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7043690 No.7043690 [Reply] [Original]

What is the most /fa/ condom?

Ultra thin?
Ridged condoms?
Glow in the dark?

I personally use ultra thin+sensitive for maximum pleasure.

>> No.7043711

where do you think you are

>> No.7043716

>>7043711
Calm down, I only use them to masturbate when using my Fleshlight. It adds a bit of atmosphere to it when I close my eyes and imagine I'm with some filthy crackwhore.
I've never had sex.

>> No.7043718

>2013
>using Satan's shopping bags

have fun in hell

>> No.7043723

>>7043716
im calm

and touching my dick

>> No.7043737

>>7043711

certainly if you are the most fashionable around you get a lot of pussy???
or do grills not care about what you wear and only how /fit/ you are ??

>> No.7043740
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7043740

sruli recht ostrich leather condom
for the low low price of 250 euro

>> No.7043742

trojan unlubricated usually works well for me

>> No.7043745

>>7043737
they don't care about /fit/ and /fa/ if ur a bitch

>> No.7043782

Kimono condoms + Liquid Silk Lube + Tenga Flipcup = fantastic feels

>> No.7044276

crown skinless skin - super cheap and super thin and seemingly durable as everloving fuck.

>> No.7044295

>>7044276

one of these broke on me I felt it.

I wish men could have pills man.....

>> No.7044302

>fucking women that require a condom
stay thirsty dirty plebs

>> No.7044318

none, but if i met the chick through fetlife, okc, or craigslist/backpage then i just use trojan ribbed (yellow package) only one i found that doesn't choke the base of my dick

the ultra thins are thin and tight but just feel like CBT
and if you use magnums it makes you look like a immature kid (you can fit your forearm into a standard condom, you can fit your entire arm in a magnum

>> No.7044376

>>7044318
This. Also I fucking hate ones that squeeze your base tight as fuck.

>> No.7044433
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7044433

>>7043690
>22
>virgin
>finally feel like going out
>ready to fuck the first bitch that locks eyes with me
>go to pharmacy to grab condoms for first time
>grab some random box from isle
>walking up to line
>fuck I need to buy other shit too or else it looks weird
>dog needs new leash
>grab leash
>need some tape for school projects
>grab some duck tape
>doing vinegar rinse on hair
>grab vinegar
>my basket has a leather leash, duck tape, vinegar and condoms
>looks weird IDGAF walk up to line
>cashier is a cute girl from Uni
>feeling weird cause condoms in basket
>get the fuck out of line
>act like I forgot something
>gently drop basket on floor
>try to rush out of store
>greeter there
>"did you find everything you needed sir"
>y...yes, haha
>rush through automatic door
>tfw my Joy Division cape gets caught on the doors
I am never leaving my room again.

>> No.7044446

>ridged
lol, just get a 4skin amerifags

>ultra thin
or better yet, get a gf or long-term fuckbuddy so you can just do it without a condom. you're risking it breaking as is, so she should just get on birth control

>> No.7044447

>>7044433
this is great pasta

>> No.7044456

>>7044447
meh, just changed shit from old /v/ pasta to fit here

>> No.7044485
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7044485

>>7043690
her pleasure are ok cuz bitches see that purple and like seeing thoes words. but for feeling, trojan lamb skin, feels like the real thing but they dont guard against std so dont fuck dirty hoes

>> No.7044489

>>7044446
safer with both though

>> No.7044499

>>7044489
two condoms actually has a higher risk cuz they exert friction on eachother

>> No.7044504

>>7044499
lol.

>> No.7044508

>>7044504
well its tru

>> No.7044511

>>7043690
If she is on top she can't get pregnant cause the sperm cant swim up.

>> No.7044530

>>7044446
this, trying to get my girlfriend on birth control now. hope she dosent turn into a psycho fat bitch.

>> No.7044526

>>7044499
haha what i didnt mean two condoms
i meant a condom and birth control

>> No.7044527

>her pleasure

who gives a shit

i only get the ribbed ones becuase the way they're constructed are not rubber bandish

>> No.7044605

>>7044318

>tfw gf
>tfw when 19
>tfw having sex 3-5 times a week for a year and a half now

4 seasons naked larger is the best i've ever used

>> No.7044616

>>7044318

Btw you're a massive faggot

you have a pretty average cock if you can use condoms without the larger space for the head

>> No.7044619

>>7044433
Same here never bought condoms.
>6 + Inches erect
any will fit me right?

>> No.7044626

>>7044619

Pretty much.

>> No.7044661

I never used a condom. Every chick is on birth control in Germany.

>> No.7044680

>>7044318
>>fetlife

Leave /fa/ and never come back

>> No.7044694

>okamoto crowns

sucks to be in a longd, only get laid once or twice a month

>> No.7044697

>>7044295
RUSIG
Google it

>> No.7044703

>>7044661
>>7044661
>implying the only function of condoms is to prevent pregnancy

top key
Hows the herps going?

>> No.7044704

>>7044295
>I wish men could have pills man.....

soon

>tfw broke a condom in my gf
>didn't cum but still scary
>over 2 weeks past the time she usually gets her period and it still hasn't come

I want to sterilize myself.

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7044709

>>7044697

>> No.7044724

>>7044709
Just did the same thing, it's actually RISUG

fucc u other anon

>> No.7044726

>>7044704
>iktf
Truly a life in fear.

>> No.7044727

>>7044709
what if you just kinda like

ground on it

>> No.7044734

>>7044724
"RISUG works by an injection into the vas deferens, the vessel through which the sperm moves before ejaculation."

line up boys

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>>7043690
One has the prettiest packaging, Kimono is the best overall (though they run small so you have to size up). Crowns are like TTS Kimonos but harder to find where I live.

>> No.7044858

>>7044849
lol wtf

i hope you were laughing while you made this posr

>> No.7044861

ive heard that keeping condoms in your wallet is a bad move (heat naturally degrades the condom?).

tell me the truth /fa/

>> No.7044882

>>7044861
If you're leaving them there for a long time, then yes that's true. If you just renew them every now and then (like once a month is good) it's fine

>> No.7044901

>>7044861
Yeah.
Heat and friction from being in your wallet will degrade the latex.

>> No.7044908

>>7044882
What would you do if a cute guy came up to you and tried to ask you out, but he was a complete spaghettifest in the process, but he was at 7.5/10 at least?

>> No.7044913

>>7044908
if i ever see this happen i'm going to film it and post it here

>> No.7044948

>>7044908
what do you think a girl would do?

are you so bad about understanding the difference between real life VS movies that you believe girls have even a slight amount of tolerance for a man who can't even find the balls to ask her out?

obviously if you think your looks matter that much, you don't know what you're talking about.

regardless of what tripsk tells you, there is really just one correct answer and it also happens to be /fa/ related: Just do it.

if you've spent this long thinking about it, you've only wasted time.
if she says no, laughs at you and/or vomits all over you, at least you demonstrated to yourself that you have balls.
next time it won't be so hard.
stop developing infatuations with girls before you've even gone on a date.

>> No.7044956

>>7044948
>tfw tripsk goes to my school and i c her sometimes but not sure if it is another indian girl most of the time

>> No.7044961

>>7044948
>vomits all over you
i want this to happen me

not for sexual reasons though

>> No.7044962

>>7043690
Why does this seem like an advertisement

>I personally use ultra thin+sensitive for maximum pleasure
>for maximum pleasure

>> No.7044971

Are condoms ok on the inside/outside pocket of a jacket?

>> No.7044972

>>7044961
happens to me all the time but i'm pro so it makes sense.

if you want to be constantly vomited on you're gonna have to do more than post about it on an anime forum for faggots and actually go outside into the real world.

>> No.7044981

>>7044948
Nothing to do with an infatuation of a girl I don't know. I'm just a social bowl of spaghetti 90% of the time.

>> No.7044987

>>7044981
ok, well hold out for tripsk to answer you.
that'll fix your problems.

>> No.7044988

>>7044972
im not him
i dont chat up girls at my uni (Unless i'm asking them answrs to shit) cuz they're mostly nerds and i dont like nerds

gonna start going out to town once i catch up w/ work (grades > pussy)

not him btw

>> No.7045000

Ultra thin has always been my go to

>> No.7045001

>>7044987
lol I'm not here looking for advice I just asked a question. You usually do give good advice and I appreciate the advice you usually give, but you just did not hit the nail on the head this time

>> No.7045026

>>7044499
never double bag unless ur in a grocery store

my highschool bio teacher taught me that lol

>> No.7045041

>>7045001
actually i did.
i told you to not be a nervous fuck, but realistically i know you will be, so i told you to practice and work on overcoming your fear.

not big deal.
if spaghetti is such an issue, just date an italian girl. they're used to it.

>> No.7045049

i use normal trojans which is pretty pleb,
but i use an hermes catalogue as a cum rag which is p /fa/

>> No.7045059

>>7045041
Telling someone to practice not having social anxiety is pretty useless. I'm not gonna just sit and try to be awkward around people all my life, i'm not avoiding talking to people because of the fact that I am I'm still actively working on it

>> No.7045078

Starfucks, stop hijacking threads and regurgitating stupid PUA shit.

>> No.7045093
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7045093

>>7045059
i disagree.
it could inspire him or something.

PS any post after this is wrong and will get lifetime banned.

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7045109

>>7045078
how about you stop being an idiot for 2 seconds and let the adults talk.

PS my post about getting banned for posting doesn't apply to me, obviously since i'm official mod.

this will be my last post however since i have plans and i'm wasting time helping you'll cowards.
fashionably late is /fa/ however, so once again i'm styling on everyone here.
no surprise, i'm used to it.

>> No.7045117

can someone who is able to report report this? due to some stupid option between 4chan's settings and an extension I have lost the report option. /b/ exists for a reason

and if you're over 18 you shouldn't really be using condoms unless you get a lot of random strange, and obviously no one here does. birth control is much more reliable and allows for sex that feels way better. I don't know why there would be any female over age 18 not using bc (unless they experience bad side effects or are trying to get pregnant currently or in the near future).

>> No.7045160

>>7045117
you really, really can't trust a girl taking BC unless you are in a serious relationship with her.
some girls don't take it seriously, and some girls straight up lie about it.

you should be wearing condoms for many reasons.
yea it feels better without, but i won't risk it anymore.

got lied too about BC before, and then realized it isn't an isolated incident.
a while after that girl
>be with new girl
>condom rips
>ok, that happens to a young thug on occasion
>next time with her, condom rips
>now this is weird
>while she's distracted i take another from her drawer
>go to bathroom, fill it with water
>water leaks out
>dumb bitch had poked holes in all her condoms

so not only do i only wear condoms, but i only wear ones i buy personally.
bitches be crazy homie.
and you can't say "you only fuck crazy girls" because accidents also happen.
i could tell more stories.

>> No.7045174

>>7044433
10/10

gracias pour le keks

>> No.7045182

>tfw kissless virgin at 22 despite dressing well and bein moderately attractive
I have severe problems with depression and anxiety :\

>> No.7045234

>>7045093
Yeah I was just about to hand you this one realizing that I was arguing on the internet

>> No.7045271

I got numb dick. Your hand > sex with a condom. still stay hard though just can't cum. was gonna try ultra thin