/fa/ - Fashion

[tinfoil !!gVL0FyzPeMv No.8258978]

the last designer you wore is coming to kick your butt
how fucked are you???

inb4 'i could take rick' you could not

[Anonymous No.8259006]

He's a big guy

[Yawn No.8259012]

>>8258978
i reckon i could take raf + patty e

[strawtengu !oxQHe5qDU2 No.8259023]

>>8259012

patty's so gentle, i imagine an older version of cosmic butts

i imagine the muji designers would be pretty easy to talk down and hang with instead of fighting

rick would just jump in and rape my butt though

[tinfoil !!gVL0FyzPeMv No.8259027]

>>8259012
raf would beat your ass imo

[Anonymous No.8259031]

The fact that I probably couldn't take down Alexander Wang is too bad.

[Anonymous No.8259038]

>>8259006
4 U

[Anonymous No.8259039]

wearing the valhalla hoddie right now, shits comfy as fuck

And I will embrace the ass kicking, sounds hot as fuck

[Yawn No.8259042]

>>8259023
i dunno i reckon he would attempt 2 put up a decent fight but fail
>>8259027
not every1 is a bitch like u
smh
kmt
gonna get my nigga nelson 2 fuck ur shit up if u talk shit 2 me again

[TraplordYangLeanThe3rd !zn6obdUsOA No.8259044]

>>8258978
You're a little bitch, yawn sent me to kick your ass
you nigga aren't even wearing AJ1S royal blue 1s

[Anonymous No.8259046]

>>8259027
Raf would come to your house while you're asleep, crouch down by your bedside with his face a foot away from yours and wait for you to wake up from the gentle tickle of his breath, so that as your bleary eyes slowly open, the first and last thing they see is his face.

[Anonymous No.8259047]

>>8259042
Yawn, check e-mail.

[Yawn No.8259049]

>>8259044
aww sheeit
best run tinfoil

[Anonymous No.8259050]

I could just push him to the ground and he would die

[Anonymous No.8259057]

i don't want to fight him ~_~

[Anonymous No.8259066]

>last designer you wore
>...
;_;

[Anonymous No.8259067]

>>8259012
Who is patty e?

[Yawn No.8259071]

>>8259067
>>8259057
Patrik Ervell

[tinfoil !!gVL0FyzPeMv No.8259078]

>>8259042
>>8259044
>>8259049
s m d h
i'm gunna catch u on road one day yawn

>>8259050
:'(

2 ervell wearers itt: what do u think of his marble graphic? does it beat others? (acne jil etc) i can't decide if i think it's cool or not

[Yawn No.8259086]

>>8259078
im gonna rob u 4 ur geos
if ur talking about the granite 1 from s/s13 (i think) it was fucking gr8
a lot more subtle than most marble prints
his knitwear + patterns are always so dope tho

[strawtengu !oxQHe5qDU2 No.8259093]

>>8259050

>pushes him to the ground

>instead of impacting the floor, he disappears into a smoky mass, seemingly through the ground, leaving behind a faded black spot on the floor

>he reappears with a shriek, leaping midair from smoke on the wall behind you, and deals a flurry of devastating blows using oversized garments to build velocity and power after each hit

>in the end he spares you because your uniqlo tshirt was black and drags your soul to the shadow realm where you don't bother anyone for eternity

yeah you'd get ur ass kicked no lie

[Anonymous No.8259096]

>>8259078
If you're talking about the blue one that's being sold now, I don't like it very much. I would prefer the marbling to be gray or black, not "ocean".

On the thread, I don't think I could take Patty. His face looks so serious.

[Anonymous No.8259098]

...
...
he would probably literally kick the living shit out of me with those t-rex legs

then again, he's short af, so i have a reach advantage

[Anonymous No.8259103]

>>8258978

Balmain

head designer Olivier Rousteing

Googled him, looks pretty wimpy.

[Yawn No.8259106]

>>8259096
Uhh ocean isn't marble
they're 2 diff patterns..
Tinfoil add me on skype and i'll add u 2 the trip circle jerk
>basedyawn

[Anonymous No.8259107]

>>8259093

no lie you're more likely than yohji to shriek and die after getting pushed over

[Anonymous No.8259109]

>>8259050
>implying yohji won't pull some crazy yoda style moves on you
>implying he won't create a portal to summon his hordes of loyal minions/SAs to wail on you
>implying rei wouldnt immediately come to his aid, and use her inscrutable medusa stare to tear your very soul assunder

[sensei !DKEvVq7Vfk No.8259112]

Yohji would probably take me down with some shurikens when i least expect it. or battle me with his karate moves. anyway, i wouldnt stand a chance

[tinfoil !!gVL0FyzPeMv No.8259113]

>>8259086
>>8259096
shit yeah the one i'm talking about is the 'ocean' one, i saw the shirt w/ it is on sale atm

i also think the granite one is cooler

[strawtengu !oxQHe5qDU2 No.8259114]

>>8259107

lol are you ok? that was some weird indirect ether attempt

>>8259109

>assunder

i like this tho

[zachipster No.8259116]

>>8259106
that shirt is gr8 shits all over the ocean one

[Yawn No.8259121]

>>8259113
ocean 1 is dope af
i prefer the longsleeved shirt iteration to the t shirt/short sleeves 1 tho
and the cherry blossom shirt + T are fire as well

[Anonymous No.8259122]

>>8259114
>assunder

ooops, freudian slip

[Anonymous No.8259125]

Only thing I have that has a persons name on it right now is a pair of Levi cargos.
Apparently he was fat and jewish.
I'm going to need a bigger over.

[Anonymous No.8259134]

Jun Takahashi is tiny, I would destroy him.

[Anonymous No.8259138]

don't think we'd have an issue, maybe he'd confused me with repeatedly saying "fuck the past fuck the future" and then kick me to death

[TraplordYangLeanThe3rd !zn6obdUsOA No.8259139]

post fit talk shit nigga

[Anonymous No.8259141]

i think i could kick gosha rubchinskiys ass

[strawtengu !oxQHe5qDU2 No.8259148]

>>8259138

>you slash at Jun's leg with your fuccboi katana and rip his jeans

>he whispers an incantation from a patti smith song and patches are conjured out of nowhere, created from his own flesh and blood

>his own muscle sinews thread through the broken jeans and attach the patches--now better, stronger, and worth twenty times as much on y!jp than ever before

[Anonymous No.8259153]

that would be mmm, but since margiela has been out of the business for a few years now that means he's not going to show up so they're probably just going to send some reedy intern to fight me instead. because i am also reedy and have never been in a fight in my life i'd estimate i have a 50/50 chance of kicking this kid's ass

[Anonymous No.8259160]

>>8259027
raf looks like he has a lot of pent-up anger, like he's a really stressed out guy and he's just on the verge of snapping and seriously fucking you up. just look at how tense his body language is? like sure, rick might lift, but rick is also a peaceful, laid back guy. rick would be tripping over his drapes anyway. both of them would fuck me up but i think rick would at least be easy to avoid and run away from; if you piss off raf i think you're going to die and there's no way around it

[tinfoil !!gVL0FyzPeMv No.8259161]

>>8259153
no dude they would send THE COUNCIL to fuck you up

margiela is run by like 40000 men & women w/ hidden faces in matching white coats ur basically done for

[droak No.8259193]

>implying me and raf wouldnt hug it out and be friends

[Anonymous No.8259207]

>>8259039
>tfw no qt gothninja fashion designer gf

>>8259050
i feel like yohji would pull some anime shit and just dodge everything you throw at him and then leap into the air and land on one foot on top of a lamp post as you fall on your face in surprise, then he'd tell you that you need to train harder before you face him and disappear into the night
>>8259057
ervell seems like the easiest designer to beat up. i mean look at that mustache and that wimpy hairline, those narrow shoulders. he just looks like the sort of guy you'd beat up because you were bored and you saw him walking down the street sweating and looking over his shoulder
>>8259098
between his stocky build and that boulder-like jawline i feel like you could punch him as hard as you could in the jaw and he'd just stay staring at you like that with his hands in his pockets and then you look down and all of your fingers are broken

>>8259161
probably true, now that you mention it. i imagine just being overtaken by a blinding white light and then as i'm squinting and trying to get my bearings they just start beating me with steel rods, expertly proportioned with the weight at the end for maximum ass-beating potential

[Anonymous No.8259601]

I'm fucked no matter who it is, considering a scrawny little whiteboi, but I guess it could be worse since the last designers I wore were Jun Takahashi and Gareth Pugh.

[Anonymous No.8259612]

>>8259207
>wanting a gf wearing run of the mill budgetninja rags

LMAO praying for ur shit taste get well soon homeboy

[Anonymous No.8259627]

i haven't worn acronym, but i know the guy would be able to whoop any of us

[Anonymous No.8259719]

I could easily wreck Ann D

[Anonymous No.8259778]

Something tells me the creative minds behind OAK and Nonnative wouldn't be too aggressive, or formidable if they were. Though LL Bean might be an issue. I'd say Timberland would be scary, but they're earthkeepers so they were probably designed by some twink tool that timberland hired in an attempt to break into the contemporary market.

[Anonymous No.8260493]

>>8258978
jun takahashi is asian so id be fine

[Anonymous No.8260500]

>>8260493
id kick hedis ass, but not before I suck his dick

[Anonymous No.8260511]

>>8260500
I don't think he's gay.. But I also don't think he's straight..

[Anonymous No.8260537]

this doesn't count

[Anonymous No.8260541]

>>8260511
im not either...but id suck his dick

[pvttyrevell !!gaFKgLh+sWl No.8260548]

i cant imagine fighting alexander wang. sorry.

[Anonymous No.8260554]

>>8260541
>tfw I would actually do it if it meant access to whatever Saint Laurent clothes I want
Who am I..?

[HY DE No.8260579]

no wuckers

>captcha: bruits legaines
squats, don't fail me now

[Anonymous No.8260674]

>>8260548
lol hes a qt

[tinfoil !!gVL0FyzPeMv No.8260702]

>>8259207
>between his stocky build and that boulder-like jawline i feel like you could punch him as hard as you could in the jaw and he'd just stay staring at you like that with his hands in his pockets and then you look down and all of your fingers are broken

yeeees hahahaha

[Anonymous No.8260710]

Olivier Rousteing

Would wrestle

no homo

[Anonymous No.8260905]

>>8258978
That would be a fair fight I think

[Anonymous No.8260943]

>>8258978
No joke, I would kill Rei Kawakubo...

[Anonymous No.8260956]

would rek him easily, skinny 5'5'' asian twat

[Anonymous No.8260988]

>>8258978
>Ann Demeulemeester
>Julius_7's Tatsurou Horikawa

I could take Ann D down but Tatsurou would be a fair fight I guess.

[strawtengu !oxQHe5qDU2 No.8260991]

>>8260956

lmfao I don't think bai runs acne's design dept.... he does sales

[Anonymous No.8260995]

>>8260991
well this wimpy little fuck told me he is designing most of the stuff for acne when I met him in copenhagen, wouldn't be surprised if he lied

[strawtengu !oxQHe5qDU2 No.8261010]

>>8260995

yep definitely a lie. sry anon

[Anonymous No.8261022]

>>8259627
Definitely true.

Although if you can't match a 50 year old man, you're either underaged or under trained.

[Anonymous No.8261038]

>>8258978

ONLY GONNA NEED 2 HITS

ME HITTING HIM

HIM HITTING THE

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[Anonymous No.8261060]

>>8261038
#REKT

[Anonymous No.8261084]

>>8259027
>>8259193
Glass jaw if ever I've seen one

Pic related 30 seconds in

[Anonymous No.8261175]

>>8261084
Why is he so qt?

[doop_doop !x6LA1iL5NE No.8261183]

>>8260554
A normal person

[Anonymous No.8261186]

>>8261084

Don't bully Raf!

[clarkey No.8261240]

i could 'ave him

[Anonymous No.8261512]

>>8261240
To bad he's fucking dead

[Anonymous No.8261521]

>>8258978
all of em.
they can all come at me.
they can bring their friends and a stick.

all i need is a grape...
it is the grape of wrath...

[Anonymous No.8261600]

not really sure... but he'd probably bust my cunt