/fa/ - Fashion

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8244974]

how do i wear mom jeans?

all the inspo online looks so pinterest and tryhard

-->also no crop tops pls

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8244975]

[Anonymous No.8244976]

r u grill??

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8244977]

>>8244976
yeah i hope its obv haha

[Anonymous No.8244978]

post feet please m'lady

[Anonymous No.8244980]

>>8244977
ey bby u want sum fuk

[Anonymous No.8244987]

>>8244977
how many dicks have you sucked?

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8244988]

>>8244987
>>8244980
>>8244978
arghh can we pls focus on the initial Q?

[Anonymous No.8244991]

>>8244988
katy baby what it do

[Anonymous No.8244992]

>>8244988
> Q
we r;)

[Anonymous No.8244994]

>>8244988
r u a bad bitch?

[Anonymous No.8244995]

ask your mom
lol

[Anonymous No.8244998]

>>8244974
post tits or sharpie in the pooper with timestamp

[Anonymous No.8244999]

>>8244988

I think the one on the right looks fine given they're "momjeans". Somewhat of a cross between japanese streetwear and normcore. Just wear it with a light tanktop or shirt with some plimsols and be done with it. Maybe layer it up with an unbuttoned flanel for muh grungesteez. Don't overthink these kind of outfits.

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245000]

>>8244995
my mom is annoying

>>8244994
mayb

[Anonymous No.8245001]

>>8244974
Why would you want to wear mom jeans anyway?
besides the ones on the far right are too a bit big for you oh and
>no crop tops
kek good luck then

[Anonymous No.8245003]

>>8244978
this

[Anonymous No.8245004]

Lose weight you look disgusting. Also
>that plank board ass

Top kek

[Anonymous No.8245005]

can you dance like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E5hvObmafQ

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245007]

>>8244999
ok thanks!

what about the ones on the far left? do they look stupid/too tight?

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245010]

>>8245001
cause i already bought them
and crop tops a) i live with my parents b) flabby tummy

>>8245004
those jeans are size 24 and im like 110lbs so idk what youre saying

[Anonymous No.8245011]

how many inches can you take in your butt?

[Anonymous No.8245016]

>>8245010
Fine then id suggest a loose cotton shirt and the ones on the left aren't great either, middle pair look good though and eat at a 500 calorie deficit to get rid of that stomach and your good!

[Anonymous No.8245020]

do you wear thongs? how does your pussy smell?

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245021]

>>8245016
ok thanks

[Anonymous No.8245027]

>>8245021
No prob :)

[Anonymous No.8245029]

>>8245010
why is it that females always responde to criticism on this board so defensively? ive never seen a male reply to "ur fat" with "Haha no im not fat look at me im clearly not fat do u know what ur talking about"

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245037]

>>8245029
cause women are already more prone to body image issues
how many male anorexics do you know?
you should know how sensitive women are..common sense

[Anonymous No.8245038]

>>8245029
no-one gives a shit about your opinions... hush little babby go sleep

[Anonymous No.8245041]

>>8244974
>>8244974
Why do girl jeans have zippers? Don't they pee out their butts?

[Anonymous No.8245042]

>>8245037
excercise or something damn

your ass is concave

[Anonymous No.8245046]

>>8245037
i'm male and anorexic

[Anonymous No.8245047]

>>8244974
How many fingers can you fit in your ass hole?

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245049]

>>8245042
its just gotten flatter ever since i started doing squats/lunges. firmer tho

[Anonymous No.8245063]

>>8245049
Do glute bridges

[Anonymous No.8245066]

>>8245010
There is no way you are 110 lbs unless you are like, 4'11"

[Anonymous No.8245067]

>>8245037
>bloo bloo im a woman i can be defensive about this
eating disorders happen to both genders, more often than you think lady.
drop the trip and leave /fa/

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245069]

>>8245063
>glute bridges
damn that looks so complicated. i'm def going to break my back

will try tho

thanks

[Anonymous No.8245071]

>>8245037
this is why men and women will never be treated equal

[HY DE No.8245073]

>>8244974
you have the body of a mum. not really, but i don't see why you'd be insecure enough to get a nose job yet not workout.

go for something normcoreish, i reckon.

[lelders No.8245078]

>>8244974
suspenders

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245080]

>>8245067
ignorance

>>8245066

i'm 5'4"
if you think i'm fat you're retarded

[Anonymous No.8245081]

>>8244974
wots ur adress me and my niggas mite slide thru

[Anonymous No.8245084]

>>8245080
you're skinnyfat. that belly

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245085]

>>8245073
i do work out

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245087]

>>8245084
i was bloated..
everytime i eat something my tummy gets huge for a couple of hrs. esp if i drink

situps arent doing much to help

[lelders No.8245091]

>>8245084
cute lil tummy

[Anonymous No.8245092]

>>8245087
stop eating so much

inb4 u get an eating disorder from one /fa/ visit.

id still bang dont worry bby

[Anonymous No.8245096]

>>8245080
Are you asian? I bet your pussy tastes like sushi

[HY DE No.8245100]

>>8245085
good stuff, but you have to diet as well.

to be fair, your bod is better than 80% of everyday women. don't take everyone saying otherwise too seriously – you're on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.8245107]

>>8245100

In rides the valiant White Knight to save the damsel from the clutches of internet commentary

[Anonymous No.8245111]

>>8245087
You'd have to do cardio or something, spot treatment is a myth

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245113]

>>8245107

wow you're right....

At 20th percentile, then 80% of others weigh more than you.
>http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm


and yeah i do eat healthy most days (plant based diet). i think alcohol (drink 3+ days of the week) fucks up your body a lot

[Anonymous No.8245117]

>>8245107
Unless you're a cunt to women you're a white knight? fuck off
>>>r9k
>>>v9k

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245119]

>>8245111
it's genetics

i do cardio. my body has always been like that
could also be IBS/crohns which runs in the family

[Anonymous No.8245120]

>>8245100
>better than 80% of women
maybe better than 80% of downstairs mooseheads sluts lmao

[Anonymous No.8245121]

>>8245087
bloating dosnt add you your stomach fat

[Anonymous No.8245122]

>asks for advice
>gets so defensive she derails her own thread
nice one

[Anonymous No.8245125]

>>8245117
SRS pls

[90'sasfuck !!+VH3+cr72AI No.8245126]

>>8244974
Thats pretty 90's of you

[Anonymous No.8245128]

>>8245087
>spot reduction
doesn't work

go jogging if you want to lose fat

[Anonymous No.8245131]

>>8245113
alcohol most definitely does. Girls around here go through the get drunk erry weekend+be a lazy fk college faze. And they wonder why they look like shit.

[HY DE No.8245134]

>>8245107
>>>/b/
stay there

>>8245120
>downstairs mooseheads
literally never been there. upstairs is just queanbeyan's finest.

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245135]

>>8245126

>>8245128
no matter how much weight i lose i always have a stomach. jogging isn't going to fundamentally change my body comp

[Anonymous No.8245136]

>>8245125
>implying i'm not banned from there for "fatphobia"

[Anonymous No.8245139]

>>8245125
wtf is SRS?

Shit reddit says or something?

[Anonymous No.8245153]

>>8245134
m8 you're missing out

i was in there last night with the boys tapped as fuck dancing to bon jovi with 30 year old dole street princesses

>>8245135
>jogging isn't going to fundamentally change my body comp
haha i hope you don't actually believe this

[Anonymous No.8245161]

>>8245153
nice, but still
>not cold chisel
>not having impromptu singalongs to lean on me

[Anonymous No.8245164]

>>8245135
If you lose fat, you'll lose your belly fat too. Simple

Anorexics don't have fat bellies
Starving Africans don't have fat bellies (apart from the fluid build up)

You do

[Anonymous No.8245168]

>>8245087
>everytime i eat something my tummy gets huge for a couple of hrs.

That's fat, not bloating. You're in denial.

>situps arent doing much to help

They aren't supposed to. Working your stomach doesn't remove stomach fat.

Start running five miles a day or more and stop eating so many microwave pan pizzas.

[Anonymous No.8245172]

>>8245161
made up for it with that 500 miles song

[leisuresuitlamy !!YwrAiR6xRxQ No.8245175]

>>8245153
>>8245161

disgusting

[HY DE No.8245178]

>>8245113
misquote, m'lady?

don't drink if you're too much of a lazy cunt to adjust your diet to accommodate. or vape your alcohol.

we're all gonna all make it, brah.

>>8245153
i don't like civic as is. moose has always repulsed me anyway. scummy place. cube and meche are better, but i'd rather pj's or o'malley's. civic pub is coo' too.

[Anonymous No.8245180]

>>8245175
PLAY FUCKING KHE SANH

[Anonymous No.8245184]

>>8245172
I don't even live in your city, kek
sounds dope though
>tfw no drunken proclaimers singalongs with da lads anymore

>>8245178
you are qt

[Anonymous No.8245188]

>>8245175
u love it

>>8245178
yeah meche was p. good actually, they converted their outdoor area into a second dancefloor and the music was great

[Anonymous No.8245197]

>>8245135
Holy shit you sound so fucking dumb right now. My mother who is 40 years old and has had 3 children has a less disgusting stomach than you.

[Anonymous No.8245205]

>>8245197
why dont you bang her then

[Anonymous No.8245209]

>>8245205
who says he hasn't?

[Anonymous No.8245212]

>>8245205
I already have

[Anonymous No.8245220]

ur a disgusting fat fuck OP. lose weight

[Anonymous No.8245221]

>>8245119
>runs in the family

Hahah.

[HY DE No.8245224]

>>8245184
y-you too, meight

>>8245188
didn't realise tbh. i've been there twice, both times just passably conscious.
>average_mooseheads_patron.jpg
had a lil kek ;)

anyway, where's the austhread? sickly isn't even strayan ;\

[Anonymous No.8245245]

>>8245224
dunno mayne, fucking mods smh

[Anonymous No.8245280]

>>8245041
try to take out a jeans without unzipping it

[Anonymous No.8245281]

>>8245071
women have body image issues because they have been seeing media and being taught everywhere they look that they have to be sexy for men since they were born because of the men's monopoly on media etc etc i. e. the patriarchy

grow up faggot and stop blaming how you get turned down and "friendzoned" on the girl instead of your ugly ass

[Anonymous No.8245298]

>>8245281
i actually agree with most of what you're saying but when you go on to ass.u.me that dude is probs an ugly loser that can't get pussy it just makes me laugh at the hypocrisy

[Anonymous No.8245320]

>>8244974
you do it by not being a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.8245345]

>>8244974
You don't.

[Anonymous No.8245384]

>>8245007

Not digging the dipdye/bleach on the first pair of jeans. Looks weird from the back. I'm not into cropped pants so I don't really like the middle pair either. That's a personal opinion though.

The cuffed pair looks best for what you're aiming for, I guess.

Now post a fit already.

[Anonymous No.8245409]

>>8245281
literal autism

[Anonymous No.8245413]

>>8245281
>grow up faggot and stop blaming how you get turned down and "friendzoned" on the girl instead of your ugly ass

[Anonymous No.8245416]

>>8245005
more like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiMdX7bCFxM

[Anonymous No.8245424]

>>8245096
I bet it tastes like edamami

[Anonymous No.8245434]

By not having a mom body.

[Anonymous No.8245438]

>>8244974
copy the american apparel lookbook

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245444]

>>8245384
yeah?? alright cool thanks!

>>8245416
lmfao touche

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8245452]

>>8245438
good idea thanks

[Anonymous No.8245456]

Woah op what's with the distended belly?
Look up treatment for parasites
You are nasty

[Anonymous No.8245480]

>>8244974
ayyy bb
your skin looks so nice and yummy
btw, jeans on the right are the best, wear them with something comfy, long and drapy as a top
shoes could be white sneakers such as stan smith (sockless ofc bb) or more colorful ones NBs for example

then i might allow u to b my gf
pls b in paris
good luck
try posting some fits with tops/shoes

[Anonymous No.8245489]

Jesus all this time you wanted a nose job but you should have been hitting the gym.

[Anonymous No.8245497]

Do some crunches

[Anonymous No.8245553]

>>8245489
Nose jobs are easier though.

[Anonymous No.8246369]

>>8245087
the damage control is unreal, face it youve got a little belly

[Anonymous No.8246376]

>>8244974
in all honesty none of those look good

[e17 No.8246406]

>>8244975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EQIiabJvk

take inspo from the sexy girl in dis vid

[Anonymous No.8246444]

>>8244974
your too fat to pull it off

[Anonymous No.8246876]

>>8244974
ur even fatter than me and im 73 kg and like 181cm

[Anonymous No.8247883]

> that face when time to fap

[Sieg No.8247893]

>>8244974
I thought you said you were thin

[Anonymous No.8247905]

>>8245281
> it's because of patriarchy, not because of the nature of female jouissance

i kek hard every time someone implies this

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.8247913]

>>8245281
>implying fat girls cant fuck almost any guy they want
>implying guys dont have higher standards to live up to
top kek

[Anonymous No.8247914]

>>8246406
I like the fat guy

[Anonymous No.8247919]

>>8245281
>patriarchy
o i am laffin

[Anonymous No.8247921]

>>8244974
Look faggot

You're a girl
Dress like one

Tights
Skirt
Some shirt
May be some outwear

Don't try to do this boy clothing cutesy shit. You'll look like a lesbian. Also no sandals.

[Anonymous No.8247931]

>>8245281

SJW pls go

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.8247932]

>>8244974
itll never look good because real life doesnt have a pale filter like all the cute tumblr pictures do

[Sieg No.8247934]

>>8247921
Lauren Conrad wears boyfriend shirts and looks good in the. Though

Some poor Canadian who sleeps with men for the cost of a dive restaurant brunch isn't going to look good in anything especially with sand nigger skin.

Also I think she is an oil tycoon, look at all the oil on her face, shit is a gold mine

[Anonymous No.8247949]

> wearing mom pants instead of a traditional loose headscarf that compliments your skin tone
> doesn't know what glute bridges are
> almost definitely does not squat deep enough to activate dat ass

step up, sickly

[Anonymous No.8247952]

>>8244974
OP, you don t have a good bodyshape. pls do squats for definition and eat less.

for you it is the same as for most of us male people on /fah/, 10/10 can probably pull of those mom jeans or that style in general, but for us normal people we need to actively make it work first. you don t look good in those.

[Anonymous No.8247961]

>>8244974
Holy what. All of those jeans look completely horrible. Just wear not-horrible jeans that actually fit you. It's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.8248000]

>>8247932
>implying
there are a number of companies working on getting that shit online

[Anonymous No.8248002]

Girls who wear mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, or anything else that's intentionally oversized look good ONLY when they're really thin. If you're even remotely fat, the look changes from "what a nice contrast between my body and these clothes" to "I may actually need clothes this big because I'm not thin."

That's why fat chicks in baggy jeans makes you throw up in your mouth when you realize that anything smaller wouldn't fit. Also why thin girls in boyfriend jeans can be so hot.

And OP, in case you didn't get it by now, you're not thin enough. Not even close.

[Anonymous No.8248008]

>>8246369
Seriously this bitch is in heavy denial.

[Anonymous No.8248032]

>>8245087
>>8245119
>>8245135
>bloated
>genetics
>I can't change my fatness
/fit/ would have a field day

[Anonymous No.8248063]

>>8245087
Typical women. They wonder why they're always so fat yet stuff their face with high GI carbs, desserts and alcohol.

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248382]

fuck all the haters

i asked a simple question and instead insecure losers try to focus on making a stranger on the internet feel bad

fyi- i was108 lbs this afternoon. im not about to go full-blown ana just so i can wear whatever the fuck i want. if you think i'm fat, you're an idiot. go back to fapping to CP

also im not dressing to look "hot" or "sexy"

manrepeller is better than this shit board

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248391]

>>8245480
thanks xox

>>8246369
i never said i didnt, jerk

>>8246444
suck a dick

>>8247893
hahahahahhahah
you're obese.

>>8247921
i;ll wear w/e the fuck i want
not dressing for u

>>8247952
my body shape is fine
but thnx

>>8248002
im not a fat chick. im on the thin end of normal

>>8248032
this isnt /fit

[Anonymous No.8248413]

>>8248391
>jouissance
>attention whoring this hard

Fuck off you fat bitch.

[Berry !ZZfkF9jeZQ No.8248423]

those don't look good at all

[Anonymous No.8248424]

>>8245037
>how many male anorexics do you know?
idk like everyone on this board

[Anonymous No.8248429]

>can't pull off jeans because of a belly that is easily rectified by a few cardio exercises and drinking less alcohol
>gets supremely assdestroyed when told about it and derails her own thread
christ op you're giving me many giggles

i'll try and help tho, i like something like the outfit on the left

[Anonymous No.8248436]

>>8248391
Post a time stamp or you're officially a sieg allias.

[Anonymous No.8248439]

op the 1st ones look the best from the back and the 2nd and 3rd one's look the best from the front. for the look you're going for anyway. i think you should just find the right jeans or have em tailored.

[Anonymous No.8248443]

>>8248391
>this isn't /fit/
No but your body is shit.

[Anonymous No.8248444]

>>8248382
AHAHAHA this dumb cunt

fuck off with your entitlement issues

[Anonymous No.8248447]

>>8248429
>drinking less alcohol
>tfw I drink a bottle of vodka a day and have chiseled abs and 16" biceps

[Anonymous No.8248456]

>>8248444
lel

[Anonymous No.8248459]

fat as fuck

[Anonymous No.8248461]

>>8248447

>alludes to be good looking on an anonymous message board
>doesn't post a fit

[sieg No.8248464]

>>8248423
hey berry.
whati's it like to be the hottest woman on /fa/ for once?

captcha is fitting: nhometh conition

>no meth

[Anonymous No.8248473]

>>8248447
>>8248447
epic post friend

thats probs because of
>the lack of carbohydrate content in vodka
>you lift
and also you're lying on a chinese cartoon imageboard

[Anonymous No.8248474]

>>8248464

>tfw no === comix

[bae radley !!nCMjUls6Iks No.8248508]

>>8245010
i'm a girl, 110 lbs, and i consider myself fat. how tall are you

[sieg No.8248509]

>>8248508
she claims 5'4" but she's closer to 5'2-5'3 judging from photos

[bae radley !!nCMjUls6Iks No.8248510]

>>8245080
i'm 5'5" and 110 lol and i have a flat stomach. granted i have a huge butt so probably all my fat goes there

whatever, you're confident enough to pull off a normcore fit, so go with it. don't listen to 99% of what /fa/ says. would look good with black tevas and white hanes socks

[Anonymous No.8248511]

>>8248461
>>8248473
I'm bulking and a bottle per day is only like 1700 calories.

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248519]

[Anonymous No.8248522]

>>8248511
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.8248524]

>>8245029
it's because all their self worth are based on their looks, no amount of money, success or charisma can boost a girls sexual market value the same way it can boost a male's smv

[Anonymous No.8248537]

>>8244975
Girl on effay, would bang.

[Anonymous No.8248543]

>>8248423
"goth ninja" or whatever you wear doesn't look good either

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248549]

>>8248524
george clooney's wife
joseph gordon levitt's gf
mark zuckerberg's wife
amanda and sergei brin

are you dumb

[Anonymous No.8248550]

>>8248543
put your trip back on, bitch

[Anonymous No.8248569]

>>8248549

what are you trying to imply here?

[trunks (certified male model) !!SE08Bv/gZZR No.8248571]

>>8244974
this is such a disgusting body

[sieg No.8248573]

>>8248549
your body shape isn't anything like those girls

they're fucking fit
and are 10/10 fucking gorgeous

I can't dress like a movie star
im ugly as shit
but at least I accept it

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248590]

>>8248571
uhhh you realize you look like an unemployed heroin junkie right?

>>8248573
did i say i looked like them? your reading comp is abysmal. those women aren't models (they're CEOs and lawyers)- and george clooney's wife isnt even the bish in the photo you posted. the insulin imbalance is fucking up your brain

[Anonymous No.8248597]

>>8248590
>implying you're not a jew
>implying you're not part of the JIDF sliding this board with /soc/ tier bullshit
Go back to /soc/ you fucking bitch.

[sieg No.8248600]

>>8248590
I findi t funny that I grew up 60 miles from where Clooney supposedly lives

and I could give a fuck less about Hollywood

and some Canadian living in the segregated Muslim projects on the outskirts of torronto knows more about the city drama than I do lol

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248608]

>>8248597
i wish i was jewish

>>8248600
pft that's nice. were you a housecleaner or something? did they feed you the leftover scraps from the dinner table? is that why you're obese?

and fyi it's in every headline cause she's a high profile human rights lawyer (defended assange among others). ignorant dumbass

and i live in mississauga. every other person drives a benz here so idk wtf you're smoking

[sieg No.8248609]

>>8248550
>>8248543

but berry never dressed well, she still doesn't dress well

she was always just really really good at applying makeup to make herself look cute.
and taking filtered/angled instagram shots

[Anonymous No.8248610]

>>8245037
you're a fucking fat cunt who probably cries when she looks in the mirror. i hope you cut off all your fat and bleed out.

[Anonymous No.8248613]

>>8245080
everybody's telling you you're fat, don't deny it, it's the universal agreement.

[sieg No.8248614]

>>8248608
I still live in California
what do you think are all the plastic lock looking things on my rifles were

it's a piece of dumbfuckery exclusive to California

[Anonymous No.8248615]

>>8248609

>harsh light from above to wash out face to hide skin imperfections and give the appearance of cheekbones
>awkward pose/black clothes to hide unshapely body

it's like she thinks we don't know what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.8248616]

>>8245085
you don't look like you do. you're an in-denial little bitch.

[Anonymous No.8248617]

>>8248429
Literally all of these fits would look a thousand times better with black skinnies.

>unless they're hiding fat legs

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248619]

>>8248613
>universal
>18y/o NEETs on 4chan

im thin. not fat or ana. just 2 days ago the doctor had to use a pediatric armband to measure my blood pressure
i'm size 2-4
perfectly fine w/ my weight. i can easily lose more but meh. my sanity is more important

[Anonymous No.8248624]

>>8248619
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT OUR FUCKING OPINION DON'T BOTHER US BITCH. DON'T YOU FUCKING BITCH ABOUT THIS SITE'S USERBASE WHEN YOU CHOSE TO USE IT. GTFO

[sieg No.8248625]

>>8248619
what is vanity sizing prevalent among lower end stores?

there is no way you're sample size

[Anonymous No.8248627]

>>8248619
you won't look good in those jeans unless your body looks good. you should just give up on fashion tbh, you're a total bitch and don't have the body to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.8248631]

>>8248619
i don't think you could lose more weight. it sounds like you don't know a thing about working out/health and your body tells the same story.

[trunks (certified male model) !!SE08Bv/gZZR No.8248635]

>>8248619
>chubby short girls thinking theyre skinny because they can squeeze their gunts into vanity sizing designed for someone 6" taller

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248636]

>>8248625
what size are you again? ..bueller?

[Anonymous No.8248638]

>>8248619
>a man wants to look good
>realize he looks like shit so he starts to work-out, dieting etc.

>girl wants to look good
>instead of putting in some effort she tries to change the universal laws of beauty "real women have curves, i am not fat etc,"

[Anonymous No.8248642]

>>8248619
you're fat
no exercise
look ugly in clothes
you are sitting right now most prolly
look at your belly
at those DISGUSTING folds
you could fit a sandwich, a book and a passport there!
and yea, typical WIMMIN. a fat guy comes to 4chan, asks for advice/approval, gets told he's fat, fucks off and goes to gym or doesnt, w/e
a fat GIRL comes to 4chan, gets told she's fat, PROCEEDS TO DEFEND HERSELF AND TELL HER SANITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING AESTHETICALLY PLEASANT TO SOMEONE EXCEPT THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WOULD FUCK ANYTHING RESEMBLING FEMALE

[sieg No.8248644]

>>8248636
apparently a size 2-4 on your scale

[Berry !ZZfkF9jeZQ No.8248645]

>>8248615
*strategically places large window in my room just for the purpose of one selfie*
>>8248543
dude I don't even dress gothninja anymore really

[Anonymous No.8248650]

>>8248636
post a pic of your face you ugly cunt

[sieg No.8248651]

>>8248645
you never did
it was a fad around 2009.

I think you had maybe 1 piece that might have been included in the fad a full 3 years after the trend was dead

and even then it was a RO lilies skirt or some shit that probably wouldn't have been classified in that trend anyways

[Anonymous No.8248657]

>>8248650
she just did :^)

[Anonymous No.8248659]

>>8248644
oholy fuck

just take the L sickly

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248661]

>>8248635
what's your point? that clothing is designed for the average woman's height (5'4")

my friends (girls) who are 5'10"+ rarely buy pants from regular stores cause they're too tall

also it's not like your body is the epitome of male beauty.
>no abs
>little to no upper body definition
>scrawny shoulders
>no pecs
you look like those skinnyfat guys who lift a dumbbell once every 3 weeks and call it a day

[Anonymous No.8248672]

>>8248661
male beauty is subjective, i think trunks has a lovely body.
your body makes me want to fill your ass with salmon nuggets

[sieg No.8248677]

>>8248672
trunks is quite a bit thinner than you
not that it matters (you're the one making a big deal out of it)

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8248678]

>>8248672
well if male beauty is subjective so is female beauty

fuck this im going to sleep. waste of time

[Anonymous No.8248681]

>>8248678
i hope you cry yourself to sleep

[Anonymous No.8248684]

>>8245281
>women have to live up to being sexy
>you probably ugly
Do you not see the irony here?

[NAT !SLUTnhtDFg No.8248685]

>>8248678
good job on this thread
i approve

[Anonymous No.8248691]

>>8248678
all women of all sizes and shapes are beautiful,

men however need to have 8-packs, full hair, and a strong jaw

hit the gym boys ;)

[Anonymous No.8248696]

>>8248691
well this is just too obvious

[Anonymous No.8248711]

>>8248644
Dodging intensifies

[sieg No.8248717]

>>8248711
you want to know my size? srsly?

48-50 depending on brand
mmm 50

or a yyph 3

[Anonymous No.8248721]

your stomach looks like you've had 2-3 kids

[Anonymous No.8248723]

>>8248717
I already knew you were a little chunky. But you're living in NY right? Or at least I feel like you were last time we spoke on ILM

[Anonymous No.8248726]

>>8248717
Lose weight nigga.

[sieg No.8248750]

>>8248723
wat
nigga thinks im colton

[Anonymous No.8248755]

>tfw when i gave her advice and she flat out ignores me

wow what a bitch.

[Anonymous No.8248807]

>>8248681
lmao sicklysweet getting blown the FUCK OUT

#takingtheL

[Samson No.8248819]

>>8244974
Miss you kiss you

Xo

[Anonymous No.8248828]

>>8248807
ayyyyyy shitskin lmaooooooo
how's it goin

[Anonymous No.8248838]

>>8248828
who do you think you're talking to and why

[Anonymous No.8248849]

>>8245080
which one is sicklysweet?

[Anonymous No.8248851]

>>8248849
far left

[Anonymous No.8248853]

>>8245029
trunks did on yesterdays waywt

[Anonymous No.8248856]

>>8248851
she could be qt without her attitude and without some fat

[Anonymous No.8248882]

>>8248856
she's too autistic to ever be cute

[Anonymous No.8248891]

>>8247934
seig #1 goat trip /fa ever

[Anonymous No.8248918]

>>8245119

>runs in the family

from the looks of it no one runs in ur family

[Anonymous No.8248932]

>>8245119
if anything IBS/Crohns would make it impossible for you to gain weight

[Anonymous No.8248956]

>>8248382
>baww why are people making fun of me when I said I'm a grill on 4chan

real talk, how new are you? for real
even if this is a bait, it's pathetic

[Samson No.8248978]

>>8245080
“Fuck that nigga that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we had”
I say, “fuck that nigga that you think you found
And since you picked up I know he’s not around”

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8249024]

>>8248510
Thanks!!

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8249027]

>>8248685
You're sweet <3

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8249028]

>>8248685
Aww <3

[Anonymous No.8249029]

Can we skype pls

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8249030]

>>8248755

Where? Oh sorry my bad- thanks!! I kinda just assumed everyone was calling me fat so I skimmed thru

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8249037]

>>8248439
Thanks!!

[Anonymous No.8249048]

>>8244974
This thread was bait and everyone in this thread fell for it. There is no reason why she couldn't have cropped out her stomach from all of these photos.

The only really bad pair of jeans is the white topped ones. That being said "mom" jeans are really tryhard.

[leisuresuitlamy !!YwrAiR6xRxQ No.8249069]

http://www.reddit.com/r/Rateme/comments/1qtwu4/21fplease_be_super_honest_give_constructive/

remember this

sickly stop making garbage threads and get some irl dick

[Anonymous No.8249121]

oh god i just read through this thread again

tip of the keks to you OP

[Anonymous No.8249127]

>>8249069
Reddit's so fucking gross
just like Sickly
pls go back there OP
you've always been trash in every aspect of being

[Anonymous No.8249131]

>>8248444

[Anonymous No.8249133]

[lelders No.8249143]

>>8245281

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8249161]

>>8249133
😂😂😂 oh man too funny
That was my new pre op tho

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8249172]

>>8249048
The white ones are my fave tho
Ones in the middle are size 12 boys (thrifted) which are ok...and right ones are huge- keep falling off when I walk in them (belts are lame)
Whatevr can't wear em 5/7 days of the week anyway #officeprobs

>Tryhard
Meh who cares. I like the 90s tb. Leandra medine is prob my fashion idol

[Anonymous No.8249188]

honest question what is your ethnicity?
just geniunely curious.

[Anonymous No.8249206]

lol, so much denial from op about her stomach itt...

[Sieg No.8249216]

>>8249172
Ew you wear dirty ass used clothes on top of being greased with nappy ass hair, fat stomach, and pigshit skin tone

Humaglaljaba

Even Tripsknk looks sexier than you

[lelders No.8249234]

i dont think you should wear 'mom jeans' sickly :/

[Anonymous No.8249244]

why are you even here?

you dress like shit, go to an urbanoutfitters forum or something

[Anonymous No.8249266]

it's easy enough to pair mom jeans with anything, you don't really need advice on this. it's just like wearing normal jeans, no one needs styling advice with jeans unless they're extremely illiterate on how to wear them.

[Anonymous No.8249286]

>>8249172
The middle pair look good, stick to them

[Anonymous No.8249292]

>>8248032
/fit/ is having a field day. They're just not saying anything to you.

[Anonymous No.8249318]

this can't be real

must be a joe

who would post those ugly jeans cutting into that flabby gut lol

do some fking crunches whatever you're (not) doing now isn't working

[Anonymous No.8249331]

>>8249069
How does she have such a nice thin face, neck, arms etc but a flabby belly?

Did she used to be fat or something and lost weight? Had a kid? All I can think of for all that belly skin.

OP run intervals four times a week and you will be bangin.

[Anonymous No.8249359]

Fuck, I was eating!
It is a SWF board!

[Anonymous No.8249373]

Reply to this post if you wouldn't even force yourself on OP in a drunken rage.

[Anonymous No.8249524]

mfw OP is better looking than what 95% of this board can ever hope to speak to

[Anonymous No.8249537]

>>8244975
>>8244974
EWww. you are not human more like nasty pig/cow thing xD

[Anonymous No.8249614]

>>8249524
>mlady

[Anonymous No.8250289]

>>8244974
>>8244975

plz do not be in london.

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.8250319]

There doesn't seem to be much actual posting of actual jeans and styling ideas.

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.8250322]

>>8250319

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.8250329]

>>8250322

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.8250339]

>>8250329

[Anonymous No.8250494]

>>8248645
i still think ur qt bb

[Anonymous No.8250680]

>>8248519
why did u post this img?
what is the point?

[Anonymous No.8250707]

oh man sickly, if you want to not look indian you should do whatever the hell pia mia did.
Pic related - Before

[Anonymous No.8250710]

>>8250707
Pic Related - After

[Anonymous No.8250738]

>>8250710
Looks like bleaching and hair dye.

[Anonymous No.8250757]

>>8250738
And blue contacts. Damn, this bitch hated being indian.

[Anonymous No.8250767]

>>8250707
>pia mia
>Indian

[Anonymous No.8250779]

>>8250710
too bad shes stuck with that square mestizo face

[Anonymous No.8250795]

>>8250757
She seriously doesn't look Indian at all, my mind can't wrap around that.

Pic related- still her

[Anonymous No.8250816]

>>8250767
>>8250795

Guam, my bad. Doesn't matter, if Sickly wants completely change then she should probably do what Pia's doing.

[noko No.8250857]

Jeez, male shitskin reporting in, I'm going to get a rhinoplasty just so I don't look so ethnic. On sickly's question, I think mom jeans only look good if someone is already attractive to begin with and if your not happy with your appearance already, I don't think they would make you feel better. I'm also pretty sure your not fat ( not sure on what the #s should be, but ~110 at ~5'4 sounds about right), but as said earlier, you need to be bone thin ( bordering on ana) for something like mom jeans to look nice. If you want to be a bad bitch, just wear AF1s ( and not trolling)
>tfw ethnic and live in a racist area
>people surprised when I speak english and french

[Anonymous No.8250861]

>>8245113
lel, 4th percentile

[Anonymous No.8250913]

1. You're pretty, Sickly, (yes even before the operation)
2. I'm not an ugly beta
3. You're not fat either, but the jeans do suck, i dunno
4. You spend too much time and energy on this dumb website for losers

brb applying gram flour to lighten my skin

[Anonymous No.8251228]

>>8250795
Nose job?

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8251377]

>>8250913
Haha thanks

>>8250329
>>8250322
Thanks so much

>>8250710
She didn't look indian to begin with..South American. Still does

>>8250857
Hmm maybe
I wear them so infrequently anyway
Although clothes look nice when you're bone thin i get so cranky when I don't eat enough. My skin also turn to crap. And I feel like smoking all the time if I don't eat properly

[Anonymous No.8251458]

>>8245080
>>8245080
>>8245080

Which one of these grills is the OP?

[Anonymous No.8251576]

i thik you are pretty op :)

anyways ive always liked this look...but idk i would maybe go for like a white top...maybe pull a little crop-a-roonie if you know what i mean? give em a little bit of the wow! factor ig you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.8251605]

>>8251576
Dam nigga, u n a dessert or sumfin?

[Anonymous No.8251620]

>>8251605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebh6x6Bze_0

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8252726]

>>8251458
~* to the left, to the left~*

>>8251576
thanks- appreciate it!

[Anonymous No.8252804]

>>8252726
You live in Toronto right? Do you want to hang out sometime?

[Anonymous No.8252805]

>>8245071
>this is why men and women will never be equal
ftfy

[sicklysweet !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8252811]

>>8252804
.......um depends haha? idk add me on last.fm

last.fm/user/sabaa-

[Anonymous No.8252845]

>>8252811
>last.fm
What century is this.

[sieg No.8252886]

>>8252811
you would date anyone huh?

[Pyrénées No.8252903]

>>8244974
the only way you can pull these off is if you are super thin and/or tall

[Anonymous No.8252922]

>>8252886
except you I think lel

[sieg No.8252928]

>>8252922
bet if I bought her brunch she'd "half ass suck [my] dick and let [me] cum on her chest, gross I know"

like that random dude from tinder

[Anonymous No.8252932]

>>8252928
more info on that tinder guy?

[sieg No.8252937]

>>8252932
took her virginity because she was tired of being a virgin and never finding the "right guy"

fucked him because he had a car, bought her brunch and drove her around he was like 35

[lelders No.8252941]

>>8252937
lol

[Anonymous No.8252948]

>>8252937
how do you know all of this?

[Anonymous No.8253052]

>>8252937
fuck that's depressing

being a virgin and having some kind of dignity was her only redeeming feature

[Anonymous No.8253066]

>>8253052
>MMXIV
>being this uptight

[Anonymous No.8253079]

>>8253066
idc if a girl had sex before but come on and look at that story, if a girl doesn't respect herself, why should i

[Anonymous No.8253105]

>>8253079
for real tho. she was always so high and mighty about being a virgin and waiting to get married and she just goes and fucks some loser she met on an app? lol

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8253365]

>>8253052
I'm still a virgin... I never slept with that guy. And I obv didn't date him cause he had a car and bought me food wtf lol
Sieg you're such a loser it's hilarious- gossiping like a 16y/o girl. Get a life

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8253368]

>>8253079
>believing a "story" written by a deranged fatso with no friends

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8253369]

>>8253105
Uhhh cause I didn't?
Geez

[-дппд- !!B83/+ThH7NO No.8253371]

How the fuck is this thread still up?

[-дппд- !!B83/+ThH7NO No.8253375]

>>8253365
So you basically used him for a ride and free food?

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8253377]

>>8252928
Lol you hating on me is half annoying and half pathetic. Take your repressed anger and sexual frustration out someone else. Better yet go to the gym you fat lazy fuck. Bitter and jealous of a college chick- how much lower can you go

[Sickly !!I2tS+xQklEb No.8253379]

>>8253375
No. We had a lot in common. Why do you care anyway? I'm not someone you know or a celebrity or something. Mind your own business

[Anonymous No.8253380]

>>8245120
tfw slowdive will never come to australia

[Anonymous No.8253393]

>>8245281
every time I see 200lb of muscle and 7" cock parading around in american apparel underwear and I feel ashamed of my weak skinny body I just call up the patriarchy and they tell me that everything will be okay and someone will love me one day

[Anonymous No.8253433]

>>8244974
YOUE A DISGUISTING, DENSE, AROGANT, DUMB, FAT, LAZY, HOPELESS PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE THAT DRESS LIKE A PLEBEIAN MUM FROM SOME SPANISH VILLAGE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE GLOBE COULD YOU PPLEASE FINALLE SHUT UP AND LEAVE MY DEAR /FA NOW AND FOREVER? THANKS

[Anonymous No.8253473]

>>8253052
>She's not a virgin, ew disgusting whore

>>8253365
>I didn't have sex with him tho

>>8253375
>You didn't fuck the guy, wow you're kind of a bitch huh

This is funny

[Anonymous No.8253483]

>>8253365
>I only sucked his dick, I'm still pure and innocent!

womyn these days

[Anonymous No.8253535]

>>8244988
bby I'll give u the initial d

[Anonymous No.8253552]

>>8253380
:(

[Anonymous No.8253614]

This is my first time on /fa/ - I came here hoping to get some advice on where to find some affordable and stylish sunglasses.

However, after viewing this thread I can safely say this board is a waste, far worse than any of the bullshit I've seen on /soc/ or /v/. Depressing and pathetic to be honest.

[Anonymous No.8253653]

>>8253614
>worse than /soc/

don't look back on your way out you fucking pleb

[Anonymous No.8253656]

>>8248511
You're a retard. Your body literally cannot absorb the calories from alcohol. It can absorb those from the other ingredients, but not the alcohol itself.

[Anonymous No.8253671]

>>8253614
>average/v/browser.png

[Anonymous No.8254229]

>>8248549
I like how you say the important person first, like clooney, levitt, zuckerbugrer, etc, bnut don't name the grill. really works well for your feminism

[Anonymous No.8254235]

>>8248619
why did you ask 18y/o neets on 4chin for advice bb?

[Anonymous No.8254256]

>>8252811
>that music taste
ouch