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Post 'em

>We apologise for the inconvenience but the t-shirt that you purchased online is out of stock at the moment. We have cancelled and refunded your order.
>tfw

>> No.7490911
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7490911

>tfw you look like a fucking girl with stubble
andro feels

(no im not giving you devious fuckers a pic)

>> No.7490913
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7490913

>tfw you find out about the pin-roll

>> No.7490932

>>7490913
a game changing discovery for every fuccboi

>> No.7490938

>>7490911
Damn, pejic is so hot. Would marry him any day.

>> No.7490946

>>7490913
blunder of 2013

>> No.7490952

>>7490911
But do you look like an unbelievably hot girl like andrej or do you just look like a below avg to avg girl?

>> No.7490950

>>7490938
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.7490959

>>7490950
I'm not gay. Pejic is taking hormones now, so basically he is a woman.

>> No.7490962

>>7490952
wouldn't say that i'm unbelievably hot, but my facial structure quite often matches that of male models and even andrej

basically, high cheekbones, big green eyes, full lips, prominent jawline (but not jaw) and the fact that I'm currently growing out my hair are the ones that make me very girly-looking

>> No.7490967

>>7490959
liking dickgirls makes you gay
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.7490970

>>7490967
who cares? fuck off man its a feels thread he can put any gay,straight,anime or even /k/ feels on here if they are /fa/ related
FUCK U

>> No.7490972
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7490972

tfw mum says ill be getting a delivery
tfw i think she got me the palladiums i wanted
tfw its just something from avon

>> No.7490974

>>7490967
No.

>> No.7490976

>>7490970
come out of that closet already

getting angry wont fix anything

>> No.7490983
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7490983

>buy new brogues
>first comment family says is "old man shoes"
>mfw the clothes they bought me for christmas were all returned to the store because they were ugly as fuck Jack Jones printed tees/shirts
>still scarred me deeply now I'm frantically trying to validate my purchase on 4chan

>> No.7490988

>>7490983
Post pic of old man s... i mean brogues

>> No.7490996

>>7490970
>if they are /fa/ related
they aren't
these threads attempt to turn the board into any given fuccboi's personal blog by exploiting the community's tendency to use /fa/ as an adjective in
these threads are the fuccbois' way of contaminating /fa/ with /r9k/, /soc/, /adv/, /s/, etc.

tl;dr this thread isn't on-topic, it's just cancer

>> No.7491001

>>7490938
>Would marry him any day.
Great to know what YOU would do because this very attractive and famous person is surely dying to marry you. Why does it matter when andrej wouldn't even hang out with you?

>> No.7491007

>>7490996
This so much

I wish you LE EPIK FEELS betavirgin fuckers could go back to crying on
>>>/r9k/

>> No.7491008

>>7490988
http://www.clarks.co.uk/p/20355002

>> No.7491012

>>7490983
they just dont want you to be autistic

>> No.7491014

>>7491012

too late

>> No.7491032
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7491032

>>7490904

>buying clothes without trying them on first

>> No.7491056
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7491056

>order white ann d layer shirt because its cheap
>having slight remorse and anxiety because you only wear black and colors spark your autism since they break up the body into segments
ffff

>> No.7491071

>>7491056
>segments
Pls be a millipede

>> No.7491074

>>7490972
>palladiums
>wanted
lel

>> No.7491081

>>7491074
>uses tripcode
>thinks he is superior
Sorry who are you?

>> No.7491084
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7491084

>>7491081
y only the coolest trip in town 8)

>> No.7491088
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7491088

>>7491008
yeah, you autism'd
brogue looks terrible on lowtops
and if anyone tries to say "but what about creeeeeeepers?"
fuck off, creepers are ugly as fuck

>> No.7491097
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7491097

>>7491071
I-I... just hope I can pull off being a dark foreboding videogame character split up in black and white.

>> No.7491095

>>7491074
>>7491081
looks like he's a namefag, not a tripfag
anonfag, you're fucking up

>> No.7491099

>>7491088
enjoy your ban

>> No.7491103
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7491103

>wide hips

>> No.7491109

>>7491084
Youre full of those opinions arent you

>> No.7491117

>>7491099
it's my opinion, something you're bad at having if you think any differently
also, I've been tempbanned for less, I would expect it from the shittiest board mods on 4chan
#saged
#ethered
#unsubscribed

>> No.7491126

>>7491109
You're full of something aren't you 8)

>> No.7491128

>>7491117
I was referring to your illegal reaction pic, b

>> No.7491137

>>7491128
huh
well it seems I've overreacted haven't I
well if the mods can't even read the sticky and kill half of these threads, I doubt I'd get banned for that, but we'll see

>> No.7491212

>>7491137
there are no fucking mods or janitors on /fa/, chill

no one gives a shit about this board

>> No.7491227

>tfw no plans for new years eve
every fucking time, someone kill me

>> No.7491251
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7491251

>get FE:Awakening for xmas
>oh cool
>play it for a bit
>miss out on a character
>delete save file and start again
>get like half way through the game and unlock the kids
>realise all i fucked up with the pairings
>delete save file and start again
Is this what autism feels like

>> No.7491309

>>7491251
pretty much

>> No.7491431

>>7491088

already returned to store lel

fml

If only I had a gf to help me shop

>> No.7491778

>First time wearing new paint splats
>"Wow they're amazing anon."
>T-thanks

>> No.7491784

>tfw the rare instance in which you see some girls checking you out

>> No.7491794
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7491794

>Breaking in new shoes
>Accidentally wear socks with a hole in the heals
>Blisters all over the back of your foot

>> No.7491812

>>7491794
>Have blisters on back of foot anyway
>Buy new shoes
>Can't wear them for ages until they heal up.

>> No.7491819

>>7491431
cmon son
fashion isn't that fuckign difficult

cop some common sense and self-awareness first

>> No.7492232
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7492232

>tfw when buyers remorse

>> No.7492243
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7492243

>tfw new leather jacket fits perfectly

>> No.7492247

>>7492243
Keep doing you, anon!

>> No.7492269

>>7491778
>>7491784
>>7492243
GOOD FEELS

>tfw 2 of my favourite bands are coming to the country i live in

>> No.7492496

>>7491088
do you really thing brogued boots look any better

>> No.7492824
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7492824

>blazer online for $25
>it was $200 this summer
>have a gift card from xmas

Today was a good day

>> No.7492849 [DELETED] 

>>7491001
looks like someone is better

>> No.7492865

>>7491001
looks like someone is bitter

>> No.7492875

>>7492824
It even looks like shit in the picture, why would you buy this?

>> No.7492888

>tfw bought beautiful boots but no winter coat to go with it and have no money left

>> No.7492902

>>7492824
>>7492875
even the guy wearing it looks like he hates it

>> No.7492951

>waiting on package
>last day before I fly home
>doorbell rings while I'm taking a nap
>"Hi, it'll be 44 dollars cash"
>"I don't have any cash on me"
>"You can pick it up at a post office then"
>realize I answered door in my underwear

>> No.7492983
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7492983

>order something from asos
>recieve item but too big
>cant exchange item cause im from murica
>wait for credit card to be refunded before buying right size
>item is sold out by then

>> No.7493030

>usually be pretty spaghetti free
>decide to go with family to museum
>girl about 25 serves me
>tells me to have a enjoy my visit
>"y-you too"
>both of us start laughing
>allwentbetterthanexpected

>> No.7493041

>>7492983
>can't exchange item cause im from murica
isn't there an address within the united states you mail to for returns? i'm an ausfag and asos even has a localized returns address for here

>> No.7493082

>>7493041
nope, I tried. There IS a asos warehouse in the us but its for returns only, no exchanges sadly.

>> No.7493192

>>7492875
It was $25 lol itll be fine

>> No.7493202

>tfw qt in class
>tfw qt isnt my gf
damn

>> No.7493215

>>7493202
i kno this feel

>> No.7493230

>>7493202
this

>> No.7493260

>>7491007
>>7490996
then report, sage and leave don't get rude son
daily reminder that you aren't /fa/'s personal savior

>> No.7493333

Good feel incoming

Tfw finally have vascularity on arms from working out

>> No.7493343

>>7493333
how to cop vasc on dick
super nice intergers

>> No.7493342

>>7493202
wow I know this feel

>> No.7493349

>>7493333
tfw never went to gym in my life
dont even work out

veins always popping out of my skinny arms

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7493352

>>7493202
>tfw qt on the other side of the world
>tfw qt doesn't know you exist

>> No.7493371

>>7493343
don't drink water I guess
It's weird tho cause I drink a lot of water

>>7493349
it's cause of low bodyfat
I was at 12, now at 10% and I just started getting it

>>7493352
get off ur ass and get her then m8
Pretend u r one of the stud anime characters from whatever u watch

>> No.7493489

>tfw no /fa/ people in my town/region/country
>tfw friends are boring plebians and never leave their houses
>tfw no friends to smoke and listen to nintendo-sampled trap music with

>> No.7493494

>>7493371
>don't drink water
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSKyXNjP0w4

>> No.7493512

>>7493494
I wanna cop the been trill x chief keef x gbe shirt but it is so fuckin bad

Y couldn't he make something cool

>> No.7493536

>>7493512
cuz its been trill
evrything is shite there
r u ready 4 the mikewill x been trill collab?

m8 r u and ur honey still 2gether

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7493547

>>7493536

>> No.7493559

>>7493536
Didn't know bout it but now I'm ready

And naw b we went out 3 times and I found out she was rly dumb, and it turned me off so I dipped set outa there
Broke my heart cause I thought she was awesome beforehand </3

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7493576

>>7493559
>rly dumb
i couldnt help laugh
sorry m8 u just gotta stick the dick in more holes to catch one ;)
was this u n her,dis was u n her rite dawg?

>> No.7493612

>>7490972
its aight anon
i got some nd theyre not that dope
but i needed some snow shoes 2 so it all worked out

>> No.7493620

>>7493576

who is she

>> No.7493646

>>7490962
holy fuck, are you my clone?

>> No.7493726

>>7490904
>"Is your sweater from Primark?"
>Paid $800 for it

>Tfw guys with LV and Burberry logos all over them get told how amazing they dress as you're ignored in your awesomeffitting SLP clothing everyone thinks is Marks & Spencers.

>> No.7493740

>>7493726
>implying saint laurent under hedi is made to look expensive to the undiscriminating public

Those who are cultured in fashion will recognize.

>> No.7493750

>>7490983
>Receiving clothing for Christmas
>Not picking out the things you want

I got MMM, CPs, ACNE and Our Legacy for xmas.

>> No.7493758

>>7491008
Old man shoes. Gg m8.

>> No.7493763

>>7491032
No need when Mr Porter gives precise measurements.

>> No.7493784

>>7491778
>First time wearing new paint splats
"Did you go paintballing in those?"
"Wtf they sold them to you like that?"
"Did you buy them from a Polish painter?"

>> No.7493781

>>7490996
Cry moar faggot

>> No.7493797

>>7493784
#selfethered

>> No.7493804

>>7493740
Nobody in North London is cultured in fashion, least of all women. Women have the worst fashion sense of all. But the point is plebs spending 1/3 as much as me get all the attention and compliments.

>> No.7493845

>>7493804

yea, most women are pretty plebtier dressers because of that herd mentality. Put together better outfits or buy more impressive pieces, though. It isn't all their fault. Even most plebs will recognize a good fit, thats the point.

>> No.7493925

>>7493804
>Mate's girlfriend always shops at wood green primark
>calls it primani
>Mate shops strictly at Urban Outfitter
>Tells me I have no sense of style
>Will always seek the approval of said girlfriend whenever he propose his sense of style
>I sigh everytime

>> No.7494191

>>7493576
Ya I couldn't see past it man she wasn't very intelligent
And naw that wasn't me she doesn't dress like that

>> No.7494326

>came home for the summer break
>dont really like any of my old friends from hometown, they are all boring
>everyone here dresses like a pleb, even if i had nice fits no one would appreciate
>cant even have nice fits because summer
>i dont really do anything but shitpost on /fa/ and browse online stores
>too poor to buy anything
>too lazy to get a job

why do i even bother living

>> No.7494444

>>7493726

honestly that is the tackiest fucking thing i have read

wow ur so ""fash"" lmao

im sure those clothes r wearing u anyway

>> No.7494455

>>7493726
lol @ u if u think slp is any better than louis or burberry

>> No.7494907

>>7494455
says somebody who wears dior

>> No.7494916

>>7494907
i dont own any dior

>> No.7494928

>>7490911
dayum who this bitch?!

nebody got mroe?

>> No.7494935

>>7494928
hahhahhahaha trickd

>> No.7494945

>>7494455
burberry is just as great save the gaudy logoed stuff

but louis? cmon trunks you know better than that. louis vuitton is for hoodrats

>> No.7494946

>>7494935
u wot

dat bitch is hot, post em if u got em i need 2 fap

>> No.7494957

>>7494945
ur burberry description would have been spot on for louis as well

>> No.7494963

>>7494946
dying

>> No.7494972

>tfw everyone knows you're ana now
managed to go from skinnyfat to almost worryingly skinny in a month or so though so w/e, still going

>> No.7494977

>>7494957
o i guess i havent really been exposed to their nice stuff then

>> No.7494994

>>7494963
stop trolling m8

post some more or tell me who that hottie is

>> No.7495025

Go on to LV's site... flash player everywhere.
>flash player
Go to Hermes... they can't even have a real model show off their handbags, just a drawing of a woman holding it.

I just want a tote to hold all of my stuff. I'm trying really hard to give these people my money.

>> No.7495027

>>7494994
andrej pejic

>> No.7495076

>>7493030
She laff'd @ u fam
Bitch talkin bout child support, she gone need life support.

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7495166

>tfw Julius parka is in the mail

>> No.7495188
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7495188

>copped babbys first CPs, black achilles lows for 205 AUD

God damn they are nice

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7495209

>>7495188

I did the same cept with mids a long time ago. as soon as i copped velcros though my CP's just never saw any wear.

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7495478

>basic bitch fit
>get stopped by asian dude
>tryin to buy my tee off me right then and there
>money store tee
>asks me if I have a blog
>dude asks for my number

Why couldn't it be gurl.

>> No.7495490

>read /fa/ frequently
>dont have the confidence, energy or money to buy/wear most things you like on here

>> No.7495520

>>7495517
yes

>> No.7495517

>>7495027
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

does this mean i'm a fag now???

>> No.7495521

>>7490904
>tfw when forgot to take the store strikers off a shirt
>Anon look you got something on your back
>spaghetti every where

>> No.7495542

>>7495520
well fuck

there was no way of noing

>> No.7495586

>>7495542
i warned u man

get ready for the awkward talk with ur parents

>> No.7495649

>>7495586
:(

god forgive my transgression

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7495659

tfw cops in the mail

>> No.7495748

>tfw the boots you ordered were in actuality a size too big and you didnt realize until the last moment

God damnit they fit like shit.

>> No.7495803

> tfw poor

>> No.7496577

>>7493804
>dressing for attention
I don't think you're cultured in fashion either.
Don't make generalisations because nobody compliments your fits, either. Anybody can recognise an objectively good fit, post a fit and we'll see

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7497455

>tfw every christmas/birthday family buy you clothes and try to dress you up like a gay
>plunging neckline t-shirts
>massive loose-sitting knitted jumpers with a big neck
>t-shirt with twinkle stars on them
>tfw they get mad when you say you hate them

>> No.7497474

>>7490904
Farfetch? Wankers.

>> No.7497489

>>7494455
Just die fuk off

>> No.7497511

>>7496577
Probably not, I put together decent outfits though so who cares. I do get compliments but only on the louder stuff.

>> No.7497513

>tfw death grips didn't email me back about what they got for christmas

>> No.7497514

>>7494455
haha pleb

>> No.7497531

>>7493726
who the fuck pays $800 for a sweater?

>> No.7497554

>>7497531
Pleb gb2 H&M and Qlo

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7497588

>virgin
>drunk at a party
>bff literally drags a girl up stairs for me to fuck
>she's kind of average but w/e
>"i want you inside of me"
>"brb gotta piss"
>spend 30 minutes in bathroom puking guts out
>come back
>she's still there
>can't get cock up

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7497608

>>7497588
laughed hard sry m8

>> No.7497613

>>7493726
that's why you're known as a fuccboi

>> No.7497642

>>7497608
it's ok
i can laugh about it

the best part was that i was jokng about "faggots who can't get hard for a girl" minutes before i noticed that i couldn't, either

>> No.7497657

>>7497642
did she suck it and what not, did u really give it a proper go mate struth im sorry about that mate

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7497711

>tfw package 2b delivered today
>tfw waiting around the house until it comes

>> No.7497714

>>7497657
yeah she tried blowing me
i gave her the old fingeroo and made her squeal, though

idk maybe i'm gay

>> No.7497761

>>7497714
its a thing buckeroo, quite a phenomenon in fact - boys not getting hard the first time. i imagine the pressure, nerves and alcohol formed an insidious amalgam that prevented daddys little soldier from doing the lords work.

dont sweat it, next time try not be drunk and maybe stop wanking so much t internet porn/shemales.

>> No.7497853

>>7497588
damn nigga. unlucky lel

>> No.7497876

>>7497761
>horny
>find some fuckslut on fetlife
>fuck just for the sake of fucking
>half way through get a good look at her face
>ugh, what the fuck
>dick goes soft, start getting dressed
>the fuck am i doing here?
chick yells "where the fuck are you going?"
>home
>ok...so do you want to do this again or..?
*shut the door behind you*

been there done that

>> No.7497892

>>7497761
jacking off is more fun than sex anyways

also shemales take better care of them selves than most females

curlgurl is gorg. but she has hairy arms and arm pits

and i bet she has stubble on her leg

>> No.7497957

>tfw confident but low self-esteem

>> No.7497950

>>7490904

>not defending yourself by knowing how to use a knife
>being a skinny little bitch who doesn't know how to handle yourself to minimize injuries.

for that you are a weak excuse for a man. consider suicide

>> No.7497991

>>7497957
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can stand
Well, I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care
Right?
Yeah!

Now, I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and looking to score

Now, I know I should say no
But it's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

>> No.7498018

>We apologise for the inconvenience but the t-shirt that you purchased online is out of stock at the moment. We have cancelled and refunded your order.

...said the email I got when I had already got my new CP's
Now I don't dare order anything else from that store in fear that they'll spot their mistake

>> No.7498029

>>7493192
Thrift store has plenty of shitty ugly blazers for like 4 dollars if that's all you're interested in.

>> No.7498063

>bought some things from SSENSE on Monday the 23rd
>that was my birthday
>they ship it the day after ETA Friday
>Christmas and Boxing Day delays the shipment
>looking forward to Friday the whole week
>on Friday my tracking number says it is postponed to Monday
>so close

>> No.7498072

>>7497588
happened to me first time
i feel for you anon u be in my prayers tn

>> No.7498076

Going to be doing nothing on new years eve, but i'm going to have to lie and pretend i've got plans to people, how do i do this

>> No.7498087

>>7498076
"i'm gonna be heading to an old family friends' place that day"

>> No.7498121

>>7497991
fuck that's a terrible song

>> No.7498189

>>7498018
you know that if they send it to you you are not legally obligated to pay them, right? that's their mistake.

>> No.7498279

>>7490967
wouldn't /d/ or /soc/ be more appropriate?
or /g/? lel

>> No.7498294

>>7491097
Damn, his face and hair makes the fit look comedic.
Would otherwise look mega dope.

>> No.7498303

>>7498018
do it out of courtesy!

>> No.7498579

>>7493784
>Polish Painter

Do they think Polish painters are a particular kind of drunken painter that just slops paint all over themselves?

What the fuck?

>> No.7499221

>>7497714
I had to jerk myself off the first time my gf tried to blow me (she sucked though, being a virgin an all).

Also couldn't keep hard our first time.

5 years later, still here putting pucks in the net. Just keep up that forecheck, and keep your head up dontchya know

>> No.7499234

>>7499221
>those 15 y/o kid hockey analogies
please don't man lmao

>> No.7499776

>tfw can't get really nice clothes until I get rid of the rest of this skinnyfat
>tfw months and months away from siq fadez
>tfw quit smoking this morning, hoping fiber supplements will counteract the increased appetite

>> No.7500032
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7500032

>tfw I look at Facebook but don't like, comment or post anything so people think that I have a life
>tfw no plans for new years
>tfw can't decide which girl to date/fuck and I have to either choose one or lurch through the friend group and fuck all of them, dating none
>tfw kissing/licking a girl up before sex, then you get to her feet and nail polish comes off in your mouth. Fuck.

>> No.7500049

>tfw skinny asian nigga
>tfw mfa tricked me into buyin dadcore shit + slim shit that was too tight
>tfw i hate all my old clothes cuz i like looser shit now

fuck mfa i wasted so much money to look like a dad wearing tight ass shit

>> No.7500113

>>7493333
how old r u lovely?