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Alright /fa/, what are some good skirts?

19, female, freshman in college, want to look sexy. What do I wear?

I've never worn skirts before. Never owned any. Want to add some. Size petite, let's see what's out there.

>> No.6772836

>>6772814
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMkg8AlFZo

>> No.6772844

just wear short pencil skirts and you'll have guys crawling all over you

>> No.6772847

>>6772844

Well, can you suggest some specific ones for me?

>> No.6772855

What's your usual style?
If you're aiming for sexy just wear bodycon miniskirts.

>> No.6772869

>>6772855

>usual style

Lucky brand jeans and form-fitting t-shirts.

I need some new outfits.

>> No.6772912

>>6772869
Look through asos or nastygal, they usually have lots of tight skirts. There is also blackmilkclothing who focuses mainly on nylon clothes.

>> No.6772951

>>6772814
Don't wear a skirt, we can smell your wrotten crotch a mile away.

>> No.6772945
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6772945

>>6772912

> asos or nastygal and blackmilkclothing

Excellent. Will do.

Also, is something like pic related good?

>> No.6772976

>>6772945
Skater skirts flatter pretty much all body types, unless you're bottom heavy. So yeah, it is.

>> No.6772973

>>6772945
it will probably feel cheap but it looks ok

>> No.6772989

>>6772945
Please don't wear that. It won't be attractive.

>> No.6772996

>>6772945
uhh wait before we tell this bitch to wear revealing clothes...

height/weight

better not be that fucking 4'6 chick who thinks shes skinny because she wears a size 2 and is "only" 110lb

>> No.6772998

>>6772973
>>6772976

I just want something that's almost guaranteed to flatter when I go out. And no, I'm definitely not bottom heavy.

>>6772989

If you're >>6772951, then please buzz off. If you're not, then please tell me what WILL be attractive.

>> No.6773015

>>6772996

5'1, 114lbs. Wear a size 4.

>> No.6773027

>>6772998
Thigh highs + slightly longer than normal sweaters/coats, tank tops underneath.
Pick up an AA skirt/blouse from this sale: http://www.hautelook.com/event/37865
You're 5'1 though, skirts aren't for short people.

>> No.6773029

>>6773015
If only there was a Freshman -15.

>> No.6773040

>>6773027
>You're 5'1 though, skirts aren't for short people.

They aren't? But then what do I do? The only thing I have are jeans. What do I wear that will flatter my legs and make a guy actually look at me?

>> No.6773050

>>6773015
get to 100lb maximum b4 u start trying 2 b "sexy" pls

>> No.6773062

>>6773040
You're gonna get a lot of shit because you're technically "fat" based on those dimensions. If you want serious critique, post a picture of your lower half. Jeans DO flatter legs. That's why women wear skinny jeans. Instead of "flattering" your legs, try complimenting them through the other apparel.

>> No.6773071

>>6773015
you're fat b sorry to tell you.
post a current fit to more accurately judge and suggest.

>> No.6773090

>>6773040
Skirts aren't just for tall girls, you're fine. I love a short girl in a skirt.

And jeans definitely can flatter your legs, just keep them dark and tight

>> No.6773095

>>6773062
>You're gonna get a lot of shit because you're technically "fat" based on those dimensions

114lbs at 5'1 is considered fat? Are you serious?

I know my body's not perfect, and I'm still working on it, but seriously-- fat?

Can I post a pic of myself in jeans? Would that work?

>> No.6773102

>>6773062
she is the lower end of normal for bmi, don't see why she'd get much shit

>> No.6773114

>>6773095
>>6773095
>Can I post a pic of myself in jeans? Would that work?
that how you should have started the thread.
post one with shorts + another with jeans.
we need to see the fat distribution of your body.
some girls have thin upperbodies but pigger legs.

>> No.6773110

>>6773027
Skirts look fine on short girls, albeit not all types of skirts.

>> No.6773111

>>6773095
>Can I post a pic of myself in jeans? Would that work?

go for it

>> No.6773112

>>6773090
>Skirts aren't just for tall girls, you're fine.

Oh good, my hopes and dreams of actually being able to walk around looking sexy were just about crushed.

Any specific skirt suggestions for me?

>> No.6773109

>>6773095
Jeans will do, include the lower part of your torso if you can too.

>> No.6773129

>>6773112
Skater skirts usually look best on short girls. I would stay away from tight pencil skirts, those tend to look a bit off

>>6773102
Because according to /fa/, if you aren't anorexic, you're fat

>> No.6773135

>>6773102
pretty much exactly in the middle actually

but the shorter you are the fatter you will look, a 6'1 girl with a bmi of 21.5 will look 1000x skinnier than a 5'1 girl witha bmi of 21.5 bcuz of body proportions, short girls = stubby legs. tall ppl arent just scaled up versions of short ppl, proportions are totally different

>> No.6773151

You should into sundresses.

I can look at sundresses for dayz.

>> No.6773148

>>6773135
>but the shorter you are the fatter you will look, a 6'1 girl with a bmi of 21.5 will look 1000x skinnier than a 5'1 girl witha bmi of 21.5 bcuz of body proportions, short girls = stubby legs. tall ppl arent just scaled up versions of short ppl, proportions are totally different
wow
cience
dint kno dat

>> No.6773157

>>6773135
tell me more about proportional mass and weight you stupid fucking faggot

>> No.6773169

>>6773112
Post your bottom half before I get sick of trying to help you.

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6773182

>>6773114

First time on /fa/, sorry. Second pic coming.

>>6773129

>pencil skirts

Yeah, I thought those would look a bit off. I need something kind of... loose, maybe?

>> No.6773190

>>6773182
>bootcut

>> No.6773191

>>6773182
Definitely something looser, skater would be a good start. Judging by the pic, they would look great on you

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6773197

>>6773169

Sorry! Here! I really appreciate any help I can get.

>> No.6773203

>>6773191

Phew. Alright, should I try that red one I posted earlier? Or should I get it in black? Or should I just look at skater skirts in general? I'm not familiar with all or even most of the skirt cuts/types, are there ones similar to skater that I should look at?

>> No.6773207

>>6773197
legs are a little fat.
whats your shoe size?
do you have a gut?

>> No.6773223

>>6773182
>>6773197
jesus i atually legitimately feel bad for girls with absolutely no fashion sense.
I don't mean that in an offensive way either, i legitimately feel bad for you

>> No.6773218

>>6773207

I'm a size 7.5 to an 8, depending.

>do you have a gut

A slight one. About one inch of belly that sticks out, but it's steadily slimming down with workout + diet.

>> No.6773225

>>6773197
whats up with your legs

they look like im playing the sims on the lowest settings

>> No.6773231
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6773231

>>6773225

>> No.6773232

She looks like a mini Prodigy

>> No.6773233

>>6773203
The red one (or black) would be a good start. In general, they'll all be pretty similar. A pleated skirt around that length would probably be good too.

>> No.6773230

>>6773223
>i legitimately feel bad for you

That's why I'm coming on here for help. I don't have an eye for fashion of any sort. The most I've ever worn was jeans with a camisole and plaid blouse with a thin belt that looped twice around it. It was probably meant for someone taller.

I really do suck at this.

>> No.6773242

>>6773225
>they look like im playing the sims on the lowest settings

I don't know what that means. Does that mean they're fat?

>> No.6773243

>>6773223
I've seen far worse. She's al right. But yeah, a skirt would do good.

>> No.6773254

>>6773242
No. I think it's the lightning of the room which gives that effect of no texture.

>> No.6773266

>>6773242
No, it might be the lighting or something, just looks a little weird.

>tfw can only play sims on lowest settings because shit computer

>> No.6773264

>>6773243
>I've seen far worse.

Trust me, I used to be far worse. Think cargo pants.

>>6773233

Alright. I'm going to put that on my list. And what should I wear with it? I don't think any of my t-shirts will go well with it, they'll probably ruin it.

>> No.6773272

>>6773254

Oh. Whoops. Not much I can do about that, though I could take another pic?

>> No.6773275

what city do you live in?
what's your budget?
is anything in your closet salvageable?
what/who do you want to look like?

I think you should post in the fuccboi general>>6773054

>> No.6773278

>>6773230
ok so from what i've heard/seen so far

don't ever wear bootcut jeans

don't ever wear your plaid blouse

and wear regular belts, any belt that's thin or thick, or abnormal is going to look bad and cheap.

stop wearing shirts with words an shit on the front like in that pic.

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6773271

>>6773157
man theres not really much else to say, just take not of the proportions every time you see a really tall or really short girl. do you see 6'+ girls with proportions like this?

>> No.6773285

>>6773278
girls dont need belts m9

>> No.6773279

>>6773203
Get one in black as well as the red one. Just focus on skater skirts for now, and see if the tops you have would work with them. Otherwise look at what the models are wearing with the skirts and find tops similar to those. Alternatively, you can look at buying skater dresses.

>> No.6773281

>>6773271

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.6773291

>>6773182
Get skinny jeans. Levis if you're poor. Get a nice pair of low top sneakers and some boots. Tank tops, long sweaters and cardigans.

>> No.6773299

>>6773281
whoops dropped my trip to look for that gif on /v/

agreed

>> No.6773306

>>6773279

I don't even know what the things they're wearing with with are called. They look like bras, but they have to be more than bras. I saw a girl last night who had this kind of... corset? thingy that cut just under her boob, but it wasn't a bra.

>>6773278

>don't ever wear bootcut jeans

They're all I have to wear, other than the workout shorts I posted.

And all of my shirts have words on them.

>>6773275

Rather not say.
$50-$70 for one outfit to start with
I would say yes, you guys would say no.
I don't know, I'm not model-tier and I could never hope to be. What I want to look like is inachieveable. I guess I just want to look sexy enough that guys will actually hit on me.

>> No.6773318

pls b in london

>> No.6773311

>>6773285
i was just referring to her wearing a weird thin belt, if she's going to wear one, wear a regular one

>> No.6773324

>>6773291

>Get skinny jeans

They always look awful on me. Make my legs look fat.

And cardigans similarly make me look fat.

Ok on the rest.

>> No.6773335

you're cute, don't worry about thsese faggots.

Sincerely,
A non-gay male

>> No.6773327

>>6773306
Crop tops? If you aren't confident enough / don't have the body for crops then just go for the longer singlet/tanks versions. Basic tees look fine with skater skirts too.

>> No.6773329

>>6773324
Get slim jeans if you think that. Make you loot fat means you're fat.

>> No.6773351

>>6773318

Other side of the pond.

>>6773327

Alright. Writing that down. Thanks!

>>6773329

>fat

I'm trying to lose the weight! I only eat two portioned meals a day and am working out. It's gonna take time!

>> No.6773364

>>6773306
ok, i think you should start with h&m

Go there and get plain stuff that fits you really well.
Sale items regularly go on for dirt cheap

You can definitely get an outfit that doesn't look horrible for $50 there. Just focus on getting plain stuff that fits well.
Basic t's there are like $2-$10 and jeans are like $30. Throw in a sweater for $15 and you're going to look like a qt.
As i said sale stuff is actually dirt cheap at H&M.
Just be gentle with the clothes because they're shitty quality.
Realistically you just need to replace your shirts with plain ones, and jeans with skinny ones.

>> No.6773365

keep losing weight, don't waste money (at least not a lot) on a wardrobe that won't fit you when you're at an acceptable weight

>> No.6773366

>>6773306
gurl you're depressing the shit out of me.
all you need are #basicbitch apparel

>2 hoodies
>2 cardigans
>4 tights
>3 jeans
>10 tops
>4 flats
>2 sneakers

post a picture of a girl who you'd like to look like.
i seriously need to know what you're trying to achieve, it just soudns like you're horny and want to be fucked.

>> No.6773373

>>6773335
good looking out whiteknight

>> No.6773383

>>6773364

Okay. Let me see if there's one in my city...

Nope, not in my college's city. There's one at a mall that's kind of far away from home, but I might be able to stop by there during Thanksgiving, it's only 1.5 hours away or so.

Is Urban Outfitters any good?

>> No.6773382

>>6773351
trust me, skinny jeans fitting tightly to your body "making you look fat" will look better than your bootcut or baggy pants.

chubby girls wear skinny jeans all the time and it looks better than if they were wearing something else

>> No.6773388

Don't listen to these guys about being fat. You're fine. Nevertheless, do change your clothes.

>> No.6773392

>>6773388
*tips fedora*

>> No.6773410

>>6773388
if she loses weight she will be more attractive. fuck off

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>>6773366
>post a picture of a girl who you'd like to look like.

Pic related, I guess? I wish I looked like her, but it'll never happen. I have a weak face. And I've been trying to grow my hair out again, but everyone tells me it's so thick that it overwhelms my face.

Won't post pic here, but am willing to email it with understanding that it won't be posted

>2 hoodies
>2 cardigans
>4 tights
>3 jeans
>10 tops
>4 flats
>2 sneakers

Okay, I'll see what I can find.

>> No.6773418

Where kind of school are you at? If you're on the east coast you've got more competition than if you're in say, Montana.

>> No.6773420

>>6773383
urban outfitters might be alright for the sale section
but their shit is overpriced at regular price

>> No.6773432

Fat, skinny, someone will want to fuck you

If that's your question

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6773442

>>6773392
u wot m8
>>6773410
Yes, but she's not *fat*. And her bmi is fine. What gives?

>> No.6773438

>>6773383
UO is ok if you can't do H&M, but a bit more expensive. Asos is ok (quality isn't great, but cheap) and they do free returns if stuff doesn't fit well

>> No.6773439

>>6773418

I'm at a liberal arts and science school sort of secluded in the mountains on the east coast, yeah.

>>6773420

I'll look in their sales, then.

>> No.6773445

>>6773442
The fuck? I didn't post that image

>> No.6773460

>>6773439
oh shit girl step up your game
that school sounds /fa/ as fuck
I literally don't even have to try in idaho

>> No.6773453

>>6773424
You're not the kind of person who should be posting on 4chan.

>> No.6773456

>>6773438
>but a bit more expensive.

I get an allowance of $100 monthly. I already spent money on running shoes for frisbee, since I didn't have anything other than sandals, and I need to conserve the rest for this month. But next month, I can take another $50 and put it away toward a better wardrobe. UO is the only thing around here, everything else is basically "made by local artists".

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>>6773442
time for dinner!

>> No.6773464

>>6773432
>Fat, skinny, someone will want to fuck you

Trust me, NO ONE around here wants to fuck me. I'm trying to change that.

>>6773453

Tough, I've been here for 2 years. And after spending a lot of time on r9k, I've learned that it's a bad idea to post your face.

>> No.6773467

>>6773424
dude that's basic as fuck, achievable by any girl.
save up $500 and you can walk out of F21 just fine.

fashion is an acquired taste, just lurk more to refine it.
seriously just stick to F21, you're not reading to spend thousands on your wardrobe just yet.

>> No.6773485

>>6773460

It's not. Not really. They're the minority.

>>6773467

>save up $500 and you can walk out of F21 just fine.

There isn't a F21 around here. I'd have to look online, which means I can't try stuff on.

>save up $500

That would take 10 months. Which means I wouldn't get a better wardrobe until next year.

>> No.6773481

>>6773464
:( feels for you
honestly i think you may just be very insecure
You didn't look fat in your pic you posted, and saying no one wants to fuck you is ridiculous, since someone somewhere will fuck you. that's a fact

>> No.6773495

>>6773464

>Trust me, NO ONE around here wants to fuck me.

Okay, are you in an arts (theatre, music, etc.) program? Or are you hanging around gay guys in general? Because where I went to college they'd be all over you because you're a female and that's all you had to be

Maybe your clothes aren't the issue. Maybe you're being too introverted?

>> No.6773498

>>6773464
>Trust me, NO ONE around here wants to fuck me
I can't see why not, I would. Better clothes should definitely help though

>bad idea to post your face.
More people need to realize this. As many people that have been doxxed, I don't know why this still eludes so many

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>>6773481
>honestly i think you may just be very insecure

Yesterday, I was dressed in one of my best shirts and a pair of nice jeans and went to a party. I asked a guy for his number, and got it. Today, when I texted him and asked him if he wanted to grab dinner sometime, he sent me this.

That was my wakeup call.

And I'm a virgin. I've never had a serious boyfriend, and none of them have lasted more than a week if I ever did date. They weren't even boyfriends, I guess, just dates.

I don't think I'm fat, but I'm not happy with my body, and I'm not happy with how I look, and I'm not happy in general.

>> No.6773517

>>6773464
If you think you can email someone on 4chan your photo "with understanding that it won't be posted" you haven't been lurking long enough.

Also your issue sounds more like a confidence once. Just try eye-fucking every guy you see, eventually one will make a move.

>> No.6773518

>>6773485
what city do you live in?
you're seriously depressing the shit out of me.

post every outfit you have in your closet.
how much money will you have available in the next 2 months?

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6773535

this ones bretty gud

>> No.6773532

>>6773516
holy fuck that is so rude.
are you ugly? have you been called ugly?

>> No.6773545

>>6772814
> want to look sexy
Fuck off with your cancerous degeneracy.

>> No.6773539

>>6773535
who is this? i want to cum on her virgin ankles

>> No.6773555

>>6773495

Nope, I'm a bio major. I joined the Ultimate Frisbee team to keep in shape. I love music, but have no talent in composing or making it. I used to do theater, but don't really feel like doing it now.

I'm a huge introvert, but I've put myself out these past few weeks, and managed to squeeze into a group of friends. I now have one friend who's probably going to be my closest friend, and a few others who are all in the same social circle. They go out often, they're active, they're extraverted, and I'm along for the ride and learning how to be on their level.

I've also taken to playing pool with my hall, speaking and making conversation to people in general, etc.

And wearing makeup, switching to contacts, trying to do more with my hair... the works. But nothing's happened.

>>6773517
>If you think you can email someone on 4chan your photo "with understanding that it won't be posted" you haven't been lurking long enough.

I've done it before, and thus far, everyone has been kind enough not to repost it.

>Just try eye-fucking every guy you see

Doesn't work.

>> No.6773567

>>6773532
>are you ugly? have you been called ugly?

Nope. I've had a few male friends back at home call me "pretty" and "cute", and at worst, I'm "plain".

>>6773518

...Asheville. Asheville, alright? It's Asheville.

Hang on, I need to go take some pics.

>> No.6773568

>>6773439
>mountains
>east coast
>>6773516
virgin

If you live in NC I'll drive over and fuck you.

>> No.6773582

>>6773516
Cold as ice

>> No.6773608

>>6773090
dark and tight like ur mums anus

>> No.6773621

>>6773567
I'm from Asheville, wanna meet up and bang?

>> No.6773639

>>6773555

Okay never ever motherfucking ever give a guy your number without him asking for it. He has to ask you. Period, it's the rule.

The text response was bullshit and embarrassing. Whoever responded was a fucking tool. I hope his future girlfriend/wife cheats on him with Mandingo

>> No.6773649

>>6773639
Is that how it is in America? Girls can't ask guys for numbers?

Thats pretty depressing. Who cares? Why?

>> No.6773660

>>6773649

Actually, to my knowledge, no. I've had to ask every girl for her number. Every one. I'm not exactly confident myself, so it's been a tough go

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>>6773568
>>6773621

The point of this thread is to help me become sexy and dress well, not hook up with a stranger from the internet. I need a long-term solution

>>6773567

Alright, these are a general idea, I guess. Most of my clothes are currently in the dryer. I can't take a pic of everything I own.

First pic, a general idea of what to expect from my shirts. Not including my science shirts, which are lame.

>>6773639

Yeah. I realize that now. It's just that no guy has ever asked me out. So if I'm to play by those rules, I need to make myself desirable in the first place.

But yeah, he is a cunt, glad he self-selected his way out.

>> No.6773672

>>6773649
>Is that how it is in America?
No, it's not. No clue why he thinks so

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>>6773664

Next pic, is my nicest casual shirt, which I often wear with a brown jacket (not pictured).

>> No.6773702

>>6773664

>no guy has ever asked me out

No guy. Ever? Goddamn, woman, you're making me upset.

>> No.6773714

fuk, i vote this /fa/'s most depressing thread ever

>> No.6773730

>>6773664
>long-term solution
>college

Sleeping with random guys on the internet is a good stepping stone towards sleeping with random guys in college. Worry about a long-term solution after you've had a few lays/graduated.

And who better to hook up with than a thirsty fuccboi on /fa/ who will enjoy decorating you in fashionable clothes just as much as he enjoys ripping them off?

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>>6773714

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>>6773702

>No guy. Ever?

Never. My best (male) friend was kind enough to take me to prom, but we both knew it was 100% platonic because of the Westermarck effect.

>>6773714

Sorry.

>> No.6773740

>>6773464
>2 years
gtfo newfaf

>> No.6773749

>>6773730

>Sleeping with random guys on the internet is a good stepping stone

My fucking sides launched themselves into orbit

>> No.6773758

>>6773730
There is nothing I want more than a girl to spend a few hours dressing up for me, just so I can spend a few seconds ripping it all off her and messing up her hair.

>> No.6773768

>>6773743

>Westermarck effect

Is he a relative? If not he's a faggot

>> No.6773777

>>6773730

I don't want to sleep with random guys. I want a boyfriend. Someone to cuddle and cook for, that sort of thing.

I'd love to have someone to take me around and show me how to pick out stuff that's stylish and looks good on me, and I am seriously willing to pay you to do it somehow, but I don't want to sleep with a stranger. Especially not a stranger I'd be beholden to, because then it becomes a business transaction with sex.

>> No.6773788

>>6773768

We've known each other since we were babies. He might as well be my brother, we're that close.

>>6773758

I'd love to date that kind of guy, but I doubt I ever will. I wouldn't mind being dressed up-- in fact, to be honest, I'd love it.

>> No.6773792

>>6773788
ok, fuck it, let me be the first to ask you on a date
will u go out with me?

>> No.6773794

>>6773792

Do you live in Asheville? And how old are you?

If so, I'd be glad to take it to email and go from there!

>> No.6773831

>>6773792
Aaawwwwwwww

>> No.6773834

>>6773794
19, but i'm 11 hours away :(

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>>6773792

>> No.6773842

>>6773834

>19

That's great! We can--

>11 hours away

Oh... ;~;

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the fuck is happening in this thread

>> No.6773847

>>6773794
UNCA?
same-freshman, grill

>> No.6773858

>>6773457
Holy shit that's old

>> No.6773859

>>6773854
Adorable things

>> No.6773866

>>6773847

Yes! Same here.

>>6773854

Well, first I made everyone depressed by being fat, unfashionable, and generally rejected by the opposite sex in terms of romance.

Now... I'm not sure.

>> No.6773872

>>6773866
Send Skype to my e-mail.

>> No.6773875

>>6773854

I'll recap

A grill who claims no one asked her on a date but I suspect is a troll because she looks fuckable from the neck down in the photos she posted got asked out on a date by a knife-wielding Rick Owens draped gothninja from the state of North Carolina who basically said he was going to spend hours dressing her up and then spend seconds stripping her naked

>> No.6773885

So many thirsty-ass niggas.

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>>6773875
My work here is done

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>Grill says she's never been fucked
>Probably friendzoned every thristy ass nigga that came after her
>She's getting horny now wants to dress up her plummage to attract a mate.

Buy a vibrator baby girl.

>> No.6773888

>>6773866
>rejected
except everyone's trying to smash

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you guys are fucking weirdos

>> No.6773899

>>6773866
femanon just read through this thread. I've had the same issues, not landwhale but still never approached and generally avoided.

if it makes you feel better, at least your dad didnt drop the bomb my did earlier today: "you look like a dyke"

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>>6773899
Why do you dress like a dyke then?

Are you a dyke.

>> No.6773915

>>6773899

Oooh. Ow. Dads can be mean. Mine calls me Queerbait. Just shrug it off.

>> No.6773911

>>6773875
>but I suspect is a troll

No, I'm being 100% honest. I've never been asked out on a date. I have always done the asking, and it's always fallen flat.

So I'm on here asking for advice. And I got some good advice.

And now apparently, there's a fellow freshman on here as well.

>> No.6773914

>>6773908
straight female, just wear all the free t-shirts handed out at events too often I guess

>> No.6773925

>>6773899

>if it makes you feel better, at least your dad didnt drop the bomb my did earlier today: "you look like a dyke"

Oh jeez, that's horrible.

No, my dad would never day something of that sort.

>> No.6773931

>>6773743
Meanwhile, on /mfa

>I'm a 19 year old male who has never had a date. My best (female) friend was kind enough to take me to prom, but we both knew it was 100% platonic because she friendzoned me. How do I dress so women will like me?

>> No.6773940

this feels like a fucking superb troll

>> No.6773952

>>6773854
I have no idea but I saw 'asheville' and I'm bizarrely compelled

>>6773866
what hall, out of curiosity? overlook, here
to answer your actual question though I would avoid anything bodycon. that's really all i can give though, i seriously don't know how to help you other than recommending you check tuxbell

>> No.6773958

>>6773896
cap game on point.

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I'm in Asheville, I'll buy you some geobaskets if your hymen is still intact.

>> No.6773968

>>6773940

Not everything that is over-the-top pathetic is a troll on here, you realize.

>>6773952
>what hall, out of curiosity? overlook, here

Founders. Alright, adding Tuxbell to the list.

Sent you my skype, by the way. From

>> No.6773982

>>6773958
the video is gold
tbh might find some time after exams and spend a good hour just taking screen caps from it

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>>6773982
what video?

>> No.6774068

>>6773911
add me on facebook. name is manus o'doherty

>> No.6774078

>>6774068

I don't add strangers on facebook. It's almost exclusively for family. I can take your email, though.

>> No.6774089

>>6774081
seems legit

>> No.6774092

>>6774081

did i mention i roleplay and am a fat jew?

i <3 my lil bro's dik

>> No.6774081

>>6773911

add me on facebook my name is corey matti and i love roleplaying and lovvvveee cum on my face :))

>> No.6774110 [DELETED] 

>>6773968
yeah, definitely. it's the most recent sticky and it has some really good beginner resources for women.
my burner e-mail is in the field if you'd like to talk sometime

>> No.6774123

>>6774110

Uh, your burner email isn't in there. It's sage...

>> No.6774124

>>6773968
yeah, definitely. it's the most recent sticky and it has some really good beginner resources for women.
my burner e-mail is in the field if you'd like to talk sometime

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>>6774015
im glad u asked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ckzhgcl2Q

>> No.6774347

>>6774133
edgi as fuuuuuuuuuuk.

>> No.6774482

>>6773225
middle lel

>> No.6774771

>>6774078
Are you still online? I have a few questions

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femanon who predomiantly wears skirts as they are flattering
1) pencils are lovely but watch the cut and where it sits at the waist and length. If the waist and length are off what is normally flattering will look frumpy
2) a-lines are good for most figures, however if it has uneven hem, it is no good, if it is too long will look frumpy if your not carefull and cutting it mid calf (widest point) will make your legs look fat
Skirts are easy, just play with them and see what you like.