[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/fa/ - Fashion

View post   
File: 79 KB, 500x385, rickonfour.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8600750 No.8600750 [Reply] [Original]

>I was only 19 years old
>I loved Rick so much, I had his Geobaskets and Ramones
>I pray to Rick every night before bed, thanking him for the couture I've been given
>"Rick is love" I say; "Rick is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a fuccboi
>I know he was just jealous of my sick fits from Rick
>I called him a dadcore nigger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now and tears stain my drkshdw leather jacket
>I lay on my shipping pallets and it's really cold
>Suddenly, smoke fills my bedroom
>A lock of jet black hair drapes over my shoulder
>I turn around to see what's happening
>It's Rick
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "You're gonna be able to fit a book, a sandwich and a passport in there"
>He grabs me with his powerful arms chiseled by his workout routine and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>He pulls down my dropcrotch sweats
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Rick
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Rick
>I can feel my butt tearing like the fabric of my unstable tees
>I push against his force
>I want to please Rick
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his geo-love
>My dad walks in
>Rick looks him straight in the eyes and says "Stop destroying the landscape with your outfit."
>Rick leaves through my window
>Rick is love. Rick is life.

>> No.8600791

>>8600750

Rick is dick

>> No.8600802

>>8600750
not bad

>> No.8600813

>>8600750
>He whispers into my ear "You're gonna be able to fit a book, a sandwich and a passport in there"
!

>> No.8600817

We all saw this coming...

>> No.8600826

>>8600750
>>I called him a dadcore nigger

I fucking lost it

>> No.8600862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Y2mCYUPow

For all the newfriends.

>> No.8600868

>>8600750
Where did the book sandwhich and passport joke originally come from?

>> No.8600872
File: 19 KB, 438x699, ACTUALgeo onesie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8600872

>> No.8600889

>>8600868
"Every jacket I make has interior pockets big enough to store a book and a sandwich and a passport." - ricky

>> No.8600910

>geo-love
kekek

>> No.8600915

>>8600889
thank you

>> No.8600944

>>8600750
top kek

>> No.8601011

>>8600889
Has he explained why exactly he does that?

>> No.8601020

>>8601011
I hate rings and bracelets on men. I'm not a fan of man bags, or girl bags either—or even sunglasses. I don't like fussy accessories. Isn't it more chic to be free? Every jacket I make has interior pockets big enough to store a book and a sandwich and a passport.

>> No.8601039

>>8601011
so you don't look like a fool carrying that stuff in your hands and carrying all that stuff in your pockets is uncomfortable

>> No.8601059

9/10, needs more ''working out is modern couture''

>> No.8601186

>>8601059
>I was only 19 years old
>I loved Rick so much, I spent all my savings on his Geobaskets
>I pray to Rick every time before posting my fit in WAYWT thanking him for the couture I've been given
>"Rick Owens" I say; "usually what I'm dressed in"
>My dad hears me and calls me a fuccboi
>I know he was just jealous of my sick fits from Rick
>I called him a dadcore nigger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now and tears stain my drkshdw leather jacket
>I lay on my shipping pallets and it's really cold
>Suddenly, smoke fills my bedroom
>A lock of jet black hair drapes over my shoulder
>I turn around to see what's happening
>It's Rick
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "You're gonna be able to fit a book, a sandwich and a passport in there"
>He proceeds to pull out a black marble bench from the interior pocket of his jacket
>He dumps it onto my shipping crate bed
>He grabs me with his powerful arms chiseled by his workout routine and slams me on the bench
>My nose breaks from the impact and my face becomes lopsided just like his
>He pulls down my dropcrotch sweats
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Rick
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Rick
>I can feel my butt tearing like the fabric of my unstable tees
>I get tired as Rick pumps my skinny body
>Rick senses my weakness
>"Working out is modern couture" he says
>I push against his force
>I want to please Rick
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his geo-love
>My dad walks in
>Rick looks him straight in the eyes and says "Stop destroying the landscape with your outfit."
>Rick leaves through my basement window
>His Ramones boots get stuck in the window frame, slip off his feet and get left behind in my bedroom
>I sell them on eBay the next day for 250 dollars and cop a dip dye sweater with it
>Raf is love, Raf is life

>> No.8601226
File: 154 KB, 499x523, 1406537973234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8601226

>wnet 2 sleep in rick owens
>woke up in jcrew

>> No.8601237
File: 1.55 MB, 3264x2448, 1389994969288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8601237

>>8601011
thats an entire aspect of his aesthetic. He always thinks of the wearer, sometimes putting shearling and fur on the inside of his jackets and coats for the wearers comfort, making straps on his leathers so you can carry them slung over your back when you're busy, gigantic pockets for you to put your shit in when you're traveling or on the go. That's part of what makes him the goat

>> No.8601256

>>8601237
aww what a cute doge

>> No.8601369

>>8601186
>Raf is love

ya blew it

>> No.8601399

>>8601020
I've seen so many pics of him with huge obnoxious bracelets

>> No.8601424

>>8601186
9/10