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HEY /fa/
I'M ABOUT TO RUMBLE WITH THIS GUY SOON.

NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR A FIGHT FIT.

>> No.7274065
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>> No.7274077

>>7274065

are you serious right now

>> No.7274078

>>7274065
baldchan~

>> No.7274085
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>>7274045

>> No.7274108

Get naked, and wear boots.

They will be in such shock that you can break them down and proceed to fuck them when they're knocked out to further their humiliation.

>> No.7274113
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ice the fucker

>> No.7274128

>>7274113
lmfao

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>> No.7274408

white wife beater, Black slightly drop crotch sweats tucked into combat boots preferably taller boots but not like mid calf or anything

Also try an insole or something to make yourself a few inches taller for the intimidation factor.

Also wear some dirty knuckle wraps to look xtracoolbadass and you can wrap coins between your knuckles if you want to be dirty

>> No.7274478

Sweats or addidas soccer pants (so you can kick high) and and tshirt.
Keep light for shoes too
Trust me functionality is key.

Punch the nigger in the nose right of the bat. If he doesnt drop, he will bleed and be in shock for the rest of the fight.

>> No.7274482

Banana costume

>> No.7274502

>>7274149
>joining_a_modded_server.jpg

>> No.7274615

>>7274478
>>7274045

OP trust this guy, But don't try to kick high if you aren't very flexible. You will look like a dumbass. I've been in a couple fights and being punched in the nose is just super shit. Also general tip; whenever you strike breath out sharply. it tenses up your muscles and makes getting hit hurt less. And if you hook the fucker in his eye when its still open his eye should start watering. Thats a bitch to deal when some one is trying to beat the shit out of you.

I have more tips if you are actually interested and actually going to fight someone

>> No.7274664

stomp him out with ur geos

>> No.7274687
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wear this, they will be very afraid of your dark ninja powers.

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weighted lead knuckle gloves
steel toed boots
heavy jacket (denim/leather) preferably studded
shaved head

and a handgun. just in case.

>> No.7274705

Keep some bolts or change in your hand, get some weight in dem punches and maybe throw them at the nigga if you're trying to fight dirty.

Get some Mercury dimes or pre-war quarters if you're trying to be /fa/

>> No.7274714

>>7274705
Keep sand in your pocket so you can throw it in his eyes

>> No.7274718

>>7274478
number one mistake in a street fight is trying to kick someone. i cant count how many fights ive seen where some guy has seen one two many kung fu movies and tries to kick the guy only to find himself completely off-balance and totally open. unless you actually know how to kick someone from some training, stick to punching. once you knock em down with your fists you can kick him around a bit if you feel like it.

basically just punch him in the face as much as possible and try not to get off balance

>> No.7274721

not op but requesting legit advice as well

>> No.7274724

>>7274718
>>7274478
Kicking pretty much only works if you kick straight ahead or if you kick low to trip a nigga.

>> No.7274733

>>7274721
thumbs on the outside

>> No.7274732

>>7274721
Fighting is really hard and will be over really quickly.

Put all your weight behind every punch, as you'll only get so few you need to make all of them count.

>> No.7274738

>>7274724
Yeah, like how you would kick a door open. One of those aimed correctly will send them a few feet away from you, too

>> No.7274751

>>7274732
A lot of people think this, but simple jabs that actually connect are more effective and you're not throwing your arms out

>> No.7274768

>>7274751
1-2 man, you need to get this shit done as fast as possible.

>> No.7274773

>>7274721
footwork is essential, if you don't know how to move your weight around properly, your hits will be all wrong.

>> No.7274779

>>7274721
Don't punch dudes in the face unless you have to.

>> No.7274788

>>7274721
Keep your chin down dawg, Allah forbid you take one to the chin and get Friday'd.

Punch through your target, don't be reaching your target with your arm totally extended.

Try to focus on footwork, your strikes wont mean anything if you're off-balance and open.

>> No.7274796

I'm really feeling the pocket sand.

Bring pocket sand OP

>> No.7274812

>>7274796
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

>> No.7274815

>>7274796
Don't actually do that

>> No.7274825

>>7274815
Yeah, he should obviously keep it ready in his hand.

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>>7274815
this guy's right

go with brick frog

>> No.7274840

>rumble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpaS2v-r7cE

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>>7274815
yeah, real OGs punch hard enough to kick sand up from the ground

>> No.7274857

>>7274825
Sarcasm isn't always easy to read for the naive

>> No.7274872

>>7274857
and a tip of the fedora to you, brother

>> No.7275124

>>7274788
>>7274721
Yeah dont get hit in the chin, thats where some sort of nerve is that just kinda shuts you down.
Keep your hands up. punch fast like a motherfucker

>> No.7275142

>>7274045
You hold your head up high, though it's hard to.