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>> No.7087713
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7087713

it's like looking into a mirror

>> No.7087717

>>7087694

Does anyone have the link to that beta vid. Forgot to save it.

>> No.7087723

>>7087717
http://vimeo.com/28466163

gonna watch it for the 3rd time

urban white trash is too funny man

>> No.7087720

>>7087694
quality cap

>> No.7087728
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>>7087720

anyone got anymore caps

especially of uwt

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>>7087728
Got some unedited ones.

>> No.7087740
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7087740

>>7087728

>> No.7087742

>>7087723
>http://vimeo.com/28466163

thx man

>> No.7087745

>>7087732

BREAK DOWN THE INCEL BUILD UP THE PUA

>> No.7087749

>>7087723
this is hard to watch.

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>>7087728
advanced

>> No.7087758

>>7087732

>learn to sleep
>hit the weights
>dress like kyle

>> No.7087764
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>> No.7087765

>>7087764
is that bbs?

>> No.7087768

>>7087765
yesstyle

>> No.7087770

>>7087768
i thought boris was a designer at yesstyle

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7087776

>>7087770
p-prove it.

>> No.7087773

>>7087694

Fuck

his arms are even skinnier than mine

how is that possible considering how chubby he is?

>> No.7087780

>>7087770
really? That's good news

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>>7087773
Different people deposit their fat in different places. He stores it in his cheeks for the winter, you might have a bit of it in your arms.

>> No.7087790

>>7087740
that guy out of all of them had the most potential

>> No.7087798

>>7087694

A haircut, losing weight and different clothes would really help this guy. Don't know if he could fix that shitty attitude of his.

>> No.7087795

>>7087790
Not with the "HEYUUH" autism accent.
If he shaved his head and lost weight yeah.

>> No.7087801

>>7087798
All of them are delusional to some degree.
I also don't know why they think hanging out on a forum with other people with the same social anxieties would help them in anyway.

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>> No.7087803

"Fresh JAYS on this nigga, right? Fresh. Jays."
"...what the hell are fresh jays?"

>> No.7087823
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>> No.7087822

>>7087801
>says the guy who hangs out on /fa/

>> No.7087826
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>>7087740
>>7087795
am i the only one who hears it?

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7087828

>>7087808

>> No.7087830

>>7087822
I'm not here for because I have problems getting laid.

>> No.7087836

>>7087826

na he sounds like a full on spas

>>7087828
anything for you starshagger

>> No.7087840

>>7087823
Rad.
>>7087826
Even his friends have the aspie nerd lisp I feel like they do it on purpose to further fill out the loveless nerd archetype.

>> No.7087842

>>7087840

the guy with the fedora type hat on in the group convo bit has the worst voice ever

>> No.7087841

>>7087826
I was about to say!

>> No.7087847

>>7087828
star how do i deal with girls that ignore me in school? i'm 18 not underaged btw
how do i make them chase?

>> No.7087848

>>7087840
Non-native English speaker here, what does the nerd lisp consist in?

>> No.7087852

>>7087848
Watch the video.

>> No.7087855

>>7087852
As I said I'm not a native English-speaker, I don't distinguish those subtleties.

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>> No.7087861

>>7087859
>receding hairline

EWWWW

>> No.7087864

>>7087855
Hard to explain through text I would vocaroo but every time i do the thread i do it in gets deleted within minutes.

>> No.7087869

>>7087864
Well please explain, because I might have it, as people sometimes point out that I sound weird without being specific.

>> No.7087873

>>7087855
>>7087864

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APxZ0OLvjZ8

notice the sss on the end of every word

>even tho im trying to talk in thhhssserioussthh mode

>> No.7087879

>>7087869
how about you vocaroo something and ill point it out.

>> No.7087886

>>7087873
Well yeah that's a regular lisp, but what about the nerd lisp? I don't notice any of the shy bois talking like that.

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>>7087723

>> No.7087895

>>7087879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s6Lp8tc9dF

>> No.7087902

>>7087890

lel

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>>7087895
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s6Lp8tc9dF
You just have an accent you don't have a nerd lisp.
people saying you talk funny is literally just your accent.
the guy drinking a capri sun with two hands has the nerd lisp.
and this dude>>7087740
has autism accent.

>> No.7087913

>>7087895
dude you sound fine

>> No.7087926
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7087926

>what do you mean?

>> No.7087937

>>7087912
I see.
So it's a combination of lisp and weird wimpy whiny voice.
There's even a word in french to qualify that type of voice. "Aigrelette".

>> No.7087941

anyone else feeling bad for these guys?

>> No.7087949

>>7087941
I can relate to some of their opinions. But I can't feel bad about them.

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>>7087723
this is the most entertaining thing i've watched for a while

>> No.7087951

>>7087941

not really, possibly michael because he is just pathetic but the other ones have real bad attitudes and are massive cunts

>> No.7087956

>>7087803
What ARE fresh jays?

>> No.7087963

>>7087952

these things are comedy gold

you ever watched the tourettes documentary on bbc three UK?

>> No.7087964

>>7087956
Jordans

autist is so out of touch with anything that he both thinks that saying jays and jordans are a thing

>> No.7087961

>>7087956
up your shoe game bitch nigga

>> No.7087969
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7087969

This is what he wants to look like

>> No.7087970

>>7087956

im not even gonna tell you

you should know

>> No.7087974

>>7087937
ahah aigrelette thats fucking awesome.

>> No.7087976

>>7087974

is that french for faggot?

its quite a nice word

>> No.7087977

>>7087969
pls be in london

>> No.7087981

>>7087969
8.5/10

could mudle

>> No.7087989

>>7087764
lunarcore af

>> No.7087996 [DELETED] 

>>7087976
No, it's french for "ears-grating whiny high-pitched nasal voice"

>> No.7088000

>>7087976
No, it's french for "ears-grating whiny high-pitched and nasal"

faggot would be:
tapette
fiotte
pédale
tantouze
tafiole
pédé

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>>7087969
I just got to this part

>> No.7088054

>>7088000
What about tarlouze ?

>> No.7088071

>>7088054
I prefer petzouille. But it's rare.

>> No.7088077

>>7087723
Is this on youtube? Vimeos mobile site is trash.

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>>7087694
>>7087728
>tfw my caps
The only significant things I have ever achieved on this cesspool of a board. That and a stupid drawing of fucking lelders and his tiny dick.

>> No.7088125

>>7088077

youtube vid with the best parts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Wy7xvoTno

>> No.7088149

>>7088101
post drawing pls

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>>7088149

>> No.7088186
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>>7088160
lmao saved

>> No.7088192

>>7087808

>implying this wasn't absolutely based

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>>7088186
t-thanks, i also made a second one because some fuccbois wanted some changes to it after baldchan had attempted to do his work

>> No.7088206

>>7088193
that one wasn't done by baldchan originally but some imposter, he doesn't do incomplete work, get your fact straight

>> No.7088225

>>7088125
Holy shit. That got amazing about half way through. This is r9k in real life. So many great quotes.

>> No.7088226

>>7088206
Relax anon, or should I say baldchan u cheeky bugger. But seriously though, yes, I know, I just didn't know what else to call it since there were others who tried to bald-off other pics but also did miserably. "imposter-chan(s)"?

>> No.7088234

>>7087732
>starfucks.png

>> No.7088240

>>7088234
I thought he was fat and asian, or is that seig heil?

>> No.7088243

>>7088186
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNTY0jJljVI

>> No.7088247

>>7087732
"When I got muscles and new clothes"

>> No.7088249

>>7088243
aww yes new matty vid

>> No.7088250

>>7088247
I died.

>> No.7088253

>>7088243
what the fuck am i watching

>> No.7088261

>>7088243
Young british people are so annoying when they speak. So fucking annoying.

>> No.7088263

>>7088240
thats seig m8
starfucks is the pua guy

>> No.7088284

the sound guy is fucking ugly as fuck
literally everybody in this video is ugly

>> No.7088293

>>7088284
The dude that called the other one ugly is average.

>> No.7088290

>>7088263
im not pua but at least im not getting confused for sieg

>> No.7088298

>>7088284
he looks ok

>> No.7088316

>>7087723
Damn, that longed haired guy is on a Dwight-level autism.

>> No.7088331

>>7087723
>love-shy.com
So essentially a dedicated forum for >tfw no gf posts?

>> No.7088338

>>7088331
>>r9k

>> No.7088342

>>7087728
that was just...
wow
the picture doesn't to it justice (except maybe "sanic lol")

>> No.7088348

>>7087694
>slender

this dude is borderline fat.

>> No.7088343

>>7088331
yea, it's like hardcore-/r9k/

>> No.7088344

>>7088316
It's amazing. Especially the comic of the pua camp. I love this.

>> No.7088350

>>7087723
>that stereotypical geek-lisp fedora

>> No.7088374

>>7087963
Yes, caught a glimpse when I got in from work ages ago. Fanfuckingtastic. That black girl who was shouting "wanker" at people in an underpass

>> No.7088372

>>7088348
He's skinnyfat with wide hips and is barrel chested which is why his arms also look so incredibly thin. I know a guy who looks like this. He's 6'4" and I'm 6'2" and I'm taller than him when we sit because his legs are so disproportionately lanky.

>> No.7088399

>>7087723
damn. that guy puts on such an aggressive facade

>> No.7088417

>>7088399
And complains about girls being repulsed by his face,

>> No.7088429

>>7087694

this is basically every /fa/ poster in those genetic threads

their post will look something like this

"pros

- tall (6ft 2)
- skinny

cons -

big lips"

something fucking stupid like that, but yes, this is /FA/.

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>>7087723
>I know what goes on, I mean
>the penis enters the vagina
>thrust thrust thrust
>question mark question mark question mark
>profit

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>>7088435
>was waiting for this

>> No.7088446

>>7088435
>that barely noticeable smirk afterwards.

>> No.7088452

>>7088435
Out of fucking control.

"Meat socket"

"I just don't like looking at them"

holy fuck, amazing

>> No.7088487

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shyboysirl/shy-boys-irl-the-feature-length-version
Why didn't you back this? Imagine how good it could've been.

>> No.7088497

>>7088487
The world wasn't ready for it

>> No.7088509

>>7087723
i fucking love watching this

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>>7088487

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>>7088518
>http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shyboysirl/shy-boys-irl-the-feature-length-version
ahahah they even had funny tees and merch about the autists as pledge gifts

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>>7087723
>/r9k/ the movie

>> No.7088583

>>7088429
> tfw girls compliment my big lips

Why is being overly skinny a pro here anyways? Lift some damn weights, not saying you have to get built, but a little muscle never hurts.

>> No.7088587

Jesus christ, I thought I was shy.

>> No.7088595

>>7088583
Maybe because models are usually tall and skinny?

>> No.7088604

>>7088595
Female models maybe

>> No.7088614

>>7088604
Male models too fuccboi. Physique models aren't real models

>> No.7088621

>>7088614
>Adonis Bosso

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>>7088604

>> No.7088628
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>referring to girls as "females"

>> No.7088633

>>7088614
Idk man, most models I see are at least ottermode. Skinnyfat is never, ever attractive. Can you even imagine a guy with no muscle tone modeling swimwear, or anything that shows his physique?

>> No.7088635

>tfw you started this whole thing

what have i done

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>that song playing in the hotel room

>> No.7088656

lead guy with the glasses (kyle?) is the best catch of the shitty lot of them

he's got a clear head and his heart is in the right place. i believe in u kyle u will find a partner

>> No.7088661

>>7087728
>but people can talk slow and be intelligent
>no
isn't he basically calling himself a retard

>> No.7088687

>>7088656
Too bad he's a defeatist. I'd rather be the rednecky guy.

>> No.7088709

>>7088621
>skinny nigger
They can go to Africa and find plenty of them there if that's what they want.

>> No.7088729

>>7088709
Pls stop

I'm from /fit/ and you're retarded.

>> No.7088798
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7088798

Why is Urban White Trash the most appalling of all of them?

>>"I used to be 'incel' and now I'm 'love-shy'
>"But when was like...the turn?
>>"Uh, when I got muscles and better clothes"

>> No.7088804

>>7088637
The entire vaginias are gross scene

everything the pua guy said ever

everything the guy with long hair said ever

the guy with the glasses was boring as fuck, he's a non autistic beta. I came to see some aspies, not just a beta

>> No.7088839

>>7088804
The guy with the glasses is the creator of the site and co creator of the documentary.

>> No.7088875

>>7088839
He should have just directed/produced then. His material was weak, the other guys were hilarious. I would watch a sitcom or reality show about those guys failing socially and spitting autistic gold. Shoot it like trailer park boys.

>> No.7088888

88888^)

>> No.7088902

>>7088875
omg i could totally see that being a reailty tv show "Shyboys"

>> No.7088911

>>7088487
because you dont need a fuckign feature length film for that, the documentry was long enough as it was

>> No.7088948

>>7088902
They go to comic con in the first episode all dressed as vegeta and hit on girls in vegeta voice.

Because they thought it was all about confidence and vegeta is their most confident role model

then they talk for 10 minutes about how their mental power levels are above any woman and that's why they arent compatible

the costumes are hand made and shitty yet amazing the first 1/3 is them making the costimes and arguing as to who gets to be vegeta white trash says he deserves to be because he has the most muscle and long hair guy says he has the best battle instincts

it ends with them touching a girl and getting thrown out

>> No.7088949

>>7088911
>not wanting to see more of long-haired guy or even more people on the same level from around the world

>> No.7088950

isnt the term for this arrested development?

>> No.7088958

>>7087764
that looks fukken sick

>> No.7088967

>>7088949
I love that guy so much. Fucking golden, everything he says, premium. Mint, transcendent, holy, incredible. I want to see more from him. I would subscribe to his blog and read the shit he thinks. Premium entertainment.

>> No.7088973

>>7087764
AND HE WEARS YESSTYLE?

IT

JUST

GETS

BETTER

>> No.7088976

>>7088798
he's the worst because he is the most unauthentic.
he is a guy who read up on the cheapest PUA tactics and came up with a whole online persona, but has never lived what he's talking about.

i thought it was funny, and frustrating at the same time, because he obviously has a good foundation to be successful, but he's never even tried, only made up stories about trying and posted them online.
it's evident by his body language that he doesn't know shit, and can't back up what he's speaking about.

same with the long haired guy. you can tell he's lying.

>> No.7088979

Wow. These guys really hate women, huh.

>> No.7088981

>>7088798
and when will that be?

>> No.7089023

>>7088979
Wouldn't you?

>> No.7089035

>>7088979
Of course they do, retard. They've been treated like shit their whole lives by them because they're ugly and aspie. Probably had single moms or something wrong at home as well.

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>25 years old
>virgin
>I don't have any friends
>I never talked to a girl in a real life conversation
>Never had a job
>5 inches hard on a good day

Such is the life of a disadvantaged loser.

>> No.7089078

Jesus Christ, this is like The Office IRL.

Personal Trainer = Michael
OP's Autist = Dwight
That "Normal" Guy = Jim
Camerawoman = Pam

>> No.7089103

>>7089078
Glad I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance:
>>7088316

>> No.7089119

I just visited the forum that was being talked about in the video and found this:

"It is the governments job to regulate the relationship/sex market."

>> No.7089133

>>7087694
What the fuck is that? A tranny?

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>>7089119
>"It is the governments job to regulate the relationship/sex market."

>> No.7089137

>>7089035
they should change their ways then. life is all about image and conforming.

>> No.7089168

>>7089137
They aren't mentally capable of that because they have assburgers.

>> No.7089189

I dont understand why these abject losers dont just kill themselves. They have already fucked up their lives beyond belief. This video made me respect people who commit suicide so much, sometimes it really is just the right thing to do.

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Tfw 6 foot 4 130 pounds

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>>7089189
>This video made me respect people who commit suicide so much, sometimes it really is just the right thing to do.

Is that you tripskank?

>> No.7089277

>>7089189
I agree 100%, these fucktards have every advantage in life (white, straight, not poor as fuck) and have still managed to fuck their lives up. They really should kill themselves.

>> No.7089289

>>7087694
is this fucking jesse thorn?

>> No.7089290

Anyone got pictures of the sound guy who they were all calling pretty and shit?

>> No.7089296

>>7089277
They have autism

they're mentally handicapped

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>>7089290

>> No.7089302

>>7089277
>>>/tubmlr/

>> No.7089318

>>7089302
haha how?

>>7089296
then they should just give up on normal people shit and go fully rain man tbh

>> No.7089330

>>7089304
Has it been a year already...?

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>>7087694

>> No.7089357
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>tfw Sara's kickstarter failed and we'll never get a fulllength docu of these cringebaits
>tfw you'll never run your fingers through Sara's curly ass hair

>> No.7089372

>>7089304
You really need to do some ohp and lateral raises prophet. You look like you curl 10lbs dumbell in your room and think it's working out.

>> No.7089379

>>7089357
>run your fingers through Sara's curly ass hair
>curly ass hair
>ass hair

>> No.7089389

>>7089357
sounds like sara is just mad nobody likes feminists outside of her genders studies courses.


isn't gender studies/woman's studies like..."hey im too stupid for chem 101 breadth courses so ima just going to take shit like MEN ARE BAD 101 because they invent stuff like entry level chemistry and it's so HARD!"

better give me a degree or i'll call you a misogynist, a sexist and possibly prejudice agaisnt my whole lgbt "community"

>> No.7089390

>>7089372
you look like some fatass who has been lurking /fit/ for 2 months, proud of how much he can lift but still unhappy with how bad his body looks, and comes here to talk shit and lord over people but is too scared to post pics of his fat gut

>> No.7089397
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>>7089379

>> No.7089399

>>7089379
I thought he meant her ass hair like she doesn't shave and that is his fetish. 4chan makes me expect the most perverted things first.

>> No.7089408

>>7089390
I'm trying to help you bro, you have wide hips. Maybe it would be wise to counteract that by making your shoulders bigger?

>> No.7089423 [DELETED] 

>>7089399
>>7089397
>>7089379
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5CqcAFgTs&list=PLZIKIRTV9FC24pphmzpNQEPGqJrjcC7I8

>> No.7089425

>>7089389
Well that's definitely how 4chan and tumblr would describe women's studies, but I thought you were smart enough to discern the difference between that and the truth, sieg.

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>>7089423
>listening to UGK

>> No.7089433

>>7089399
>>7089397
>>7089379
http://youtu.be/tf5CqcAFgTs

>> No.7089439

>>7089432
hydrocodone on my hands-free phone

>> No.7089441

>>7087723

>created a fucking forum
why.tiff

>> No.7089442

>>7089425
Not even trying to be edgy, but going to college to study something that arbitrary is retarded. Most of those girls would drop out of that curriculum if they had taken a critical inquiry class first since it essentially just a propaganda memorization degree. At least take philosophy so you don't end up incapable of seeing things from another perspective because you're a propaganda drone.

>> No.7089443

>>7089408
dude are you serious? thats the fucking laziest photoshop ive ever seen, how are you dumb enough to think those are my actual hips?

>> No.7089448

>>7089443
I've seen plenty of pictures of you. Your hip to waist ratio is pretty close to 1:1. Did you not notice I called you prophet?

>> No.7089467

>>7089448
>Your hip to waist ratio is pretty close to 1:1

if my hip to waist ratio was 1:1 my hips would be 31" around... thats like 3" smaller than a female model, im a 6'3 dude... are you retarded?

>> No.7089483

>>7089467
I'm 6'2", you can escape lanky, dude. It is possible. If your shoulders are 31" I feel bad for you. My chest measurement is 45".

>> No.7089487

>>7089442
I'm not disagreeing, but then again this is the age of the blog and for the most part and shit like that is a semi-viable career option-- despite how much stake you put in the content. Gender studies is like a 'did you notice...' course, the freakanomics of college courses, and the fact that people are trying to apply it is pretty dumb.

And also I don't disagree with the point that a lot of modern feminism has become commercialized to the point of bastardization (i.e. bitches dissecting gender roles that have been around for decades and then spinning it with a victim complex) but I try not to let it outshine the merit of what modern feminism COULD be accomplishing.

>> No.7089504

>>7089483
>hip to waist
>hip to WAIST

did you mean hip to shoulder? because thats what you said

and no, my chest is a bit bigger than my hips, my shoulders are definitely waaaay wider than my hips

>> No.7089525

>>7089504
Yeah I did, sorry. I woke up at 5am this morning for work. I'm talking about your hip to shoulder ratio.

At least work your vanity muscles, shoulders, pecs, and lats if nothing else.

>> No.7089534

>>7089525
You could leave it to incline dumbell bench, lateral raises, and do cable rows for cardio. You won't get too big, but you will look better.

>> No.7089561

>>7087890
>>7087890
Top KeK

>> No.7089713

this is almost too much
science and the internet has gone too far

this didn't get fully funded? this could be a comedy central show, fuck

>> No.7089751

>>7087723
>"I'm approximating... oh that's not a real word, we're redoing that...."

Wut.

>> No.7089844

>>7088435
I'm fucking crying this cant be real

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>>7089073
shut the fuck up you faggot

>> No.7090067

>>7087723
>2:58
holy shit, look at his fingernails

>> No.7090087

>>7087694

He would be really gorgeous if he worked out.

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>>7087694
He looks like Stoya. 10/10

>> No.7090100

>>7090092
Like the poorest man in the world's stoya.

>> No.7090107

>>7087969

I feel like he's a cross between autistic and subconsciously transgendered. Maybe he has gender dysmorphia and doesn't know it.. anyways, i feel bad for the guys really.

>> No.7090118

>>7090107
I don't feel bad for him (the korean wannabe). he thinks looks are greater than personality, and that the only reason that he can't get girls is his looks, not his awful personality.

I feel bad for the guy with glasses. He genuinely understands that his personality and unassertive nature are the problems. in addition he has low self esteem.

>> No.7090193

>>7090118
Yeah, that's why he's the boring character.

>> No.7090231

What does Advanced say after he talks about wanting to be a korean guy? "And I'd have a stealth girlfriend... wait don't put in that name okay?" or something?

"Stealth" isn't a name, so I feel like I'm not understanding him properly.

>> No.7090233

>>7090092
>signs to 1 porn company

what a stupid bitch. made her career stale real fast

>> No.7090359

>>7087859
I wonder if any of them tried to miserably flirt with her

>> No.7090378

>>7090231
He said stalker I thought.

>> No.7090397

>>7090231
stealth girlfriend means he wants a trap, a guy who can stealthily present himself as a girl and be his gf

source: i've been looking for one myself

>> No.7090404

>>7090378
he said stalker. he literally wants to be a anime.

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>>7090359
they definitely did

she probably edited it out and saved it for the feature length film

>> No.7090446

>>7087969
kawaii~

>> No.7090451

>>7090359
she is bullying them
why would they hit on her?

>these guys keep to themselves they must be shy!

>shives camera in their faces

WHY DONT YOU OBSESS OVER WOMEN WOMEN ARE PERFECT WHY DONT U GIVE me ATTENTION I WANT MONEY

U R NOT PART OF SOCIETY IF YOU DON'T CONSTANTLY TRY TO SEX WOMEN

i know a few millionaires at skaden arps why say otherwise

guys i grew up with, who went to harvard, and now work ungodly hours whom i barely talk to don't chase women, are they losers too?

oh wait anybody who is not attracted to a jew with un maintained hair, chubby fat body and uncleansed skin is "love shy"

>> No.7090475

>>7090451
i was reading this lying sideways on my bed and when i got to "guys i know who went to harvard who i dont really talk to anymore" mixed with butthurt misogyny i was like oh wait is this sieg and then i sat up straight and realized that it was

youre so predicable and sad :(

>> No.7090477

>>7090451
seig u didnt even watch the video lmao u fat fuck prob got 30s in and had to stop for a snack

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>>7088583
I like my men to be hairy warriors.

>> No.7090498

>>7087808
>>7087823
where is this from

>> No.7090501

>>7090477
i watched 2 mins of it
the woman is bltantly making fun of people in order to profit off of them. they have done nothing to her.

but lok at her...she's pathetic herself...you guys just don't see it becuase you're like the men in the video, any woman is god tier to you

but look at this woman, she is a bully, she is a piece of shit

this isn't a documentry
this is bullying, because this woman wants to profit off of the internet's love for pop feminism/gender studies lessons

>> No.7090509

>>7090498
nvm i'm autism

>> No.7090518

>>7090451
>WHY DONT YOU OBSESS OVER WOMEN WOMEN ARE PERFECT WHY DONT U GIVE me ATTENTION I WANT MONEY
>U R NOT PART OF SOCIETY IF YOU DON'T CONSTANTLY TRY TO SEX WOMEN
Except that isn't what they were saying at all. Saying that women aren't evil beasts who are always out to get you is not the same as saying they're perfect. Acknowledging that it's odd they haven't had any partners isn't the same as telling them that they aren't a part of society if they aren't constantly trying to get laid. It's realistic, and even the dudes themselves know it.

Maybe when you can justify responding without pulling out ridiculous exaggerations, your post will be worth a shit.

>> No.7090516

>>7090501
Yea but its hilarious bullying.

>> No.7090525

>>7090501
>the woman is bltantly making fun of people in order to profit off of them.
hardly
she's not making fun of them--they're making fun of themselves

she's just documenting what they do and what they do happens to be hilarious and pathetic

they're the ones who eagerly make fools of themselves

>sieg crying about other people bullying

seriously what am i even reading have some fucking consistency you fatass

>> No.7090528

>>7090518
Oh come on, you know gays never are reasonable.

>> No.7090531

>>7087694
Idk, I would fuck.

>> No.7090535

>>7090501
>because this woman wants to profit off of the internet's love for pop feminism/gender studies lessons

No, no. She's profiting off of the internet's love for BETA CRINGE. Get it right.

>> No.7090546

>>7090501
all shes doing is filming them and asking questions, not bullying

they seem pathetic because they are pathetic

shes not ethering them, theyre ethering themselves and shes just showing it to us

tbh ur probably mad because if someone filmed ur life and made it public wed all laugh at u, ur as pathetic as they are

>> No.7090564

so they're all losers the only difference is some know they're losers and the others think they're alpha?

>> No.7090597

>>7090546
you kidding me? she's the most passive aggressive bitch ive ever seen

>> No.7090608

>>7087694
am i the only one turned on by this man?
he's 30lb away from being top model.

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Are tricorns /fa/?

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>>7090690

gotta have the right job for it

>> No.7090826

>>7088435
How can someone be that autistic
fuck
FUCK

>> No.7090843
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7090843

holy shit, look what I found on http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=22497

Is this site for real?

>> No.7090847

>>7087723
someone tell me because I am an autist. Are these ppl just acting like in the "afraid of girls" video or are they serious?

>> No.7090921
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7090921

I think this picture finds a home here.

>> No.7091457

I'd hang out with the blond guy who just walks around making photos and help him improve himself.

He just seems like a nice person.
Other guys are pathetic though.

>> No.7091462

>>7091457

This. He reminds me of myself to be honest. I'm also pretty pathetic and non-aggressive when talking to people

>> No.7091470

>>7088000
Damn. It's like the Inuit and snow...

>> No.7091523

>>7087764
>muh looks
Proceeds to effortlessly pull off something that only Korean alternative pop stars can make work.
But muh looks

What is this autismal magic?

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>>7091470

>> No.7091550

>>7090501
lolwut

She doesn't do that at all. They're saying and doing all these repulsive things (the PUA guy and Advance at least) and she's remaining compassionate and even going out of her way in the documentary to humanise them.

>> No.7091571

>>7087694
Mirin OP, tall and beautiful.

Fucking manlets in this thread, when will they learn.

>> No.7091610

>>7087974
>>7087976

What that other french dude didn't tell you is that NOBODY uses it. Try dropping it, most people won't even know what it means.

>> No.7091613

>>7088343
Yo can't get more hardcore than people saying

>Tfw INTJ
>Tfw ENTP

>> No.7091634

>>7089751
Autist doesn't know his own language? Who coud have thought.

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>>7091613
i-i-i am INTJ
what do i do???

>> No.7091654

>>7090843
Oh fuck "Natalie portman" posts there. Dat loser.

>> No.7091662

>>7091652
Go to /r9k/ bruh

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7091669

>be like those faggots
>be confident(borderline narcissistic), otter mode, dress nice and be good looking
>nobody knows my secret

>> No.7091673

>>7091662
t-tell me what it means first pls

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7091687

This du prob got the girl squirmin'

>> No.7091704

>>7090608
He really isn't. His facial structure is still shapeless and shitty and this wouldn't change even if he was emaciated.

>> No.7091720

watched this for the second time last night.
upon second viewing I feel pretty bad for these guys.

>> No.7091744

>>7090451
Seig, for fucks sake, hide your power level.

>> No.7091755

>>7091744
Don't confuse power levels with bait.

>> No.7091782

>>7087694
still thinner then sieg

>> No.7091842

>>7087723
I'm pretty sure they're all just gay and can't admit it to themselves.

>> No.7091855

>>7090608
The thing I hate the most is that he goes on a tangent about fighting for a fat chick yet he doesn't even go to the gym and eat less or cut his hair or dress well or go to college or get a job. And he is so fucked in the head he wants to look like an anime rather than just losing the double chin fat.

but that's what makes him hilarious and why I want these guys to have a recurring reality show.

>> No.7091911

>>7091855
he probably doesn't even think his body, hair, or wardrobe are bad because he has such a total lack of self-awareness

hopefully, seeing himself in the film gave him some perspective

>> No.7092005

>>7091911
I hate seeing home movies of me. My dad films everything because videography is his hobby. He films weddings all the time. And any and every family event. I'm just hypercritical of myself any time I'm on screen.

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>>7091654
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7092021

>>7092005
>god my face is floppy from this angle
>the way I'm sitting is not aesthetic at all
>god I look awkward
>why am I not standing straighter

and I thought I did so well at the baby shower

>> No.7092024

>>7092017
top lel

>> No.7092025

>>7091654
AAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>> No.7092027

>>7092017
omg

>> No.7092031

>>7092017
>shybois original 300lbs virgin

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>>7089318
>>7089318
>haha
>tbh

dat some fresh shit boi

>> No.7092328

>>7090501
>you guys just don't see it becuase you're like the men in the video,

Don't know why but lost my shit reading this. 10/10 reply

>> No.7092350

>>7092017

busted

>> No.7092505

>>7087694
How can one person be such an aspie? Such a shitty fucking personality.

>> No.7092517

>>7092017
Whats wrong with me :((((

>> No.7092650

>>7091669
Post fit

>> No.7092661

>>7087723
Beta: The Movie

>> No.7092671

>>7087728
that guy is mad as fuck as women holy shit
potential serial killer

>> No.7092678

>>7092671
at* women
w/e

>> No.7092711

>>7092278
>>7092278
hahah yeh tbh lmao

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>>7092017
LOL

>> No.7093106

>>7091550
she is a disgusting jew, making money off of the suffering of others

wiat a minute

>profiting off the suffering of others

thats all jews do so i guess it's perfectly fine right?

these kike pieces of shit deserve to rot in fucking hell

>> No.7093154

>>7088661
he was trying to be funny - agree and amplify.
>GIRL: “Why didn’t you call last night? Are you dating someone else?”
>YOU: “Yep, I’ve got a harem to service. Be happy you’re in the top tier.”
>>7089331
hands down the whackiest moment in the film
>>7092017
where does he post again? fit?

>> No.7093166

>>7093154
>where does he post again? fit?
/tv/, and judging from his sig I'm guessing /fit/ as well.

>> No.7093198

>>7090690
those guys weren't THAT beta, specially the one with the hat, he's not so bad looking and didn't act exactly retarded. They may be hope for them.

>> No.7093221

>>7090843
holy shiiiiiit
that guy is the perfect couple for that girl who gets posted in /fit/ all the time (you know what picture)

>> No.7093231

>>7093198
One on the left has some terrible self-loathing issues.

I see a controlling fat chick in his future.

>> No.7093386

>>7091457
yeh, he seems to be the most reasonable about everything. Hes just never tried. Just needs the encouragement.

>> No.7093464
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7093464

Well let's see...

>Din't go to first class because I was up late last night waiting for a weed deal that never happened
>Went to other classes
>Went to JC Penny and bought some dark wash 511's
>Got a 32 inch inseam for the first time
>Now my waist is only 4 above my inseam
>Hopefully hanging out with a grill tonight
>Hopefully there won't be like 5 other dudes there like most other times I've hung out with her
>If that's the case I'll have to fabricate an excuse to excape

Ideas?

>> No.7094175

>>7092017
>300lb virgin

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>>7091654
>>7092017
My fucking sides, I knew there had to be something off about a fucking fuccboi calling himself Natalie Portman.
Fuck me, this is the best thing I've seen today, thank you for making my day, anon.

>mfw all this
>mfw yet another trip has been utterly #reckd

>> No.7094211

This was one of the most painful, but empathetic things I've ever seen.

>> No.7094282

>>7090451

Everytime I agree with you I wonder what's wrong with me, or if we're both right.

A friend of mine is a multimillionaire. He has his hobbies and works and if he has a girlfriend, it's fine to him, if not, that's fine too.

Also you're right, the filmmaker is passive-aggressively attacking them

>> No.7095258

>>7088967
you do realize we can find him on that website, right? his username is advance

>> No.7095305

>>7092017
Natalie Portman, tinfoil and trunks have all been discredited recently.

step it up tripfags

or just like kill yourself that would be gud too

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>>7095305
End yourself, I am eternal.

>> No.7095322

>>7092017
>2509 posts

>> No.7095330

>>7095319
you're actually super pathetic wow. you know the real Natalie Portman would think you're a worm right?

lmao how am i surprised?

>> No.7095334

>>7095319
eternally autistic

>> No.7095350

>>7090477
This.
Stop being a fucking bitch sieg
These guys deserve to made fun of to gain so self awareness(except the guy who takes pictures he seems cool), but she did not make fun of them.

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>>7095330
A worm? No, she would probably think I am weird, and after a bit of convo, would see the humor in it.

You just don't get it do you? I am a person, I do not find shame in what I do because I have self-respect. I do not have a single trace of myself on the Internet except for these posts. Why? Because I know my presence is unnecessary and I have no purposeful reason to.

I fucking love Natty though.

>> No.7095361
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7095361

She's my own ~


Personal~


Jesus~


Reach out and touch faith.

>> No.7095382

>>7095305
what happened to tinfoil recently?

also hes always been lame tbh

>> No.7095447

>>7089389
you are the biggest fucking autist on this board, every time i read somethign you say it is just uneducated drivel

>> No.7095609

>>7095382
he posted mlp pics lel

>> No.7095710

>>7093198
The one with the hat isn't even a love-shy, if I recall correctly, he's a married nerd who went to a convention with his love-shy friend (the one on the right).

>> No.7095721

>>7095710
The one on the left, I mean.

>> No.7096054

>Your account has been created. However, your account must be activated by the Love-shy.com administration. This can take anywhere between a few hours and a few days. Please be patient.
They have a review process? I wrote as reason for joining the forum that I wanted to find some comedy gold in Advance's post history..

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>>7095319