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One day, we'll all have gfs.

>> No.7846492

>implying i want a gf
>tfw no bearmode boyfriend

>> No.7846493

We're gonna make it brah

>> No.7846509
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7846509

>tfw no eyebrows gf

>> No.7846514

>>7846492
This. I want someone who can make me feel tiny like the little skeleton I am.

>> No.7846516

>>7846492
I know this feel.

>> No.7846519
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7846519

>tfw you will never be a lesbian and have lesbian sex with a fine arts tomboy
>you will never scissor each other for hours
>you will never eat each other out for hours at end
>you will never fuck each other while your parents are downstairs
>you will never feel lonely because your tomboy gf didn't have enough time for you because of her fuckin art
>you will never fuck a male co-worker
>you will never be found out and get disowned by your lesbo whore
>you will never cry yourself to sleep because you miss lesbian sex with your tom boy hottie
>you will never meet in a cafe after years of not seeing each other and suck her fingers while placing her other hand on your pussy
>you will never get finger banged in public
>you will never be stopped because she found someone else
>you will never feel so alone
;_;

>> No.7846529
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7846529

>sad because no skeleton gf
>find cute skeleton & ask her out for lunch
>skeleton and I go out for lunch
>going out for lunch again tomorrow

Being a skeleton is the best choice I've ever made.

>> No.7846537

>>7846492
iktf

>>7846514
>not wanting to dominate the bear

>> No.7846535

>>7846529
>skeleton
>lunch date

Wouldn't it have been better to ask her to "not lunch"

>> No.7846624

>like a girl for about 6 months
>talk to her a little bit each day
>find out we have so much stuff in common
>says she's single on her fb
>work up courage to ask her out today
>look at her blog on my phone about an hour before
>she talks about something her boyfriend said
>leave school

she is the only girl i am attracted to and have anything in common with, it hurts my heart

>> No.7846638

>>7846624
I know that feel dude. A grill from one of my lectures always stares at me and I was going to talk to her the other day but she comes walking by with her bf ;_;

>> No.7846657

>>7846638
yeah, i don't know where else i can find a girl, she is the only one i am at all interested in

i haven't even had the urge to jerk off in a week, and i usually do it twice a day

is it dumb to try anyways? i have never seen her with him...

>> No.7846675

>>7846657
you sound very unconfident
save the embarrassment and don't

>> No.7846676

>retarded sad sack bullshit

>>>/r9k/

>> No.7846693

>>7846509
Fuck.
Right in the feels.

>Tfw 99% of the girls in the city dress like shit
>Tfw fourpins was right

>> No.7846694

>>7846657
>>7846638
why even bother with girls? they will cheat on you, you have solid proof evidence that they are already going to cheat on their boyfriends with you lol

girls are genetically made to cheat on any male they are with, its just natural. they literally cannot stay loyal, all of them. its literally impossible to stop a women from trying to take in as many dicks as much as possible without just tying her up to a chair, which is retarded

girls are sluts, deal with it

>> No.7846700

>>7846694
mommy issues?
Poor baby :(

>> No.7846707

>>7846694
thanks m8 but that was fucking stupid and didn't make me feel better at all

do you want me to go gay or what? i have given it thought so maybe i will

>> No.7846719

>>7846700
me mum loves me, its just that its so fucking true, all around me i see my friends have their girlfriends cheating on them, it happens in media, and the NTR doujins i read

>>7846707
i cant be gay, i really like women, but goddamn they are all so fucking loose, and there is literally nothing you can do about it lol

as soon as you give a qt your heart, she will strategically plan the best way to ruin your life for no fucking reason, idk why they do that but they all do lol.

>> No.7846725

>>7846638
This is the worst feel. Why do they stare if they have a bf? It gives me hope and then just crushes it

>> No.7846730

>>7846719
then u have never met a true qt

people get married u know fucken nerd

>> No.7846728

it's easy to get a girlfriend unless you're a hideous son of a bitch
it's harder to get a girlfriend you actually want though
had a girl crash at mine over the weekend and she was way too keen on me, there's something off putting about being chased as a man rather than doing the chasing for the woman

>> No.7846732

>>7846725
You stare at girls right? Many many girls
Do you want all of them to be your gf? Are you in deeply in love with all the girls you stare at for 2 seconds?
no
Girls are the same bro

>> No.7846739

>>7846730

divorce rates tho

>> No.7846736

>>7846638
just go for it /fa/ggot.
i just went thru this and as long as u rnt doin sum pussy beta shit u r gon be fine.

ill hold u lil nigga

>> No.7846741

>>7846739
but marriage tho

>> No.7846743

>>7846624
this happens all the time, accept it move on, it will happen again get used to it

>> No.7846751

>tfw I'm not actually /fa/

>> No.7846752

>>7846730
du plenty of wives cheat on their man

plenty of wives

it literally happens all the time

usually the only reason why women want to marry a man is because of how much money they have, nothing else

and then they have multiple dudes that she fucks on the side, as well as the guy shes 'married' to so she can make him think that shes loyal to him lol

and women are 100% ok with this, they accept this and think it's okay, and if anyone thinks otherwise M-MUH FEMINISM

>> No.7846756

>>7846752
holy shit read a book
You sound very stupid

>> No.7846760

>>7846756
got any suggestions?

>> No.7846759

>>7846752
>http://www.statisticbrain.com/infidelity-statistics/

Facts are fun.

>> No.7846763

>>7846752
lol you are fucked in the head, have you been spending time on /r/theredpill

if you think this then sorry that you think this

you must have never been with a true goddess before, but it's ok, few of us have

>> No.7846765

>>7846760
anything just..god…learn something

>> No.7846766

>>7846752

this isn't a gender issue

>> No.7846770

>>7846759
whoa, guess i was wrong then, that's pretty nuts dude

i guess im hanging with the wrong people? maybe i havent met a real loyal girl yet? i should stop generalizing and keep faith. sorry everyone.

>> No.7846771

>>7846759
>Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught 74 %
>Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught 68 %

wtf

>> No.7846773

>>7846694
>>/r9k/

>> No.7846783

>>7846770
it's ok man, no harm done, who you hanging with tho?

>> No.7846780

>>7846771
they want to fuck qts
what can you say

>> No.7846785
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>>7846771

ikr it's scary

also pic tangentially related

>> No.7846788

>>7846694
evolutionarily its literally the exact opposite f wat u said lol

there r many other factors tho i'm not an evo psych purist

>> No.7846793

>>7846780
>>7846785
i guess modern marriage sux???

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>>7846788
>evolutionarily
I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

>> No.7846802

>>7846535
Maybe they ate some bonemeal.

>> No.7846805

>>7846785
>>7846798
is it rly that good of a show

>> No.7846807
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>>7846785
>saying no to this
marty is not a god

>> No.7846809

i just realized how scared i am of getting old and the girls that i think are qt's are now old too

oh fuck me i am scared of getting old fuck

>> No.7846810

>>7846783
i hang out with some okay people, but they would like to have a loyal girlfriend and would not want to cheat on theirs, but i do have one friend who doesnt really hold the same type of morals, and he just broke up with his girlfriend after finding out that she cheated on him multiple times

plus times in the past, like this one girl i was talking to said "if i were your girlfriend, i would never cheat on you" and i said "are you cheating on your boyfriend right now?"

she said yes, i asked with how many people, she said like 3

plus a bunch of other stories and shit i read on the internet

but i now know that that isnt solid evidence and that i shouldnt base all women with that generalization. that's really stupid and i feel stupid for even saying stull like that.

>> No.7846812

>>7846519

What's the name of that movie?

>> No.7846814
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>>7846805
yes
Stop being pleb and watch it
>there are at least 10 thread active on /tv/ right now

>> No.7846815

>>7846809
same here man, im so scared of getting old, i love the look of young women

and when you get old, it'd be weird to like young women

so only way out is to be really fucking rich

>> No.7846822

>>7846812

blue is the warmest color i think

>>7846805

yeah it's great

>> No.7846821

>>7846809
fuck bitches now before you regret it

>> No.7846823

>>7846492

>gay bearmode friend said he'd fuck me if I was gay

t-thanks /fa/

>> No.7846826

>>7846822
>2014
>not watching blue is the warmest colour
and here I thought you were cool

>> No.7846830

>>7846815
i feel like when you are old you may still like the girls your age, but they will not be qts

how can you prefer wrinkles over the younger version of them (not in a pedo way)

>>7846821
sadly words like that have no effect on me, and i will just regret it

>> No.7846827

>>7846814
woah only 8 episodes
are they 0.5 hrs? i can marathon the ones so far

>> No.7846835

>>7846822

>blue is the warmest color i think

Yeah, that's it. Good movie.

>> No.7846836

>>7846827
1 hour
>>7846830
>sadly words like that have no effect on me, and i will just regret it
You realize you are dying and would be dead within 100 years? Just fuck…stop being scared

>> No.7846837

>>7846826

it's on da list

>>7846827

full hours

>>7846830

ugh im thinking of girls i know that have had relationships with 30+ year olds and I fear i might be one of those men some day

>> No.7846838

>tfw my gf came back to me

we're all gonna be okay anons

>> No.7846845

>>7846838
>taking her back

>> No.7846849

>>7846836
i wish man, i have read so much inspirational stuff and i am completely aware that my existence doesn't mean shit so i might as well get my dick wet

still doesn't do it for me, i am going to regret it fuck

>>7846837
wouldn't it be good to be one of those old guys with younger girls? you should be more scared of being poor and old and with an ugly girl your own age

>> No.7846852

>>7846838
>kissing the mouth that sucked multiple guys dick while you broke up

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>>7846509
>eyebrows gf

>> No.7846855

>>7846836
>>7846837
oooh that'll take a bit then

>> No.7846869

>>7846809
Idk how old you are but every girl I had a crush on in high school but never the balls to ask out, except one who "had soccer practice" all ended up hooking up with me later. most recently a few months back when I was 23. i'm 24 now and currently texting a 10/10 i went to high school with.

time to stop clowning around with "but tactics and manipulations" and just embrace game for what it is.

>> No.7846866

>>7846838
You took her back? I'm sorry, but I look dimly on this. This just seems . . . I don't know.

>> No.7846871

>have GF
>cute face
>amazingly clear skin
>good hair
only problem is she's fat, the weight is the only thing holding her back from moving up on the 10 scale

>> No.7846877

>>7846869
do you think they are still as hot as they were in highschool, like do your prefer the aged version of themselves

that's what i am afraid of, that i will not like a girl because i know the younger version of her

>> No.7846876

anyone have any tips on how deal with having feelings for unattainable grill, I let never let any of it bother me until I made a drunken fool of myself the other night, in an attempt to take her home. I feel like crap about the whole thing

>> No.7846880

>>7846624
don't "like" a girl for six months - ask her out ASAP.
she either is interested in you or not, and typically that interest will only go down by becoming her "friend"

>> No.7846884

>>7846871

help her lose weight and she'll worship you forever

>> No.7846890

>>7846849

aging with a woman your age sounds better than desperately gripping onto your youth by dating a young broad tbh

>> No.7846886

>>7846876
> deal with having feelings for unattainable grill
Ask her out again while not drunk
At least you know an answer then do the whole "what if…" 4 the rest of your life

>> No.7846889

>>7846876
"don't trip" - Turf Talk, I Got Chips from The West Coast Vaccine, 2008

Just act completely unfazed and find a new girl to endlessly obsesses over without ever finding your balls.

>> No.7846898

>>7846880
how do i learn to do stuff like that though, i am just going to out myself as a pussy bitch

>>7846890
when you put it like that you're right, but i think it would be best to not desperately grip on to your youth, but still date a young broad

>> No.7846899

>>7846884
She's been working on it, she started losing weight but it's tough for her since she does have some medical issues making it harder on her to keep up her metabolism and energy

>> No.7846896

>>7846890
as usual, here come cosmicass saying what he thinks will make him sound good to the sensitive souls instead of understanding things for how they are.

>desperately gripping onto your youth
by being the dominate adult authority they crave?

gee that makes sense

goddamn man go take some Zinc and eat steak or something

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>>7846896
marty pls go