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7277315 No.7277315[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw the guy at the till asks if you're cold because you're "just skin and bones"
>tfw you were buying orange juice for lunch because you're trying to lose weight

>> No.7277325
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7277325

>tfw I can beat you up and steal your clothes

>> No.7277341

>>7277325
you try motherfucker, i'll beat you down

>> No.7277369

>>7277341
and get the girl

>> No.7277375

>>7277315
Fuck u and ur pussy ass feels
Bitchass nigga
Ill fukn kill u
You piece if shit bitch
Go fuck ur self
I hope this post makes u commint scuicide

>> No.7277376
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7277376

>female cashier asks why i look sad
>tell her i always look like this

>> No.7277409

>>7277376
thans bc ur a pussy bitch

>> No.7277416
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>>7277376
>everyone ask why do I look so angry
>tell them I always look like this
Every time.

>> No.7277428

>>7277369
you can have the bitch
i'm worried about my geos more than anything, tbh

>> No.7277442

>>7277428
she's cheaper than geos, so she'll do for now

>> No.7277444

>>7277409
she was a middle aged woman. did you want me to hit on her or something?

>> No.7277451

>>7277376
>Getting a lap dance
>"Don't look so pissed off"
>"Are you enjoying it?"
>"You're so quiet"

All happened on 3 separate occasions.

>> No.7277452

>>7277416
yep. sad or angry. idk how they look the same

>> No.7277454

>>7277451
Had this too

>> No.7277455

>>7277451
you've had 3 lap dances?

>> No.7277459

>>7277444
no just not be a pussy bitch that it
and i dont think u can do that

>> No.7277476

>>7277416
>been asked why I look so happy
>idk I just feel like smiling
>get strange look in response
I was just feeling happy, what's wrong with that? Why do I need something to be happy about.

>> No.7277477

>>7277455
lol no

I've had maybe 10

I'm on this next lvl kind of sexual gratification where normal physical stimulus doesn't do anything for me anymore, I got off on things like hanging around seedy strip clubs and partaking in business transactions that allow the dancers to keep living their shitty life

>> No.7277475

>>7277451
>>7277454
iktfb
why can't they just keep their mouth shut and do their job?

oh, and it also annoys me when they call me baby. makes me want to physically hurt them in the worst possible way.

>> No.7277490

>>7277459
i don't even know what you're talking about. you sound like a mad cunt

>> No.7277492

>>7277454
>>7277475
>>7277477
you guys pay for lap dances? Would you recommend?

>> No.7277499

>>7277492
No

It gets old fast

>> No.7277501

>>7277475
look at this patrick bateman mother fucker over here

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>>7277315
>go to J. Crew every week
>try a more "traditionally masculine" look (denim shirt, shawl-collar cardigan, cuffed selvedge raws and boots
>the cashier says that I look nice
>respond, "Don't I always look nice?"
>her face when she can't answer honestly

I did find out that she's sort of interested in me from the store manager, but then she went away to law school.

>> No.7277522

>>7277499
did you have a gf?
>>7277513
Aw.

>> No.7277529

>>7277492
I got a lapdance once and it honestly almost made me wanna vomit. It's better to look at girls in pics rather than IRL

>> No.7277531

>>7277513
god, i swear only dumb bitches like denim shirts and shawl collars

>> No.7277533

>>7277522
No

I went with friends who did have girlfriends though

One thing you learn quickly is that's it's not just lonely desperate guys who go to strip clubs, I saw plenty of couples go together or just a bunch of young guys having a drink

>> No.7277547

>>7277533
what are you meant to do there? just look at them or something?

>> No.7277553

>>7277547
They're just bars with naked women basically

>> No.7277571

>>7277553
is there less drunks stumbling around?

>> No.7277590

>>7277571
Probably

>> No.7277588

>>7277533
>tfw i went to a strip club with my cousin when i went to visit him in canada
>tfw his gf was out with us but back at hotel and in a mood
>tfw she comes in strip club and slaps him and me
crazy bitch lmao

>> No.7277595

>>7277553
>wearing raws to night out
>be totally drunk
>friends decide to take me to strip club
>get private lap dance
>lol wtf is this
>string tucked into strippers vagina
>tug on it
>tampon falls out onto my raws
>small clot of blood falls out too
>period blood stained traintracks
>threw out pants as soon as i left

>> No.7277606

Oh my fucking god. 28 posts and no one told OP anything.

OP. Orange juice is FUCKING BAD for losing weight. Stay the fuck away out of any juices except tomato (yeah, fuck carrot as well). Stay away from any fruits. They WON'T help you to lose weight.

>> No.7277614

>>7277606
Thanks man, but I was enjoying the casual conversation the thread has become.
What will help me lose weight if i may ask?

>> No.7277621

>body looks almost skeletal
>face still too shapeless

the quest continues

>> No.7277626

>>7277614
eating calorie defict, drinking lots of water a bit of cardio while lifting so u dont be come skinny fat
thank you based scooby and ur modern couture

>> No.7277628

>>7277547
what the fuck else do u think ur supposed to do? rape them?

>> No.7277629

>>7277376
>>7277416
Eyebrows guys, raising your eyebrows during a convo helps a lot + crack a smile
IT'S LIKE A CHEAT CODE FOR GETTING PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU

>> No.7277631

>>7277315
>orange juice
>lose weight
wot

>> No.7277633

>>7277628
maybe i wanted to talk

>> No.7277644

>>7277633
You have plenty of opportunity to talk to them

>> No.7277646

>>7277626
I'm a little skinny fat, I only have fat bellow my belly button but apart from that I'm pretty skinny. What would you recommend for me to lose that.
I already eat a deficit, drink a gallon of water a day and do cardio

>> No.7277650

>>7277614
Almost what >>7277626 said. Eat meat (more chicken, beef, turkey, less port), veggies, stay away from potatoes, rice, pasta. You don't have to starve yourself, just eat properly.
Start lifting, or, even a better option: start going to pool.

>> No.7277656

>>7277629
I know a guy who raises his eyebrows every time his mouth opens or a camera flashes, I want to kill the cunt because of it.

>> No.7277662

>>7277656
y-you know will jaden smith?

>> No.7277666

>>7277650
I'm vegetarian will that help?

>> No.7277671

>>7277629
this. basically "open up" your whole face.

Wider eyes, higher brows, cheeks elevated like you're just on the edge of a smile. It's all very subtle and very effective. I've practiced in the mirror and even my ears raise up from the slight change in muscle tightness. And make sure when you smile your eyes do too or it becomes a grimace (something even I have trouble with since I'm usually miserable and pretending)

>> No.7277673

Js, no girl wants to date a guy who's skinnier than her

>> No.7277680

>>7277671
Works wonders for job interviews, too.

Best piece of advice to get a job I've ever had is to raise your eyebrows.

>> No.7277677

>>7277662
It ain't even swagging though, literally his whole eyebrow hits his hairline...

>> No.7277679

>>7277673
maybe the fat bitch should lose weight then

>> No.7277695

>>7277522
The struggle is real.

>>7277531
Hey, I was just happy to find a non-bitchy girl that was interested in fashion beyond "LOL TORY BURCH AND MICHAEL KORS MAKE MY WORLD".

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>>7277679

>> No.7277721

>>7277629
Yea I do that when engaging/engaged in a convo but otherwise I'll have this angry look, especially when I'm all by myself.

An officemate of mine was scared to talk to me because he saw how angry I looked in front of the computer. He was surprised that I smile a lot when we talked.

>> No.7277722

>>7277666
I don't know. Can you eat eggs? Eat a fuckload of eggs. And once again, no rice, no pasta, no cheese (I don't know shit about vegetarians, maybe you don't eat it anyway), no potatoes.
Check low carb diets for vegetarians.

>> No.7277753

>>7277722
I'm trying the vegan thing the now so no eggs. Do you think I could replace my potatoes with veggies like carrots and broccoli or are they just as bad cause they are still carbs?

>> No.7277755

>>7277708
#ethered!!

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>>7277656
i know him too

but seriously it works, i do it all day

>> No.7278147

>>7277708

is that wayne rooney

>> No.7278162

>>7277455
You haven't? Fuckin pussy ass bitch!

>> No.7278186

>>7277588
did you also go bowling?

>> No.7278225

>>7277499
how much is a lap dance?