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I saw Rick Owens at le supermarché in Paris yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen refrigerated sandwich au fromage in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Monsieur, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the sandwiches and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sandwich and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.7147752

Oh man I haven't read one of these in a while. What was the original one? I wanna go read some more

>> No.7147751

Uh...

Ok.

>> No.7147760

this pasta was funnier with zyzz

>> No.7147763

nice filename

>> No.7147812

>>7147742
wow what a jerk! he seemed like a chill dude too

>> No.7147834

>>7147752
>>7147812

it's a flying lotus copypasta

>> No.7147842

>>7147742
holy shit this guy is a total dick, cancelling my order of his boots now

>> No.7147881

To be honest I am not surprised. Rick owens dresses in black. Black equates to darkness, and darkness equates to evil, which is bad. Therefore Rick Owens is a bad and evil person.

>> No.7147895

>>7147834
cosmicbutts confirmed for Rick Owens shill. Nice damage control you viral marketing faggot.

inb4 he posts something he typed up himself and tries to pass it off as the original

>> No.7147953

>He said, “Oh,

Goddammit, I was hoping this one was real. Had me until that, actually. Hoping it ended, "Oh, it doesn't bother me. Here, take your phone out" or something.

>> No.7147973

>People not recognising this copypasta so stale it's practically petrified
>Implying you would see Rick Owens in public in the first place

>> No.7147972

>>7147842
>implying you can afford his boots

>> No.7147997

>>7147895
I laughed

>> No.7148100

>>7147972
>implying I don't have over 10k worth of rick owens that I am now selling promptly because of how much a dick he is

>> No.7148109

>>7147895

n-no

>> No.7148129

i like the one where RO walks out with 15 snickers bars. That one is funny.

>> No.7148137

>>7148129
They're Milky Ways you stupid fucking pleb.

>> No.7148138

>>7147742
>fifteen sandwiches
>in his hands
>rick owens
>not all fit perfectly into his pockets

apply yourself

>> No.7148150

>>7147842
>believing this thread

>> No.7148158

>>7147742
I knew this guy was bad news since I saw how perverted he was with those men

>> No.7148486

>>7148150
>the irony of this post

>> No.7148496

>>7148150
>believing that irony

>> No.7148506

>>7147834
I thought the original was Michael Gira?