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-5'2-5'11
You're worthless, a manlet, and statistically a man who will never climb his career ladder or be a leader of anything more significant than president of his local stamp collection club. People dont look at you, they look down at you. Girls are NOT interested in you unless they are below five foot themselves. You tell you're self everyday "It's all about confidence" and then wonder why tall ugly fucks score with 0 game. You effectively have 20% of the dating pool normal people have. When you bulk up you look bulgy and stocky, very unaesthetic. What's even worse is that people know you're compensating.

-6'0
You're the perfect height, the pinnacle of the human genome, the human form of the gods themselves. 90% of the population looks up to you and you're more likely to get higher paying jobs. You have all the benefits of being tall with none of the negatives. You're within the perfect height range for girls (statistically a girl likes guys 6-8 inches taller than them, and the average woman is 5'4"....) so therefore it takes NO effort on your part to slam 8-10/10s on the reg. When you bulk up you look jacked and well proportioned.

-6'1-6'6
The second best height group, have all the benefits of being tall but also the negatives. This group tends to be completely delusional to the fact that they are the second best height, only because "the manlet" compares so poorly against them. Statistically, you are more likely to die an early death. You are LESS successful at attracting girls than the 6ft person. While some girls still enjoy your height you are in the "cut off" zone for a lot of girls. Girls must be above 5'8" to date you without it looking awkward. You're physique looks lanky and goofy unless you pack on SERIOUS mass. More problems:

- You're more likely to have back problems
- Clothes often fit you poorly
- Shower heads are too low for you
- Getting in and out of cars is uncomfortable as phuk
- You have relatively weaker lifts
- You're clumsy
Discuss.

>> No.6865218

>lumping the 5'11s in with the 5'2s

:/

>> No.6865220

tfw greek god mode

>> No.6865232

>>6865228
nvm just reported i forgot to sage

>> No.6865228

>>6865209
most models are 6'2 but whatever this is a stupid thread anyways

also theres no such thing as a 10/10 5'4 chick

saged and reported

>> No.6865230

>>6865209
thread posted by 6'0 person feeling bad that they aren't 6'2

stay delusional op

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6865239

>>6865232
>>6865232

>> No.6865240
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6865240

oh it's this thread again

>> No.6865266

>>6865209
>somebody actually took the time to write this

>> No.6865299
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6865299

6ft best of all worlds

>> No.6865307

>>6865299
holy shit what year was that

>> No.6865315

>>6865307
2004

>> No.6865317

>>6865299
"1997core"

>> No.6865323

>>6865307
thats the cover of his upcoming album loser.
>2013
>not having top ramen hair

>> No.6865333

i love seeing these threads because im a gay twink and my 5'9'' height is prized in my community

>> No.6865335

>you're more likely to have back problems
:(
>clothes often fit you poorly
:(
>shower heads are too low for you
:(
>getting in and out of cars is uncomfortable as phuk
:(
>you have relatively weaker lifts
:(
>you're clumsy
:(

WHY IS THIS ALL TRUE. TFW 6'4

>> No.6865352

>>6865209
>You tell you're self everyday "It's all about confidence
Don't worry, I don't.

>> No.6865356

>tfw 5'6
>tfw hating on other manlet subhumans

>> No.6865363

>>6865333
oliver stop

>> No.6865365

>>6865356
Are you me?

>> No.6865377

>>6865323
holy shit ramen hair i laughed

>> No.6865383
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6865383

>6'3"
>practically all of my height is in my legs
>designer clothes fit me perfectly off the rack
>no back problems
>not clumsy
>stand above 6' manlets

Deal with it, it's better to be above 6' as long as you're proportioned properly. Glorious Spike Spiegel proportioned master race

>> No.6865386

>>6865383

autism

>> No.6865403

>>6865356
>tfw 5'10
>tfw don't give a shit and it has never caused me any problems
>tfw all you fuccbois overreacting about subtle height differences

>> No.6865418

>>6865403
lmao your as short as skrillex how has it never caused u any problems (getting girls)

>> No.6865424

>>6865209
>You effectively have 20% of the dating pool normal people have.
>normal people
i giggled

curse my filthy 5'10 blood

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6865421

>>6865386
What's wrong, manlet? Did my flawless proportions bonk your clonkers?

>> No.6865430

>>6865418
i don't know why, i guess my face makes up for it, but i've never had problems getting girlfriends

>> No.6865439

>>6865307
2012 if i'm correct

>> No.6865498

>>6865439
bretty nxtlvl

>> No.6865530

im 5'4

none of you can hate me more than i hate myself