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/fa/, I need your help.
I wanna get a hitler youth haircut but I'm nervous about asking for one for obvious reasons.
What do?

>> No.8475824

>>8475810

Just show a pic dummy

>> No.8475828

>>8475810
damn how are you literally this retarded, just describe what you want to the barber or show a picture you fuckhead

>> No.8475829

>>8475810
ask for an undercut, then show a picture if they don't even know what that is (though that probably means you should look for another barber)

>> No.8476331

ask for a "short back and sides with a fade"

>> No.8476926

>>8475810
How could you be this fucking dumb?

Just say you want thr hair your great lord hitler had as a younglin. He won't judge you, trust me.

>> No.8476973

"ICH MÖCHTE DEN GLEICHEN HAARSCHNITT WIE UNSER GROßER FÜHRER ADOLF HITLER HABEN, SCHMUTZIG EINWANDERER"

>> No.8476996

just tell them you are playing a nazi in a play or something

>> No.8477970

>>8475810
Protip: If you're "barber" mostly uses clippers to cut you're hair, then get the fuck out of there. It shows that they aren't as proficient with scissors, they don't know or can't create texture and layers, or that they just don't care how it really looks and want a quick buck, or all the above.

>> No.8478939

>>8475810

I just asked for a hitler jugend haircut and nobody in the barbersjop gave a single fuck

>> No.8479168

>>8475810

Tell them you are cosplaying a cannon fodder fag from nazi Germany.

>> No.8479182

>>8475810
i say, can i have a hiter youth haircut because they are hairdressers and know about hair

>> No.8479194

can somebody post some more examples that I can show to the barber

>> No.8479200
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8479200

>>8479194

>> No.8479202
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8479202

>>8477970
What? Who gives a fade with scissors?

>> No.8479207

>>8477970
incorrect

>> No.8479210

stop being a bitch nikita.

CHEERS, P.

>> No.8479240

>>8477970
Can confirm this
Story time
When I went to this local barber (supposedly a quite popular place around here) and asked for my sides to be shaved in and thinning on the top since my hair is so goddamn thick it's almost as if i have TWO helmets on, the dude did my sides in and I repeated that I want my top to be thinner because he totally forgot, he then grab a scissor used for CUTTING and started waving it around my hair like a spastic, told him to just stop because I didnt want to shorten my goddamn hair. I left to a hair salon where an illegal alien asian women who barely understands English but is also a skilled grand master Yin in cutting thinning and layering hair fixed my hair for 7$. Gave her 20$ because I didnt really feel like eating lunch anyway.
>tfw poorfag

>> No.8479745

>>8476926
what if his barber is jewish

>> No.8479835
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8479835

print a picture, bring it to the barber, tell him "like this"

dumping some HY related pics

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8479839

>>8479835

>> No.8479842
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8479842

>>8479839

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8479849

>>8479842

>> No.8479852

>>8475810
What hair product do they use to give it that look?

>> No.8479857
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8479857

posted in a hair general and no one answered, so ima post here

help please /fa/

what should i do with my hair? right now i passed the #3 clipper on the side and just left the top long, ive been thinking about just trowing it to the side, should i?

also, im guessing bc of the picture you wont be able to tell, but what face shape am i?

>> No.8479976

>>8479857
>>8479857
bump

pls respond

>> No.8480238

>>8479202
Hence the term "mostly". I'm talking the top layer, nigger. That shows the difference between a barber and a stylist.

>> No.8480247

>>8479857
You're Asian aren't you? Leave the top long but go for a 1 on side and back and have a high fade.

>> No.8480676

>>8479745
Then that asshole is probably gonna expect a hefty fucking tip.

>> No.8480693

>>8479835
How do you achieve layers like this? Is it just the hair isn't that thick or straight.

>> No.8480901

When you guys get a HY, do you guys cut the back of your hair too? Of course the back, but I mean the top of the back. Do you guys cut it? or leave it?

>> No.8480915

>>8480901
I always tell my barber to cut the top back because my swirls are ridiculous

>> No.8480922

>>8480915

Does it look better? I've done it before (but I usually trim the top) and I end up looking like a lesbian haha. This time i'm leaving my top hair pretty long and trimming the sides and bottom back to a 1 or maybe 2.

>> No.8480955

bump

>> No.8480959

Just fucking go up to the barber and say "i want a hitler youth" she'll know exactly what you're taking about

>> No.8481093

>>8480959
>she
>letting the degenerate gender touch your hair
>ever

>> No.8481178

>>8475810

>not showing your barber pictures of nazi portraits on your iPhone before cut.

r u even tryin plz

>> No.8481192

>>8475810
Visit a Jewish barber

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>>8479200
lol'd hard as fuck, haven't lol'd that hard at a post in like 2 weeks

>> No.8481227
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8481227

authentic

>> No.8481235

Read the sticky, there's many examples of what you want.

>> No.8481281
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8481281

>>8479857
Jose?

>> No.8483459

cant find any good pics of hitler youths. none of the ones in this thread are great

>> No.8483469

I still want answers guys!

I'm these 2:
>>8480922
>>8480901

>> No.8483791

>>8479857
ming?

>> No.8483832

>>8483459
ok

>> No.8483973

>>8480922
It looks fine but it will look weird when you let it grow for too long.

>> No.8484288

>>8475810
>tfw too pussy to fully shave my sides and get an effay HY because i would look very weird in my shitworld country

pls kill me

>> No.8484295

>>8476331
i asked for that and it turned out as a military cut with a very long top, not the actual HY but kind of dull

ask for a difference line between the sides/back and the top

>> No.8484303

>>8479835
>printing

just save them to your phone, what year is it? 1996?