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Which one do you pick?

>> No.8035269

Middle obviously, it's not even close.

>> No.8035270

>>8035250
Fuck yes, Toby Jones, all the way, only because he's toby jones, penis size is irrelevant.

It'd be a hassle having a 9" peen tho so maybe middle dude. not left guy though because he'd look kinda ugly in the clothes id wanna wear

>> No.8035278

mid >>>>> left > right

>> No.8035283

>>8035250
>middle.
>get shredded
>get more swaqqed out af cops
>dick is perfect size
>charming looking fellow
#bitches4days

>> No.8035297

>>8035283
>ITT people picking one and saying theyll change what they dont like
>missing the point entirely

>> No.8035309

obviously matt saracen motherfucker

>> No.8035320

>>8035297
it's more that your picture is stupid

>> No.8035332

>>8035320
>1999+15
>thinking im OP
>ishiggydiggy

>> No.8035333

>>8035297
hurr durr what is working out

>> No.8035354
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8035354

guy in the middle
he's not model-tier handsome, but he has a nice enough jawline and seems like a pretty attractive chap, could pulls girls easily
better than being a 10/10 greek god but getting home with some chick and it ending like this

>> No.8035369

mid obv

it's kinda me already except take away 1inch of height and add 1inch of dick length

>> No.8035690

left dude, if i would reborn asexual, otherwise the middle dude.

>> No.8035707

>>8035250
the 6'2 one obviously

his sorry ass dick size doesn't bother me and it's probably the most likely reason he'd settle for me. I'd get to tease him and it's pretty much guaranteed I'd be the one who's dick gets the action.

people seem to think the mid guy is near model tier but to me he looks below average in, like, every way I can think of. Preferences be preferences.

>> No.8035723

why is everyone on 4chan so fixated with penises

>> No.8035751

Right. Tall guys look goofy af. Plus i could be a short ugly porn star with a big penis like shorty mack

>> No.8035754

>>8035707

Are you retarded?

>> No.8035755

1st one

get money as model

get penis size surgery

>> No.8035757

>>8035751
>manlet pride

>> No.8035806

>>8035755
>penis size surgery
no such thing exists. (I still think the first one is the best choice tho)

>> No.8035801

1st by a mile

>> No.8035812

Right.

A 9 incher on a 5'5 frame would look even bigger.

>> No.8035821

>implying you wouldn't pick middle
>implying middle with goof fits wouldn't get mad poon

>> No.8035842
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8035842

>tfw 5'11
>tfw 8 inches

Not a single problem in life was given that day.

>> No.8035860

>>8035250
Middle one looks ten times more attractive than left one.

>> No.8035872

dude on left is 9/10 dude in middle is 7.5/10. You're basically asking me whether or not I'd rather be really really good looking with an almost non-functional penis or pretty good looking with a fine penis. The choice is fucking obvious.

>> No.8035869

> not picking furthest to left and simply choosing to be a gay bottom
>shiggy

>this fucking captcha

>> No.8035935

left, penis enlargement surgery


ez

>> No.8035951

What I'm really interested in here is what do women of /fa/ think. Any out there willing to share their preferences?

>> No.8035953

>>8035250
Will I remember my first life? Then left.
If no, then I still pick left, but I'll be less happy.

>> No.8035964

It's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it.

:^)

>> No.8035970

>>8035872
don't forget that he's a manlet tho (no. 2)

>> No.8035968

>>8035964
You can't use your little phillips head on a big flathead.

>> No.8036006

>>8035970
is this a le ruse

>> No.8036021

>tfw 6'2
>tfw 6 inch penis

I am okay with this

>> No.8036024

middle is just like me, i'd choose middle

>> No.8036030

>>8035806
There are several surgeries available you dumb nigger. They're all just expensive and horribly mutilate your dick to the point where they're in no way worth it. Enjoy this video though. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=344_1321583424

>> No.8036038

>>8036030
n-no thanks

>> No.8036047

>pick left one
>become power bottom

>> No.8036061

>>8036024
>>>7chan.org/eh/
You're the most normal person on this board.

>> No.8036076

middle I guess, even though he looks like a faggot

my current> all 3 these guys though tbh

>6'1
>6"
>fairly handsome

>> No.8036097

>>8035250
Left, assuming I'm still an exclusive pedo.
No need for my 7inch dick when all you like is girls who don't even care, especially when you'll never do dick-things with anyone.

>> No.8036103

>>8035707
never change /fa/ <3

>> No.8036110

>>8036097
where do u live mothefucker

>> No.8036114

Easy. Center.

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>>8036110
Texas.
Don't worry, since I truely love kids I don't do anything sexual with them, even when changing a diaper or giving them a bath.

>tfw you babysit multiple kids
>tfw you can't think of a better job

>> No.8036132

>>8036129
Disgusting.

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>>8036132
Some people just love kids.