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Post your morning routine.

>> No.8836935

>wake up
>cold shower
>get dressed
>do whatever I have to do

>> No.8836948

>run hot bath
>put on ivory soap
>put hair under water
>turn on shower
>lather alcohol free face wash all over face
>wash off lather
>put on shaving cream
>shave with straight razor
>wash cream off with hot water
>spray cold water all over face
>rub on sensitive moisturiser

>> No.8836954

>>8836929

>wake up
>lift
>run
>shower
>dress
>breakfast
>go 2 werk

>> No.8837048

>stupid
>fucking
>Christian
>Bale
>copypasta

>> No.8837063
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>>8836929
>cream off
...no
>Brush Teeth
>Brush Skin
>Drink 2 500mL things of water
>Read Mantra and positive quotes
>Conquer

>> No.8837095

>wake up
>wash face
>apply toner
>apply moisturizer
>apply sunscreen
>eat breakfast
>take Vitamins B, C, D, E, Fishoil, and Zinc + centrum

I should start making my bed. I also turn off my lights before i leave, or maybe do some work/todo kinda things before i leave

>> No.8837112

>wake up 2 minutes before alarm goes off
>coffee
>breakfast
>shower
>get dressed
>off to class

>> No.8837155

>>8837095
wat do those vitamins do

>> No.8837181
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>>8837155
>not op
but the 13 vitamens are covered by centrum, the extra BCDE help in everything from eye function to skin clarity. Fishoil is supposed to cleanse you insides and Zinc increases test production (they say).

>> No.8837211

>>8837181
All of this sounds like placebo and not worth the money for the profit of body benefit

>> No.8837227

>>8837181
Expensive piss/10

>> No.8837258

>>8837211
It's like $6 for two months worth. You probably spend more picking up a combo meal at some fast food joint. Your body needs vitamins. So feeding it vitamins for relatively cheap seems like a smart option that couldn't hurt.
If you drink Soda or Energy drinks at all and then talk down to someone who takes vitamins like they're the moron then I can't help you.

>> No.8837290

>Brush teeth
>Shower; shampoo or don't
>Towel off, face included
>Moisturizer
>If leaving the house, SPF 30
>Moka pot

>> No.8837291

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>> No.8837293
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8837293

>>8837291
saw it coming

>> No.8837301

>>8837290
Forgot: witch hazel after shower.

>> No.8837315

>wake up
>smoke a cigarette while looking at the ghetto and listening to tom waits
>brush teeth, wash face
>put on whatever, all black of course
>go to work

>> No.8837635

> shower (anti dandruff shampoo, facial cleanser, soap)
> blowdry hair
> brush teeth
> moisturize
> get dressed
> pack bag
> leave for work

>> No.8837641

>>8837291
same

>> No.8837656

>>8836929
Get up
Brush teeth
Baby wipe face
Put clothes on
Put hair in bun
Hair spray sides down
Boots
>TFW you're in the military
>TFW you'll never have any time to wear nice things

>> No.8837669

>wake up
>put on underwear, pants and socks
>put on deodorant
>put on torso clothing
>put on cologne
>put on shoes
>brush teeth
>fix hair
>cry as I walk out the door dreaming of the breakfast i have no time to make

>> No.8837670

>>8837315

Most effay routine

>> No.8837680

>>8837291

>no dubs

at least you tried

>> No.8837686
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8837686

>wake up before dawn
>venture out into the great New England wilderness around my home with my Nagant
>shoot and dress dinner, throw it in the fridge or occasionally the smokehouse
>come back
>shower, dress
>breakfast
>read
>drive into work at my own pace (I can work from anywhere but the cafés and library in town have better wifi than my home

>> No.8837701

This was prior to when my fever hit last week, but

>wake up
>shower
>moisturize face
>wait
>brush teeth
>put on clothes
>sunscreen on face
>wait
>open the door get on the floor everybody do the dinosaur

out the door

>> No.8837722

>>8837686
Where in new England do you live? This story doesn't match up, I can't imagine living near expensive woods and being within 20-30 miles from a cafe with good internet.

>> No.8837725

>>8837722
Expansive not expensive fucking auto correct

>> No.8837728

>>8836929
>Morning
I only shower every other day
Every day, I:
>Brush teeth
>Floss
>Scrape tongue
>Wash face with salicylic-acid cleanser
>Apply benzoyl peroxide cream
>Apply witch-hazel toner
>Apply moisturizer with SPF
>Moisten hair with coconut oil
>Comb hair
>Get dressed

At night
>Brush teeth
>Wash face with salicylic-acid cleanser
>Apply benzoyl-peroxide cream
>Apply glycolic-acid cream

Sometimes I wear a homemade face mask and wash it off before bed.

>> No.8837775

>>8837722

Vermont, specifically northern Vermont.

Burlington's about a half hour drive due south of me

>> No.8837978

WAKE UP
(wake up)
DHEJHWJWYVLDHWIZ MAKEUP

>> No.8837981

>wake up
>lay in bed for half an hour
>get up
>make coffee and toast
>meditate for half an hour
>begin day

>> No.8837982

>>8837775
fuck vermont (northfield/barre in particular) NIGGA

>> No.8838009
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8838009

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my crunches. I can do a thousand now

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. in the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an ex-foliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>> No.8838949

>>8836929
wake up
drink a cup of coffee
go to run or walk to the beach
take a shower
...

I go to the university in the afternoon

:)

>> No.8838953

>>8836929
>wake up
>roll over a couple times
>get up
>make a coffee
>make another coffee
>shit out of my ass hole
>make another coffee
>shower if I feel like it/if I have something to do
>flick my bean
>check the surf

neet life sux

>> No.8838980

>wake up at 5:35
>Say "Fuck that"
>get up at 6
>shit/shower/shave
>Vitamin E oil on face
>multivitamin/fish oil/cinnamon

>> No.8838993

>>8838980
How do you shiit at 6am?

>> No.8839015

>>8838980
"Shit, shower, and shave" is just a tl;dr for basic waking hygiene (bathing, brushing teeth, flossing, scraping tongue, washing face, etc)..

>> No.8839017

>>8838953
holy fuck, I chuckled like a little fat kid

>> No.8839021

>Wake up at 7:25
>get dressed
>make lunch
>toilet
>brush teeth
grab lunch and head to work at 7:35

>> No.8839026

>>8836929
>oats
>lift
>shower
>study
>class/ or research

>> No.8839031

>>8836929
>wake up
>fap
>coffee
>4chan
>another coffee

[suicidal thoughts intensifies]

>> No.8839041

>>8839021
10 minutes ??

>> No.8839060

>>8839041
yeah. /fa/ as fuck.

>> No.8839062

>>8839060
/fa/st af

>> No.8839065

>wake up
>shower, clean body
>brush teeth
>mouthwash
>cotton bud ears
>dress if going to uni or out
>otherwise go lie in my bed and watch tv or shitpost on 4chan

>> No.8839074

>wake up
>lay in bed smoke stoges
>cry
>put on fit
>cry more

>> No.8839099

>>8836929

Assuming I showered the evening before

>wake up 7:15
>check social media feeds/email
>drink water
>pee
>floss
>brush teeth
>wet face
>shave
>moisturize
>sunscreen
>wet hair
>apply pomade
>apply Moroccan oil
>deodorant
>cologne
>Clean french press, maybe do a few assorted dishes
>put water on boil
>grind coffee while watching sportscenter
>take water off boil, put coffee in fp, pour coffee over, set timer
>pack lunch/gym clothes
>put on clothes
>press coffee/ in travel mug
>drink a bit of coffee, watch more sportscenter/read interwebs
>fill up travel water bottle
>kiss qt3.14 gf goodbye
>out the door by 8:15

>> No.8839123

on busy days
>wake up 630
>take adderall xr
>shower. no poo, put shaving cream on face when done with hair/head so it can sit for a few minutes extra
>shave/wash face with cold water
>blowdry hair into desired style (or just use cold if im combing)
>optional: if gf is present fuck/smoke weed
>get dressed, eat protein bar, brush teeth
>leave by 730/745
8am engineering classes, then three hours of library, then more engineering classes

i hate my life. i only take stims every other day but they still fuck with me sometimes

>> No.8839146

>>8837982

No fuck you

Enjoy living in a state with no freedom, flatlander

>> No.8839202

>Look at phone
>Get up
>Toilet
>Brush teeth, floss if bothered
>Sink water on face/body, shower if bothered
>Clothes on
>Leave house for work/food

>> No.8839205

>roll out of bed
>roll onto floor
>roll into shower
>roll out door

>> No.8839215

>wake up
>fruit/yoghurt breakfast + make lunch
>shower/wash hair with Bedhead shampoo/cond
>shave/moisturise
>get dressed
>do hair
>leave

>> No.8839221

>wake up
>stay in bed looking at the ceiling for an hour
>turn pc on
>go on 4chan
>oh shit its night already
>go to sleep

>> No.8839224

>>8836929
>in bed
>the light of a faceless deity smiling to me shines through my window and encourages me to open my eyes
>reach hand out
>iPhone 9 materializes in hand and checks social networking website
>snow white comes into my room and carries me out of bed like I had just been crucified to the shower
>embodied enlightenment raises me 12" off floor as a mist of axe body wash and water envelopes my body
>fall to floor
>gasp for air
>go back to room and put clothes on an start day

>> No.8839235

>>8839221
this

>> No.8839243

>wake up at 8:30
>Wake up 6 more times between then and 9:10
>Get up, I'm late as fuck for class
>Throw some half /fa/ dirty clothes on
>Run to class
>still got A's so its fine
>If I never ever stop I don't have time to be depressed
>:(

>> No.8839274

>wake up
>eat
>coffe&cigs
>check FB, news
>shit
>shower
>masturbate till class

>> No.8839328

>Wake up 5:30
>Roll about for 30 mins feeling anxious
>Get up 6:00
>Sit on toilet, struggle to shit anything out
>Shower
>Get dressed
>Eat breakfast (tea, fruit, porridge/muesli)
>Leave house 6:50
>Get first bus at 7:00, start 2hr commute to minimum wage grad job

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>>8837315
>>8837670

>> No.8839535
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8839535

>wake up
>work out
>get dressed
>breakfast
>kill people
>get ordered by other people to kill the people who told me to kill people
>kill people for the people who told me to kill the people who told me to kill people
>kill the people who told me to kill people after making me kill the people who told me to kill people
>kill anyone who was watching
>lunch

>> No.8839540

>>8839243
>>If I never ever stop I don't have time to be depressed
>tfw i know that feel too well
>;(

>> No.8839572

>wake up
>already running late
>throw an outfit together
>eat some yohimbine and vitimin d and aspirin and caffeine
>wash face, brush teeth, style hair frantically
>deodorant, colone
>go to class or work

>> No.8839609

>wake up
>lament over my life 10 minutes
>get up
>wash hands and face, brush teeth
>throw on fit I put together the night before
>have a coffee and cig on the roof of the uni cafeteria

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>>8839031
we have exactly the same morning routine

>> No.8839669
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8839669

Wake up, brush, shower, this, work.

>> No.8839697

>>8836929
>Wake up 45-60mins before class
>Shower, wash hair, face, shave if needed
>Brush teeth
>Go back into room, get dressed in dark because roommate still fucking sleeping
>Grab notebooks, laptop, etc. Head to class
>Roommate wakes up as i'm about to leave

>> No.8840522

>>8839572
>yohimbine and an ECA stack
please elaborate, what's your lifting routine, how much do you weigh, what do you eat, etc.

>> No.8840536

>wake up
>sleep for another ~40 minutes delaying alarm
>obsession, insecurity and OCD about some random details intensify
>get up, stretch & meditate trying to calm myself down
>shower, brush teeth, cold shower for hair, shave
>get dressed, drink tea or coffee & eat something
>by now my mind is playing games again and I feel sick from bad thoughts
>watch something motivational, smile at myself in the mirror a bunch of times and pray
>go out and slay the day

>> No.8840889

>>8836929
>set alarm for really early time night before
>never want to wake up at that time so I wake up when it goes off and reset it for like 15 minuets later
>repeat at least twice after the first reset of alarm
>lay in bed for 10 minuets whining about how I don't want to get up
>get up with grumpy look on face
>drink Atkins Shake
>shower
>brush teeth
>pick what I want to wear
>pick out what makeup to use accordingly
>do makeup
>whine about how I fucked something small up
>redo makeup
>do hair
>whine more
>drink coffee
>get dressed
>look at pictures of husbando for 10 minuets sometimes more
>leave for work with a massive smile on my face because of husbando recharging my happiness

>> No.8841021

>>8839669
Love this picture

>> No.8841044 [DELETED] 

>>8840889
>>do makeup
LONDON
O
N
D
O
NODNOL

>> No.8841048

>>8840889
>look at pictures
why not just suck his cock in the morning m8?

>> No.8841109

>wake up around 5am
>coffee
>shit
>shower
>coffee
>throw on basic bitch fit
>walk to uni
>coffee
>walk home
>coffee
>go to work
>water + saltines cuz broke
>go home and watch shows I've seen multiple times again until I fall asleep

Repeat.

>> No.8841143

>>8841048
Because long distance a shit.

>> No.8841151

> wake up at 8 or 9
> shower
> brush and floss teeth
> get dressed
> make breakfast
> drink a cup of coffee and listen to music for an hour
> sit down and meditate if I feel like it, otherwise meditate throughout the day
> go to classes, or work if it's a weekend
I used to hate mornings, but now I've learned to appreciate waking up early (early for me, at least). Coffee and music is my favorite part of the day.

>> No.8841161

>>8836948
Are you Patrick fucking Bateman?

>> No.8841167

>>8839535
7/10 effort, maybe an 8 cus I love le Captain Hitman

>> No.8841253

>wake up
>hit snooze 4-5 times
>play with morning wood
>finally get up
>pee
>bye bye boner
>let shower run
>contemplate life for 5 mins
>get in
>stand under water for a bit still contemplating life
>wash face with shit that doesn't work
>put conditioner in hair
>let sit
>wash body
>thoroughly scrub gooch and taint
>walk around naked to air dry
>get dressed
>egg whites and oats if I have time
>if not, blend organic protein shake with almond milk
>grab shit and go wherever I'm supposed to be that day

>> No.8841279

>>8836948
I never would've guessed that you washed off lathers and leftover shaving cream.
Get over yourself m8, listing every insignificant detail doesn't make you some interesting enigma.

>> No.8841297

>wake up
>run ice cold shower
>brush teeth in shower
>smoke cigarette in shower
>drink coffee in shower
>exit directly out of bathroom window

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>wake up
>flip pc on
>piss
>get coffee machine up and running
>surf internet for a while
>workout routine
>shower and all that jazz
>start going over writing notes

>> No.8841916

>get up
>put on some old Tupac
>run
>shower/dress
>smoke
>go to work

>> No.8841921

i've never got morning wood. is this a sign that i might be a qt girl in a guys body?

>> No.8841973

>>8841921
you just masturbate too much or have low t

>> No.8842003

>>8837656
>Put hair in bun
>military
dont think so bud

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8842021

>>8841973
What's to much? What if I jerk it alot and still get morning wood

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8842575

>wake up
>shit shower shave yadda yadda
>go out on my back porch and smoke weed
>get munchies
>breakfast
>get dressed
>work from home
>smoke more weed

>> No.8842720

>Wake up
>Drink water to hydrate myself
>Go for a run
>Shave face
>Shower
>wash my hair every 4th day
>body scrub
>face scrub
>body wash which i also use on my face
>other type of shampoo for my pits, dick and ass
>get out
>face mask
>breakfast
>ready to go

>> No.8842724

>wake
>bake
>make stangs
>bang bang

>> No.8842800
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8842800

>hit snooze button 3-4 times
>pee (in the bathroom)
>exfoliate face 2-3 days out of the week
>wash face/brush teeth/shower
>moisturize face, neck, and hands
>makeup
>coffee

>> No.8842865
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8842865

>wake up
>shower/wash face in shower
>apply lotion/deodorant/sunscreen
>draw/do homework
>eat breakfast
>class

>> No.8842894

>wake up
>turn laptop on
>drink water
>browse 4chan and facebook for a while
>jack off
>shower, no poo of courshe
>brush hair
>put clothes on
>eat something
>watch a seres or listen to music until i have to leave the house

>> No.8842963

>stay in bed for about 15 mins stretching and rolling around
>take a piss
>drink a bottle of water
>food and coffee or tea
>scroll through 4chan as i'm eating
>after an hour or so jump in the shower
>moisturize everything after that
>spend rest of the day on aimlessly clicking through the internet
such a neat life

>> No.8842985

> wake up
> check emails
> go out running
> shower
> cook
> go to university

>> No.8843730

>>8839221
Someone screencap this shit

>> No.8843756

>>8836929

>wake up
>turn shower on to max heat
>let it run while I take a shit and smoke a cigarette at the same time
>wash body and hair
>get out of the shower and wash face
>dry
>moisturize
>style hair
>get dressed
>breakfast
>go to uni

>> No.8843783

>>8837315
>Waits
my nigga. if you're around, favorite album?

>> No.8843811

>>8839669
>edge
Go back to reddit

>> No.8843813

>>8841161
>wash face
>shave
>moisturizer
you're acting as if this is not normal?

>> No.8845092

>wake up at 5
>go on run
>get back have half an hour bath till 6
>dry and style hair
>take meds
>mouth full of Greek yogurt
>walk to work (own a barbers)
Mfw ex royal marine and haven't been able to sleep past five since I left 6 years ago

>> No.8845145

I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>> No.8845149

>>8845145
sup pat

>> No.8845168

>wake up at 10am
>wallow in sadness and boredom until 11am
>get up, get dressed, get food
>eat food and watch TV until 12pm
>work on thesis for an hour
>take a break for an hour
>repeat last two steps until about 10pm
>watch tv/internet until 12am
>sleep

>> No.8845171

>>8841279
you seem
disturbed

>> No.8845219

>>8845092
what time do you go to bed? i wish i could get up and run in the morning but the bed is too comfy

>> No.8845376

>get up
>loud music via earphones
>big wad of nicotine gum
>BM
>shower
>wash hair alternate days
>ensure stubble hasn't tipped over into beard
>dress
>sprint 100m to work
>hock out gum into confidential waste bin
>begin

>> No.8845391

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>take off pyjamas
>put on clothes
>take a shit
>wash hands
>moisturise face
>moisturise anus

>> No.8845561

>wake up
>push up x10
>sit up x10
>squat x10
>plank 45s

>dress

>breakfast
>usually consists of oats and tea
>brush teeth
>go to uni

>> No.8845639

>do some push ups, crunches and squats
>put on music or a podcast when I prepare breakfast
>whole meal bagel in the toaster
>grind up coffee
>turkey bacon on the grill
>eggs on the pan
>freshly squeezed OJ in the glass
>ideal breakfast is up

>have a shower
>no poo
>body soap
>moisturize face
>put on a fit
>go to Uni or go out and do something, otherwise read news or browse 4chan

>> No.8845766

>>8843783
I love orphans:bawlers.
Then rain dogs and then bad as me.

>> No.8847069

>>8837669
lel, know that feel

>> No.8847085

>wake up
>snuggle up because the air coming in through my window is cold
>smash my alarm a few times
>smoke, coffee, shit

>> No.8847098

>wakeup
>piss
>eat breakfast, one slice toast, plus fruit salad and milk
>clean teeth
>shower
>put contacts in
>dress

>> No.8847125

>wake up at 6:50am
>shower
>get dressed
>take vitamins
>pack school shit in my bag
>if I have time I make tea and a quick breaky that usually consists of yogurt and a granola bar
>walk to school by 7:40 for class at 8am
>think about killing myself for scheduling class at 8am for the entire walk there

>> No.8848111

>roomate wakes me up
>cold shower
>brush teeth while in shower (does anyone else do this)
>maisturizer
>get dressed
>eat breakfast
>kill myself

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>wake up 6:45
>fall back asleep
>wake back up 7:00
>get dressed
>piss
>brush teeth & mouthwash
>drink 2 cups of water or a water bottle
>text people and scroll through social media
>sit and wait until its time to leave