/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8778561]

smartwatches - effay?

[Anonymous No.8778563]

>>8778561
literal autism nerd core

[Anonymous No.8778566]

fuck no

[Anonymous No.8778579]

totally pointless, unless if you are a fucking /fit/diot. it's not like we don't all have our phones on us at all times anyway.

[Anonymous No.8778613]

>>8778561
nope, autistic nerdwear

[Anonymous No.8778637]

can someone explain the point of these to me? we have phones that do the same things and more, and do that more effectively. what the fuck is the point of smartwatches?
they look like ass too

[Anonymous No.8778709]

>>8778637
the apple watch requires you to have an iPhone too, making it even more pointless

[Anonymous No.8778717]

>>8778561
I was really hoping that Apple would make it somehow not look retarded, but Motorola even did a better job. The face is ugly enough on the Apple but the strap really puts it into fedora land.

[Anonymous No.8778734]

>implying this 80s esque design watch isn't the pinnacle of /fa/

So much jelly/broke in this thread.

[Anonymous No.8778790]

>>8778734

[Anonymous No.8778849]

until these watches can be used independently without a phone, meaning you can call and receive calls, they will never be effay

[Anonymous No.8778978]

[Anonymous No.8778986]

>>8778561

They give u a nice fedora with every smart(tm) watch purchase.

Smart-whatever stuff is the pinacle of autism.

>I got the technologiez guise, look at my big ass multiple core device guise! LOL I'm such tech expert and nerd!(tm) I will twitt(tm), facebOOk(tm) and whatsapp(tm) all day!

[Anonymous No.8780250]

not yet but someday probably

I like my pebble a lot but wouldnt recommend it to someone who doesnt wear a watch regularly anyways

[Anonymous No.8780350]

Looks ugly

[Anonymous No.8780402]

Give it a few generations and wait for it to catch on and it will be great. Right now, fuck no

[Anonymous No.8780434]

I should screen cap this thread. You guys are so fucking stupid.

Wearables are going to become HUGE in fashion within the next 3-4 years.

[Anonymous No.8780480]

apple needs to hire the guy that made this mockup and completely redesign it to look like this

otherwise it's autistic /g/-core at the moment

[Anonymous No.8780551]

>>8778563
>autism
>>8778613
>autistic
>>8778717
>fedora land
>>8778986
>fedora
>autism
>>8780480
>autistic

Your knee-jerk bootypain only makes my penis harder.

[Anonymous No.8780606]

>>8780551
back to >>>/g/ with you

don't you have a daily programming thread to respond to?

[Anonymous No.8780648]

>>8778561
Applewatch is shit.
The moto 360 is nice looking

[Anonymous No.8780766]

>>8780606
What the fuck does /g/ have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.8780895]

>>8780551
*tips fedora & gently taps his smartwatch with greasy fingers*

[Anonymous No.8780917]

>>8778561
The Apple watch is the first watch that manages to not look stupid af when worn. All the other smart watches (except Samsung's, they look like shit no matter what) tend to look cool on their own, but like shit on a wrist (best example: Moto 360).

Having said that, I don't need one and I absolutely don't see the point.

[Anonymous No.8780971]

hey bb

[Anonymous No.8780978]

these are fucking ugly but can someone explain the autism comments? autists love shit with amazing specs and highly customisable UIs, how would this appeal to them in any way?

[Anonymous No.8781000]

>>8780978
When people started using the autistic insult it was when someone was being overly particular about something or freaking out about some unimportant detail, but it's really lost all meaning at this point.
Autism is just code for "I don't like it" now.

[Anonymous No.8781186]

>Smart watch

Not even once.

[Anonymous No.8781744]

>>8778561
I can't see what I'd use one for. I don't care enough about people's twitter updates that I need my wrist to beep every time they post a selfie and everything else I do on my phone in public needs headphones. I guess it's the leading edge of something that might, someday, not suck. But fuck buying one now.

[Anonymous No.8781749]

> buy $350 smartwatch
> only run clock app

[Anonymous No.8781756]

>>8781000
>being this autistic

[Anonymous No.8781763]

>>8781000
shut the fuck up autistic nerd

[doesntmatternotimportant No.8781803]

>>8778978
that wrist and hand just made my heart jump

[Anonymous No.8781806]

>>8778561
>smartwatches - effay?
definently not

[Anonymous No.8781946]

>>8778637
It's for laziness. You can keep your phone in your pocket/bag and glance at your wrist for information such as texts, map, time etc.

[Anonymous No.8781980]

>>8780606
/g/ would never buy an apple product

[Anonymous No.8781986]

>>8781980
if it costs more than $60 and isnt a thinkpad they arent interested

[Anonymous No.8781995]

>>8781986

[Anonymous No.8781996]

>>8780971
this one is the only good looking smartwatch on the market.

[Anonymous No.8782010]

>>8781986
Can't run Gentoo on it.

[Anonymous No.8782018]

>>8780434
>Wearables are going to become HUGE in fashion within the next 3-4 years.
So were G-Shocks. No accounting for taste.

[Anonymous No.8782263]

>2014
>buying any kind of watch at all

[Anonymous No.8782277]

>>8782263
>2014
>not

[Anonymous No.8782282]

>>8778561
Moto 360 is the only /fa/ smartwatch.

[Anonymous No.8782311]

>>8780971
>>8782282
If I was forced to get a smartwatch, this would be it. Granted, design doesn't distract from the complete retardation of the concept.

[Anonymous No.8782321]

>>8782282
>>8782311
>moto 360
>nope

look at that fucking black bar at the bottom, that's where the display ends

round display my ass, most half baked product ever

[Anonymous No.8782344]

>>8780480
>notificacions
kek

[Anonymous No.8782368]

how much does one of these pussy repellant devices cost

[Anonymous No.8782376]

>>8782368
a million dollars and your soul

[Anonymous No.8782783]

>>8782321
Don't forget the battery goes flat after 6h of standby