>tfw no gf

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Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:47:01 2013 No.6912335 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw no gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:50:01 2013 No.6912346 File: 3 KB, 91x125, 1379354881432s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>/v/ >>>/fit/ >>>/r9k/

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:52:01 2013 No.6912358
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>tfw 21 year old kissless wizard
>tfw kissed, fingered and sucked titties yesterday
>tfw could have had sex but couldnt get it up
>tfw never had a gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:54:01 2013 No.6912364 >>6912358 i'm 21 too and never had a gf i'm good looking and feel like i know how to talk to girls but somehow all the ones i've met are cunts i haven't met a girl that was worthy to love yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:56:01 2013 No.6912373 68 and never had a gf i don't give a shit at this point

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 14:56:01 2013 No.6912377 >>6912373 >implying

poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 14:58:01 2013 No.6912385
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>>6912364
>i'm good looking and feel like i know how to talk to girls but somehow all the ones i've met are cunts
>i haven't met a girl that was worthy to love yet

Protip: The problem is YOU.

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 14:59:01 2013 No.6912391 >>6912364 sex =/= love don't be a little kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:00:01 2013 No.6912400 >>6912385 give me advice almighty cancer man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:01:01 2013 No.6912403 >>6912391 i get annoyed at sluts who try to flirt with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:01:01 2013 No.6912405 >>6912377 i'm not implying anything. I'm down right saying it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:02:01 2013 No.6912411 >>6912405 post timestamp of your hand

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:04:01 2013 No.6912425 >>6912411 No dice, kiddo I got more important things to do than validating myself on the internet/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:06:01 2013 No.6912430 >>6912403 >implying

Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:07:01 2013 No.6912435

>>6912403
like poet already said, that's you.

i won't bother asking you what your "ideal" woman is, because i'm sure it doesn't exist.

i get the sense that you are looking to hear something, and you already know you're wrong.

if you don't like girls hitting on you, that's fine.
but certain types of girls are more outgoing and open with initiating convo with guys they are interested in.

do you approach girls you are interested in?
probably not

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:08:01 2013 No.6912441 >tfw no qt Asian gf I caught the yellow fever guys w2c Asian gf? do they like white men?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:08:01 2013 No.6912442 >>6912425 >implying there is anything more important to do than validating yourself on the internet

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:09:01 2013 No.6912445

>>6912385
be yourself, and don't try to act like every scumbag around
some heartbroken people turn sour, using lies, and learning stupid shit such as 'how to treat someone to get to bed/get gifts' and 'score'
the scumbag player & whore ratio is really high this days
you won't get laid as often don't playing 'the game', but you will find a good partner for your life
and a woman to care about

and dude, sex with your woman is a ton better than 20-30 hookups

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:10:01 2013 No.6912451 >>6912441 No they fucking hate white men. I'm Asian and my sister won't shut the fuck up about who white men are pigs. She also hates blacks. Fucking racist bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:10:01 2013 No.6912452 >>6912364 probably because you rub them the wrong way when you come onto them or they're simply not into you. women have a cunt defense mode to turn guys off and make them think its their idea not to bother with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:11:01 2013 No.6912454 >>6912435 >do you approach girls you are interested in? i do but i can't see myself with them. they are just so boring and could be swapped out with any other person i want to find myself as a girl version

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:11:01 2013 No.6912457 >meet 10/10 qt >want to spend my life with her >she has a bf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:12:01 2013 No.6912461 >>6912454 >>6912457 >men literally don't give a fuck about you if you're not perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:12:01 2013 No.6912462 >tfw funny as fuck around friends >tfw not even slightly funny when others are around

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:13:01 2013 No.6912468 >>6912461 She's 10/10 for me. I doubt many people here would find her perfect. She's Indian.

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:13:01 2013 No.6912469 >>6912451 to be fair, most girls who say they hate a certain type of man really just want to get fucked by that guy. especially when girls say they hate black guys. girls don't need to be friends with a guy to want him to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:14:01 2013 No.6912474 File: 4 KB, 645x773, 123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw when asexual

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:14:01 2013 No.6912476 >>6912451 do you like white dick doe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:14:01 2013 No.6912478 >>6912474 That sounds awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:15:01 2013 No.6912481 >>6912476 I'm a dude and no, I don't like white dicks. I don't like dicks period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:17:01 2013 No.6912487 >>6912462 >iktf friends always say im funny and always make them laugh, never make girls laugh unless i really like them and feel comfrtable enough to be weird and funny around them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:17:01 2013 No.6912490 >>6912461 most girls are exactly the same they hang around in a group and dress the same, listen to the same music and even talk the same way it doesn't help that i'm a depressed and narcissistic misanthrope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:17:01 2013 No.6912493 >>6912468 post pic of indian qt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:18:01 2013 No.6912495 File: 9 KB, 184x184, 23bbc7b15052946ea7126e759a7ad359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912478 ur mom sounds awful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:18:01 2013 No.6912501 File: 222 KB, 600x800, 1377541632722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912493

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:19:01 2013 No.6912504 >>6912501 boring slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:20:01 2013 No.6912514 >>6912501 mad jelly son she is pretty qt wer2cop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:21:01 2013 No.6912518 File: 79 KB, 420x425, 1368211867368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912490 >Tfw self-loathing narcissist

>>	poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 15:21:01 2013 No.6912524 >>6912445 This is a great post. >sex with your woman is a ton better than 20-30 hookups This is so true, so true. >>6912451 Asian women are not a single entity. There are millions of them and your sister is not their ambassador.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:21:01 2013 No.6912525 >10/10 girl in class has a crush on me >we hung out >get drunk >she calls me Jack when my name is Jake >punch her in the stomach because drunk and pissed >she vomits and now won't talk to me anymore How do I get her back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:22:01 2013 No.6912535 File: 1.61 MB, 230x172, 1378570891954.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912501 >1377541632722.jpg >Reverse Image Search >Spiderman shirt Nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:23:01 2013 No.6912537 >>6912490 >they hang around in a group and dress the same, listen to the same music and even talk the same way >implying I can't say the same thing about you in your group

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:23:01 2013 No.6912538 >tfw most attractive person in the group What does it feel like to not be the most attractive? I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm genuinely curious.

Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:23:01 2013 No.6912540

>>6912445
based on what?

there is a difference between using "tricks" VS doing something in a rational, realistic way.

i don't really say to sleep around with a huge number of girls, but i don't have any issue with it.

i talk about thinking about relationships differently, and not NEEDING a relationship in the first place.

you say sex with "your" woman is better than random hookups, and sometimes that's the case.
but the dangerous thing is going from just met to exclusive BF and GF in a short amount of time.

a girl needs to prove herself over time, the same way guys need to prove themselves to girls.

i always feel that the people most vocal about "using scummy tricks" are the people who don't have much relationship experience.
i don't want to seem like i'm calling you out, because i really do just like discussing this stuff with an open mind.
i just get the feeling you are in a "loving" relationship right now, with a lot of emotion invested.
deep down you are probably trying to convince yourself over anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:23:01 2013 No.6912541 >>6912501 >hypergamy confirmed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:23:01 2013 No.6912542 >>6912518 i don't know how that feels this world is not good enough and i would rather be dead tomorrow nothing of value would be lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:23:01 2013 No.6912543 >>6912490 are you me?

poet !!ZKnqTt5WCG6 Mon Sep 16 15:24:01 2013 No.6912544

>>6912524
ETA: I don't really agree with the scumbag/whore dichotomy, however. I just think that more and more people are getting lost, that's all. It's a consequence of the world we live in and the options we have, not to mention our growing population and the increasing irrelevance of tradition arbiters of morality (like priests, or even the notion of the church itself).

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:24:01 2013 No.6912546

>>6912490
most girls are boring as fuck, i agree
>sit and talk to girls
>all one way conversation
>they have nothing to contribute
>could get number possibly shag
>not even worth it for the effort
>get up and leave because i cant be bothered

i have met a couple of qt's before though but have lost contact or they are from other countries, shit sucks ;_;

i will never find a cute girl as long as i live in the hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:24:01 2013 No.6912548 >>6912537 >implying i have a group

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:25:01 2013 No.6912551 >>6912525 who the fuck does that? you dont deserve her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:25:01 2013 No.6912554 File: 267 KB, 276x519, hz2l3yN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912493 here. >>6912501 is not her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:25:01 2013 No.6912555 File: 25 KB, 300x277, tumblr_m6iaf2s7bp1qev756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912543

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:26:01 2013 No.6912561 >>6912454 >i do but i can't see myself with them. they are just so boring and could be swapped out with any other person all my feels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:26:01 2013 No.6912563 >>6912538 id say im most attractive in my group of friends but ive never had a gf where as like 3 or 4 of my friends do im also pretty much on par with most of them with getting girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:26:01 2013 No.6912564 >>6912546 >i will never find a cute girl as long as i live in the hole You've already found cute girls, but you don't care, because they have to be MPDGs for you to care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:27:01 2013 No.6912574 File: 2.30 MB, 1917x1081, 1379297503318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw find out that Michael dies in GTA V

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:28:01 2013 No.6912580 >>6912554 >>6912493 the fuck, no idea why that picture was uploaded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:28:01 2013 No.6912583 File: 50 KB, 500x414, 1368335250852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you cant remember what she looks like >tfw you miss her smell

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:28:01 2013 No.6912586 >>6912574 thanks for posting that here. BTW THAT WAS SARCASM >tfw 12 more hours till i can play and i've been good about avoiding all spoilers and vids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:29:01 2013 No.6912592 >>6912564 >implying being cute is enough >tfw i have never loved anyone not even my parents i don't see girls as human beings they just look nice :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:29:01 2013 No.6912595 >>6912564 MPDGs? i cant see the qt's anymore unless i move country and im not prepared to do that i have never met any nice girls here, i need to move

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:30:01 2013 No.6912597 >>6912445 what this guy said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:30:01 2013 No.6912601 >>6912586 :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:30:01 2013 No.6912602 >>6912592 yeah, being a sociopath sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:30:01 2013 No.6912604 this thread gives me the worst feels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:31:01 2013 No.6912607 >>6912580 Top lel. More like 5/10 >witch nose >stupid shit between eyebrows >bushy eyebrows >massive blowjob lips >shitty hairline

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:31:01 2013 No.6912610 >>6912592 you will meet her one day anon and when you do never let her go >tfw let her go ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:31:01 2013 No.6912612 I miss this one girl but not because of her personality but because for once I felt the touch of another human being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:31:01 2013 No.6912613 File: 56 KB, 500x667, tumblr_m68z1jgvsT1qffpj4o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912501 She was prettier when she was scene

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:32:01 2013 No.6912616 >>6912602 psychosis but not bad enough to call me a sociopath

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:32:01 2013 No.6912617 >>6912580 well played anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:32:01 2013 No.6912619 >tfw no girls help me when I'm jerking off on the train

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:32:01 2013 No.6912620 >>6912607 whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:32:01 2013 No.6912621 >>6912592 Jesus christ men are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:33:01 2013 No.6912627 >>6912613 she looks more spic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:33:01 2013 No.6912628 >>6912613 She looks more black than Indian.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:33:01 2013 No.6912629

>>6912616
>but not bad enough to call me a sociopath
yeah, it is. thats what not seeing girls as human would be classified as.

now if youre the guy that said hed rather be dead tomorrow then you should run along and get to it because thats what you want right? to be dead? then kill yourself, pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:33:01 2013 No.6912631 >>6912586 Hehehe Btw that's just what it looks like when you get wasted in the game. It's not part of the story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:33:01 2013 No.6912633 >>6912538 it's fine m8, it doesn't really affect my life i mean i'm not a troll but some of my friends are better looking, ain't no thang

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:33:01 2013 No.6912635 >>6912621 >OMG LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL GIVE ME ATTENTION!! HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN SHOWING THAT I'M A GIRL :DD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:34:01 2013 No.6912637 >>6912629 >then kill yourself, pussy. how do i kill myself if i'm a pussy? do you even know how hard that is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:35:01 2013 No.6912641 >>6912621 >taking one autists word as everyones jesus christ firls are dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:35:01 2013 No.6912642 >>6912635 Where did I say I was a girl? What I had to say was that men are disgusting, which they are.

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:35:01 2013 No.6912643 >>6912621 taking what one guys posts as the voice of all men is just as bad as taking advice from one random girl and thinking she speaks for all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:35:01 2013 No.6912644 >>6912540 nah but relationships are nice not just having one for the sake of it, but having a loving relationship is the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:35:01 2013 No.6912647 >>6912621 I want stab you in the fucking face then I ant to play around with your guts. Fuck off you walking period having cunt smelling bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:35:01 2013 No.6912648 >tfw ?????? ??????

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:36:01 2013 No.6912651 >>6912648 no gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:36:01 2013 No.6912652 >>6912641 *girls

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:36:01 2013 No.6912653

>be l-lesbian
>hang out with guys because women make awful friends
>they all know I'm into bitches
>but there's that one guy who's really into me anyway
>totally ignores my constant rejection
>his displays get grander and more embarrassing/annoying
>does shit like show up at my door playing a love song he heard me listening to at some point

help /fa/.

idk how to let people like that down other than making them resent me.

PS:
>tfw no girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:36:01 2013 No.6912655 >>6912490 >depressed and narcissistic misanthrope just summed up 90% of /fa/

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:36:01 2013 No.6912657 >>6912631 oh good to know. i bleed profusely from my nose and the back of my head when i get wasted too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:37:01 2013 No.6912663 >>6912657 Wasted means dying in GTA, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:37:01 2013 No.6912664 >>6912653 just talk to him and explain what you are saying here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:38:01 2013 No.6912668 >>6912647 Jesus christ men are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:38:01 2013 No.6912670 >>6912663 >>6912657 lel

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:38:01 2013 No.6912675 >>6912663 yea, but IRL it means getting drunk. so my comment was hilarious.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:38:01 2013 No.6912678

>>6912653
sit down and talk to him nicely about it dont be a bitch about it too because then you will have it his death on your conscience whenhe decides to blow his brains out
or introduce him to a girl or something the quickest way to get over someone is to meet someone else

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:38:01 2013 No.6912679 >>6912653 "yo [guy]" "sup" "i'm gay you fag munch ass biter you won't have a chance in hell unless you get gender reassignment surgery" "he says some fag shit" "FUUUUCK YOU FAGGOT GO TO A BAR PR SOMETHING" cheers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:39:01 2013 No.6912680 >>6912655 do you even feel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:39:01 2013 No.6912684 >>6912675 sorry that not gonna work, nice try but you are making yourself look more stupid

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:39:01 2013 No.6912687 >>6912335 Fuck you, at least you don't have to go to the mall with her every week and watch her try on millions of fucking dresses and bras. People always give me a weird look when I go inside the change room with my GF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:39:01 2013 No.6912688 >>6912668 Muh sogyny

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:40:33 2013 No.6912691
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>>6912335
>>6912364
>>6912454
>>6912457
>>6912543
>>6912555
>>6912561
>>6912592
>>6912595
>tfw you will never come into the lives of these faggot snowflakes as the one that got away and left their hearts broken

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:41:00 2013 No.6912702 >tfw sleeping with best friends financee >tfw falling in love with her Wat do?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:41:31 2013 No.6912698 >>6912687 why would anyone give you awkward looks? stop being a vein cunt and enjoy your girlfriends company

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:41:31 2013 No.6912699 >>6912691 i will i could break Kendal Jenners heart

Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:42:02 2013 No.6912711

>>6912653
i'm going to just assume that you have never told him, face to face, and literally (as in not just "signs") that you are not, and never will be interested in him in anything other than a friend.

>idk how to let people like that down other than making them resent me.
that's why most girls lead guys on, whether they know it or not.
that's why the "friendzone" is a thing.

don't take this wrong, but i would be very surprised if you actually were 100% completely honest about your feelings towards him.
women can't handle being resented by someone.
men can't either, for the most part, but it's much greater for women.

it's one thing to give him hints and make it known you are only interested in women VS straight up telling him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:42:30 2013 No.6912707 >>6912691 p-please dont break my heart

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:43:00 2013 No.6912715 >>6912628 >>6912627 She is black and I think she claims to be half Puerto Rican.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:43:00 2013 No.6912716

>>6912621
You kind of make us think like this. There's a girl at my work who didn't know what "hawkeyed" meant. Like god damn, smh. And she thinks I'm weird for not being an ignoramus. I mean, maybe you haven't heard the idiom, but it's completely obvious after thinking for maybe a second.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:43:32 2013 No.6912712 File: 46 KB, 376x401, 1378658713740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i with is could just post this image but i share all those feels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:43:32 2013 No.6912713 >>6912702 >sleeping with best friends financee seriously wtf? tell him about it then let him beat you and the cunt up if he wants

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:44:03 2013 No.6912723 >>6912716 what the fuck does hawkeyed mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:44:31 2013 No.6912721 >>6912712 no we are different, you just dont understand

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:45:09 2013 No.6912731 >>6912716 what does hawkeyed mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:45:33 2013 No.6912724 >>6912721 >tfw ur feels r prety obscur

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:45:33 2013 No.6912726 >>6912716 chill out lel what does hawkeyed mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:45:33 2013 No.6912727 >>6912723 look it up

Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 15:45:33 2013 No.6912730

>>6912702
you leave her and don't look back.
but you won't.

somehow you'll let your feelings rule and fall in love with a girl who is currently cheating on someone.
somehow you'll convince yourself you NEED her, and she's a great person who just made a mistake because true love conquers all.

have fun listening to her vent about what a douchbag/boring asshole her fiance is.
you're a much better listener than he ever was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:46:04 2013 No.6912739 >>6912716 wtf is hawkeyed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:46:04 2013 No.6912740 >tfw you can't imagine having a friend who doesn't feel w2c friends who go on 4chan that aren't fat neck beards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:46:04 2013 No.6912741 >>6912716 >There's a girl at my work who didn't know what "hawkeyed" meant. I didn't know what this meant until now either, is this some kind of slang outside of english speaking countries?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:46:04 2013 No.6912744 >>6912733 It means you're mom #rekt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:46:09 2013 No.6912733 >>6912727 fuck you tell me homo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:46:33 2013 No.6912735 >>6912723 Good vision. I take it you aren't american?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:46:33 2013 No.6912738 File: 143 KB, 792x511, 1350753117526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912724

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:47:04 2013 No.6912750 File: 117 KB, 480x700, 1378659480970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:47:04 2013 No.6912751 >>6912741 maybe its a southern thing Im from Texas and knew immediately what it meant

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:47:32 2013 No.6912748 >>6912735 canadian that makes sense, i thought it meant squinting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:48:03 2013 No.6912759 >>6912741 No, it's a common american idiom in the west and midwest. Also if you didn't know hawks have good vision you're an ignoramus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:48:33 2013 No.6912758 File: 35 KB, 490x586, 1379188135062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912750

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:49:32 2013 No.6912760 >>6912716 so i looked up what hawkeyed meant and honestly now i dont see how it relates to >You kind of make us think like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:49:32 2013 No.6912761 >tfw taking 83 year old grandma's cash from her wallet to buy clothes >tfw she asks me if I've seen her money but I play dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:50:04 2013 No.6912774 >>6912546 This, why don't they even bother to keep up the conversation. I'm done so fast with those. Girls who do have something to say though are the greatest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:50:04 2013 No.6912775 >>6912761 not cool bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:50:32 2013 No.6912769 >>6912759 The nature of your post, I mean, the first sentence and the post you responded to made me assume it was something derogatory or sexual or something. I'm pretty sure that's why the meaning of it wasn't obvious in your post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:50:32 2013 No.6912771 >>6912761 have some respect

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:51:02 2013 No.6912779 >tfw too nice to everyone >tfw ugly fat bitches think I'm flirting with them In their fucking dreams

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:51:33 2013 No.6912776 >>6912759 At least he's not an autistic fag who brushes off chicks because they aren't ###TR1V1A_MASTERS### like you fuck ur hawkeyed shit i made ur mum cockeyed last nite

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:52:03 2013 No.6912785 >>6912750 >>6912758 i've been feeling that feel for years now or unfeeling i don't even know

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:53:04 2013 No.6912790 >>6912723 >hawk >>6912726 >>6912731 >>6912739 >>6912741 >>6912760 Jesus christ I'm dutch and I even know this. Damn, one of my friends is even nicknamed hawkeye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:53:32 2013 No.6912788 >>6912740 we are right here but you will never meet us irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:54:04 2013 No.6912795 >>6912790 >Damn, one of my friends is even nicknamed hawkeye. do you live in the 60s omg lmao

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:54:32 2013 No.6912791

>>6912769
No, what happened was she spotted a shirt on the floor from far away and I called her hawkeyed at some point and she had no idea what it meant. Everyone knows what that means where I live, everyone knows hawks have good vision. Could you not extrapolate the meaning of hawkeye at that point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:55:04 2013 No.6912800 >>6912795 No, he lives in Holland. He said that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:55:04 2013 No.6912801

>>6912791
>No, what happened was she spotted a shirt on the floor from far away and I called her hawkeyed at some point and she had no idea what it meant.
I was talking about in the post, not in your life. That's why I said "in your post" instead of "with the girl".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:56:04 2013 No.6912803 >>6912779 >tfw fat girls hang around you >youre too nice to tell them too fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:56:33 2013 No.6912806 >>6912791 I can extrapolate that you have severe autism. Please stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:57:02 2013 No.6912812 >>6912801 I understand, I'm just saying that she is seriously that dumb.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:57:02 2013 No.6912813
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>>6912788
you guys are my actual friends
i can relax, laugh, talk about life and emotions
being able to communicate with likeminded people without irl social interaction is really nice

love u guys :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:59:03 2013 No.6912831 >>6912813 aw thats nice but you should prob get some friends irl its not good when you have a better relationship online with people youve never met than with people irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 15:59:32 2013 No.6912824 >>6912812 Okay >>6912813 Are you >>6912548?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:00:03 2013 No.6912839 >>6912806 Lol, you're just mad that I'm making you look up words, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:00:32 2013 No.6912832 >>6912824 i'm 70% of the posts itt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:00:32 2013 No.6912833 >>6912791 >>6912806 top lel. but on a serious note, theres always a bit of white noise in communication - just dont give a fuck and explain the meaning the next time you see people gawking

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:00:32 2013 No.6912837

>>6912795 >>6912800
There's a quote attributed to spinoza or some other smart motherfucker. The gist of it is this "If the apocalypse happens I'll move to Holland, everything happens 50 years later there."

Anyway, his vision is better than 20/20 so that's why. Sometimes we call him The Phantom Of The Hague cause you never know when he's going to be there, if he's going to be there, and where he's going to come from.
Quite disconcerting actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:01:04 2013 No.6912845 >>6912832 you are too lonely i would be your friend and chill irl but also you might get ridiculously attached and try to kill me when i hang out with other people

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:01:04 2013 No.6912846 >>6912832 i'm the other 30% lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:01:34 2013 No.6912842 >>6912832 I think we should ban you then. It would take care of most shiposting on the board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:03:32 2013 No.6912851 >>6912839 >idiot Touched a nerve? Didn't know autists still had brains to buttfrustrate.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:08:32 2013 No.6912878

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Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:09:33 2013 No.6912885

>>6912678
>>6912664
>>6912711
I regularly remind him I'm gay, but he seems to think that persistence will "fix" that.

And I've avoided a serious sit-down "lets just be friends, because your penis horrifies me" conversation because I'm thinking if I talk about guys generally, it won't be effective (because my rejections up to this point have been along that lines of, "sorry, I'm still gay"), and if I talk specifically in regards to him, he'll take it personally and it'll fuck up the friendship.

but I like the idea of distracting him with other women

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:10:34 2013 No.6912890 >>6912885 would it really be that bad to have sex with him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:11:04 2013 No.6912899 >>6912896 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:11:33 2013 No.6912896 >>6912890 would you do a fat chick to get her off your back

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:12:03 2013 No.6912904 >>6912896 why are you friends with a fat chick?

Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 16:13:33 2013 No.6912909

>>6912885
>he'll take it personally and it'll fuck up the friendship.
oh no! then you've lost a friendship with someone who only is friends because he thinks you'll fuck him eventually.

oh no! a guy who may stop giving you attention! how will you ever cope?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:14:33 2013 No.6912916 >>6912909 why are women so stupid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:15:03 2013 No.6912921 File: 20 KB, 1029x737, lordosis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who knows this feel?

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 16:16:33 2013 No.6912923 >>6912904 a group of hot girls will sometimes have that one fat girl who has been down with one of the hottest ones for a while. i typed out something a few months ago explaining the female ranking system in a group of female friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:17:04 2013 No.6912933 >>6912923 >i typed out something a few months ago explaining the female ranking system in a group of female friends. i am very interested in this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:19:04 2013 No.6912943 tf is wrong with your back

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:19:04 2013 No.6912944 >>6912921 Deadlifts can improve your lordosis. Go ask /fit/ about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:19:04 2013 No.6912945 >>6912923 read the posts again she said the guy is like a fat chick. but who would want to be friends with this type of person

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Mon Sep 16 16:19:33 2013 No.6912937 >>6912933 id have to look for it in the archives and it may have not even gotten saved. ill look though.

Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:20:04 2013 No.6912946

>>6912921
i dont even know what this is

>tfw used to get made fun of in school for having great posture and always standing up straight

i know realise how fucking stupid secondary school is, plebs make the rules, everyone wants to follow them to fit in, i wish i could go back and not give a fuck this time round

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:22:34 2013 No.6912958 >>6912851 You didn't know what extrapolate. Like wow, that's 8th grade vocab. That isn't even being bombastic. Look it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:22:34 2013 No.6912960 >>6912946 i know this feel >tfw i thought those plebs were cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:23:02 2013 No.6912970 File: 97 KB, 498x594, 1378286170280.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6912921 that fucking feel

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 16:23:34 2013 No.6912964 >>6912946 It's lordosis and it's not a good thing.

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