feels general

[lemons No.7524564]

>tfw your pinroll comes undo but you cant stop and fix it right away

[Anonymous No.7524569]

>tfw you were cut as a child and now your dick doesn't match your drapey goth shinobi clothings

[lemons No.7524666]

>>7524569
uncut master race

[Anonymous No.7524671]

Give me on good raisin to not move to NYC.

[poet !!/szoQLS9DbM No.7524722]

>>7524671
dont

[lemons No.7524728]

>>7524722
fake ass poet gfto

[poet !!/szoQLS9DbM No.7524758]

>>7524728

[Anonymous No.7524761]

>>7524569
I can't even begin to express how glad i am to not know this feel

[Anonymous No.7524811]

>>7524722
Come on man, that's not a raisin.

[Anonymous No.7524823]

>>7524666
Umm... ewww

get your ant eater looking dick out of here

[lemons No.7524831]

>>7524823
my dick is so little tho it doesnt matter

but its bigger than yours

[Anonymous No.7524851]

>>7524666
reporting in
only dumb americunt grills cares about this

[Anonymous No.7524865]

>tfw a bird shits on you in public, away from any restroom/home

[Anonymous No.7524876]

>>7524758
seriously dude, i don't want to be overy dramatic but i just think it's best.
let's just forget him.
it's time for goodbyes,
because it was never meant.
and you can't miss what you forget

[Anonymous No.7524874]

>>7524823
>omg Ethan, he's penis was so weird, it looked like an anteater!
>I'm so glad, you're not deformed like that!

[lemons No.7524915]

>>7524876
so lets just forget, everything and everything we did.
best friends. better halfs.
goodbye
we were falling out of love

[Anonymous No.7524931]

>>7524569
>tfw long foreskin
I got legit dick ovens

[Anonymous No.7527524]

>tfw memories of new years are coming back
>tfw told one friend about my excessive ass sweating problem
>tfw yelled at someone for turning off Mamma Mia to put on Passion Pit and threatened to choke them to death for saying Abba were shit
>tfw tried to fight someone because they said Eminem was a better rapper than MF DOOM
>tfw think I may have pissed on another guys shoes because he said my Raf velcros looked dumb

I need to stop getting so drunk

[Anonymous No.7528112]

>tfw snapchat thread got deleted

[Anonymous No.7528123]

>>7524931
>tfw used to have phimosis
>diy cured it

[Anonymous No.7528117]

>>7527524
you sound like a piece of shit if that's the kinda shit you pull when you're drunk
1/10 would not even pity hangout with

[Anonymous No.7528136]

>>7528123
good for you!

[Anonymous No.7528137]

>tfw you see pics of her on nye
>tfw you were at home drinking alone while she was having meaningless drunk sex with some brute who probably has shit fits

[Anonymous No.7528138]

>>7524722
>>7524758
You're not him

[Anonymous No.7528141]

>tfw gained weight from holidays

back to barely eating and working out

[Anonymous No.7528180]

>>7527524
>>tfw think I may have pissed on another guys shoes because he said my Raf velcros looked dumb
that's baller tho

[Anonymous No.7528212]

>got a few invites to go to NYE parties
>made excuses not to go
>getting more and more shut-in
>letting friends go

It's going to be impossible to find someone to date while being a moderate shut-in isnt it?

[Anonymous No.7528227]

>tfw scalp psoriasis
>tfw can't buzz hair short because of self-consciousness.

[Anonymous No.7528256]

>>7528212
yeah. unless you can net her in soon and she's the hermit type as well you're sort of fucked bro, but good luck.

[Anonymous No.7528266]

>tfw clothes is extremelynuncomfta ble but looks good

[Anonymous No.7528272]

>>7524569
>raf is cry
;-;

[Anonymous No.7528294]

>>7528212
Don't be a bitch, just be social. Obviously staying at home isn't beneficial to you, as you are complaining about it.

If you stay in your comfort zone anon, how will you ever experience life itself?

[Anonymous No.7528295]

>>7528272
lel :')

[Anonymous No.7528323]

>>7528141
same

[Anonymous No.7528333]

>>7528294
I'm just starting to realize how fake and disingenuous people are to each other so every time I go out and do stuff I just end up having an existential crisis. Like nothing seems real anymore.

I'm just getting tired of people.

[Anonymous No.7528365]

>>7528141
same

>44 kgs before christmas
>47kgs now
>mfw

[Anonymous No.7528419]

>tfw when no one recognizes my dreamboxes and big tough broskis push me around on the street because im wearing "clown shoes". excuse me? rick owens inspired u plebe

[Anonymous No.7528468]

>>7528212
that was me last year

no one invited me to any parties this year

mite b lyin to myself and sayin i chose this path willingly but idk

owell

[Anonymous No.7528503]

>have off on New Year's Day
>boss asks me what the wife and I have planned
>tell him I'm not married
>he asked me what the significant other and I have planned
>tell him I'm single
>he asks why
>tell him I'm "married to the job"
>he looks at me with pity and walks away

The only positive is that I started talking to a girl at J. Crew, so that might lead somewhere this New Year.

[Anonymous No.7528595]

>>7528365
fuck...