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fa feels general Anonymous Wed May 14 20:34:27 2014 No.8231986 [DELETED]

post your feels fa

>tfw more effay than everyone on this board yet still not enough

Anonymous Wed May 14 20:39:07 2014 No.8232000
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>do no poo, only wash hair using cold water
>qt says "Anon, did you do something different with your hair? Or a new conditioner? It looks really soft.."
>hair is too greasy to let her touch it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 20:40:56 2014 No.8232009 >>8232000 >"It looks really soft..." That's her nice way of saying it looks filled with grease.

>>	lemons !QmUNigOZGc Wed May 14 20:41:58 2014 No.8232012 >tfw making 25 a hour this summer not even 21 yet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 20:45:02 2014 No.8232023 >>8232009 No, it didn't look greasy at all. It looked soft. What a letdown.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 20:45:36 2014 No.8232027 >>8232023 it looks like shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 20:47:11 2014 No.8232031 >>8232012 what do you do?

>>	lemons !QmUNigOZGc Wed May 14 20:54:50 2014 No.8232041 >>8232031 marketing department for verizon

Anonymous Thu May 15 00:27:32 2014 No.8232660
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>>8231986
>currently too fat to be /fa/, I'm working on it
>I doubt I'll be able to afford nice clothes before it's too late
>No matter how nicely I dress I can't stop being boring

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 00:33:09 2014 No.8232678 >>8231986 >tfw moving out and will have no money for cops >tfw asked my mom how to sew and knit >tfw I want to move to portland or seattle because phoenix is culturally stagnant

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 00:34:16 2014 No.8232681 >>8232678 Also >tfw 44 chest and 33 waist and nothing fits well off the rack

Anonymous Thu May 15 00:48:24 2014 No.8232707
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>22
>first year at uni
>lots of qts in math class
>eventually make friends with some people and qts through studying after school
>one in particular is v cute
>she has a boyfriend
>still end up studying, sometimes just the two of us
>talk quite a bit after class one day with her and a friend
>walk away with just my friend she heads the other way
>"Anon, I think she likes you, she's pretty cute."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 00:49:42 2014 No.8232711 >>8232678 Lel enjoy Portland you pretentious faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 00:59:49 2014 No.8232735 >>8232711 Nigga you tell me where to meet girls into music and I'll stay. I dated one. And she wants to move north too.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:00:18 2014 No.8232737 >>8232678 whoa, i've never met anyone else from phoenix on 4chan. hi i'm a girl and i live in phoenix and i post on fa who r u

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:06:46 2014 No.8232750 >>8232711 Portland seems so cool and laid back though. Maybe I watch to much portlandia

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:07:06 2014 No.8232752 >>8232737 I've seen lots of people post on /fa/ who live here. I personally know a guy at asu who wears 24oz denim and boots who posts here. I'm just a basicbitch poorfag in gilbert who lives on gap and buffalo exchange.

>>	Keira Thu May 15 01:07:34 2014 No.8232754 >>8232707 >22 >first year at uni What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:11:17 2014 No.8232771 >>8232754 transferred from community college.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:20:14 2014 No.8232790 >tfw you'll never be so rich, the fucking Rothschild family would ask you for a loan

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:20:14 2014 No.8232791 >>8232752 i haven't been so lucky. it's tough out here. your name wouldn't happen to start with a c would it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:26:44 2014 No.8232801 >>8232791 No and neither does his. I go to some TUFF events at asu if you do that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:33:44 2014 No.8232812 >>8232041 Aka call center bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:35:39 2014 No.8232815 >hate living in Southern California so much >want to drop out of college and move to NYC >afraid of ending up homeless and >tfw no friends >tfw no qt gf >tfw absolutely nothing would change if you died right now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:37:30 2014 No.8232817 >>8232815 W-where abouts are you..?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:37:56 2014 No.8232818 >>8232815 Dude, the east coast sucks a chode

Anonymous Thu May 15 01:44:34 2014 No.8232829

>19
>gf is 17
>she is one of those goodie-goodie types
>has never done anything sexual
>she is extreme qt, cutest girl i've ever been with
>we start dating
>3 months go by
>haven't done anything other than make out
>finally lets me see/feel boobs
>another 2 months of just topless making out
>5 months
>convince her to give me head
>first time ever doing it so it was bad
>sometime later
>ask if we're ever going to have sex
>she says she doesn't see it happening anytime soon
>broke up with her soon after cause I wasn't going to wait 14 months for awful boring sex
>~3 months since
>haven't even touched another girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:46:59 2014 No.8232834 >>8232829 >be me >be 6'2" >weigh 150 lbs >have chiseled jaw >have natty thick hair >have deep blue eyes >be so good looking you can't find anyone on your level to sleep with Such is life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:47:52 2014 No.8232835 what's it like to hold a girl's hand, /fa/?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:53:24 2014 No.8232842 > be 18 > have a qt model gf > she's horny as fuck > receive blowjobs all the time > break up > haven't had another girl for months > not wanting to lower my standards

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:56:06 2014 No.8232850 File: 21 KB, 542x602, 1397638036607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i hate myself and i wanna die >but hey >just copped this sick rick tee

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:56:58 2014 No.8232851 >>8232801 HAHAHA NO WAY what does your name start with?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 01:59:55 2014 No.8232861 >>8232842 >start talking to super cute girl >see her a lot >things starting to get a little more serious >second guess and start thinking shes not that cute >back off >repeat xN

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:01:12 2014 No.8232864
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>lose weight
>find good facial aesthetics underneath
>get a gf
>lose virginity
>get into college
>learn how to drive
>get a car
>dress well
>life is on track
>still hate myself
>still depressed

When does it end?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:01:22 2014 No.8232865 File: 272 KB, 512x384, 1398217097297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8232861 are you me

Zhoom Thu May 15 02:01:41 2014 No.8232866

>>8232815
>>8232818
You're not missing much Anon, the only people who have "fun" are snotty/boring upper middle class people and tourists.

Best to finish college (if it's a decent or above decent) get your degree, then move here.
There's also a lot of colleges in NY in case you decide to drop out, move, and change your mind.
A fair amount of easy jobs as well, just look for one and live off that until you find a job that you're content with.

Ham handed reply but hopefully it was of some help to you. I might be able to go into more detail if you need

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:04:27 2014 No.8232877 >>8232861 >start talking to super cute girl >see her a lot >things starting to get a little more serious >start freaking out because i'm terrified of trusting someone >back off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:04:43 2014 No.8232879 >>8232834 hahaha, keep telling that to yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:04:48 2014 No.8232880 >>8232851 M

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:05:15 2014 No.8232883
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>end of senior year in high school
>just now realizing i've been approaching my social life completely wrong
>not even ugly
>could've probably had some qt gfs but i didn't try to approach girls or meet new people at school

>tfw it's all my fault

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:06:10 2014 No.8232885 >>8232883 dude, you haven't even finished high school. Your life hasn't started yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:10:15 2014 No.8232896 >>8232885 i understand that but i can't help but feel i wasted precious years of my life when i could've been having fun banging qts and hanging out

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:10:38 2014 No.8232899 >>8232883 same here but i've had a confidence boost since started lifting and got into /fa/, so high hopes for college

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:11:55 2014 No.8232902 >>8232842 >>8232877 Know these

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:12:29 2014 No.8232903 >>8232896 Stop being a faggot

>>	Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 02:12:32 2014 No.8232904 >tfw men are the “romantics pretending to be realists” and women; vice versa.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:14:21 2014 No.8232908 >>8232899 if it worked for you, it should work for me. i'll start working out soon >>8232903 how

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 02:14:27 2014 No.8232909
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>>8232883
>tfw the traits that make a man attractive to women are learnable skills, that improve with practice.
>tfw once a man learns these skills, he is indistinguishable from a man who had natural talents in this area.
>tfw whether a man then chooses to use these skills to secure one solid relationship or multiple brief ones, is entirely up to him.
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:14:40 2014 No.8232910 >>8232896 at least you realized that now, and not in a couple of years.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:16:40 2014 No.8232913 >>8232909 that's actually helpful. thanks

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 02:17:07 2014 No.8232916

>>8232910
People who keep thinking they'll regret the past, will end up regretting their past regardless. Yes, you can become aware of certain problems and fix them, but you'll still think "what if I did this instead of that, etc"
I don't think it's something that can be fixed, only something you can be aware of.

I'm not being negative, just realistic and speaking from experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:20:42 2014 No.8232923 >>8232880 yeah i'm never gonna guess it'll remain a mystery

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:21:20 2014 No.8232925 File: 30 KB, 320x321, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8232864 when you fill the hole that's apparently still there, friend

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:24:05 2014 No.8232931 >>8232923 I was Lt. Dangle at the Halloween party and show. You don't know me. Only the guy with the dark hair and the strongest jawline there knows me.

>>	q_ko !2ROBOToqIE Thu May 15 02:24:38 2014 No.8232933 >>8232883 high school isnt the place for that dum dum i'm in a similar boat as you but i don't really give a shit

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 02:25:29 2014 No.8232935

>>8232913
It's true too.
Something I've realized recently is that a lot of guys who are "naturals" with girls have no idea WHY. They can't relate to guys who have girl problems, and they can't understand why they don't.

I don't promote PUA, but it's a good example of that idea, because PUA reverse engineered what "naturals" do naturally. When you understand WHY guys are good with girls, you can become ever better than them, because you have that awareness they lack. They'll be confused and pissed off about it, especially because you look like a faggot, but it won't matter when you get the hot girl and they don't.

I can tell you a story from the past few days if you're curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:30:34 2014 No.8232945 >>8232935 i'm listening

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:33:31 2014 No.8232949
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>tfw hispanic
>tfw 5'4
>tfw when used to be fat as fuck
>tfw getting fit and muscular
i know muscular isn't /fa/

I'm afraid of trying to go /fa/, what if i look retarded? go ahead mock me, mock my feels.

IS THERE HOPE FOR ME?

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:35:14 2014 No.8232950

>>8232935
>introverted
>don't really like talking to people i don't know
>but once i warm up to girls i have them hanging off me

It just takes me a week or so to get to where I'm comfortable talking to them, and then they're all over me. Maybe my social anxiety gives me an air of mystery or something.

I don't even know what I say that gets them so wet, but apparently something is working.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:36:06 2014 No.8232952 >>8232750 Portland sucks. It's full of pretentious rich kids who use all their money to look as poor as possible. Everyone is an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:37:51 2014 No.8232955 >>8232949 come on chaparro, it's not like the latinas are much taller

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:38:29 2014 No.8232957

>browse /fa/ for a few months
>start to get some idea of fashion but also how much i don't know
>redo entire wardrobe
>get mad compliments from plebs
>stop browsing /fa/ for a few months
>continue getting compliments from plebs
>think i dress well
>come back to /fa/
>realize i dress like shit

i'll never leave you guys again
gotta keep working on my shit

>>8232883
Dude you caught on early, you still got college ahead of you
i was out of college before i really realized how bad i'd fucked up, and now i'm p sure there's no recovering

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:40:32 2014 No.8232961 >>8232957 If you're that old you should just get a gq subscription and #menswear it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:40:58 2014 No.8232962 >>8232925 I don't know how.

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:41:18 2014 No.8232963
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>>8232955
thank you, i'm the shortest piece of awkward shit here in america, but when move back to where i came from i'll fit right in. plus i already have a reputation there since its a small town

still, it hurts to think i can't be /fa/
could i be /fa/? I have a pretty white personality, I feel like a white man trapped in a hispanic mans body.

I'm saying this because I've never seen hispanic people or even short people on /fa/

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 02:43:46 2014 No.8232967

>>8232935
>I can tell you a story from the past few days if you're curious.
Fuck it, i'm just gonna do it anyway, and I know everyone wants to misconstrue my message, but i just want to inspire guys to come out of their shell like I did. the world will be a better place.

>a story from the past few days
>written by Calvin "Cool Man" COOLidge
>based on a true story

>be me 10/10 cool young thug
>be in day one of three day business conference
>tfw don't know anybody due to computer screen career
>looking for cool cats or dogs to meet
>tfw fat girls and guys who like sports
>whatever, free coffee and red bull
>tfw bored out of mind when really fucking hot legit 10/10 actually good body and face grill walks in
>aww damn it's on

You have to imagine if this scenario played out when you were younger, like in high school, for example. You would try to befriend the girl, and welcome her into the group, and you think she's into you until one of the jock guys swoops in out of nowhere on the last day, tells her she's fat and ends up impregnating her over the weekend. Now you are older, and aware of what is going on around you, and why that scenario makes sense Instead of focusing on her, you focus on everyone else focusing on her and you snap into certified cool mode as follows:

>you know these guys have the advantage of lots of friends (social proof) who will be sufficient wing men
>you know these guys are the stereotypical "alpha males" who will love to talk about "Go Raiders lol Niners are gay LOL Packers. lebron james nba lol cant beleive dude failed test for weed TWICE rofl"
>you know why girls are attracted to these guys but you also know these guys are a dime a dozen
>tfw you think of all the girls you've gotten in the past and why they were attracted to you
>tfw you realize you can take that, AND the traits the other guys are exhibiting and form the best version of you possible for awakening bitches out of a lifelong slumber

>cont

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:47:44 2014 No.8232976

>twf 1st year uni comp sci and business double major student at a UC
>have full ride, in the top 0.5 percent of the university, just won a big hackathon and have multiple big job offers. I've even been offered to co-found a company with a senior Nasa engineer.
>go to the gym everyday and after I finish cutting will have huge definition while maintaining strength
>told I should be a model and girls just refer to me as the guy with beautiful eyes. My literally eyes get complimented daily.
>I'm pretty /fa/ and have been told that people think I'm one of the best dressed people on campus
>live in the nerd section of my college and none of my friends are /fa/
>all my engineering classes are filled with fedora neckbeards. I literally counted 6 people wearing trench-coats in my lab once. Have no access to the qt's
> my freshman year is almost over and I've hardly talked to any girls
>tfw my summer will probably be me back home alone in my dark room watching anime again T_T

How do I get a qt /fa/ azn gf? I'm not socially awkward by any measure, I just have zero experience with grills.

Should I go to more parties?

I'm kinda lonely /fa/....

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:52:10 2014 No.8232988 >>8232962 find yourself anon srs find what really makes you happy, not what other people say should make you happy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:52:11 2014 No.8232989 >>8232976 UCI, Davis, or SD? >tfw I know you're not a Bruin

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:52:25 2014 No.8232990

>exist in a state of apathy
>try not to care about anything
>don't let anyone get close
>pretty cold, some might say dead inside
>all a lie, just a defense mechanism
>find a gf
>sweet
>caring
>start opening up
>start feeling happy
>it feels weird it's been so long since i felt happy
>two years of it
>girlfriend goes to a party
>don't think anything of it, go to a friends house for the night
>come home late
>door unlocked
>clothes on the floor
>go into our bedroom
>she's getting fucked on our bed by some guy

You guys ever heard Keisha's song? It has a really abrupt and brutal end, that's kinda like how that time period ended. Never gonna do that again. Fuck relationships. Fuck trusting people. People are pieces of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:53:23 2014 No.8232994 >>8232990 did you beat them both bloody on the spot?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 02:55:10 2014 No.8232999 >>8232990 You're a faggot hahahaha >actually wanting a relationship >actually feeling emotions for anything other than yourself and your decadance You deserve to get #rekt

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:56:41 2014 No.8233002

>>8232963
if where you're from is a goddamn shithole like most of latinoamerica, /fa/ness will actually work against you (oye, viste a esa marica vestido de todo negro con esos zapatos de payaso, or whatever your local dialect equivalent of "look at that faggot" is). /fa/ is for first world white eyes only

Anonymous Thu May 15 02:58:18 2014 No.8233006
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>>8232990
Killing yourself could be one of the most poetic things you could do in your entire life right now at this point, it's possible it couldn't be topped, either end it at an extremely low point or an extremely high, and if you're on the low, it's time to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:00:36 2014 No.8233013 >>8233006 no they'll just laugh at him when he's in the ground never kill yourself unless you're like in a concentration camp or something

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:00:49 2014 No.8233015 >>8232967 please continue

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:01:18 2014 No.8233017 >>8233013 >never kill yourself unless you're like in a concentration camp or something even then, it's way more impressive to make it out alive and write a book about it and get filthy rich

Anonymous Thu May 15 03:01:52 2014 No.8233020

>>8232994
I just walked away, she chased after me, I pushed her off. I don't know why she thought I'd want to touch her, or see her for that matter. I was completely disgusted by her then.

I kicked her out, the next day, it was my place. I haven't spoken to her since that night.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:02:08 2014 No.8233021 >>8233017 of course. sometimes that's not possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:02:30 2014 No.8233023 >>8233006 Only an emo kid would suggest this. >>8232990 It would be way more interesting if you transformed and showed her what a mistake she made.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:03:01 2014 No.8233024 File: 231 KB, 1554x675, why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233006 He should kill that disgusting whore first, cheating womans should be kill to teach them a lesson

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 03:03:24 2014 No.8233025

>>8232967
Being a corporate event, we are all forced to do "team building exercises" AKA annoying social awkward shit. I know all I have to do is use my BEST characteristics to get the girl, but I also know that since it's a three day event and I'm the only person with any sense of "game" it would be in my best interest to get a feel for my competition while playing the "slow game" AKA gradually, because these guys will get their sensitive egos hurt and bring out the big guns on the last day if they see a "gay" looking cool thug like me making that hot ass grill all wet.

>find another girl not as hot, but still reasonably attractive
>start talking and conversing with her
>she's not so attractive and i'm 10/10 cool man and talking to her and not that really hot grill so her jaw is on the floor and she wants to go to the bonze zone ASAP
>just keep making her laugh
>tfw she laughs at literally anything, because girls do that to overcompensate when they are interested in a guy

Hot grill is appreciative, but unfazed by all the attention from the sports fans, because she's so used to being hit on, so she's scanning the room for her own competition - the other girls. She is thinking:

>hmm fat grill 0/10 would not be jealous
>hmm hispanic no hablas inglés 1/10 would not be jealous
>WTF THAT GIRL DOESN"T LOOK THAT BAD AND THAT GUY IS 10/10
>10/10 WOULD BE JEALOUS AND AM RIGHT NOW WHY ISN'T HE HITTING ON ME TOO

All the guys joke about "lol his hair isn't a buzz cut lol he can't be an army man what a queer" but the grills are very receptive to a mans insecurity and can sense it in their voices, especially the hot girll who is so used to dealign with guys.

>cont

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:04:09 2014 No.8233028 >>8233006 Killing myself to get back at her would probably be the stupidest thing I could have done. I just dealt with it and moved on.

Anonymous Thu May 15 03:08:05 2014 No.8233036

>had a long dry spell
>suddenly girl messages me on tumblr
>"Hey! :) I see you around at school often and I've always wanted to say but never got the chance. Nice to meet you :)"
>she's really hot and /fa/ as fuck
>meet her
>holy dicks am I dreaming
>hang out at her house and we make out
>few weeks pass, just getting better and better
>making out again, I kiss down her neck and chest then kiss/lick her boobs. She's moaning a lot. I thought she was faking it, but she wasn't.
>after I finish she's like "Can you do that again?"
>do it blah blah blah
>she tells me she's a virgin. She only had one boyfriend before (LTR) but they never even saw each other naked
>I'm a virgin too. She's surprised.
>take each other's virginity and the sex is great
>she scratches my up with her fingernails and makes me roar like a fucking lion

We're all gonna make it, /fa/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:09:48 2014 No.8233040 >>8232990 What you should do is figure out how to feel happy all on your own and create your own contentedness, but fuck me if any one of us knew how to do that we wouldn't be here.

HY DE Thu May 15 03:10:13 2014 No.8233041
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>tfw girl at work likes me
>v. cute but almost the opposite of my type
>i'm one of 3 males at work, and closest in age
>not big deal, it's happened before
>decide i want to move on
>actively try to like her
>success
>she doesn't seem to like me anymore
>tfw no rich, tall, blue-eyed qt gf

good cops purge the feelings of a wasted opportunity.

Anonymous Thu May 15 03:11:16 2014 No.8233045

>>8232012
>tfw made € 23 an hour when I was 19, worked 16h/w
>tfw spent all money on atrocious cops
>tfw 21 now, intern 32h/w, only make € 3,20 an hour now
>tfw w2c sikk fitz

Feels so fucking bad man. Time to start applying for a summer job.

Also

>tfw almoest always 2tired4gym
>tfw I should eat more but it's so hard to change my diet

and

>tfw no connection with girl I thought I really liked a lot
>tfw we match on paper
>tfw mixed feels

wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:12:36 2014 No.8233051 >>8233036 >roar like a lion Is this a meme now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:14:15 2014 No.8233056 >>8233051 No If you've heard it on /fa/ before it was probably my story you read. I just want to scream from the rooftops about how great my life is. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:14:33 2014 No.8233058 File: 30 KB, 500x500, 1397767230215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233002 i thought so... and you're right, people would probably mock me for showing off money

Anonymous Thu May 15 03:15:24 2014 No.8233060
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>start trying to enjoy things
>work really fucking hard
>start going to parties
>start hanging out with people
>start dating girls
>start fucking girls
>get home every night
>still feel like shit

I wish i could just play vidya and browse the internet all day. Nothing makes me happy. I would even rather fap than fuck a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:19:05 2014 No.8233068 >>8233060 >I would even rather fap than fuck a girl i want to be able to say this one day

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 03:20:37 2014 No.8233071

>>8233025
You understand that a girl is most attracted to the guys who seem like they are out of her reach.
Yes, the guys who are hitting on her are all decent with girls, but they also keep showing how available they are. The girl would probably go for two out of the six, with few questions, but she can't help noticing me, who can talk to everyone, and feel comfortable around everyone yet also seem to not be interested in her.

Day one my "strategy" was to play it just like that, and start a convo on day two, but when day two came around there wasn't much opportunity, and when there was I was drawing a blank on what to say.

Of course I constantly paid attention to body language, hers and a few other guys who I felt could have a chance with her and I noticed her looking at me several times while we were listening to various speakers.

One reason why I became friends with that less attractive girl is because I could tell they worked in the same department based on their uniforms, so I knew they would eventually start talking to each other.

There were certain things about this girl that really turned me on. I don't know if /fa/ will understand it, but she had an amazing neck, with completely clear skin and she drank a lot of red bull and grew up and still lived out in the country. she also wasn't fat at all. plus she had some tittles.

I was talking to the unattractive girl, when she was sitting next to 10/10 grill and mentioned how i hated having to wear the uniform shoes because they were always so ugly. "not as ugly as hers" point to 10/10s feet which gets a good reaction from 10/10

>a cool man knows the best way to a hot grills hot is by doing what no man can do: tease a hot grill
>now use this as the jumping point into a cool conversation and use what you already know about her to keep the convo going

>cont

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 03:22:11 2014 No.8233072

>>8233071
I'm getting very bored and drunk and don't want to type this any more, but I got the girls number and already escalated with her a bit waiting for the bus and "everybody know that shorty is a go" HOWEVER i found out that even though the girl looks sexy as fuck still, and is 22 and really cool (for a girl) she also has a seven month baby so i'm thinking maybe I won't pursue it.

but knowing myself, realistically, I will.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:22:21 2014 No.8233074 File: 26 KB, 400x562, 1399214134313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233036 >roar like a fucking lion You just had to fucking ruin the story, didnt you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:23:59 2014 No.8233075 File: 3 KB, 193x55, 1545653_10151791350441910_522660182_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233060 are u me please be in seattle

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:24:39 2014 No.8233076 >>8233058 i know your pain, but on the bright side /fa/ can help you get a nice white woman here in the states (culture-wise you probably have more in common with her than some india from the homeland anyway) so you can do your duty and mejorar la raza

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:25:00 2014 No.8233077 >>8233072 pls type more tho, I'm really curious

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:29:25 2014 No.8233083 >>8233060 what kind of work did you do on yourself to start getting invited to parties and at least pretend to give a shit about people?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:33:14 2014 No.8233089 >>8232678 I've lived in Portland my whole life and there's so many fucking basic bitches. I can't compare to other cities of course, but you may want to visit before you move to see what it's really like.

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 03:33:53 2014 No.8233091

>>8233077
Just ask specific questions because it was a long event. It was a three day event that was very boring, and this girl was too hot to not end up fucking down the road.

The moral of the story is that I put myself in "game mode" and was on point the entire time, even when I didn't know what to do. I was just watching other guys to see what they did and how she reacted.

Guys get really upset with me when they see me as competition but not on equal level due but they could never understand that I'm not against them.
If one of those guys would have gotten her instead of me. I would have enjoyed watching it happen. I wouldn't have been mad at him at all because I understood why it went down that way.

I may not be a "natural" due to my social upbringing, but I know how to turn my skills on when I need too and so can you.

When mods delete this thread you can ask me shit here: coolmanadvice.tumblr.com

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:37:42 2014 No.8233094 >>8233091 hmmmm so basically I should just obeserve and learn as much as I can? and btw. at parties the situation is reversed, right? you have to show your interest, at least that's what I've seen wokring

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 03:44:24 2014 No.8233103

>>8233094
At a party you should still watch how she's reacting to other guys. I think that tip is really something that only introverts can do, because extroverts just jump in anywhere.

Yea, at a party you should move a lot faster though. It's actually a lot easier because you can get physical and have a lot of opportunities to do so.

Someone asked me what do when you get jealous and I didn't answer yet, but it plays into this scenario. Like I said, if another guy ends up getting the girl don't get mad at him, or her. Ideally don't get mad at anyone, but recognize what he did and think about why that worked.

Theorize about how you could have inserted your skills into the situation to come out on top, and then go test it out on someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:47:21 2014 No.8233106 >>8233103 Hmmmmm, sounds reasonable. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 04:41:30 2014 No.8233167 >>8232935 >>8232967 >>8233025 >>8233071 >>8233072 >>8233091 >>8233103 damn, you put a lot of thought into that stuff

Anonymous Thu May 15 05:00:32 2014 No.8233192

>tfw can never get around to reading
>tfw can never get around to doing anything productive on my
pc
>tfw can never get around to cooking/eating
>tfw down time spent drinking coffee, browsing /fa/ and /ck/, doodling/shooping and lacking social connection
god damn it /fa/ why can't I have interests like a normal person
i've thought about getting back into skating after a huge ass post-tween gap but I can't tell if that's only because I can't think of anything else besides bombing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 05:25:12 2014 No.8233230 >>8232850 >tfw all it comes down to is feeling like shit but looking great

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 05:25:44 2014 No.8233232 File: 153 KB, 1280x475, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have long thin arms that end in huge hands. Looks awful and sleeves can be to short

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 05:28:40 2014 No.8233236 File: 193 KB, 605x1221, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233232 Example pic. Jumper is australian women's 10, which is too short for my arms and kind of too large everywhere else for me...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 05:30:09 2014 No.8233244 File: 202 KB, 416x500, 1383271052544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >too poor too afford good looking clothes >stuck with shit clothes i got before finding out about /fa/

gothcorefag !!N6tJ/ZoSZjW Thu May 15 05:48:40 2014 No.8233270

>>8233106

You can also try talking to girls at parties like they're actual human beings and not objects.

Also, just sit by yourself outside and smoke cigarettes because parties are actually kind of lame.

Then girls/guys will come up to you to bum cigs, and then you can decide if you actually want to put in effort to talk to someone or just smoke a fucking cigarette.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 05:54:31 2014 No.8233275 File: 211 KB, 627x668, ocean of feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw wanting to change my intire wardrobe. >tfw poor as fuck 20 year old. >tfw too fucked up mentally to get a nice job. What is my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 05:55:21 2014 No.8233277 >>8232877 this a thousand times

>>	trunks (deranged homosexual) Thu May 15 06:11:24 2014 No.8233298 >>8233275 stop trying too hard and just accept it

>>	Pepyn !SXQjBEoWio Thu May 15 06:17:56 2014 No.8233314 >>8233270 >people and parties are lame you sound autistic

>>	gothcorefag !!N6tJ/ZoSZjW Thu May 15 06:48:17 2014 No.8233366 >>8233314 You sound like a faggot who sits at home and starts arguments with strangers on the internet all day.

>>	gothcorefag !!N6tJ/ZoSZjW Thu May 15 06:50:41 2014 No.8233371 >>8233314 Also, I said parties are lame not people. Yet, I still go to them every weekend. But I agree that people are lame also.

Anonymous Thu May 15 07:06:10 2014 No.8233392
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>be somewhat /fa/
>gf just wears black jeans/tee shirts/hoodies/vans all the time
>getting better cops here and there
>gf doesn't have any interest in fashion
>wish she was so that i wouldn't look out of place next to her
>feel bad that i even care about this at all

dunno

Anonymous Thu May 15 07:11:03 2014 No.8233399

>>8231986
>only have dated disgusting tumblr girls (one actually had a lump on her face from a botched tooth extraction for a long ass time)
>physically i am 5/10 at best
>accidentally make eye contact with girls on the skytrain
>they literally grimace
>turn up black metal album on ipod and walk to the other end of the train car
>spend all my money on clothes
>the more clothes i buy the harder i wish i had the features of a model (facial)
>live in a shitty basement room that is just crates of records and a bed
>friends hate me
>no interest in school anymore performance declining

not fun

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 07:17:49 2014 No.8233414 >>8233399 i-il be your friend anon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 07:19:12 2014 No.8233418 >>8232834 or you're too fucking autistic to be able to talk to a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 07:19:13 2014 No.8233420 >>8233275 >too fucked up mentally to get a nice job you're probably not and that's an excuse. you wouldn't believe how many dumb/fucked up people make decent money. just get yourself out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 07:23:31 2014 No.8233431 >>8233399 post pic, bet you're higher than a 5/10

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 07:26:00 2014 No.8233436 >>8233414 thanks >>8233431 no recent pics i refuse dont even look in the mirror anymore and avoid my reflection

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 07:35:07 2014 No.8233447 >>8232835 It sucks. Shit gets sweaty and weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 09:38:32 2014 No.8233685 >>8233447 god damn i never knew how sweaty my hands got until i held hands with my ex for an extended period of time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 09:55:09 2014 No.8233720 >>8233685 Yeah, I don't get how people do it. The whole walking with arms around each other is silly too.

Anonymous Thu May 15 10:02:13 2014 No.8233734

>want to be /fa/
>manlet skeleton
>keep spending all the money I make on low-grade mall shit at the thrift store I work at
>even if I save money I can't ever get myself to spend it
>don't know anything about hair, probably going to end up buzzing it again
>can't grow a beard for shit just a patchy mess on my face
>22 and can't get rid of acne

Great.

Anonymous Thu May 15 10:04:14 2014 No.8233737
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>need money and hate my ICT course
>been trying to get an apprenticeship for about 3-4 months now, no luck at all
>still trying
>the guy that manages my applications is fucking useless
>seeing all these things I want to cop, have all my cops planned out
>no money, no friends
>want to die

Life is really fucking shit at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 10:08:52 2014 No.8233748 >>8232027 Jelly bald manlet detected.

Anonymous Thu May 15 10:13:26 2014 No.8233754
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>>8231986
>overhear grills saying im qt
>grills say i look like p williams with hair
>hairline receeding badly but haven't buzzed it all off yet so some first reactions aren't aware
>little confidence and social anxiety which has gotten slightly better. I don't necessarily go into full blown panic attacks anymore when I cease up in a conversation in an uncomfortable setting so that's a start
>it began to dawn on me last night that I'm 21 now and have no magical age to look forward to ever again and the clock on my life has actually started 8ish months ago.
feels sad

Anonymous Thu May 15 10:23:00 2014 No.8233772

>>8233754
>it began to dawn on me last night that I'm 21 now and have no magical age to look forward to ever again and the clock on my life has actually started 8ish months ago.

sheit. I'm turning 81 this June, and have same thoughts.
>gf broke up
>arrive to canada to study
>5th month here
>extremely lonely
>only people I talk to are: elder housekeeper couple; people at college at group exercises; people selling me shit asking if I need a bag
maybe I should go back, take a post-high school exam and start studying in uni there

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 10:29:00 2014 No.8233788 >have no sex life >when i actually do i have an opportunity to get laid is somehow always manage to fuck it up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 10:30:01 2014 No.8233797 >>8233772 dam u old af. dont worry about it you'll be able to die in peace soon, just hang in there for a couple more years and have a good time lel

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 10:40:50 2014 No.8233830 File: 41 KB, 565x506, goof-failures.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233788 >tfw she loses interest in you right before get laid

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 10:49:04 2014 No.8233854 >>8232834 post a pic

>>	doop_doop !x6LA1iL5NE Thu May 15 10:50:11 2014 No.8233860 >>8232012 Poor americans >tfw making 32 dollars/hour >tfw 19 God I love switzerland

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 10:55:41 2014 No.8233870 >best dressed at uni >no one gives a fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:02:30 2014 No.8233891 >>8232012 tfw having a big off-proportionsized chink head ftfy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:07:25 2014 No.8233909 >>8232031 >>8233045 >>8232012 >>8233891 >tfw 27/hr intern

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:08:21 2014 No.8233913 >>8233754 Bro, mid-20s is a guys prime You'll be out of Uni and earning - you'll only have yourself to support financially so you can indulge

>>	lemons !QmUNigOZGc Thu May 15 11:33:36 2014 No.8233973 >>8233860 lmao i feel bad for you living there >>8233891 wha does being poor feel like?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:40:32 2014 No.8233991 File: 33 KB, 166x200, 1394912399138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw i realize that everyone on this board is a friendless/virgin/whiny little nerd who thinks buying clothes will fix any of their problems lel pathetic weirdos

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:45:26 2014 No.8234008 >>8233772 post a fit fuccboi

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:54:17 2014 No.8234028 >>8233973 >25 a hour >calling other anons poor

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:54:51 2014 No.8234030 File: 43 KB, 610x393, 091110.Obama.smirk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8232012 >mfw i make as much as that as an intern >mfw only 19 >mfw i will make way more than this when i graduate fa come on son

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 11:58:41 2014 No.8234037 >mfw being born into money I haven't work a day in my day and probably never will

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:01:07 2014 No.8234042 >>8233071 >drank a lot of red bull My feels. Red bull is the only good energy drink.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:02:00 2014 No.8234045 >>8234037 you haven't write a day in proper english and probably never will

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:04:12 2014 No.8234052 >>8234045 At least I got money

Anonymous Thu May 15 12:04:43 2014 No.8234053

>>8233270
Every time I try talking to a girl like a human bean she is boring af and stupid to boot. I met one girl at a party once who I talked about europe, travelling, history, and clothes with but I was with another girl and she was upset about it. They were friends.

Anonymous Thu May 15 12:22:15 2014 No.8234083

>>8233754
>turn 21
>go to clubs
>it's shit, it's all shit
>full blown 90iq plebs are apparently what fill the clubs
>go back to just working, going to class, and going to the gym
>gf broke up with me
>tfw there is no where to find another girl into music I like my age
>there are no girls at glassjaw concerts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:32:51 2014 No.8234110 >>8234083 >sick of sluts >find qt intelligent gf >2 years in >lusting after sluts like never before you just don't win

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:34:11 2014 No.8234112 >>8234083 are uk clubs any better? at least when it comes to music

Anonymous Thu May 15 12:42:37 2014 No.8234130
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>tfw no rich /fa/ bf to buy me clothes and be /fa/ with
>tfw came out to best friend and no he assumes everything I do is because I'm gay
>tfw terrified of dying and leaving nothing behind so I simply fade away
>tfw want to kill myself but could never do that to my mom and brothers and friend
>tfw you have no idea what your going to do with your life

Well all make it though right?

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 12:45:08 2014 No.8234140

Believe it or not, despite all the people who scream "hurr generalities" you CAN talk to girls like people. It can be useful to talk to them DIFFERENTLY than you would talk to a girl you aren't interested in for reasons given above.

Of course girls don't talk the same ways guys do, and that doesn't mean they aren't capable of intelligent convo, they just have them at different opportunities and in different ways.

I can't lie though, girls rarely ever speak with true conviction. They speak towards whatever serves their agenda and is in their best interest. They can get passionate about a subject, but it is usually empty.

>inb4 offense

>>	Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 12:47:36 2014 No.8234148 `>>8234140 That was supposed to be in response to: >>8234053 >>8233270 Talking to girls like they're objects won't work, TREATING them like they're objects, and THINKING of them as objects can be beneficial at times.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:51:13 2014 No.8234160 >>8234130 No

Anonymous Thu May 15 12:52:57 2014 No.8234169

i think most of you would have your problems fixed if you tried harder to be regular people whose consciousness was based in the real world instead of in internet message boards and you became interesting, well-rounded people. like idgi why do so many of you concern yourselves with appearing less autistic instead of becoming less autistic

read some books and start treating women like people and stop overthinking social interaction so much

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:53:11 2014 No.8234170 File: 1.71 MB, 220x124, 1393969112616.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233072 >she also has a seven month baby RUN

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 12:53:42 2014 No.8234171 >>8234130 iktf, except the gay parts.

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 13:02:34 2014 No.8234189

>>8234170
>RUN
Obviously a cool man would know to avoid at all costs, but here is my problem:
So many times in the past I've used stuff like that as an excuse to stop pursuing a girl. I say excuse because for all I know it could have been an easy way for me to give up and stop trying to get her.

You know, like I wouldn't have to worry about doing/saying something stupid / get rejected because I made up a reason in my mind that she isn't worth pursuing.

I believe it's always a benefit to have hot girls around, even if you aren't fucking them, so I'm still going to pursue her and hopefully come to my senses if sex could get involved.

HY DE Thu May 15 13:16:06 2014 No.8234213
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>fb stalking
>see a couple pictures i was tagged in
>see pic releated
>everyone is better than half of what i wear anyway
>terrible haircuts, yet fits are still better than 75% of /fa/, for that matter

fuck we suck. there are maybe 1/10 posts in WAYWT threads that would stand out in everyday situations.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 13:36:18 2014 No.8234276 >>8234112 depends where you go mate some shit clubs, some good clubs, some alright clubs, some great clubs same as anywhere really

Anonymous Thu May 15 13:39:59 2014 No.8234286
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>talk to gf about something i care about
>doesn't really affect her
>"welp, sucks to be you"
>"it's not like it actually matters"
>"stop being buttmad"
>and she wonders why i never open up to her abut shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 13:54:47 2014 No.8234330 >>8234286 Girls are evil

Anonymous Thu May 15 13:56:04 2014 No.8234335
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>be reasonably /fa/ girl,
>just want a qt /g/ and /fa/ hungry skeleton bf
>talk to lots of guys, but don't like any of them, all boring plebs
>meet qt geek boy at a party
>not /fa/ but tall and lanky, kinda cute-ish, could easily look great
>decide to go for it and get together
>like him a lot, we have fun together
>all his friends are amazed that he's with me
>if I could just get him to be /fa/ everything will work out perfectly

Wat do /fa/? How do I show him the ways?

>>	Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 13:58:47 2014 No.8234349 >>8234286 Don't go to girls for emotional support, that's what friends, or 4chan, is for. A girl expects the world from you, but will give very little, if anything back. Once you give her the world, she's looking for a new planet.

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 14:02:45 2014 No.8234362

>>8234335
He sounds lke the type to do whatever you say but the problem with that is once he acts/looks how you want him too, you will lose all respect and interest in him and look for something better.

I say the same thing to guys, but guys can actually use logic SOMETIMES and girls will acknowledge what I say makes sense but dismiss it anyway. I say:
You shouldn't go for a partner who has the same interests as you, you should go for someone who excites you and you are physically attracted towards. Let them prove they are a good BF or GF, don't try building them into one.

Like I said, you live in girl world, so you'll get your guy to play dress up, keep him wrapped around your finger and he'll be forever your slave, but you won't get what you are looking for, if you ever even could.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:10:40 2014 No.8234382 >>8234349 wow such knowledge, people on 4chan really have girls figured out !11

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:12:42 2014 No.8234389 >>8234213 are you serious? they''re all dressed like shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:16:12 2014 No.8234403 >>8234213 I hope your talking about a different pic m8

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:16:34 2014 No.8234404 >>8232012 >not even 21 yet >50 an hour >try harder faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:17:19 2014 No.8234407 >>8234286 I feel you. Exactly the same. How old is your gf?

Anonymous Thu May 15 14:18:04 2014 No.8234408

this is not fashionable nor a feel but can someone please tell me how the fuck I get a gf? I'm a decent looking guy and I'm socially aware, I know if a girl is in my league or not, but I'm just retarded at initiating. Like, okay I start a playful conversation and have to somehow build it up to asking for her phone number without sounding like a beta tryhard... but I just feel like my ego wont let me take the plunge because I fear rejection so much

plz help me /fa/ I want her :\

Anonymous Thu May 15 14:18:17 2014 No.8234410

>get into good college, philosophy/liberal arts program
>doing pretty well for the first month or so
>meet super qt tomboy girl and fall head over heels for her
>we have great sex, very similar interests, everything is going great
>for the first time in my life i'm actually feeling emotions and i'm happy with myself
>soon she tells me that she had another boy before coming to college and they didnt really break up beforehand
>decide "fuck it i'll show this girl how amazing i can be and try to win her away from this other douche"
>take her on awesome dates, spend lots of money on drugs for the two of us and have tons of fun
>she starts to really like me and soon tells me she loves me
>fuckyes.jpg
>last month of classes
>she starts getting distant, tells me she's not gonna come back to college next year
>last day of school she breaks up with me and tells me she's going to get back together with her guy from back home
>now
>im all alone, sad and completely broke because i gave her everything
>tfw im now realizing she completely used and manipulated me for money and sex

at least now I've decided to start working out 10x harder, got a good job and i'm dressing really well to prove that she shouldn't have ever left me
hold me /fa/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:18:27 2014 No.8234413 >All ready to leave the house in sick fit >Look in mirror >2/10 mongoliod >Take off fit and stay home all day wtf is the point /fa/ i'm ugly as fuck

Anonymous Thu May 15 14:23:35 2014 No.8234431

>>8234410
happens to most people in first serious relationships, don't sweat it.

next time, don't go for a girl who is cheating on someone to be with you, unless you can keep her a fuckbuddy + don't develop feelings, otherwise the same thing will happen.

>>	HY DE Thu May 15 14:30:26 2014 No.8234445 File: 1.73 MB, 295x211, 1397997555718.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8234389 >>8234403 i wish i were. we dress pretty bad. barely 2 points above pic in reality.

>>	HY DE Thu May 15 14:33:27 2014 No.8234456 File: 1.73 MB, 295x211, 1397997555718.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8234389 >>8234403 i wish i were joking. we dress pretty bad. barely 2 points above pic in reality.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:34:37 2014 No.8234460 >>8232012 >tfw making $47 an hour as a teacher >tfw 21 yrs yung >tfw living in norway

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 14:34:38 2014 No.8234461

>>8234431
>>8234410
>next time, don't go for a girl who is cheating on someone to be with you
This one is obvious. Next time don't pursue a relationship the way you did before. Don't let it build so quick, and don't jump into anything. I've been in your same position before, and I know a bunch of other guys who have been in the exact same position. It's normal, and t all comes down to being OUR fault, for putting so much into a relationship. This is something only guys who have gotten OUT of a relationship will understand. The guys who are currently in a relationship are the guys who will tell me "b-but taking risks is what love is all about."

I'm not going to say that "taking risks" is or isn't necessary in what ever you want to believe is "love" but the truth is that you shouldn't be looking for a relationship as a means to improve your life because you will fail and end up in this same position every time. Girls are girls, and they do not love the same way men love, and vice versa. Consider this:

>Men are the “romantics pretending to be realists” and women; vice versa.

When dealing with girls don't judge on what she says, only her actions and what she shows you. Example:
>she starts getting distant, tells me she's not gonna come back to college next year
That last part TELLS you the reality. Don't try to get her to admit it or figure it out, just accept it for what it is.

Maintain a life that feels fulfilling or at least reasonable, where you don't NEED a GF and you will do much better in relationships as a result. You can't give a girl everything you have, because relationships aren't built around reciprocations, even though guys tend to think they are.

The messed up part is right now you're trying to dress better, probably working out, doing all types of shit to improve YOUR life in an attempt to win her back, and she WILL try to come back in some capacity, but keep making these positive self improvements and you won't need or want her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:35:55 2014 No.8234465 >>8231986 >5'9 >want to stop being manlet and hit 6' >18 so chances are slim >Asian, sometimes wish I was white for fashion >skinny fat >too lazy to get rid of that final love handles/stomach >wish I was not as lazy for epic V

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:38:48 2014 No.8234468 >>8234407 18

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:40:03 2014 No.8234472 >>8234410 I feel just as bad for her hometown guy. Chicks man, they're messed up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:41:09 2014 No.8234476 >>8234468 >tfw exactly the same I-i hope it is the age.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:41:57 2014 No.8234479 >>8234461 You give the shittiest advice lol >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:44:03 2014 No.8234485 >tfw had to buzz cut 1 year of hair growth because messed up cutting my own hair I want to grow out my hair again any way to speed up the process, bros? I'm already taking fish oil tablets. Anything else I should know about

Anonymous Thu May 15 14:44:05 2014 No.8234486

>>8234461
>/fa/ actually being helpful
w-wow thanks guys
the reason i'm trying to dress better/work out/do better in life isn't to win her back but rather to keep myself from spiralling back into crippling boredom and depression and more than anything to prove to myself that I don't need a girl in my life to validate positive decision-making and personal progress

hopefully after i get my life back on track i can come to terms with the fact that i don't need her and i'll be able to stop thinking about her all the time

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 14:45:28 2014 No.8234489

>>8234468
It's not a good idea to be in a serious relationship with a girl that young if you have issues with feels and insecurity, or really if you care about her even slightly.

I know this isn't going to be received well, but I PROMISE you will see this post turn out exactly as I "predict" and you should even screen cap this and reread it when it turns out I'm right. Girls change faster than you could believe, and I'm sure most guys have experienced that with their high school GFs, etc, especially.

"The five year span between 20 and 25 are what I euphemistically call a woman’s ‘Party Years’. It’s at this stage women generally experience their peak SMV (22-23 y.o.), and as I stated in Navigating the SMP, at no other point in a woman’s life will so many socio-sexual options be available to her. A lot of moralists believe that women ought to marry and get pregnant during the party years since this is the point of peak fertility as well as physical beauty, and in the not so distant, pre-sexual revolution past this certainly made sense. However, under the social conditions of the last 50+ years, women’s priorities have changed.

The available opportunities – social, sexual, educational and career-wise – that a woman experiences during these years are afforded to her in relation to her "SMV". At no point will you find a woman more cocky and self-assured of her predominance in society according to the option she enjoys relative to her attractiveness. Her personal image will be one based on merit, and while it’s certainly possible she is talented and/or intelligent, her opportunities are predicated on her attractiveness and the leverage it has on other’s (men and women) decision making."
ve SMV, and begin to understand a future need for long term provisioning (on some level of consciousness) they come to understand the transactional nature of their sexual agency."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:46:51 2014 No.8234497 >>8234465 actual /fa/ asians look impeccable always, you don't want to be white

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 14:48:09 2014 No.8234504

>>8234479
I don't give shitty advice, I give realistic advice based on what I've lived through, and dealt with, and how I live my life daily.
I know why people THINK it's bad advice, but I also understand the biases that come with those people.

I've seen and dealt with a lot more relationship bullshit, and relationship cool stuff, than you have but also I appreciate the theories, physiology and behaviorism associated with relationships.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:53:46 2014 No.8234529 >>8232950 are you me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:54:07 2014 No.8234531 >>8234489 I'm just with her because she lets me fuck her ass and it's better than being alone. She's the one who wants me to talk about my feelings and shit.

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 14:55:01 2014 No.8234535

>>8234486
>hopefully after i get my life back on track i can come to terms with the fact that i don't need her and i'll be able to stop thinking about her all the time
It may take longer than you think to get over her, but you'll realize soon enough that she isn't the ONLY girl for you. It isn't like you'll wake up one day and her memory will be completely erased from your mind, you'll gradually begin to think of her as an old friend.

It's good you are finding ways to occupy your time, and I would recommend getting out there and meeting new girls if you can. NOT to try to replace her (that's a classic mistake) but just to know you can. Hopefully you can start to see the light and get a better understanding about girls and you'll end up having much happier relationships that you're in control of.

A relationship doesn't have to last years in order to be good. Stop thinking you need a long term GF to be happy. Let girls be a PART of your life, and take things slow to start to understand.

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 14:57:08 2014 No.8234539

>>8234531
>I'm just with her because she lets me fuck her ass and it's better than being alone.
That sounds good, but I have to question it.

I have girls that are ONLY for sex, but i've also been in a relationship with girls when I TOLD myself it was only for sex, then she left and it fucked my life up.

I'm just saying be careful, and be realistic about what she is to you. She shouldn't be the only girl you're pursuing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 14:59:06 2014 No.8234549 >>8234539 m8, you don't understand. I'm apathetic to the point where I don't give a shit about anything. Losing a gf I've had for six months will mean fuck all to me, I've lost way more than that and I'm okay.

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 15:03:38 2014 No.8234562

>>8234549
Alright cool then.
If you really don't care take lots of pics of her, and film sex vids too.

Those are things I regret not doing more in relationships. Sometimes I forget how easily and unexpected relationships end. Rarely ever will you know when you are fucking a girl for the last time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 15:13:40 2014 No.8234577 File: 302 KB, 640x480, sadboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't enjoy buying clothes. I only enjoy combining the existing ones

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 15:42:41 2014 No.8234652 >5'6 >all my problems start there >gf is 6/10 >flirting with other girls >anon i'd bang you but you're too small >hear girls talking "he's cute but too short" >have to look up to everybody >thinking about surgery does stretching help me grow im 18

Anonymous Thu May 15 15:48:11 2014 No.8234669

>>8234562
I appreciate your posts. This is not the guy you are currently conversing with, but I have read your blog and agree with most of it.

I have a few questions:

Are you afraid of a relationship? It seems like a girl left your life and fucked you up, you vowed to never be in one again. What would you say to someone who does want a loving girlfriend - physical attraction first then see if you're compatible after?

Under what circumstances would treating a woman like an object be beneficial, and what is an example of that? You said don't speak to them like an object which is clearly a good idea. Would an example be just being aloof + not caring if she isn't doing what you want, or being non-obedient?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 15:50:18 2014 No.8234679 >>8232950 holy shit I know this feel, If i actually actively hanged out with grills i'd be fucking them all

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 16:05:33 2014 No.8234715

>>8234669
>Are you afraid of a relationship?
No, I'm not. I get why someone would think that, and I know people have told me that, but it isn't true. I've had a lot of relationships and am in some right now.

>It seems like a girl left your life and fucked you up
It isn't that simple/complicated. Yes, I was really broken up after a relationship, but I was mostly confused WHY it could happen like that. I was angry about it, and I started looking for answers, which I actually found. I've always been good at empathizing with people and it didn't take long for me to see how similar everything was. Like I said above, in my opinion when a girl hurts a guy, it is the GUYs fault for being in a position to let it happen. That is something that has to be learned through experience and most guys never will learn it even then. If you've read my blog you've read these posts which explain how I feel about it, and why it ends up working out for me:
http://coolmanadvice.tumblr.com/post/79142748500/jumanji-the-cool-game-doesnt-stop

http://coolmanadvice.tumblr.com/post/83045845360/but-shes-special

>What would you say to someone who does want a loving girlfriend
Guys have IDEALIZATIONS about how women can love, but men and women don't love the same way. What you WANT doesn't exist, despite society enforcing a belief that it is.
Read this: http://therationalmale.com/2013/07/29/the-script/
and then if you're really curious about this shit (and can handle it) go to the homepage and start reading whatever interests you.

You CAN have a happy, healthy, relationship where both people grow and appreciate each other, but first you need to understand what you CAN'T have and why.

>cont

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 16:10:28 2014 No.8234721

>>8234669
>>8234715

>physical attraction first then see if you're compatible after?
Exactly. You need to take it SLOW and let it build The reason it's important to let a relationship build slowly is because you need to keep your life in tact and make sure your relationship isn't at the forefront.
Guys who rush into a relationship do so out of their insecurity and insecurity is not a good foundation for a relationship.

>Under what circumstances would treating a woman like an object be beneficial, and what is an example of that?
It sounds harsh, but it really isn't as extreme as people make it sound. You have to think about your best move on how to approach the situation. You shouldn't think of a girl as a "prize" - because YOU are the prize, however it can be beneficially to think of the "game" and react in your best interest to getting the particular girl. An example is:
>>8233167
You have to understand your "enemy" (the other guys) and work around them to get to the goal.

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 16:22:17 2014 No.8234742

>>8234721
>it can be beneficially to think of the "game" and react in your best interest to getting the particular girl.
I understand why guys get so pissed off at that mentality and say something like "you shouldn't think of it as a game because blah blah blah" but they're missing out one an important element I described above:
>You have to imagine if this scenario played out when you were younger, like in high school, for example. You would try to befriend the girl, and welcome her into the group, and you think she's into you until one of the jock guys swoops in out of nowhere on the last day, tells her she's fat and ends up impregnating her over the weekend.

Sometimes you're in a situation and a hot girl shows up and you click immediately and everything is all good. But there are far more situations where you MAY have been able to get laid/meet a potential GF but various obstacles (like the extroverted "sports fans") will get in your way and prevent you from getting to her.

When you think about it from a game perspective, it only increases the number of girls you can get, and makes you better with the ones you could already get naturally.

Basically, you don't have to view everything as a constant game, but you should at least be aware of what is going on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 16:31:35 2014 No.8234756 >>8234652 What kind of person would go so far as to say that they'd fuck you, to your face, but then they wouldn't because of height?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 16:38:09 2014 No.8234774 File: 87 KB, 600x800, IMG0027A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate these plox

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 16:40:03 2014 No.8234780 >>8233244 I can relate >tfw low self-esteem because of shit clothes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 16:40:57 2014 No.8234784 >>8234774 fucking ugly

Anonymous Thu May 15 16:44:46 2014 No.8234793

I don't know where to start on my wardrobe. For example, I want to cop basics but then I have no pants or denim that will go with 'em.

For example, buying oxfords and owning no dark denim in one wash. Also, I am skinny as a toothpick. I would rather start working out than cop expensive basics that would not fit me in the long run.

>Tfw left earlobe is sore from stretching too early

>Tfw not sure how to start and keep a conversation going with a grill

>Tfw no friends that would want to sit around and hang instead of going out and getting trashed each time we do hangout

Meh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 16:50:29 2014 No.8234798 >tfw your favourite item is your decade old Kenzo shoes

Anonymous Thu May 15 16:52:36 2014 No.8234801

>3 month dry spell
>can't think of anyone but my ex boyfriend
>still sad and feel pathetic (and thirsty)

also

>tfw gained weight in the winter
>going for beach weekend with friends soon
>ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuhughughg

also

>no job = no money = no new cops

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:08:55 2014 No.8234843 >>8234801 >implying

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:16:26 2014 No.8234869 >>8234774 Wow disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:17:35 2014 No.8234871 >>8234843 >wut

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:20:27 2014 No.8234879 >>8234774 2/10 honestly one of the worst shoes I've ever seen. tounge lookin like a beanie bag lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:25:05 2014 No.8234890 >>8234871 Hey how you doing pretty lil anon lemme whisper at ya post Tell ya something that ya like to hear You got a sexy ass post, pls be in london

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:29:58 2014 No.8234910 >>8234460 Yeah but $47 in Norway will only get you a chocolate bar.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:35:51 2014 No.8234938 >>8234890 ha srry no

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:36:52 2014 No.8234940 >>8233436 Sounds like you've got some serious issues dude you can't be that ugly. For example, Kurt Cobain thought he was so ugly that he literally cried when he watched himself in the mirror

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:45:03 2014 No.8234965 >>8232949 :"^( 5"6 but I know this feel. tfw never going to be a model. tfw when every girl I date is taller than me. cheer up bro things will get better no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 17:54:11 2014 No.8235008 >>8234940 girls cringe when they see me

TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 Thu May 15 18:02:46 2014 No.8235044
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>tfw will never have the full uni experience
>tfw feeling degrees of depression lately and don't know why nor give the time to think it through
>tfw won't cop much in the near future

ambiguous feels

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:08:14 2014 No.8235062 >>8232990 did she try talking to you again?

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:10:52 2014 No.8235068

>>8232707
Holy shit, are you me?
>21
>First year at my faculty (euro), transferred after spending two years at a different faculty because I realized I didn't want to be stuck at a job I'd hate and have absolutely no interest in
>Eventually make friends with people, including a group of 5 girls
>Really like one of them, we like the same music, movies, share similar views on politics, religion, etc.
>Eventually it gets to the point that just the 2 of us hangs out or studies alone most of the time
>She has a boyfriend for 11 months, she's in that phase when she's still in love with him but can sense the relationship is a dead end
Fuckin kill me already, all I wanted to do was get a diploma and move on with my life, I never wanted these feels

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:16:29 2014 No.8235084 >>8234871 Bitches don't get dry spells, fuccgirl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:18:52 2014 No.8235094 File: 1.76 MB, 1272x1908, 1399499936708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8235044 Hello, are you me?

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:18:55 2014 No.8235095

>finish university today
>fuck, my job sucks
>air conditioner is broken
>mom is basically cutting me off in terms of money for no reason (I am starting full time job soon but need living $$ in the meantime)
>roommate going somewhere cool
>stuck inside
>kinda stressed out
>want to cry

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:19:40 2014 No.8235099 File: 1.99 MB, 321x243, dayman.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8232835 pretty meh tier

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:20:12 2014 No.8235100
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>been with girl for about 1 year now
>sex life progressively getting worse
>the few girls that are into me aren't my type at all
>girls I like are all in relationships
I also don't want to cheat/dump the girl because I still care about her and I feel like communicating and trying to get in these girls' pants would just take too much effort. Would probably be fine if girlfriend would stop being a faggot about sex, I don't know why she's doing it, she's probably not cheating on me, it just seems like she has no libido at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:22:14 2014 No.8235107 >>8232990 shes a piece of shit anyway,do you really want to be anging some slut who cheats on you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:23:29 2014 No.8235109 >>8235008 Post pic, u out of shape?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:25:17 2014 No.8235117 File: 320 KB, 300x169, dingus.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8233236 cut off hands Problem = solved

>>	TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 Thu May 15 18:27:27 2014 No.8235126 File: 58 KB, 606x939, Autism Intensifies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello! >>8235094 idk you prolly have somone you like or look forward to seeing,the best thing that can make me laugh these days is parts of 4chan/internet

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:28:35 2014 No.8235132 >>8232835 Sucks, grab her hip instead. Holding hands is for the 1950s.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:30:48 2014 No.8235140 >>8232012 >tfw DJ >1000 euros an hour

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:31:39 2014 No.8235147

>turn 18
>finally get my first car, bmw e30
>babied all my life, never had any responsibilities ever before
>mfw i gotta take school seriously
>tfw the rest of my life is now in my own fucking hands now
>tfw SAT is coming up too
>tfw i gotta start being an adult now and knowing me i might fuck everything up and become homeless or some shit if someone doesnt hold my hand the entire way
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:33:03 2014 No.8235156
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>>8231986
>tfw super conflicted about buying something
>It's an alright deal but not the best
>the piece is in ok condition but I still feel like I'm paying a bit much
>The piece is sort of hard to come by, especially at this price
>Still have cold feet about the whole thing

Pls help me out /fa/

>>	Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 18:38:06 2014 No.8235174 >>8235100 If someone was asking YOU this problem for advice, what would you tell them? This is not a rhetorical question.

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:40:43 2014 No.8235185

>be 22 in one weeks time
>still a virgin
>haven't kissed a girl since i was 19. who i turned down sex from.
>always been used to girls liking me, but never was interested (from past religious shit - pretty sure i'm not gay...)
> used to get a weird kick out of turning them down but now haven't met someone in ages
>wish i had been having sex years ago when i easily good
>now have anxiety and depression issues

>>	TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 Thu May 15 18:44:10 2014 No.8235197 >>8235094 Not really,hopefully you will find a solution soon >8235156 bruh are you this insecure in your daily life? the way you type This is not an insult btw

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:48:25 2014 No.8235209

>be poor
>move to new city for job
>it pays £900 p/m after tax, rent etc.
>it's suicidally tedious and nothing like what I want to do with my life
>surrounded by autistics
>can't quit
>can't find something that doesn't bore me to death and take up most of my time

and then

>have enough money to buy clothes I want
>be effay
>have no friends
>tfwnogf
>don't know where to make make any
>end up buying even more clothes because I have nothing else to do when I'm not working

>all those feels when

Anonymous Thu May 15 18:48:43 2014 No.8235213

>was always picked on for being extremely over weight
>practically starved myself for months
>6"1 140 lb
>I'm always self conscious in public
>stay in my dorm drinking and staring at myself in the mirror realizing I will never be look like I want to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:49:17 2014 No.8235214 File: 15 KB, 190x216, 1282528256156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw extremely well dressed but still feel like absolute shit most days

TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 Thu May 15 18:50:49 2014 No.8235219
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>>8235185
The girls stil prolly like u,you just can't see it due to "anxiety and depression issues"
you got the kick from ego boost of knowing youre attractive and can pick from the pile,u fucked up though lol by not keeping them on a backburner or smth.stop focusing on what happened with those girls and your virginity/age dude.
go out and do something cool from your birthday week lol
OR maybe im really out of it tonight and have to seek help

>>8235094
Not really,hopefully you will find a solution soon
>>8235156
bruh are you this insecure in your daily life?
the way you type
This is not an insult btw

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 18:53:13 2014 No.8235225 >be 21, still have acne >hate my face >one or two friends who barely remember I exist >living in NYC, feel like I am missing out on life

>>	PENUR Thu May 15 18:58:14 2014 No.8235242 >>8233860 If you consider the cost of living you're making less than he is. >mfw 'murrica wins again

Anonymous Thu May 15 19:00:01 2014 No.8235247

>>8232883

>tfw I only realised this when I was 24
>tfw I have nightmarish flashbacks of being invited to parties and saying no because I wanted to play video games instead
>tfw I turned down a girl who did alternative modelling because I thought she was joking when she asked me out
>tfw I didn't make any friends in university because I would rather spend time on 4chan than socialising iRL
>tfw I will never get my teenage years/early twenties back
>tfw I'm trying to turn it around but it feels too late
>tfw I'm 26 and think about killing myself a lot because i wasted so much of my life

Anonymous Thu May 15 19:00:35 2014 No.8235249

>>8235140
>tfw rich grandfather
>inherited 1.5 million
>and 350k in stocks
>make $100,000 a year off the stock market
>never even have to touch the 1.5 million
>live off of 50k a year easy
>all the rest goes back into savings
>20 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgkHYWwIRYk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:04:02 2014 No.8235257 >tfw VERY ugly chin scar Fuck, why does this happen to me?

>>	PENUR Thu May 15 19:10:40 2014 No.8235281 >>8232950 >>8234529 >>8234679 iktf. Unless I have a bit of alcohol in me in which case my social anxiety goes away and I spit on dem hunnies no problem. But usually I'm just dumping spaghetti every time my mouth opens.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:11:11 2014 No.8235282 >>8232012 >tfw 14 >tfw making 15000 euros an hour

Anonymous Thu May 15 19:12:59 2014 No.8235289
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>be 21 year old wizard in training
>hot redhead 26 yeat old gives me her number, says im hot
>go out twice, goes really well, end up in her bed twice
>first time cant get it up
>second time it just doesnt happen
>slowly lose contact

Anonymous Thu May 15 19:15:09 2014 No.8235300

>tfw /fa/ enough for plebs but too poor to be /fa/ enough for patricians
>tfw 21 years old and will probably have to settle for minimum wage if I snag a job for the summer
>tfw no gf because too poor to buy her /fa/ gifts or take her to /fa/ restaurants

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:26:38 2014 No.8235345 >>8233232 >have the same arms >male guess it's time to go full andro also, how do I into thicker forearms >inb4 jack off done that a lot still no progress

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:28:44 2014 No.8235352 >>8235345 By working out you fuck

>>	PENUR Thu May 15 19:29:57 2014 No.8235358 >>8235345 Wrist curls help. Keep in mind that your wrist size is basically set in stone, so there isn't much you can do there. The rest of your forearm can a bit bigger though.

Anonymous Thu May 15 19:33:48 2014 No.8235368

>>8235174
depends on what kind of person I am... I can see that going in many different directions. I could say tell the girl to fuck off and chase the girls with boyfriends. I could say keep the girl but fuck the other girls on the side. I could say try and make it work with her and stop thinking about the other ones. Sorta wanted other people's opinions on it...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:35:26 2014 No.8235373 >>8234413 I know that feel >tfw sometimes i can't even go to the grocery store because I think ugly >tfw my friends call me to hangout I don't go because I don't like myself >tfw I can get a qt.134 because of this I feel you

Anonymous Thu May 15 19:35:32 2014 No.8235374

>>8233860
>in Zurich recently
>saw on wiki that the average household in Switzerland makes about three times the amount for a US household (~133k vs 44k)
>go to supermarket because doner kebab is 10 bucks
>two tiny ass chicken breasts for 15 bucks

Laughed all the way back to the land of 2 tacos for a dollar God bless

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:36:41 2014 No.8235377 How did mongoloid come to mean slang for ugly?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:37:42 2014 No.8235384 >>8235373 >>tfw my friends call me to hangout I don't go because I don't like myself >>tfw I can get a qt.134 because of this this hit home

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:41:35 2014 No.8235389 >>8235147 faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:43:05 2014 No.8235396 >>8233392 anyone know this feel? i don't know what do think about it, part of me thinks it's fucking stupid and not important but the shitty side of me thinks it is

Anonymous Thu May 15 19:47:54 2014 No.8235408

>>8234408
I had been feeling pretty bad about myself recently so in my rut I said to myself, "fuck it, I'll talk to her no matter what." So I just messaged this one qt that I had never talked to but had seen around before and had mutual friends with. I just messaged her on FB completely randomly, "Hey, I don't know you but you seem kinda cool, want to get coffee sometime?"

I thought my chances of success were nearly 0 and my chances of catastrophic disaster were at least 70%.

>never talked to this girl before
>never met her
>find her fb profile (not fb friends)
>message her asking her out

And by Jove, she said she'd love to and gave me her number. It was that easy. Coffee went great too.

I'm not in a relationship with her but I think we're headed down that path. Gotta jump in brother.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:49:26 2014 No.8235413 >>8235377 Mongoloid is slang for retarded because downs syndrome tards have slant eyes like chinks. Negroids are blacks, mongoloids are asians, and caucasoids are whites.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:53:18 2014 No.8235424 >>8231986 talk shit post fit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 19:58:14 2014 No.8235438 >>8232909 what traits?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:04:30 2014 No.8235450 >tfw 20 >tfw pleb working at walmart >tfw waiting fir my computer programming classes to start so i can be on my way to making $28/hr >tfw bearmode. I just wanna have a good job thst lets me wear sick fits and invest in the stock market

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:04:40 2014 No.8235451 File: 680 KB, 2834x1889, 4HGCS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw drove drunk >tfw scratched my brand new car >tfw i am 26 years old i cant keep doing this do i have problems with alcohols ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:05:41 2014 No.8235454 >>8235219 I am pretty insecure

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 20:14:58 2014 No.8235469

>>8235368
My opinion is that you shouldn't be in a relationship when there is no sex, and even when you have doubts about it.
Don't say "maybe it's her libido" maybe it's this maybe it's that, the point is there is no sex.

I do think you should be seeing other people, but not cheating or lying to do it.
I think it takes balls to recognize when a relationship has run it's course and to act on that.

I mean let's be realistic right now.
Don't act like you haven't considered cheating or leaving her when you say "all the girls I like are in a relationship" because you just admitted you like other girls. There is nothing wrong with that, it's normal male behavior.

Withdrawing attention from her is the perfect test on your relationship. If she still has feelings, not giving her attention will make her go back to working for you and you can bet that will make her want to fuck you more.
However if she doesn't start chasing you again, then that tells you how she feels about you - lack of interest.

Either way, you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket with her, because she will leave you sooner than you expect, and much colder than you could imagine.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:18:48 2014 No.8235482 >>8235451 Scratched your car? You should have died.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:22:54 2014 No.8235496 >>8235482 thanks captain obvious

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:24:00 2014 No.8235501 >>8235496 Captain Obvious here again, you're an alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:27:30 2014 No.8235509 >>8233447 >mfw i hold hands with my gf all the time and they never get sweaty

Anonymous Thu May 15 20:32:01 2014 No.8235521

>No friends
>Handhold-less virgin
>Fat but currently working on it so I can become /fa/

I feel like I could start to make friends if I got into my local music scene (SFL) but am too afraid to go to places like that alone.

I'd like to make friends before getting girls but then again I've never done anything. I don't even think I'm that bad looking I'd say I'm a 5/10 at least. And as corny as it sounds I'd rather take things slow and get to know her rather than just hook up with a girl but maybe that's just because I'm a weeaboo and want things to be like my chinese cartoons.

Anonymous Thu May 15 20:35:26 2014 No.8235526

>>8235469
>Withdrawing attention from her is the perfect test on your relationship.
That's what I've been thinking of doing. We hang out every other day pretty much and she tells me she loves and cares about me all the time. Everything is honestly fine except the decline in sex.

Anonymous Thu May 15 20:38:05 2014 No.8235535

>>8235469
>Either way, you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket with her, because she will leave you sooner than you expect, and much colder than you could imagine.

I like your posts as previously mentioned, but stop with the fear mongering. It's good to give a warning about (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zI3_pnUU3k)) but things sometimes do work out for people, putting doubt in ones mind is never a good thing for a healthy relationship, rather, knowing what could happen and to mentally prepare for it is a better attitude.

Anonymous Thu May 15 20:40:02 2014 No.8235539
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>>8235526
>>8235535

this is what I mean. the sex situation can be talked about, just fucking say how you feel man, really. If it's a big issue then it has to be discussed, then the outcome of that discussion can help you to decide what to do - sex is important obviously, and if you two don't mix (libido or otherwise) then maybe it's time to part.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:43:02 2014 No.8235543 >>8235084 it's not that nobody's interested in me more like I find the fuccbois who are interested in me repulsive

Anonymous Thu May 15 20:44:17 2014 No.8235546

>>8235469
Analyze me plz.

>late twenties
>married hs sweetheart
>broke up several times in college and whatnot, usually because I was experimenting with other girls
>have a young baby now
>secure career with decent salary
>she is in a professional graduate degree with guaranteed high paying job
>her family helps take care of child
>her family and her are wealthy, she owns real estate and other assets
>she has skinny body, nice skin, pretty face and is pretty /fa/
>decent sex, watches lesbian porn with me, helping take care of my urges
>she can be a bitch at times, a little wild and pisses me off but not serious stuff
>usually helps me out with career and family things
>she's good with money and life skills
>we enjoy doing shit together

Did I do alright?..

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:46:46 2014 No.8235551 >>8235546 the dream .___________________.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:51:14 2014 No.8235557 >>8235546 >needing a tripfag on 4chan to validate your life choices You need to stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 20:53:57 2014 No.8235561 File: 72 KB, 542x602, 1400133366875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"why are you smoking cigarettes anon? to look cool?" >"no, to stay off other drugs"

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 20:55:29 2014 No.8235566

>>8235535
>knowing what could happen and to mentally prepare for it is a better attitude.
That's what i'm trying to say.
However, thinking "things will work out" when they clearly won't realistically work out in a healthy way is a bad idea.

I'm sure you agree with that, but my personal view is always prepare for the worst. Don't romanticize your relationships.

>>8235539
Sure, go ahead and talk about the sex situation but that isn't the right move. Sex is something that should not be negotiated, and in most relationships it ends up like that.
Her saying she loves you is worth nothing because words mean nothing without action.

Girls tell their girl friends "i love you" too. Girls tell their guy friends they "love them BFF"

She may love the SECURITY you give her, but if there is no sex she isn't your girlfriend, she is a girl friend.

I wouldn't talk to her about it, for a lot of reasons, and that's the main thing guys disagree with me about. There are some problems that should be talked over but most of the time it's useless, especially when done wrong.

Let her know you are unsatisfied with the amount of sex you have, but you don't have to tell her to change. She'll change if she cares about you enough.

Withdraw attention, and that will sort it out.

>>	Sieg Thu May 15 21:01:39 2014 No.8235583 >>8235546 I always wonder if people that go on and off, then get together when they have a baby know if it is theirs 100% or not. Can anyone chime in on that? How do you know for sure the kid is yours?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:02:24 2014 No.8235587 >>8232707 Don't be the guy that gets his ass kicked because you decided to kiss her. Also, >walk a mile in someone else's shoes, etc, etc

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:05:23 2014 No.8235596 >>8235156 Someone please help

Sieg Thu May 15 21:11:28 2014 No.8235606

>playing a kids card game for $2 store credit.
> 12 year old girl sits down and is all nervous and shit
> roll for first turn, I lose it
> go second! forest Glistener elf
> little bitch plays bulk vanilla 1/1 with hast and swings for one.
> I fucking lay my second forest down groundswell, groundswell and mutagenic growth
> she says she still has life left
> call judge on her
> she gets match loss

I buy a Mountain Dew gamer fuel with my winnings

Her dad is all starring me down for not letting win / giving her a shot

Fuck em

Showing these Tweens who the fuck is their middle aged boss

Anonymous Thu May 15 21:13:21 2014 No.8235610
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>be 19
>inna college
>found out I failed english because too lazy to do all the assignments, although I aced the ones I did do
>probably going to fail math because it was online so of course I did nothing
>aid money I had is probably going to be revoked due to shit grades
>now my cops cash is going to be spent on shitty college classes
>shitty minimum wage job at a health food store
>have had issues doing schoolwork all my life
>was able to just make it by in elementary and highschool but college is kicking my ass because of all the damn papers
>I don't enjoy any of my hobbies anymore
>have no passions, no plans for the future
>time is spent either at work, school, or the internet
>want to die

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:14:20 2014 No.8235612 >>8234213 holy fucking shit, one of those people might be my brother what's the name of the guy at the very back in the bluish button up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:24:13 2014 No.8235630 >>8235606 I'm trying to get into MTG, any advice for a new player?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:31:08 2014 No.8235645 >tfw 6'3" >tfw slightly too tall and lanky to be effay

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:46:25 2014 No.8235697 File: 8 KB, 400x400, piq_161423_400x400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8235610 r u me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:54:06 2014 No.8235718 >>8235610 you're like me. Except I'm 25 now and finally getting over it. You just gotta work hard now so you can chill later bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 21:59:57 2014 No.8235743 >>8235147 I imagine you being a skinny effeminate little faggot with early justin bieber hair and a girly voice.

Anonymous Thu May 15 22:09:19 2014 No.8235773

I've been told numerous times by different people that I'm good looking, cute or handsome. I've had two girlfriends and both of them would praise me on my looks regularly and tell me how they brag about me. Yet I look completely repulsive in photographs and it makes me want to cry and wonder what the hell do people see in me. Anyone else have this problem?

Anonymous Thu May 15 22:20:14 2014 No.8235819

>>8235773
I have that, but I'm 6'2" with a giant head and don't photo well unless there is a flash. My neck is thick and you can't distinguish my jawline against it unless the lighting is right. I love flash photos of me because they have that jaw outline. My neck is thick as fuck from lifting.

Anonymous Thu May 15 22:23:58 2014 No.8235834
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>be on full time internship for the summer
>minimum wage
>easy job
>housing is covered by the university, so i basically only have to spend on food
>all this spending money
>cop a bunch of summer clothes and colognes
>buy a bunch of books
>go to a bunch of concerts
>still have cash coming in every week I have no idea what to spend on

I really want to save this money for travel in the future but it's burning a hole in my pocket. First time I've ever actually had cash to throw around. What should I do /fa/?

Anonymous Thu May 15 22:30:18 2014 No.8235866

>>8235834
depends what ur priorities are, my nigga.

judging how you felt the need to mention your desire to travel and your feelings you could save the money for satisfying this desire, save it.

OR GO ON A RAMPANT SPENDING SPREE

COP FRESHEST STUFF

FUCK THICKEST BITCHES

SNORT WHITEST COCAINE

etc.

etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:31:34 2014 No.8235871 >>8235834 Save for uni costs. Alternatively if you have your style figured out cop grail pieces.

Anonymous Thu May 15 22:35:45 2014 No.8235883

not effay feels but feels
>Have lots of acquaintances
>Only 3 real friends, they all live hundreds of miles away
>never had a gf
>Dad died when i was 13, never got to know him too well because he was always working, i was also a cringe-y faggot the whole time he was alive, i really wish he could see me trying my hardest to be normal.
>Brother doesn't talk to me
>Mom drinks too much to care about anything
>Haven't ever been able to sleep well in my life
>Past few months I've been sleeping 3 - 4 hours a night
>Been getting hypnagogic hallucinations more frequently
>sleep hasn't been interfering with my life until recently, might lose my internship soon because of it
>Go to doctor to get lunesta or some shit
>he wants me to go to a neurology center or some shit
>wants them to hook some shit up to observe my brain

I'm scared /fa/ i don't really want to go because i'm terrified they're going to find some kind of disorder and try to throw me in an asylum or some shit. So far nothing has really gone my way (other than living in a first world country) and I'm afraid if they put me on some psychoactive drugs or whatever then i will have no hope of ever interacting socially with anyone ever again.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:38:42 2014 No.8235896 >>8235883 pfffffffffft your problems are so first world. you people are worrying about the stupidest things

Anonymous Thu May 15 22:46:23 2014 No.8235913
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>tfw summer coming up soon
>tfw don't have to put any effort in my fits
>chillin listening to hip hop
>sippin that goya and orangina
>hittin up them record stores
>have time to work on new tracks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 22:57:04 2014 No.8235956 >>8233860 cost of living, poorfag,

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 23:02:19 2014 No.8235972 >>8235566 Technicalities here... go you go into detail with the withdraw attention thing? Should I continue being physical when I'm around her? Even if it doesn't lead to sex? Should I limit the time I spend with her and talking to her?

Anonymous Thu May 15 23:09:02 2014 No.8235997

>>8235147
put your own legs underneath you, m80. only way. sounds like you got it pretty good, make the best of it. ur set up to do well, u should try to help those who need it when you can. good luck.

>>8235185
>22...still a virgin
i was too, man. i finally learned how to be comfortable with/like myself. grew into my skin, as it were... being a virgin only matters to those who are, don't build up sex too much, nobody's judging you for being a virgin but yourself. [protip: it's not even always that great, or good for that matter...]

>>8235247
>never get my teenage years/early twenties back
>26 and think about killing myself a lot because i wasted so much of my life
motherfucker, what sort of cognitive dissonance r u experiencing..? just go out and fuckin do what u wanna do. make up for lost time, u said it urself!!... jesus, i'm 2yrs ur minor and even i know that..!

>>8235374
>Laughed all the way back to the land of 2 tacos for a dollar God bless
loved this line...

>>8235408
bish's love coffee. or, maybe not. but they love the idea of going to get coffee w/a guy..

>>8235451
yeah, man. u do. quit it cold turkey for a month. i'm not saying go to aa or some shit like that. fuck, go back to it with a vengeance afterward. but it feels good to take a break and feel fucking good sober. think about it. "gotta b the change u wanna c, m9!"

>>8235610
>19
there's your problem. go talk to a counselor, maybe you have add or college isn't for you. not worth the money in classes to find out in the meantime...

Calving COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 23:13:05 2014 No.8236014

>>8235972
Yes you should continue to be physical but if she doesn't seem interested then stop and act like you're cool with it. I know that can be hard when you're in a relationship, because you know if you keep trying she will have sex with you but it will get in her head when DON'T do your usual routine and act like you don't care about sex.
For example, when you're laying down with her and you go to make out and try for more and she doesn't seem interested, roll over and ignore her like it's nothing and I bet she ends up making some moves after that.
Never act like it makes you mad she won't have sex with you, even if you have a bad case of blue balls. If you want to leave, leave and if she asks why tell her that it's easier to sleep in your bed.

Be "cold" with your responses to her when she texts you and stuff. Give her 1/3rd what she gives you, so instead of your usual chatty responses, go with the one word responses.

When a girl thinks you don't want her, it makes her want you even more.

Anonymous Thu May 15 23:21:07 2014 No.8236043

>>8236014
>When a girl thinks you don't want her, it makes her want you even more.
not that guy, but, why are women such high-school tier fucking people...?
i'm not trying to be tips-fedora over here, but jesus, it's like (for a lot of them) their brains stop maturing at age 17 and critical thought is lost.
the cool women i'm legit friends with only serve to make it more tantalizing/ridiculous that i'm never attracted to a 'normal' person...

Anonymous Thu May 15 23:24:36 2014 No.8236052

>>8236043
THEY MAKE YOU THINK THAT
dont let them fool you
basically
men are always romanticizing shit, but they have to appear masculine and realist to women
and women are realist and calculating, but they have to appear romantic to men
this is kinda chaotic explaining, but you got the point
they want to make you believe the dumpling between their legs is greatest treasure in the world

>>	Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 23:24:45 2014 No.8236053 >>8236043 "A man who pretends to understand women is bad manners. For him to really understand them is bad morals." - Henry James >tfw venturing closer to the later

>>	HY DE Thu May 15 23:26:11 2014 No.8236056 >>8235612 olly, if you're still there. nice dude.

>>	Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Thu May 15 23:27:05 2014 No.8236061 >>8236052 Yea this is true. Like this quote up here: >>8232904 I already posted this link, but this writer is the best at explaining these type of ideas: http://therationalmale.com/2013/07/29/the-script/

Anonymous Fri May 16 00:00:04 2014 No.8236158
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>>8236052
>>8236053
despite the tone of my prior post, i'm not actually looking to get into a boys vs. girls discussion here. i'm really good friends with some females. they're great, really - true bros. just wondering why the women i find attractive are never the quality of friends?

and, the more i think about it, the less sex/gender-specific i think it is (&therefore the less likely i believe i'll find significant answers here)...
i guess i've managed to surround myself with quality ppl. male&female, whatever. it's just weird to me that sexual desires are, more or less overridden when i find myself attracted to a person based on quality of character, intelligence [lel tipping fedoras again] and personality (me and my closest bro have always called eachother soulmates, even tho we're both str8 males...).

anyways, Not my personal blog, just wonder if anybody else has input on my thoughts? replys accepted.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 00:06:32 2014 No.8236176 >>8236158 ye go fuck yourself with this shit blog. literally water and shit mix on the white sheet of our posts go

Calvin COOLidge !!0aHqY2/owxC Fri May 16 00:26:34 2014 No.8236229

>>8236158
Of course I have a lot of good female friends that I'm not trying to hook up with and we get along the same, if not better, than my close male friends.

However, I've also had some of those girls end up wanting more with me and I've seen them turn right into every other girl.
>just wondering why the women i find attractive are never the quality of friends?
Because you're attracted to them...
I don't really know how to explain it, but I see the same thing you do. I know better than anyone that there is the way a girl presents herself compared to how she actually is, and until sex is involved you'll never have to deal with it.

You aren't dealing with them from a "sexual" standpoint so it's a lot different that the girls you are interested in. Ask them questions and listen to them talk, but then compare their words to their actual actions (if you even know) and see that they aren't any different from the other girls.

I say "if you even know" because most guys are completely clueless to what goes on. Girls withhold information like champs, so it's very rare to HEAR the true story.

Some girls hate me because I can see them, but a lot of girls find that exciting and honest, and I always am asked for relationship advice IRL.

Of course, when a girl asks me for advice I always start with "you know what you want to hear, so pretend I just said that" because they'll rationalize and spin things in ways that make no sense. They always laugh at that because they know it's true too.

>girl living with BF
>crushing on guy she works with
>i know she's looking for a "rational excuse" to cheat (as girls do)
>"Calvin, d-do you think it's wrong when my BF doesn't text me when he's at work"
>"You know what you want to hear, so you have the answer"
>by the end of the night she's hooking up with the new guy and i'm hooking up with her friend who is desperate to prove all girls aren't the same (like all girls do)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 06:35:51 2014 No.8237068 >>8235451 I totally destroyed mine when I did, count yourself lucky

Anonymous Fri May 16 12:41:29 2014 No.8237885

>>8234780
>>8233244
>thinks you can't have style when you're a poorfag
hence the world style. Fashion is for richfags. The other thing about fashion is that when you dress 'fashion', you look like a fucking tool anywhere outside of fashion week or weird underground circles in Paris/London. It ain't about price. It's not even really about quality. It's about fit and your own personal swagger.

pussinboots Fri May 16 14:53:40 2014 No.8238247

>>8235883
can't really find disorders just by looking at your brain waves son, they just want to see the patterns while you sleep (my guess)
it's not scary, always better to know if something is wrong so you can fix it
psych evals on the other hand.. never do them

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