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Are you /fa/ enough to earn a bad-ass nickname?

>> No.6736028
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6736028

I didn't have a nickname.

>> No.6736086
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>>6736013
In high school all the redneck kids used to call me "Rick the big bad spic". all my Puerto Rican friends took offence to it, but I thought it was bad ass, then again I was the only Puerto Rican that got along with those hicks.

>> No.6736088
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Friends call me "cook" or "medicine man" sometimes. Im not gonna tell you why.

>> No.6736096

>>6736086
That's actually funny as fuck.

>> No.6736126

my nickname is "what up"

feels retarded

>> No.6736140
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>> No.6736142

>>6736088
xDD epig drug dealer :DD t

>> No.6736152

>>6736126
what up what up

>> No.6736155

>>6736140
I came on literally just to see if bald-chan was on, and this was the first thing I see. Thank you for making my day. You're the only reason I come to /fa/ anymore.

>> No.6736218

>name is Dillon
>everyone calls me Dill for short
>just started working as customer support at Dell
>tfw everyone won't stop emphasizing on the DELL part when they call me Dellon or Dell
>tfw when I'm about to go hostile and kill my family and associates.

>>6736088
>Cook
>Medicine Man
Yeah, that's to obvious.

>> No.6736338

My nickname was Dick because a teacher punched my friend, then I punched the teacher in the dick. It got popular because ppl were "lol in the dick".

>> No.6736397

My hs nickname was related to how long it took me to jack off/cum.
Fuck my life whenever a girl/teacher asked me what it meant.

>> No.6736430

>>6736013
Mine is Monkey because I always dish out the banter

>> No.6736450

>>6736338
>I punched the teacher in the dick
Like head on or did you catch it at an angle and make it spin?

>> No.6736456

my friends call me whiskers because i'm curious like a cat

>> No.6736463

>Ibra
Because I'm 6'3" 150 lbs and only score screamers.

>> No.6736470

>>6736463
I think nicknames are more of a British thing because of things like football and banter

>> No.6736484

>>6736470
I live in the states and all of my fiends are American white oddly enough. Everyone here likes football/soccer.
>Seattle

>> No.6736489

>>6736470
do americans not have banter?

or does it just consist of the jocks beating up the nerds?

>> No.6736500

>>6736456
You sound like the gayest faggot right now, unless your a female, then you'd just be a dumb autistic weeboo bitch.

>> No.6736493

>>6736450
Theatre arts teacher is pissed and punches my friend in his seat. I knew I was acting in self defense of my friend on the floor so I could finally punch this guy I hate. I punched it pretty straight on I felt underwear.

>> No.6736510

>>6736493
Haha, love it when the dick shields the balls. I hope that punch got you laid at some point.

>> No.6736516

>>6736500
Don't talk to your mom like that.

>> No.6736512

>>6736500
my friends call me sas or sassy, short for sasquatch

because im big and friendly

>> No.6736523

>>6736489
No we do. Mainly between American football and basketball players though.
>nignoga always joking around

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>>6736512
Is this you sas?

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>>6736512
That doesn't even make any sense.

>> No.6736544

they call me Hyposexual Teddy

because

>> No.6736553

>>6736512
samsquatches arent friendly tho

>> No.6736596

I have a few, the one that's used the most is a play off of Lucifer. It's not because of being some edgey kid or something, my name just rhymes with a lot of stuff and that one kind of just stuck.

>> No.6736609

shaman (by some of my friends back home) and
johnny (cause no english speaking person did not have trouble pronouncing my name

>> No.6736617

>>6736596
sounds gay

im called the pussy destroyer
cause i have a massive dick and get all the girls

>> No.6736619
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I get called Tim Robbins because the fella who runs my shop thinks I look like the guy in shawshank redemption.

>> No.6736624

>>6736596
Funny, I used to work with a guy (named Hugh) who we called Hughcifer, along with many more horrible nicknames.

>> No.6736631

Young Charles

idk why, my name isn't even charles

>> No.6736655

>>6736631
its cause your a cunt m8

>> No.6736673

>>6736500
you sound like the gayest faggot right now, unless you just never watched snl, in which case i forgive you

>> No.6736680

>>6736655
This
>>6736631
u fokin wog kunt

lucky i gotta sign on tomorrow otherwise id cum round urs an kick ur fokin head in

>> No.6736693

Some people used to call me Charlie
Don't really know why

>> No.6736730

I get called "Faggot Bruce" sometimes, which is strange considering my name isn't Bruce

>> No.6736749

>>6736617
I'm sure that's true.

>>6736624
Yeah, I have other's that are worse. I don't mind it terribly though, it's just kind of funny now.

>> No.6736771

I get called Smith, because i have a shitty surname

>> No.6736775

GF calls me Azzy or Azza. My name is Aaron.

I'm not Australian btw, she is though.

>> No.6736783

lot of people call me eman

>> No.6736779

>>6736693
do you take lots of drugs?

>> No.6736795

>>6736783
Is your name Emani?

>> No.6736796

>>6736730
You probably look like the kid off Matilda

>> No.6736803

>>6736795
emmanuel.

>> No.6738511 [DELETED] 

Tfiggus

>> No.6738527

They call me pikachu :3

>> No.6738549
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Danny or Dani

true swag

>> No.6738556

When I was a kid my family started calling me Cha-Cha, because my little sister could say "Joshua". It was shortened to Chach.
Now everyone at work calls me The Russian.
I'm not even Russian.

>> No.6738564

>>6738556
*couldn't

>> No.6738572

>>6736397
two strokes to love?

or "havent been able to yet"

>> No.6738577

>>6738556
why are u called the russian did u kill someone

>> No.6738581

>>6736028

So you've never actually been in a fight?

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>>6738577
No it is far less cool.
A couple dudes at work decided I resembled Ivan Drago from rocky on some scale, so now I'll walk into a room to be greeted with "hhuh huh, I MUST BREAK YOU." or "RUSSIAN DUUUUUDE"

>> No.6738646

After a arugment about my friend looking like Bob Saget, he called me "Reba" in retaliation and some how it stuck. (only two people call me that tho)

Another nickname, a girl called me a "serial killer" and that stuck as well. They shortined to "killer" some call me "Ray Killa" (Ray is my name btw)

>> No.6738669

>>6738646
>ray killa
>not killa ray or death ray
plen friends

>> No.6738892

For some reason people always feel the need to give me nick names, my two current ones are kickflip(haven't stepped on a skateboard in years) and change pocket...