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[CH∆RL∆T∆N !!331ccN+/IXa No.7348312]

How do you behave at night clubs? I still cant get my self to dance, maybe if i like the music, but mostly no. I gets frustrating when I am standing with dancing qt's and Im just, you know, standing.

[uuuuhhhh No.7348315]

get maggot

[Anonymous No.7348318]

take drugs then. slowly start creeping towards the girl till your right behind her. kind of bump into her to let you know youre there. if she wants to dance with you then she'll just stick her ass into your crotch

[CH∆RL∆T∆N !!331ccN+/IXa No.7348328]

>>7348318
good plan

[Anonymous No.7348512]

it, like, all depends on the club. if it's a club that has music i really like - garage, grime, jungle, etc - chances are it's going to be 90% guys and the only girls are going to be disgusting black chicks. in which case i just take loads of md* or speed and "skank" the night away with my m8s

if i want to meet slags i just go to a top 40 or student night or something. the tunes suck but if u just get as drunk as possible you will find yourself dancing around and singing to rihanna and stuff. after a while just start trying to dance with girls kinda like, "as a joke". eventually one will be desperate enough to go home with you

to meet actually meet interesting, qt girls go to the "hipster" areas of your city and just drink enough to take the edge off and/or take some benzos and wait for them to come up to you and then talk about 'last exit to brooklyn' or harmony korine films or something