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So it's almost Valentine's Day.

How is everyone preparing?
Gift shopping?
Reservation making?
Manscaping?

>> No.7756386

Implying

>> No.7756394

go away salman khan

>> No.7756391

>

>> No.7756398

I'm too patrician for stupid holidays like this

>> No.7756404

finishing house of cards season 1 so that i can start season 2 on valentines day

>> No.7756403

I haven't had a date in two years.

>> No.7756412

>>7756405
you kind of goofed boy

>> No.7756405

Shipped my exgf a dildo

how am I doing?

>> No.7756435

Huh.

I thought out of all the boards on 4chan, /fa/ would be most likely to have a partner, (gay or otherwise).

>> No.7756445

>>7756412
fuck, man
I suck at this

>> No.7756457

>>7756412
this unless you shipping her a dildo allows you to DP her by yourself

>> No.7756467

>>7756435
Most of us are here because we are all lonely sick fucks, if we had gfs or were normal fags we would be at the mall shopping at aero postal and twitting shit

>> No.7756468

>>7756457
it was supposed to be a romantic gift

>> No.7756463

>>7756435
you could not of been more wrong

>> No.7756475

Thinking of going to a bar thursday and friday night. The thing is it's a college town and I'm 19

>> No.7756480

>>7756468
Nice b8 m80 so gr8 8/80 br8

>> No.7756487
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>>7756480

>> No.7756539

>>7756381
lmao wtf is that picture

>> No.7756580

>>7756403
I haven't had a date my whole life. Beat that m8

>> No.7756609

>>7756580
i have no friends

the last time I had sex i couldn't keep hard and it was with a prostitute

>> No.7756651

>>7756580
Ditto. Kissless virgin, reporting in.

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7756663

>this thread

>> No.7756670

if i went out with girls i wouldn't be able to spend time and money on myself >:(

>> No.7756763

>>7756580
how is this even possible.

i'm an ugly hamplanet (currently 240 lbs at 5'11", prolly 3/10 face on a good day) and i've never started a conversation with a girl let alone ask a girl out. i've still been a few dates though (girl asked me out/bro set me up on a couple.) and i'm aspie af btw.

maybe you've got a hyper-masculine face

>> No.7756776

>>7756381
im going to go to walmart at midnight on the 14th and cop hella choclates at 50% off

try and stop me bitches whores and sluts

>> No.7756804

>>7756763
when i was in 7th grade, a friend of mine grabbed my arm while i was playing magic the gathering

rought me overto this random chick who was reading a world record's book alone in the corner

and said this is ____, he has never had a GF or went on a date. can he take you out?

she looked me up and down and said "nah"

never approached a woman since, dead serious women i've fucked/dated approached me/ contacted me

>> No.7756827

>>7756804
Hey, Sieg, do you want to hang out sometime? We could both have a few drinks, hang out, and look at some model trains if you know what I mean.

>> No.7756868

>>7756804
holy shit that's traumatic

>> No.7756920

> We decided to skip gifts this year because poor and midterm season is upon us
> Going out on the 19th to a Tibetan restaurant for my birthday
> Ordered some bras from asos because they have 30-band bras

Need to find a nice thong or something now

>> No.7756931

>>7756868
>b-but nick, i just played phyxerian arena this turn and I have a deckmasters lhurgoyf out on the playfield :(

>> No.7756951

>>7756763
I don't know. I'm a little awkward and a massive introvert. It's just the way it is.

>> No.7756961

>>7756920
post a fit

>> No.7756974

>>7756920
women say skip gifts this year so:

1: they can get mad that you didn't get a gift then get some sort of dinner or better than choclates + flowers gift as a "apology"

2: not buy anything for the guy (even though women typically don't buy anything for men on valentines)

3: hope that it tricks their date into thinking "omg she's oerfect she doesn't expect or want anything im going to uy her the best shit ever!"

it only works becuase most guys are dum as fuck

>> No.7757131

>getting a teddy bear and wiping my sweat on it to smell like me
>tooking diner
>fucking
>taking m

basically doing us

>> No.7757168

>>7756974
Dis nigga is right.

It won't work in your favor, ever.

Bitches always want to use shit against you.

>> No.7758526

>>7757168
That's why you don't ask her, just get her something small.

Example: I'm getting her a betta fish. ~$15 with all the necessary shit, then take her out using a gift card from christmas.

Easy peasy

>> No.7758532

my long-distance gf wants me send her a letter
don't know what to write
she hates kitschy stuff and probably expects something abstract
wot do?

>> No.7758536

>>7758532
haiku
poem
dragon dildo

>> No.7758537

I'm gonna convince myself I'm asexual, I pretty much feel it anyways.

>> No.7758574

>>7758532
Here I wrote you a little mock up, let me know if you want more:

Dearest [INSERT NAME HERE]— my body is simply crazy with wanting you — If you don’t come tomorrow — I don’t see how I can wait for you — I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours — the kisses — the hotness — the wetness — all melting together — the being held so tight that it hurts — the strangle and the struggle.”

>> No.7758585

>>7758536
>>7758574

good suggestions, but I think I'll just send her an piece of paper with semen stains on it

>> No.7758595

>>7758537

n-n-no.. i'd suck your d if you'd like

>> No.7758600

>>7758532

acquire an interesting personality, a broad vocabulary and a unique way of talking/writing with other people. don't ask for help.

>> No.7758601

>>7758585
excellent idea

Remember to not leave any evidence that it was you. Also take a picture off Google Maps of where she lives and attach it.

>> No.7758624

>>7756381
hopefully get 2 spend the day without a mil bitches crawling up my dick

>> No.7758632

ITT: solid advice

>> No.7758629

>>7758532
list of first and last names of random people

when she calls you and asks you what it meant

tell her its a list of people you have had sex with in her abscence, and tell her to think twice net time she wants to be a bitch and do something selfish like move

>> No.7758635

>>7758629
LMAO

>> No.7758779

I haven't had a valentine my entire life this this year. I Lost my virginity/first kiss to this guy in November and he stopped talking to me after. By coincidence I met his roomate from the /fit/ maps and we started talking and he asked me to be his valentine. If he tries to fuck me I'm out peace.

>> No.7758786

>>7758779
are you a boi?

>> No.7758790

>>7758786
no

>> No.7758796

>>7758779
>I Lost my virginity/first kiss to this guy in November and he stopped talking to me after.

top kek

his roomate expects you to put out, they talked and know you

what are /fit/ maps

>> No.7758797

>>7758790
thats pretty gay m8

>> No.7758808

>>7758796
probably, told him i don't though and i don't want a relationship. He said his roomate left me because i was clingy
>kissless virgin
what did he expect lmao
>>7758797
ikr

>> No.7758815

>>7758526
That fish will be dead in a week. Girls suck at responsibility. Expecting a woman to take care of a life..on her own? That poor fish is fucked.

>> No.7758822

>>7758808
stop eing so judgemental and a prude

have sex with this guy, he took the time out of his day to specifically ask YOU to e his valentine.

honestly, he sounds like a pretty nice guy i mean taking you out on velntines day as a favor to you.

i mean truly, are you really worth his time? i mean honestly, there are hundreds of other girls who are much better in bed, and are worthy of his time.

i mean truly ask yourself, are you really worth it?

your company doesn't sound like a fun inducing time. he really is doing you a huge favor....

>> No.7758829

>>7758808
It's girls like you that are fucking annoying as fuck. YOu don't deserve a date. Just stay the fuck home, you fucking weirdo.

>> No.7758914

I'm pretty sure I'm not that ugly but I'm too socially retarded to talk to girls.

In senior year of high school there was this cute girl who I did a group project with and her friend told me I should ask her to prom but I was being retarded and didn't get the hint so I stayed home and played video games and she went with a bunch of other girls instead. In my first year of college there was this other girl in one of my group projects who I kinda connected with and fell for but she was one of those girls with like 50 male orbiters and she said she was busy when I asked her to lunch so I gave up.

For Valentine's Day I'm gonna make a rap song about all my failed quests for romance. I'm gonna make the beat using samples from katawa shoujo OST and Nemesis (the android love dialogue) and it's gonna be about the robot waifus we're gonna be able to cop in 10 years.

>same mom that said don't date till your forty
>now concerned about my sexuality
>go home for break
>sister's like did you get laid
>you wanna tell us you're gay?

>> No.7758940

>but she's like it's cool
>you can worry about girls when you're in med school
>look I got enough confidence issues
>without dealing with bitches who
>might actually be smarter than me
>that's ego preserving mentality
>fatality I'd rather retreat
>eat noob-approved nachos and treats

I'm going platinum

sage

>> No.7758988

>>7758815
I have one of my own.

It is literally the easiest thing to take care of. Couple food pellets in the morning, fresh water every 2-3 days, play with it once in a while.

It ain't rocket appliances. And if it dies, who cares, they're like $5.

>> No.7758991

>>7758914
>>7758940
I didn't realize you were writing a rap till the last line. None of it even rhymes.

>> No.7759025

>>7756776
ok, fatboy

>> No.7759030

>>7758829
>>7758822
Kek he's nice he told me he didn't want a relationship either doe so

>> No.7759049

>>7759030
he doesn't want a relationship, but he deserves sex for having to waste his only 2014 valentines day on a girl like you

>> No.7759081

Watching the premieere of Her with a girl. Should be fun. Also dw not taking her to the movies as a first date

>> No.7759091

>>7759030
He'll settle for a beej.

That nigga is going to spend time and money on you. He expects sexual activities in return.

If you're boring, he'll stop talking to you. He's taking a chance with you, especially on V-day.

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>>7759081
is she a god-tier model like slavic slut with small mole covered tits spaced about 3" apart 10/10? pic related

>> No.7759093

>>7759088
Not him, but I'd smash CurlGurl.

>> No.7759099

>>7759093
i'd pay her $50 to let me lick the piss dripping off of her labia

>> No.7759109

This thread is so sad

I'm lucky i got plans this year

>> No.7759114

>>7759088
curlgurl is smashable in that "grill next door" way
shame she must have issues (more so than a normal grill so like A LOT) because she's a channer :(

>> No.7759140

>>7758991

Anon said none of my lines rhyme
face red, grab the pencil lead
this ain't no victimless crime
I stencil out some new rhymes
to prove my credentials and potential
please be gentle
you, you're coincidental
I'm George Bush
I'm intercontinental
I smoke kush
and smuggle cocaine
on jet airplanes
I hustle, I got muscle
I'm smug, deal street drugs
and if you talk shit again
I'll turn your skin into my rug
admit it my spit has more wit
then four of your SAT scores
occasionally catch me outdoors
paying my respects
I'm a veteran of war
you on all fours
giving oral sex

>> No.7759764

>>7759049
>>7759091
ya brah imma just give him a bj, not gunna fuck him. I'm good at bj's too deep throat like a pro

>> No.7759780

Going out with my boyfriend :3

>> No.7759805

Have a first date on Tuesday... Kinda don't know if I should ask her for vday. Is that expected you think? I don't have any plans made... And don't really know her well enough yet to make plans.

>> No.7759831

>>7759114
Dem BJ eyes doe

>> No.7760764

>>7759088
Nah, more like an experiment in what happens when someone with experience dates a virgin with obvious sexdrive kinda thing. I'm the one with experience.

>> No.7761289

>>7758600
just say "Hey whats uyp happy valentines day."
in a email and put a picture of a dog in it. Taht is the best.

>> No.7761310

>>7756487
Is the dildo bigger than you?

not long before she wants bbc

you fucked,

I sure hope you're a cuckold like me

>> No.7761356

>>7758601
Make sure to send a 5 point plan on how to abduct and rape her. Then next week send another letter asking for the plans back

>> No.7762894

>>7756435
you do realize /fits/ a board, right? they're probably doing way better than us