/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8066349]

Have you been lurking, /fa/ntano?

[Anonymous No.8066445]

>>8066349
the fundungu lurks on every board, you pleb.
He knows every board culture inside out, and fucks your bitch.
Kill you'reself

[chal cucester No.8066462]

>>8066349
Anthony is a hoser

[Anonymous No.8066489]

Christ he's a faggot. That hair.

plus fat.

[Anonymous No.8066623]

hes fat/built, he cant be effay

[Anonymous No.8066766]

>fat
>ugly
>shit haircut
>reviews music (only beta fgts need opinions on music)

[Anonymous No.8066774]

he seriously looks like a high school lesbian now

[Anonymous No.8066808]

im thinking of getting my hair dying later this year if i manage to get somehow slim

[Anonymous No.8066818]

[Anonymous No.8066830]

Can't get away from fattie. Thought I was on mu

[Anonymous No.8067687]

he's kinda fat but like muscle fat

kinda like rick ross, without the huge nigga titties

[ugotme No.8067694]

Can't be /fa/ until he starts reviewing quality electronic music

[Anonymous No.8067746]

>>8067694
le death grips

[Kingfatsacks !!1Vszex925H8 No.8067754]

>>8066808
You know when you do that every one thinks you've started smoking crack right?

I mean look at heems..

[Anonymous No.8067761]

>>8067746
le memetunes

[Anonymous No.8067843]

>>8067694
I consider footwork to be very /fa/. Not the artist or the culture, just the music.
To support this is the fact that Rick likes footwork too.

[Anonymous No.8067850]

#swag

[Anonymous No.8067861]

lmao hes like 50 pounds overweight why is he trying monochrome

[Anonymous No.8067862]

yun niga get mony

[Anonymous No.8067875]

anthony fantano is that one guy who pretends hes smart even though he went to a shitty college and his band made shitty music and he's never produced anything worthwhile in his life

[Anonymous No.8067901]

>>8067862
anthony fantano?

[Anonymous No.8067959]

>>8066349

honestly he has such a punchable face

that and he's such a douche bag

[Anonymous No.8068191]

>log onto YouTube and check my subscriptions
>it’s finally here
>Anthony Fantano’s review of the Shrek motion picture soundtrack
>I eagerly click on the video
>I listen to him explain how amazing the album is for the duration of the 25-minute video
>approaching the end, rating time
>I know in my heart that the internet’s busiest music nerd will do the right thing
>but then
>Fantano says “Ogreall, I’m feelin’ a decent to strong 9 on this OST”
>my heart freezes
>anger swells within me
>a 9
>a fucking NINE
>it should have been a 10
>a STRONG 10
>every true brogre knows that the Shrek OST is the single greatest musical release in the history of mankind
>I instantly get on my knees and pray to Shrek, begging him to forgive Fantano
>I don’t want to see my favorite reviewer get Shrek’t
>suddenly I am IN Fantano’s review room
>Fantano sees me and screams, “AHHHGGGHHH!!! Intruder!”
>he pulls out his glock and aims it at me
>”What are you doing here??”
>I raise my hands and say “You’ve made a grave mistake”
>a voice whispers in Fantano’s ear from behind, “Bend ogre”
>it’s Shrek

[Anonymous No.8068197]

>>8068191
>he arrived just in time
>Fantano pulls the trigger but Shrek breaks his arm and the bullets hit the ceiling
>Fantano screams
>Shrek puts him on his hands and knees
>Fantano is crying
>he says “Wait! Wait, it’s not my fault, you have to believe me! He made me do it!”
>Shrek narrows his eyes and says “Who?”
>”Cal Chuchesta! He forced me to give the album below a 10, I swear!”
>”But laddeh, you ARE Cal Chuchesta”
>”No, I’m not! Because Cal Chuchesta is actually…”
>suddenly we hear a royal laugh
>Cal Chuchesta enters the room
>he is laughing with the voice of…Farquaad!
>I yell “Cal! You were Farquaad, all along?”
>Farquaad rips off his Cal disguise and says, “Of course! Do you really think Fantano willingly gave Macklemore and Eminem higher scores than Kanye West? It was all part of my plan, to brainswash his fans!”
>Shrek says, “Your time here is ogre, Farquaad!”
>Farquaad yells, “Guards, get him!”
>Duloc guards smash through the walls and surround Shrek
>Shrek tosses Fantano to the side and gets ready to fight
>I pick up Fantano’s gun and point it at one of the guards
>a bloodbath ensues
>Shrek and I eliminate all the guards, but now Farquaad is pointing a spear directly at Fantano’s head!

[Anonymous No.8068199]

>>8068197
>Farquaad shouts: “Don’t move or I STAB HIM IN THE EYE!!”
>suddenly one of Fantano’s vinyl records falls off of the shelf and slices Farquaad’s head off
>we all sigh and rejoice
>Shrek says, “Hold on lads, it’s not ogre yet!”
>he blesses us with shrexual experiences
>Fantano redoes his review and gives the Shrek soundtrack a super strong 10, the greatest thing he’s ever heard
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[conhnore !!qblBZSgYzBX No.8068213]

>>8067875

antfant has a pretty earthy kind of intelligence honestly

i don't think he's particularly boastful or smarmy

[Anonymous No.8069005]

>>8068191
>>8068197
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[Anonymous No.8069035]

[Anonymous No.8069057]

off! suck

[hy de No.8069058]

>>8068199
i read "redoes" as "rodeos". it was about the only thing I enjoyed about that.