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Hello, hello, hello /fa/!

Me and my oligarchy of wealthy resellers and models who, after getting home from a day of modelling and having sex, like to stir up /fa/ and make fun of the plens in af1s and doc martens have decided its time for a change of pace.

Most of you fine young lads can't comprehend a lot of what I'm saying anyway, and the fun is drying up, we've milked you for all you're worth.

So we'll be adopting a more direct approach that will be tailored to you more - shall we say, diminutive - cognitive abilities.

Things will be now more focused on helping you improve in your school work, your sex lives(or helping you get one in a lot of cases) and things of that nature.

This is just a quick PSA, look out for a new brand of more direct and helpful posting in the future!

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>>8068161

>> No.8068195

tsk tsk tsk so sad

>> No.8068203

last thread didnt get you all the attention you wanted?

lmao

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>>8068161
First up today will be FASHION HISTORY. Most of you know very little about fashion, how to dress, whats hot whats not etc.

You're in luck however! I am going to be bringing you the freshest cuts, the cleanest styles and the hottest of looks you'll be smoken the opposition in no time at all. All those pretty girls who once pointed and laughed, turned up there noses at poor little /fa/ user will be DYING to get a piece of your little cut cock.

>> No.8068237

>>8068209
Hey pigfuck! I know you probably spent a lot of your limited time typing up this before hand... but can you give us insight on how to get the qts instead?

>> No.8068312

i'm just a teenage dirtbag

>> No.8068331

Don't you live in Arizona? Just end it.

>> No.8068374

>>8068237
Hello! Although its a little ahead of schedule, I am happy to help with your qt problem.

A source of frustration for many on this board, and something that I believe is both directly and indirectly harming the board, its culture, and most importantly its posters, is a lack of sex, love and friendship in their lives.

Thus, its VERY important we nip this little antisocial, sexual frustration and teenage sexual ambivalence in the bud before it carries on into adulthood or manifests even more unhealthy antisocial tendencies like cutting and wearing supreme.

In order to GET the women, one must first understand what a woman WANTS. A woman is an inherently sexual being, whether she is aware of it or not, she is predetermined to be attracted to men who exude power, virility and sexual prowess.

Now, I know what you're thinking "HOW papa Pig, HOW do I transform myself into a Sexual Tyrannosaurus just like you?" It's a multifaceted answer young tim, and your own personal journey must start from within. You must say to yourself: "Am I going to continue to be a cuck my whole life? Do I want to stand idly by and watch my high school sweetheart run off with some Blue Blooded Jew, or worse, a Black?" NO! Of course you don't. So make a conscious decision to renounce your inner cuck. REJECT THE CUCK.

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do the voices in your head tell you these things?

>> No.8068414

>being an average thin white male on 4chan
Being a tripfag isn't helping you piece of shit
also go cop some good looks
>inb4 newfag

>> No.8068423

>>8068420
bummer

>> No.8068420

>>8068331
No he's Australian

>> No.8068435
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Now, here's a trade secret for all you burgeoning BEARS, BUCKS, and BREEDERS out there wondering how exactly does one tackle his inner cuck, let alone KILL the little scamp? Let me tell ya partner, it AIN'T EASY, but ya gotta do it.

First you have to go within yourself, analyse the inner you, strip back the layers; the facade, the mask you wear to society, to your friends and family, the mask you wear to yourself. What's there? A scared little cuck, he's already started tucking, maybe hes doing a little gay for pay? A little sissy/cross dresser online, lazily playing with his dick on chaturbate until the token threshold is reached and u can plug that sissy breeder hole with a nice big dildo? Next thing you know that little cuck is a bug chaser, hes frequenting glory holes, swallowing charged load after charged load until he catches that sweet sweet butterfly. Before long you'll be attending POS only BDSM parties and having that little cuck hole breeded by over 50 possed up bucks in in one night!

DO YOU WANT THAT? NO? THEN KILL YOUR INNER CUCK, grab his little kike throat and rip it out, piss on him, bludgeon his face in, pull him apart like soft bread.

>> No.8068443

>>8068420
figures

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Once you've killed your inner cuck you can start to rebuild yourself from the ground up. Replace your inner cuck with a white man, a strong beautiful white man, who loves his wife and children, goes hunting and fishing, has a fully licensed arsenal of assault weaponry, hand guns and rifles. Your white man should be god fearing - in the very least agnostic - he should reject zionist and socialist tenants like multiculturalism, homosexuality, minorities and other such cuck nonsense. Your white man should denounce the leftwing media powers of cnn, msnbc and other such zionist fronts, Wolf Blizter is an evil, evil lizard man.

Your inner white man is self-sufficient, lives off the land in a house his white forefathers built. A beautiful farm in wyoming, laced with oak and palm, skirted with whispering woods and secret rivers, this is your white man's ancient fortress. It is from this monoethnic stronghold of traditional values and earnest, honest living that you shall launch your manifest destiny and rebuild yourself into the strong, potent man of moral fortitude and forthrightness you always should have been.

Be good to your inner white man, respect him, cherish him, give him nourishment, consume only what is good and just in this world of cuck, kike and liberal values. Love him, for he is you, and you are him. Only when you have a strong, independent white male inside of you will you attain the qts you seek.

>> No.8068557

>>8068435
Hm, I think I understand the point you're making and I have been working to improve myself (been going to /fit/, /lit/ and other helpful 4chan boards). Though I'm probably still at the "hitting it tentatively with a ruler" stage still.

Once able to breadily assert myself though... how do I tell the pleb girls from the ones that will good assets/mates/best gf?
How do you filter all those women? How do you deal with differences in "league"? ... will any be worthy to present to you or me ever worthy to mount any of them?

>> No.8068562

>>8068161
Pigfuck you're fucking weird bro

>> No.8068580

clap

>> No.8068593

>>8068557
EXCELLENT QUESTION, I WILL ANSWER THAT IN THE TIME COMING CHECK THREAD REGULARLY FOR RESPONSE AND ADVICE

>> No.8068594

>>8068237
>>8068374
>>8068557
is this obvs samefagging supposed to be ironic
are you going to tell us this was just a joke when we reflect on your pathetic moment
for real just start a blog

>> No.8068615

unfunny, stop posting, filtered.

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so, pigfuck, what's the ETA for the suicide thing?