[Anonymous No.8919718]

>>8919482

[Anonymous No.8919730]

>>8919711
I'm not on a diet. I just feel and look much better when I don't eat sugars and grains regularly. Humans weren't made for that garbage. I'll still pig out on pizza and beer now and again, but not that much; maybe once a month.

Right now, I have a broken neck and arm though and can't work out, so I'm losing weight pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.8919775]

>>8918551
if you don't give a shit about fashion why are you browsing a Japanese anime image board?

[Anonymous No.8919802]

>>8919730
how the fuck did you break your neck

[Anonymous No.8919813]

>>8919775
1. /fa/ is but one board.
2. This site is hardly what it used to be. Plenty of boards for plenty of interests.
3. I used to care about fashion and have a ton of clothes and still come here for amusement sometimes.
4. I have a fucking broken neck. The fuck else am I gonna do with my time?

Why do YOU come to a japanese image board, you fucking pedophile hacker, 4chan, you?

>>8919802
Got drunk and crashed my motorcycle into a pole. One of my top 8 bad decisions for sure

[Anonymous No.8919815]

>>8918551
>lel i liek ur brotank. thats a TFM, u must b a frahbrah leik me.

that tank top is shit man, do yourself a favor and burn it

[Anonymous No.8919821]

>>8919815
u mad, fucclad?

[Anonymous No.8919828]

>>8919821
should i be? just trying to give ya a helpful hint to a happier life ;^)

[Anonymous No.8919831]

>>8919828

[Anonymous No.8919839]

>wake up, turn alarm off
>realize I'm late, every single day
>gently tell husband it's time to get up (am married fag)
>stumble to bathroom, pee
>brush teeth, wash face, dry, apply sunscreen, makeup, deodorant
>attempt two at making husband wake up, say it out loud
>get dressed
>grab bag, phone, cigarettes
>shake husband
>yell until he wakes up

>go downstairs, grab huge cup of coffee
>smoke
>pet cats from a distance so they don't get fur on my clothes
>wait for lazy fag to get ready, mfw he takes his fucking time even though we're always late for everything
>walk to car, cats follow, say bye to them

[Anonymous No.8919856]

>>8919831
hey cool guy, buy more tanks - at least 100 more, you faggot B)

[Anonymous No.8919862]

>>8919839

[Anonymous No.8919873]

>>8919856
it's october, dipshit

[Anonymous No.8919874]

>>8919839
wait are you a girl or a guy?

[Anonymous No.8919891]

>>8919839

[Anonymous No.8919898]

>>8919813
This picture is really confusing me.

[Anonymous No.8919904]

>>8919873
you mean you don't wear your TFM brotanks in cold weather?? maybe you're not as retarded as i thought.

[Anonymous No.8919915]

>>8919898
took a pic of my pizza with the laptop screen off

>>8919904
wtf is TFM? And I'm almost certainly retarded in some fashion based on historical data.

[Anonymous No.8919924]

>>8919915
So how did you break your neck and not die? I didn't think it was possible to survive from that kinda thing. Now I really wanna suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.8919931]

>>8917599
>wake up whenever i am able to
>check phone
>pee, wash face, brush teeth
>get dressed
>do hair
>do makeup
>stare at the wall
i don't eat breakfast or intake much media in the morning, generally i'm in way too much of a hurry to
>>8919517
bacterial plaque is the actual issue here, not saliva. you can't wash away plaque and you can't just kill bacteria with mouthwash (that's not how plaque works). just fucking brush your teeth, unless you're eating onions for breakfast, you're fine

[Anonymous No.8919940]

>>8919924
idk. Hit a pole going like 90 in a 25 because I'm very smart. Was wearing a helmet. Was about to leave in just a T, but it was chilly and asked the girl I was with to toss me my padded jacket. So that was lucky, I guess.

Ate all my pain pills in 2 days. Regretted it.

Next week, I get to upgrade to the very rare below the elbow cast, which will make life substantially easier. I'm thinking pink or yellow. Current one is black

[Anonymous No.8919951]

>>8919940
That's rough, man. Good luck with your recovery, I can't even imagine how fuckin' scary that was.

[Anonymous No.8919965]

>>8919874
Faggy dude.

[Anonymous No.8919971]

>>8919951
Well, all I remember is trying to stop then realizing it wasn't gonna happen. Apparently, I was standing up when the cops and shit came, but I don't remember shit.

I went to the police station when I got out because my license was missing. The guy told me he smelled liquor on me, but I was acting fine, so he decided not to pursue it. Lucky me. I can't afford that shit.

I told the paramedics I was fine and would be on my way, but they said I'd get a DUI for sure if I didn't go with them. So I was like, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.8919986]

>>8919971
>broken neck
>drunk thinks he's fine
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.8919998]

>>8919986
When you hear "broken neck," you think it's at a 90 degree angle. But I was standing and they had to MRI me to discover it.

I mean, I couldn't move without once I sobered up and the shock wore off, but ehh. The human body is pretty resilient, I guess.

[Anonymous No.8920001]

>>8919971
Good guy paramedics

[Anonymous No.8920018]

>>8920001
Yeah, I'm going to paramedic school once I graduate college in December, actually.

[Anonymous No.8920033]

>>8918319
underrated post

[Anonymous No.8920046]

>>8920033
been done since forever but okay

[Anonymous No.8920114]

>>8920018
Fuck you and your delicious looking breakfast.
Making me go out to buy groceries. Damn you!

Fucking around aside, that's a unique story. Do you think you'll get back into motorcycle riding? From what I've heard, most people quit after their first accident.

[Anonymous No.8920132]

>>8920114
Yeah, probably. I've accepted I'm gonna die doing some dumb shit, so whatever. Might keep it to the track for a while though and stay sober.

For now, my shit's totaled and I'm broke. College and motorcycles fucked up my bank account situation. So whatever. I gotta find a rich girl to finance my lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.8920357]

>americanized swiss cheese
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.8920411]

>wake up
>brush teeth
>go to kitchen
>grab a small steak and 2 eggs
>slice steak and cook in pan with eggs
>go to fridge and pull out ketchup
>eat steak and eggs with ketchup for breakfast
>slam a glass of lemonade and alkaseltzer
>read newspaper
>put on glasses
>put on shoes
>listen to some Muse and Harsh noise while showering
>get dressed
>go to work

My cholesterol must mot be too good but I'm skinny

[Snails !!+XuyDRZED6j No.8920415]

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Ahh, ahh, ahh

[Anonymous No.8920433]

>>8920415

[Anonymous No.8920478]

>>8920411
>slam a glass of lemonade and alkaseltzer

What for? To prevent heartburn?

[Anonymous No.8920588]

>Wake up at 7:00
>Wash face, but clothes on
>Pour boiling water over slice lemon
>Pack school bag
>Pour cooled water into water bottle
>Leave at 7h30 and RUN to catch the train
>Get to uni at 9h00, do lab work before class or office hours for school club

[Anonymous No.8921308]

>wake up
>brush teeth
>wash up in shower
>get dressed
>say hi to the bros / roommates
>smoke some pot
>go to work
>eat shitty fast food because I'm poor and work at a fast food place that gives free food on days you work

[Anonymous No.8921311]

>wake up somewhere around 3pm
>brush teeth
>wash up in shower
>get dressed
>say hi to the bros / roommates
>smoke some pot
>go to work
>eat shitty fast food because I'm poor and work at a fast food place that gives free food on days you work

[Anonymous No.8921335]

>>8917599
>try to get up at around 7 but fail
>try to get up at around 8 and fail
>get up at 8:30
>make bed, open the window for some fresh air
>drink a cup of water and put some water to boil for the tea
>wash teeth and face
>comb my beard (most important thing)
>drink tea
>check my bag, put on some book to read during the day
>go out to buy fresh fruit and go to do some work