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Yikes. So this just happened

>walking in town, doing some errands
>suddenly, out of a store, a couple comes out. Start to walk towards me
>she is ~5'10"qt3.14. Her bf is shorter than her, ~5'7". I am 6'3.
>she scans me from head to toe and smiles. I smile back because I'm not an aspie. BF ignores me, looks at the ground
>by ignoring me and not paying attention, he doesn't realize he is in my lane
>I keep walking, hoping that he will realize and move out
>he doesn't
>by virtue of having like 70 pounds on this guy, when we collide his shoulder jerks back
>"S-sorry". Avoids eye contact
>his gf has the most disappointed look on his face
>I look at them then keep walking

Fuck. I srsly hope the manlets in this board at least lrn2 have some self-confidence. I ain't even Alpha: that faggot made me look like one. I bet tonight he is sleeping on the couch.

PS: My best friend is 5'8", not /fa/ at all and gets laid more than I do

>> No.7513674

>>7513664
>I'm not an aspie
>greentexts a story about how you ran into some dude and your (inaccurate) perception of past events on a fashion sub-board of an anime forum
I beg to differ

>> No.7513673

never knew /fa/ was a diary

>> No.7513684

>his gf has the most disappointed look on his face
>his face

Captcha: daughter xusing

>> No.7513696

>>7513664
thanks for sharing.

>> No.7513701

>bringing down others to make yourself feel better

>> No.7513705

I never knew /fa/ was actually /fit/ in disguise

>> No.7513711

I want /fit/ to go

>> No.7513712

>>7513664
>>>/r9k/

>> No.7513725
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7513725

>>7513664
OP AKA MR STEALYOURGIRL

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7513739

>>7513664
>on his face
son were you on drugs ?

>> No.7513741

>see the collision going to happen
>too aspie and arrogant to move

>>7513701
this

>> No.7513776

this thread is actual autism

>> No.7513794

>>7513664
>doesn't realize he is in my lane
>I keep walking
Why are you so fucking stupid

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7513800

>>7513725
tfw no cute bf to reviews you every week

>> No.7513819

>>7513800
>u will never co star in a poutine review

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>>7513819

>report of the week will never be part of your effay crew

>> No.7514349

>>7513664
I'm 6'5 and that's pretty lame thing to do bruv.

>> No.7514361

>>7513819
Implying I won't cut you

>> No.7514365

>>7513800
SKype

>> No.7514388

>>7513664
/fit/ cancer pls go

>> No.7514387

>>7513800
it is what it is

>> No.7514406
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7514406

Nice, OP! You're doing great things out there

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7514422

lol @ all the faggots in this thread who completely missed the point

>>7513701

Explain to me how did I "bring him down". Read the story. I didn't do shit. He was the one who decided to go all /fa/ "pls guys I am 5'8 am I a manlet pls respond"

>>7513741

>see the collision going to happen

Exactly, and his arrogant ass had too much pride to accept the little fact that a large number of people are taller, better looking and bigger than him, thus he has to walk like a fucking 5 year old aspie. Not my fucking fault. Learn to walk or get your mother to walk you in a harness or something

>>7513794

Read above, pleb. The city isn't for faggots like you

>>7514349

He brought all the "lame" himself (she brings the lame, get it?). As I said in the fucking OP if you had actually read it, he was the one who decided to become a spaguetti-carrying vesssel. NOT.MY.FUCKIN.FAULT

/fa/ confirmed for beta manlet faggots who think the real world gives a fuck about them. hahaha

>> No.7514446

>>7514422
>/fit/ dadcore cancer pls go

>> No.7514456

>>7514446

no :/\ )

>> No.7514469

>>7514406
That caught me off-guard lel

>> No.7514495

>>7514406
oh god filename

>> No.7514748

What actually happened to OP:

>Walking in town, blowing some dicks for some h
>suddenly, out of a store, a couple comes out. Start to walk towards me
>she is ~5'10"qt3.14. Her bf is shorter than her, ~5'7". I am 5'8.
>she scans me from head to toe and makes the worst face ever, like she's going to vomit
>BF gives me the scariest look ever, like he's going to pound my ass hardcore
>being the aspie that I always am, didn't realise I was walking in his lane
>by virtue of having like 70 pounds on me, when we collide my shoulder jerks back
>"S-sorry". I avoid eye contact
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO, YOU LITTLE TINY ASS PUNK? WHAT ARE THOSE YOU ARE WEARING? NINJA CLOWN SHOES? HAHA AND IS THAT A DRESS YOU'RE WEARING? OH BOY YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW"
>get fucked up hardcore
>he spits and pisses on my dreamboxes and dropcrotch, while I am on the floor crying about how I'm going to post fits now without looking like a #pro
>run home asap when he finally walks away laughing "Haha, saw that babe? That little faggot was no match for me"
>turn on pc
>go on /fa/
>G-GUYS MANLETS HAVE NO SELF-CONFIDENCE

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>>7514748

>> No.7514772

post your fit

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>>7514422

>get your mother to walk you in a harness or something

>> No.7516876

>>7513664
>OP posts warped perception story
>is jelly that he has no gf
>really just wants to believe he's not a lonely kissless virgin

And you're still sleeping with your hand.

>> No.7516932

Buncha beta manlets itt.

>> No.7516967

people itt are so insecure

>> No.7516988

>>7516932
>>7516967
We know it's you OP.

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>>7516988
not even bruh
2lazy to type in trip even

>> No.7517005

>>7516988

insecure manlet detected

>> No.7517022

op has botherations bc we didnt help jerk him off to his silly funtime story about how cool and alpha he is

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7517077

>be last semester art class
>some Tumblr tier white girl sits next to me all semester
>talk a bit my name my major
>she tells me a bunch of shit about herself
>barely say a word about myself
>joke around a bit
>last week of class
>you are a good listener anon
>I wish you opened up to me more though
>why don't you just start conversations
>I...I just like keep to my self
>come on start a conversation
>intend to come off as a total nerd and pretentious idiot to see if she laughs
>reply to her let's talk about the existential conflict faced by returning war vets and the attraction these vets feel to professions within law enforcement and security firms
> she replies basing her opinions from Nietzschen theories of nihilism
> talk all last week with her about nonsense
>regurgitate these thoughts between each other
>last day of class
>don't say a word to each other
>class over
>look at her and smile
>she smiles back
Never have I felt a sense of humbleness I felt in that moment, and to think I labeled her as some pleb tier trendy white girl.

>tfw already forgot her name lel
>tfw that was the closest I ever felt to a girl
>tfw 22 yr old virgin with no desire to seek sexual stimulation beyond masturbation

>> No.7517109

>>7513664
that makes me feel really sad man
i'm a manlet and i make ends but that guy is just like
hes just given up
and he's just accepted it
man thats depressing
good thing i'm actually still growing