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6681734 No.6681734 [Reply] [Original]

/fa/ betas general?

today:
>sitting in somewhat empty subway on the way home from work
>8.5/10 qt3.14 sits in front of me
>smiles a few times
>obviously wants me to make the first move
>smile back and do nothing
>she gets off at her stop
k-kill me now

can you be /fa/ and a beta at the same time?

>tfw 5'11"

>> No.6681742

>/fa/ betas general?

No?

>> No.6681792

>>6681734
>can you be /fa/ and a beta at the same time?
yes, as you have just demonstrated

you really thought wearing asos and zara was going to change anything for you?
>>>/fit/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>> No.6681788

>At party
>Girl next to me
>When ever she turns to talk to me and my friend places her hand next to the D
>Touches the D a couple of times
>Do nothing

>> No.6681800

>>fit

>> No.6681821

>>6681792
>/soc/
u wot

>> No.6681850

yeah because she nervously smiled at the retard across from her she obviously wanted the dick

>> No.6681904

>have never fingered a girl before
>scared as fuck she was sitting next to me
>we weren't making out
>she puts head on lap
>i put hand on thigh and begin to rub up with thumb
>touch her pussy
>rub it
>she starts crying for 5 minutes and is fucking bawling her eyes out
>when she turned around i ran away and thought about geos on the way home

>> No.6681928
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>>6681904

>> No.6681927

why are you a sad frog man, because you chose to not act you don't know wether she likes or not so why sad frog with tears?

I don't understand.

>> No.6681940

Seriously. A subway/bus/train isn't an easy place to speak to strangers, especially for betas like some of us. You shouldn't focus on the other passengers and try to speak to women at easier places, like work/school/uni/parties/bars/clubs. Unless of course if you feel confident enough to initiate a conversation or if she speaks to you directly.

>> No.6681959

>>6681904
fucking lold

>> No.6681974

>>6681904
lelwut?
u finger raped sum random gurrll, son?

>> No.6681978

>>6681959
fanks m8, had to block her on everything possible so i never see her again.

>> No.6682013

>>6681974
my god m8 i know her, she wanted to and was moaning, and then just started fucking crying saying she wasn't ready.

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>>6681734
so let me get this straight, a good looking girl is sitting alone on the subway, and somehow you think she wants a conversation and a date from the random guy across from her?

ffs, even living in a metro area large enough for a subway should be a dead giveaway that any female you accidentally encounter on a bus or train is just trying to safely make it from point A to point B without being abducted raped/killed, let alone spoken to by some creep/million she has been bothered by 20x over throughout the course of the day

you do realize that the bus or train ride home for most people is a relaxing quite time they are trying to keep free from being fucking 'hit on' of all things...right?

tl;dr
>just sit there quietly, dont bother anyone and do your best Ryan Gosling expression, and just stare off int to space silently, because youre a creep, and no one is trying to have a convo with you let alone be picked up on a date from the SUBWAY

>> No.6682063

>>6682052
dude i talk to ppl on the bus all the time

why the fuck wouldnt u theyre random strangers u can just say whatever u want and u never see em again

homeless ppl are the best to talk to tho

>> No.6682080

>Public transportation.

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>>6682063
chit-chatting with strangers =/= spahghettio moment on the B-line home.

Make sense?

>> No.6682091

>tfw in Topman returning a pleb shirt and walk round corner and walk into a girl who works there
>tfw we were about half a foot face to face away for about 3 seconds untill she said "sorry pal" (scottish)

closest I've been to a girl in a while

>> No.6682092

>>6682083
u can easily get grills #s without sphageting

just talk to them for 5 mins if ur not a robot u should b able to tell if shes intrested

>> No.6682115

>>6682110
"nice weather today h-heh"

>> No.6682110

>>6682092
what do i speak about though, just say a grill sat across from me i know nothing about her and we've shared no experiences together to discuss so where does the conversation after hello come from?

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>>6682063
last time i talked 2 a random guy at a bus stop he tried to rob me

fuk u

>> No.6682128

>>6682110
compliment her fit

if ur going after her she better have a sick fit
>>6682119
last dude i talked to took off his shirt and showed me all his stab wounds

he had like 10

>> No.6682129

>>6682110
yo gurl it's real mild out

>> No.6682130
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>>6682092
no kidding. but there is a time and a place for that. It is NEITHER the time NOR the place to earnestly expect, attempt or worry about picking up girls on a subway train or a metro bus.

Im not suggesting its impossible, its just not a good forum for success. Infact, it probably ranks very near rock-bottom. Some one will always have a story to the contrary, but strictly speaking from the "social acceptability" stand point, i doubt any good looking girls are trying to be awkardly trapped 3 feet away from a dude that just came onto them, for a half-hour metro ride...you dig?

>> No.6682131

>>6682115
that would be great if I was trying to talk to a farmer but I doubt a girl will have even the slightest of interest in the weather

>> No.6682126

>>6682110
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>> No.6682134

>>6682126
things she's wearing
ur on /fa/ remembur

>> No.6682152

>>6682110
>do you go to school/work around here?
>you live here long?
>i like your shirt/hair/shoes
>i like that _____(band on her shirt, author of book)_____
>busy day?
>ey bay u wan sum fuk?

>> No.6682145

>>6682134
"omg i think ive found my new gay friend i cant wait to tell the other girls when i meet them at h&m"

>> No.6682162

>>6682152
>do you work around here
"omg this guy is stalking me quick where is my rape whistle"

>> No.6682154

>>6682110
aye girl want ur cheeks clapped

>> No.6682156

>>6682130
who cares dude

>> No.6682159

>>6682145
r u a mind reader :o

>>6682128
lucky fuk

>> No.6682173

>>6682110
>hey baby u wan som fuk

>> No.6682175

>>6682165
sent ;)

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>>6682162
>this is what tumblr actually believes

>> No.6682165

>>6682156
gr8 counter-argument

filtered

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>>6682156
the girl cares..

>and if you dont care that she cares.....

then were back to point number one, where the creep sitting 3 feet away, who " doesnt care what she thinks or how she feels" is coming on to her, in a train car

its clear how unsuccesful you must be in picking up women you meet

>> No.6682202
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>on the bus with headphones on staring out the window
>14-15 year old grill gets on with mom facing me, but my seat is turned away
>smile at her, get smiled back, return to window staring
>realize she is now drawing a picture of me and mom is giving her tips
>cannot pick up due to mom being there
>have to just sit there while she draws me
>get really uncomfortable sitting in the same position
>fantasize about her giving it to me and it being really good
>oh shit it's almost my stop
>pull cord
>she starts drawing frantically
>about to get off
>give her one last smile
>she turns crazy red
>walk home feeling alpha as fuck

that was a good day

On the other hand

>on the bus
>see grill from my chem class last year
>don't think she recognizes me
>person next to me gets off, she gets in their seat
>oh shit
>is she going to talk to me
>i have my headphones on
>remember we like some of the same bands
>put on music i know she's into
>try to angle it so she sees
>she doesn't do anything
>turn it up really loud so maybe she'll hear it
>taps me on the shoulder
>fuck yeah
>"Can you turn your music down"
>it's not her
>fuck

At least that was like three years ago.

>> No.6682213

>>6682186
tbh i dont really care, not trying to be edgy but if talking to some random dude for 5 mins puts u into a fit of rage thats ur probs not mine

also getting rejected ya it happens w/e id rather ask 100 girls and get 5 #s than ask 0 girls and sit at home playing counter strike all day

>> No.6682221

>>6682052

>tfw in the train at night, qt sitting in the other "booth" and you stare out the window, Ryan Gosling like, imagining if the scene was shot for a movie
>the camera shows you looking out
>then the girl, who's looking at you, trying to get your attention
>then it gets back to you, implying that you are too much of a gentleman to bother this young lady and that you are thinking of more important matters
>the camera starts closing up on your profound gaze into the night
>slowly, the only noise of the train driving on its tracks leaves place to the music
>real human bean and a real hero

>> No.6682218

my friend picks up girls and fucks them on the subway on the reg. I don't know how he does it. he is short, not that great looking, mexican, wears affliction shirts and baggy jeans and shit.

meanwhile I am just sitting there in my damir doma outfit getting weird stares

i actually get lots of compliments on the train about my fits, but theyre all by old black dudes or black girls on their way to high school

>> No.6682249

>>6682221
lol, me every day

>> No.6682267

>>6682173
I did that couople of times, actually works with 80% chance

>> No.6682291

>>6681792
>you really thought wearing asos and zara was going to change anything for you?

Top kek
It sounds like you have social anxiety or something, OP. Fashion and fitness are supposed to enhance your self esteem, not create it.

>> No.6682288

>>6682173
>>6682267

>at party
>qt dancing near me
>"h-hey baby you want some, fuck..."
>she pretends to not hear me
>stare at phone until mum picks me up

>> No.6682321

Similar story

>tfw average looking but no self confidence
>tfw catch eyes with a qt latina on the train station
>tfw she gets on the train and I stay
>tfw im pretty sure she waves at me
>tfw have bad eyesight and not sure if she did so just squinted at her

>> No.6682316

>>6681904
HA HA HA

>> No.6682317

>>6682221
lmfao

>> No.6682332

>>6682202
that first story oh man, haha

>> No.6682350

this a real one

>at party last night
>me and two friends sitting around a table talking
>2 long-time female friends walk up, ones a total dime, the other is a solid 7/10
>7 sits in friends lap
>dime sits in mine
>10 minutes of convo pass
>she gets up to get a drink
>comes back and sits in my other friends lap (remember there was 3 of us total)
>more convo
>she stands up again and i pull on her hip a little to coax her back into my lap
>"im getting water anon"
>walks away
>other friend turns to me, "well that was awkward for every party involved"
>feel beta for 2 minutes

>everyone goes back to talking and seems to be too drunk to care
>friends don't remember it this morning
>dime and 7 drove me home cus i was fuckkked
only hurts when i dwell on it

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>>6682202
>taps me on the shoulder
>fuck yeah
>"Can you turn your music down"
>it's not her

TOP LEL

>> No.6682352
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>>6682321
damn I feel really bad for you anon

>> No.6682400

>>6682154
>>6682173
B) B))))))

>> No.6682407

>>6682350
what the fuck dude. thats nothing

>> No.6682425

>>6681788
that hurt to read :(

>> No.6682437
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6682437

>be 19
>sister's friend over for the week
>comes into my bedroom
>"do you want to fuck me?"
>stick disco stick in her
>when about to cum, reach over and stab her to death
>cuddle for 20 minutes
>IHOP

>> No.6682453
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>>6682437
what did you order

>> No.6682458

>>6682453
the aspie pancakes

>> No.6682465

>>6682453
hey b :"33

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>>6682458
hope you enjoyed them

>>6682465
hallo :^]

>> No.6682469

>>6682458
With a big square of beta on the top

>> No.6682501
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>> No.6682508

>>6682501
subtle

>> No.6682523
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>get work experience at media company, expect to do some editing or something
>everyone good looking or seemingly gay
>pretty nervous, but feeling ok
>talk to the receptionist, says the person who Im supposed to be meeting with is on the way
>this pop group comes in at the same time as the person im meeting arrives
>she briefly introduces herself to me then talks with the group, she leaves with them upstairs and apparently I was meant to follow them but she didn't say anything to me
>wait in the lobby for like half an hour
>the security guard says he feels sorry for me
>the receptionist is on the phone talking to the woman I was supposed to follow says over the phone 'This guy is still waiting in the lobby.....I know its not your responsibility'
>wait a bit more
>other girl comes to collect me
>see the woman I was supposed to follow
>she says you were supposed to come
>I said you didnt say anything....didn't hear you
>proceed to follow around this shitty pop group around whilst they do interviews and I sit awkwardly in the corner

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>> No.6682518

>>6682453
chicken and waffles

>> No.6682540

>>6682523
You should set the place on fire so that everyone loses their job

>> No.6682533

>on train, packed af so i have to stand
>im right in front of some qt grill about 13 yo, she is in white short shorts and a blue sheer top with a cami underneath
>muhh ddickkikkk
>wearing my drop crotch sweat shorts so my boner is very visible
>she keeps mirin my fit, muhh dick gets harder pokin straight out at her

fuck why do young girls have to dress so sexy in the summer
>her dad and older brother are sitting right behind her

>> No.6682551

>>6682523
I cringed reading that, It's the sort of thing that happens to me all the time

>> No.6682547

>>6682533
Fucking paedo

>> No.6682556

>>6682501
>>6682528
could you stpo bullying me pls

>>6682523
free exp. on ur resume is good but find a place where you actually do shit, its v. helpful exp.
They might just be using you to fill a quota

>> No.6682583

y r u guys freaking out

if a girl was across from me on the subway and actively smiling at me i would totally put on le ryan gosling smile and say something

that would be in no way weird

>> No.6682576

>>6682556
I know man, I think they were probably were filling a quota. The thing is I tried to be as confident and talkative as possible but I swear she introduced herself and then didn't say anything else, I wasn't sure whether to follow her or not, makes me feel like a fucking aspie

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>>6682218
Maybe he actually talks to grills instead of sitting there.

>> No.6682600

>>6681904
why exactly did you just start rubbing some random girls vag?
man maybe she liked you and felt secure, and you fucked it up by going straight for her genitals.

>> No.6682601
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You people are so pathetic.

>every girl i see in the street wants to fuck me but i'm just too scared talk to them

Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's how it is. Do you people never smile? Why do you think smiling is such a big deal?

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>>6682605
wops 4got my fruit

>> No.6682605

>>6682576
they do that on purpose sometimes 2 teach u ur place

when their job is on the line ppl get super passive aggressive cuz there's certain things they can't do, just don't worry about it and keep being confident and ignore w/e bullshit they pull

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>>6682605
Thanks man

>> No.6682640

girls smiling at you on the bus is the kind of interaction you get with females?

you guys are fucking PATHETIC, hope your geos are making you happy

>> No.6682651

>>6682321
>>6682321
>squinted at her

my sides

>> No.6682683

>>6682623
np

>> No.6682698

>be at home
>dad comes home drunk
>door cracks open
>"son, r u awake?"
>try to stifle breathing, try to convince him i'm dead
>dad climbs in bed
>pulls down my pants
>puts his dill in bum
>try not to cry

>NEXT MORNING

>mom angry
>jealous dad loves me more
>burns toast to spite me
>dad smacks mom's ass
>puts on geobaskets and dropcrotch sweats
>off to work

>> No.6682711

>>6682698
wot

>> No.6682716

>>6681734
>qt wants the d
>tell her I have a gf
>she still hangs around
>tfw I have my first friendzoned girl

>> No.6682724

>>6681734
>Think back to all the times I've been beta, awkward, or fucked something up
>Begin to feel like shit but grateful that I did all that stuff when I was really young
>Use those mistakes to not be a fuck up anymore

Only downside is that I'm extremely cautious and nitpicky with everything that I do. If I finish hanging out with someone or just a five minute conversation I look back on it and wonder if what I said was right or if my body language was fluid and not rigid.

>> No.6682731

>>6682724
r u me

>> No.6682739

ok here we go

>dressed dope as hell
>be talking to friend of friend
>lots of contact, smiling, hugging
>have to leave early but get number to secure possible future DTF situation
>convinced she's attracted to me
>ask our mutual friend
>"she thought you were gay"

thanks /fa/

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>>6682739
>>"she thought you were gay"
You weren't already expecting this response?

>> No.6682759

>>6682739
this happens to me all the time.
gay people think i'm gay, but i live in buttfuck michigan, where the only decently dressed people live in art communes, ann arbor, or are over 50.

>> No.6682767

>>6682739
you're on /fa/ m8
ur gay

>> No.6682765

>>6682640
n-no we call them fat on 4chan too

>> No.6682773

>>6682767
>>>/pol/
>>>/fit/

>> No.6682776

>>6682759
Christ I have this. Girls know I'm straight but like every gay guy upto 4 years either side of my age who live in a 20 mile radius of me seems to have spoken about me to another gay and made a rumour up that I'm on of them.

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op here
>tfw this thread is a success
t-t-thanks guys

>> No.6682791
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>be at work
>retail. pretty relaxed environment
>qt that I used to go to high school with (actually my date to prom) comes in
>haven't seen her in 3 years
>she's cut/ dyed her hair, looks even better than she used to
>greet her like I great every other customer
>she says "hey" with that excited/ happy kind of tone that really means "omg I haven't seen you in forever."
>brush it off
>she comes to the counter to pay for her purchase
>Act like I don't even know her
>she leaves looking visibly sad/ down

What the fuck is wrong with me? It's not like I'm beta all the time. I have no problem approaching/ talking to women but for whatever reason in this situation I just couldn't think of anything decent to say. I used to have the biggest crush on her back in the day, too. I've been kicking myself for the past 48 hours

>> No.6682799

>>6682791
dw bro she'll go home to her PHD while you're working in retail and she'll realize that shes done well for herself without you

>> No.6682806

>>6682791
she was ur prom date? and u don't say anything to her? wtf m8 what is wrong with u

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>>6682806
>tfw my prom date and fuckbuddy (for almost a year) hasn't spoken to me since the week after prom.
it's been 3 years now

>> No.6682822

>>6682791
im like this with everyone, whats wrong with it?

>> No.6682831

>>6682822
>whats wrong with it
>whats wrong with being like sieg

>> No.6682840

>>6682202
Fucking good story man, chuckl'd

>> No.6682833

>>6682791
yeah man, full autism

sorry about that, but really

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6682841

>friend of a friend i never found that attractive 7/10 because of decent face and nice tits
>goofing around she goes through her pics
>she took a picture of me standing in the kitchen alone
>lmao grill why u hav a picture of me
>you looked like a model
>kiss her, fuck her 15 minutes later

i am a weak man /fa/

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>>6682819
>tfw prom date ended up dating your best friend when you went away to college
>tfw you were pretty okay with it but still kind of loved her anyway
>tfw you lost her because they broke up
>tfw that was 5 years ago
>tfw you still think about this

>> No.6682854
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>chick suggests getting high and watching Pulp Fiction
>never brings it up, school ends
>see her working around town
>bring it up
>enthusiastically agrees
>text her
>doesn't follow through

>different chick suggests seeing Kill Bill Vol. 2
>yes
>doesn't bring it up
>bring it up
>she changes the subject

>talking to girl over Tinder (gettin thirsty here)
>ask for her number
>ignores request but still enthusiastically chats

what is wrong with these people

>> No.6682876

>>6682841
only story i actually laughed about. If you put out with a few meager compliments, youre no better than every slut ever.

>> No.6682879

>>6682202
haha tht 2nd 1

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6682882

Ugh, this still makes me cringe thinking about it

>be volunteer at 5k
>go to 5k hq in a running store
>while getting info see 8/10 short blonde qt in corner of my eye
>working 5 hour shift; when not helping people, looking at qt
>think about how nice it would be to bang
>be day of the race
>made to work traffic duty; essentially wrangling retards away from the street
>be standing bored out of my mind
>killmyself.jpg
>out of nowhere, 8/10 and 2/10 friend come up to me
>"you were working yesterday at the computers right?"
>"Yeah."
>"That's cool."
>Stood there for another 5 minutes
>worst small talk ever
>gave all of the "ask for my number" signs. Too autist to recognize.
>Eventually awkwardness prevails; she leaves
>mfw 5 minutes later, I realize she wanted my d

Fuck me, right /fa/?

>> No.6682893

>>6682288
>66
>22
>88
nice
also lol

>> No.6682908

>>6682350
lewl kinda shitty story but I laughed at how bad you must feel
I've done worse feel better soon
>tfw water under the bridge :)
>tfw she probably thinks about you :)

>> No.6682903

>>6682882
i find it prudent to assume every female who interacts with me wants sex. don't show it, but always be prepared to jump on the "signs"

>> No.6682912

>>6682876
;_;

but

i like sluts

>> No.6682921

>>6682799
no PHD for her. Last I heard she's rockin that single mom swag and working at a grocery store. And I just do retail on the side. Real job pays bi-weekly but retail gig pays weekly, which is convenient.

>>6682806
It's been since graduation since i saw her. We just lost touch over the years. as far as i knew she forgot I even existed until a couple days ago.

>>6682833
Like I said, I'm usually pretty confident/ social when I'm around women, but I guess nerve's/ my old self conscious side decided to momentarily return.

>> No.6682931

>>6682854
Tinder? Fo real?

>> No.6682944

>>6682908
>tfw shes given me signals despite being in a 4+ year relationship
>tfw shes leaving the state for school
>tfw she wants to hang on holidays/vacation
>tfw we are gonna bang like rabbits whenever we're back in town
>tfw she has an ass that men who have never met her would fight wars over

>> No.6682947

>>6682912
X2

bareback'ing and finishing in some random slut you met on an online dating site is like the sexiest form of the lottery ever

+1000 internets if you only know her by her username and she's a well known whore

>> No.6682969
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>On bus
>Press button to get off at a stop
>Go to the front and do a fart because I know I'm getting off and I want to laugh at the driver on my way home
>Realise I pressed the button a stop to early
>Can't suck fart back in
>Bus driver stops just as I tell him I pressed it early
>"Dw, young lady waiting at the stop anyway"
>Look out doors
>11/10 blonde looks up at me and we smile at eachother
>She looks up again when she gets on and smiles at me
>I reach for the button when she walks past, know she was looking at me but did nothing
>Get off bus
>Walk past window and look in
>She bert stares at me with her hand covering her nose

>> No.6682985

>>6682601
I haven't smiled in weeks so it's kind of a big deal for me

>> No.6682986
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>>6682969

>> No.6683021

>tfw too depressed to ever seek a relationship or have sexual desire from ages 18 to 22. even when girls crack onto me, i push them away

>> No.6683033

>>6683021
iktf bro, thinking of just telling people I'm asexual so they're not constantly wondering

>> No.6683054

>>6682903
>i find it prudent to assume every female who interacts with me wants sex
that's literally the opposite of prudent

>> No.6683058

>at H&M shopping with friend
>go try on a shirt
>come outside
>qt was waiting in line
>looked me right in the eyes
>smiled at me
>turn away instantly

why is it so hard to smile

>> No.6683069

>>6682903
Kinda this, do the whole "You miss every shot you don't take" and "Throw the biggest net" strategies.

>> No.6683075

>>6683058
>turn away instantly
oh god... every day

>> No.6683079

>>6682350
>other friend turns to me, "well that was awkward for every party involved"

Was he referring to you grabbing her hip or the girls' presence in total? Because what you did isn't bad, and it's not necessarily a bad sign that she refused to sit on you.

>> No.6683095

>>6682777
y-you too

>> No.6683092
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>>6683021
I was like that throughout highschool and regret it so much now

>> No.6683100

>>6682777
anon here
>tfw op gets lucky 7 trips
prosperity and good feels all year B) keep feeling alrrrriggghtt

>> No.6683102

>>6681904
>mfw i got my gf this way

>> No.6683105
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>>6683095

>> No.6683113

>tfw couldn't give two shits about grils

>> No.6683115

>>6682623
that gif is so good holy shit

>> No.6683120

>tfw she admitted to me that she cheated on me with two of her exs and i still came crying back to her and told her i was sorry for making her feel the need to do that

>> No.6683122

>>6682831
lool +1 confirm

>> No.6683124

>>6683058
not every girl you see wants to have sex with you just because you have a hitler youth and wear H&M instead of baggy graphic tee's now.

girls make eye contact and smile just because they're being "nice" or some dumbass society ass thing like that.

because women need to depend on being nice, and looking pretty to survive rather than shooting/stabbing/killing animals and building shit........and shooting/killing/stabbing other men who are a threat to your food source and shelter

so they're programed biologically to smile and shit at you despite not being sexually attracted to you

>> No.6683125

>>6683120
that made me ill
pls b ruse

>> No.6683137

>>6683124
how do you tell then? at what point does being nice become flirting?

>> No.6683139

>>6683120
sounds like a prime time to talk her into cuckolding, if she's not into it, then use it against her/guilt trip her into having sex with other men in front of you/ force her to have sex with your friends while she cries and use her to have threesomes....but as it progresses just take the other girl into the other room

>> No.6683150

>>6683137
depends on the enviorment, depends on her physical cues.

she'll start grooming herself in front of you (figeting with hair, clothing etc)/start grooming you/get closer to you etc

but some women fake this

>> No.6683151

>>6682931

told you i was thirsty

>> No.6683149

>>6682969
>>She bert stares at me with her hand covering her nose
10/10 would laugh again

>> No.6683160

>>6683150
>but some women fake this
WHY MUST YOU BE SO ELUSIVE

maybe it is safest to just assume women are into you until they prove you wrong

a healthy little bit of narcissism

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>>6683120

>> No.6683169

>>6683150
oh god this qt in my class last semester always sat right in front of me when there were plenty of empty seats elsewhere and she always smiled at me when she walked in and she always played with her hair and sometimes looked back at me but eventually she stopped sitting right next to me.
it did get kind of awkward after a while. it was so obvious she wanted me to talk to her and stuff but i was too beta

>> No.6683197

>>6683124
>implying i have a HY

also you're fat don't talk to me

>> No.6683195
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>>6683120
>>6683120

>> No.6683202

>be at outlet mall
>new store dressing room just has curtain
>changing shirt
>realize there is someone waiting outside
>see qt peeking in through curtains
>pretend I don't notice
>pretend I am about to take off pants
>qt still looking
>turn around to look at mirror
>she comes in
>"oops sorry"
>get spooked and let out a fart
>turn red
>hurry and put clothes back on
>bolt out the store
>see her laughing with someone at another dressing room
>she turns my way
>walk faster to the doors
>tfw my Joy Division cape gets caught on the doors

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>>6682969
I just pictured someone sucking a fart back in and it was pretty funny.

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>>6683202
>>tfw my Joy Division cape gets caught on the doors

>> No.6683239

>>6683021
IKTF, but looking back now all the girls that wanted the d look like shit now. Except this one girl that played Volleyball in my class, she is so fine still and looks great. I mean I never thought that they wanted to fuck back then, I was overweight and what not.

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>>6683202
>>6683202
>>get spooked and let out a fart

>> No.6683247

>>6683239
Hahahahahahahaaa.

>> No.6683260

>>6683120
kill yourself

>> No.6683262
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>>6682969
>Go to the front and do a fart because I know I'm getting off and I want to laugh at the driver on my way home
So much fartin' up in this shiz mhm

>> No.6683276

>get hy
>"anon are you... gay?"
no you stupid ugly bitch

>> No.6683271

>>6683202
>meet grill at uni
>hit off great
>2 hours between us, only see each other in uni
>text a lot
>too beta to do anything
>find out she has a bf like 3 months after
>try to distance myself so I don't get too attached
>half a year or so passes
>she is still texting me all the time I rarely initiate anything
>constantly giving me chances to do something with her(like when we're talking about a movie thats coming out she will say that it's playing in a theater in her city, talking about concerts she wants to go to and shit)
>too beta to do anything
she probably only likes me as a friend anyway

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>be ridin the bus one day
>nice lookin girl gets on
>sits beside me despite there bein better seats
>"u luk hot"
>"oh its 97 degrees out"
>she gets up and leaves
what the hell happened?

>> No.6683302

>>6683271
straight up ask her is she wants sex what else can you do?
if she says yes then gongrats if no then oh well she leaves you alone and you move on to the other 3 billion females in the world

>> No.6683307

>>6683292
lol

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>>6683276
u need 2 whack her m8

>> No.6683319

>>6683292
>oh its 97 degrees out

alpha as fuck

>> No.6683331

>go to chilis
>see this fuccboi in fake ass geobaskets that still showed the outline of the converse logo
>yell "fuccboi"
>his faggot dad lookin at me like he's going to do something
>go up to his table "sup fuccboi"
>his dad glares at me
>bang the table with hand hard 3 times
>"sup fuccboi?"
>we stare at each other for like 4 seconds
>he looks down

>> No.6683332

>>6683302
I like her as a friend mane and that would probably be weird af.

>> No.6683335

TFW lost my virginity as a teenager
It was the worst thing I did in my life

>> No.6683346

>>6683331
should of blown him m80

>> No.6683357

>>6683332
oh well then hang out with her

>> No.6683366

>>6682853
give it to me straight

>> No.6683386

>be in family villa
>my dad goes to buy some groceries like oranges; his favorite
>takes the family butler/repair man
>some thugs shoot him up
>he's in critical
>some thugs come to the hospital to finish him
>they don't because of police
>i have to take charge of as head patriarch of the family

>> No.6683392

>be at Chilis with dad
>mom just past away
>talking about life with pops
>wearing fake geos and fabrixsquare shit cause too poor dad just spent all cash on moms op
>see some tall dude wearing all black walk in
>long hair on his face
>he comes into sight
>see his geos first and then look up to see its Rick Owens
>he sees me now
>notice him looking at my fit
>so embarrassed and sad
>hear him shout "hey fuccboi"
>try to ignore
>dad notices too
>keeps screaming "hey fuccboi"
>try to ignore
>see him walk up
>starts banging his hands on table
>"hey fuccboi" he keeps shouting
>lock eyes for 4 seconds
>put head down
>tfw mom died
>pops depressed
>my /fa/ idol just called me a fuccboi
>he walks away and orders a sandwich before leaving

>> No.6683390

>>6683242
>back in high school
>get invited to a sleepover with the Football/Baseball stars
>Start a bonfire
>start lighting farts
>flames erupting from friends ass
"The technique is to suck in some air"
>lights fart
>I see a flame ignite and burst forward only to recede quickly into his asshole
>my friend lets out a grunt as his ass is singed along with his hairs
>eat a smore and regret it

>> No.6683406

>>6683392
did he eat it?

>> No.6683411

>>6683406
ye

>> No.6683415

>>6683331
>>6683392
Oh fuck Rick is that you?

>> No.6683416

>>6683386
Your father produces shit-tier olive oil, son.

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>>6683386

>> No.6683426

>>6683406
put it in his pocket and walked away

>> No.6683427

>>6683390
how is that even possible??

>> No.6683442

>>6683435
some kind of book i think

>> No.6683444

>>6683427
become proctologist

>> No.6683445

>Tfw girl in my class last year would initiate conversations with me
>Tfw she would sleep on me shoulder while riding the bus to school
>Tfw too beta to say anything
>Tfw follow each other on Twitter
>Tfw see how ugly of a personality she has

Dodged a bullet there.

>> No.6683431

>>6682350
i dont understand this one
did you try to yank her back down right after she stood up?

>> No.6683435

>>6683426
His pocket held a sandwich? Was he able to fit anything else in there?

>> No.6683452

>go out one night with friends
>one of my friends brings a girl along hes trying to bang
>she brings a friend
>solid 8.5/10
>introduce myself to her, shes obviously attracted
>flirt all night, make out
>go back to friends house
>fuck the girl
>exchange numbers after to do it again
>get a text next morning "i think we should be just friends"

fml

>> No.6683450

>>6683435
nah it was drkshdw

>> No.6683457

>>6683442
It must have been a small book, shaped like a little notebook I guess.

>> No.6683459

>>6682202
>14-15 year old grill

jesus christ man

>> No.6683466

>>6683461
but i wanted to fuck her again ;_;

>> No.6683461

>>6683452
>fuck girl
>she doesnt obsessively stalk you and want to date you afterwards

thats perf tho

>> No.6683474

>tfw young girls I work with find me attractive because I'm a nice older guy with authority over them
>can't fuck them because they're young

>> No.6683477

>>6683392
Ahahaha

>> No.6683478

>>6683466
you can be friends

with benifits ;)

>> No.6683470

>>6683452
she was an 8.7 not 8.5

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>be at a$ap rocky concert because bout dat lyfe
>qt 7/10 blonde girl sitting behind us taps shoulder; she is intoxicated-ish
>"u look like eric koston! he's my favorite skater omg!"
>gives me hug
>"ohhh haha cool..."
>catch her glancing at me all through out show
>know she wants me to make move
>didnt act because im autistic
>she leaves with her obvious friendzoned pal she came to the show with
>tfw when i couldve reached alpha status by getting with girl with buddy around
>im... i dont even
>fuck

>> No.6683484

>>6683478
I'm doing that
actually it sucks

>> No.6683481

>>6682716
thats not how friendzoning works

>> No.6683482

>>6683390
>be sophmore in college
>in some program that takes foreign and ESL students to help them
>be fluent english and spanish speaker
>group has a camping trip
>get invited
>qt asian chick I like in group
>go to trip and spend 2 days talking to her
>be 3rd day at camp fire
>people getting drunk and start to loosen up
>qt asian chic and myself do not drink
>feel that I can get with her tonight
>tell her brb
>leave to cabin to grab condoms
>start walking back to bonfire
>see some drunk guy throw a keg into fire from a distance
>30 seconds later I am still like 40 feet away and see keg explode
>1 kid gets decapitated , 5 others wounded
>qt asian scared so can't bang
>trip is over
>dude facing 25 to life
>qt asian chic's parents are scared and order to fly back to Japan
>she wore Ann D and Yohji
>I never got to fuck

>> No.6683491

>>6683484
why dude

its like dating but u can bang other grills and u dont have to put up with her feelings bullshit

>> No.6683498

>>6683482
news story or bs

>> No.6683499

>>6683482
>>1 kid gets decapitated , 5 others wounded
dude

...the beer

>> No.6683493

>>6682791
I love making girls feel ugly. One time at lunch in HS a girl sat at my table even though nearly every other table was open. I moved as far away as I could. She let out an audible sigh
Totally worth it to tell the story to my dad.

>> No.6683505

>>6683160
>maybe it is safest to just assume women are into you until they prove you wrong

great way to make everyone you ever meet not like you

it's safest to assume you're step mom, sister, friend's wife, friend's 8 year old daughter, 54-year old store clerk are all not sexually attracted to you

>> No.6683508

>>6683478
I've had three fwb relationships which have either ended in the girl wanting to be my gf or the girl actually becoming my gf

>> No.6683511

>>6683498
Was a group of friends, was at New Milford, Conn.

>> No.6683513

>>6683505
post pics of your gf.

if you have a wide enough lens

LOL

>> No.6683516

>>6683452
sounds awesome actually m8

>> No.6683529

>>6683513
#rekkkkt

>> No.6683521

>>6683491
but then you develop feelings

>> No.6683526

>be 15
>invite girl over to watch the tv show skins (was so oblivious back then i actually did want to watch the show, she obviously thought it meant code for sex)
>begin watching at the computer
>she keeps tapping her feet on my chair without saying a word
>whenever i look at her shes just eyefucking the shit out of me, was completely oblivious to it then
>she keeps doing it
>i get annoyed
>say stop doing that
>she says sorry

>> No.6683535

>>6683481
why would you be friend's with a girl?

that's a surefire way to bring needless drama into your life and women like to turn everyone against random people by making up dramatic lies for no reason, for no benefit.......

it's like dating a bitch but not getting sex for it.

you still have to pay for her shit (expected of men) open her door and drive her around for no goddamn reason

>> No.6683536

>hang out with girl from work on the regular
>asked her out a couple times but she avoids the question
>do not much more than hold hands
>she goes away for 4 days to the snow
>texting each other every day while she is there
>she comes back and invites me to meet her out
>wondering if i'm friendzoned dont really know whats going on because of autism
>she is suddenly all over me that night
>sleeps with me that night
>now dating

lifes good friends
dont let autism stop you

>> No.6683533

>say hi beautiful to some girl on facebook
>she replies ''hello cutie :)''
>cutie
>not handsome

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>mfw all of u r faggots

>> No.6683548

>>6683533
all the girls i've been with have told me im cute except for one

>> No.6683537

>>6683526
kill yourself

>> No.6683538

>>6683526
Nearly this exact thing happened to me with some girl in highschool, but I don't remember the show

tfw

>> No.6683541

>>6683526
>say stop doing that
>she says sorry
I love making people feel like shit

>> No.6683562

>>6683521
if ur a fag maybe

>> No.6683559

>>6683511
shit nigga

http://mydeathspace.com/article/2006/10/22/Sean_Caselli_(22)_was_killed_by_an_explosion_after_a_Keg_was_thrown_into_a_fire

>> No.6683561

>>6683533
this happens a lot to me
>tfw stuck in the cute zone
except one time a girl called me attractive. is that better than handsome?

>> No.6683576

>>6683562
trunks pls

>> No.6683578

>be 19
>be friends with a 26 year old whos a friend of my dads coworker
>he invites me to his massive house party
>all around his age
>im the youngest there easily
>sitting around a table, 2 blonde 7/10 girls start going crazy over me; rubbing their hands through my hair, running their hands on my jawline and cheekbones, complimenting me on basically everything
>about 20 mins later friend takes me away to talk to me
>he says that these 2 girls want to fuck me so just play it cool and you will have a definite threesome
>get really nervous -- only had sex 4 times in my life
>decide to drink a little to calm my nerves
>a little turns into a bottle of vodka and 2 beers
>pass out
>wake up and the party is over and almost everyone is gone

>> No.6683592

>>6683578
dude...

>> No.6683593

>>6681904
definitely the funniest one in this thread

seriously brilliant 10/10 shit

>> No.6683611

>>6681904
S...Samuel?

>> No.6683622

>>6683578
you were raped man, not cool

>> No.6683628

>>6683533
i hate that

i've only ever been called cute. NEVER, not even ONCE, have i been called hot or handsome

>> No.6683635

>>6683628
You must be chubby

>> No.6683643

>cute gril smiles at you
>she averts her gaze before you realise it might be a good idea to smile back

is this a common feel

>> No.6683670

>>6683635
>been overweight my whole life
>grew up in South Central LA
>black chicks always called me cute
>bitches use to love my hair
>was disgusted by nigras
>never banged

>> No.6683677

>>6683635
I'm 120 pounds

>> No.6683683

>>6683643
i'm usually too shocked to smile back, and my fake smiles are cringeworthy anyway, she would've thought i was a serial killer

>> No.6683704

>>6683332
no you fucking don't

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>>6683390
>eat a smore and regret it

>> No.6683718

>>6683578
Painful for me to read. I think the main reason I nearly never get to fuck someone at a party or on a night out is because I get too drunk.

>> No.6683721

>>6683445
iktfb, Twitter has saved me a couple times

>> No.6683756
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>girl always looking at me, talking with her friend about me
>adds me on facebook and didnt know me
>wait for a bit then add her
>get talking, meet up, goes really well
>tfw she got a bf and I left it too long to accept her friend request
>tfw she only sees me as a friend now and the tables have turned and I lust for her
>tfw tried to cut contact several times
>tfw still 21 kissless virgin

Its never gonna happen ;_;

>> No.6683768

>>6683670
Black girls can be cute b!? That's what eating too much processed food does to your brain... "le KKK! le Maccy D's! Muh Freedums! Muh Merica!"

>> No.6683770

>>6683511
>>6683559
holy fuck

>> No.6683775

>>6683756

it just gets easier as you get older man. sex becomes less and less of a special rare thing. your first kiss is going to be hella awkward though. you might just want to get drunk at a club and grind on grills and get your first kiss that way.

>> No.6683778

>>6683513
actually a solid burn
7/10
would be seriously concerned about health

>> No.6683783

>>6683718
I so know that feel bro. The nights where I drink I always regret in the mornings, unfortunately all of my friends drink so I can only hold back buying anything alcoholic on rare occasions.

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>>6683756

>> No.6683789

>>6683513
#lmao

>> No.6683839
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>grill i try to hit on everyday but get rejeceted

>> No.6683841

>>6683124
>dumbass society ass thing

>> No.6683852

>>6683783
same man

>> No.6683856

>>6683783
My friends do fine when thy're drunk. I thiink I take it one step too far though.

>> No.6683861

>>6681734
so both of you faggots just smiled at each other and didn't even make an attempt to approach one another?

both of you deserve to die.

also beta threads go here:
>>>/fit/
>>>/r9k/

>> No.6683894

>>6682523
this is why i moved out of LA

>> No.6683997

>>6683331

I remember this thread
please tell me you're rusing and not actually that guy

>> No.6684056

>>6683533
>tfw get called handsome
>tfw only by older women or ESL women
>tfw for the most part only fat white women are interested
>tfw never have had any interest from girls my age except once and she was a massive ho

>> No.6684242

>>6683894
where did you move to?

college bled me dry and I can't find a job because of my education out here in cali

>> No.6684252

>>6684242
yea college does that.

>> No.6684262

>>6684056
Your face and everyone else's when you realize that most women don't need you to be handsome and just need you to be a man

>> No.6684268

>>6684262
...And therein lies the problem, yes?

>> No.6684275

>>6684262
seriously.

>> No.6684303

>>6684262
I really dont want to get all /r9k/ but if you equate shyness with not "being a man" youre fucking retarded.

It's in the same breath as a saying that if you're a woman and aren't submissive, then you're a complete dike. I realize double standards but sometimes that shit goes too far.

>> No.6684308

>today
>go to favorite frozen yogurt shop
>see hot cashier
>caught by surprise
>get my frozen yogurt and slowly add toppings, trying to think of not being awkward
>get to register
>he tells me my total
>stutter for a second
>gives him the money and sits down in shame
>we make strange eye contact constantly for next 10 minutes while i eat
>smile so I don't seem rude
>he smiles back
>leave without any words

>> No.6684318

>>6682791
Don't feel about it, anon
you did nothing wrong. In fact, pat yourself on the back, that was pretty alpha imo

>>6683493
Alpha as fuck

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>>6684303
>if you equate shyness with not "being a man" youre fucking retarded.

i read his post like 3 times and he never said that

help am i dying

>> No.6684320

>>6682202
hahahaha 10/10

>> No.6684321

>>6684262
Yeah, but I'm a shallow, narcissistic, cunt and I like to be told I'm handsome.

>> No.6684324

>Riding the bus, on my way home from class.
>Solid, 7/10 qt3.14 sits down next to me.
>Start to sweat, thinking of of how to initiate conversation.
>Purposely drop my bag onto qt's lap and onto the floor.
>Excuse myself and initiate conversation.
>"H-h-hi, I'm Tinfoil."
>Freeze up.
>I'm not on /fa/.
>She looks at me, confused.
>"You're what?"
>Look down at the floor, grasping knees.
>"P-post fit."
>Pull cord frantically, she's looking at me in horror.
>Bus stops and I shuffle my way off the bus so I don't scuff my Dr. Marten x Sauvage.
>Shuffle the last kilometer home and cry, thinking about cropped pants.

>> No.6684331

>>6684303
Being a man in this context doesn't actually mean having a penis. It just means being attractive to females.
Women that are submissive are generally more attractive. Women that aren't submissive obviously don't instantly become dykes but they're definitely less attractive to most men.

>> No.6684328

>>6684252
more like I did that,

I fucked up, I listened to everyone else.

>> No.6684343

>>6684331
So you're saying that in order to be attractive to women you need to be a man, which requires that you be attractive

>> No.6684358

>>6682115
Top kek

>> No.6684362

>>6684343
he/she is using the word attractive wrong.
what it should say is
"it means attracting females"

which really isn't even the problem.
attracting female is the easy part, being a man is what makes them want to keep coming back.

and giving off masculine traits will make women attracted to you.

>> No.6684374

>>6682128
did he get stabbed in the elbow to protect his kidnies lol

>> No.6684394

>>6682213
if you honestly dont even have the common courtesy to fucking mind your own god damned business then you should not have the right to ride a fucking train. if someone doesnt want to fucking talk to you, you should care, and you should respond accordingly. >>6682156

>> No.6684397

>>6683474
god you sound like a horrible person

why cant you get any your own age

>> No.6684417

>>6684308
he wants your d

>> No.6684418 [DELETED] 

>really cute super /fa/ girl in my class
>she always gets in my group when there's a group project
>we talked about music and movies and traveling every day
>one day while we were working in a group together she reached across the table and her long dark hair brushed along my arm
>tfw it was the softest thing I've ever felt in my life
>spend all summer texting her getting more and more depressed as she talks to me less and less.
>tell her a bunch of really personal things that were really inappropriate for me to share (mental illness stuff)
>think somehow this will gain her interest and we'll start talking more
>it turns out she had a boyfriend the entire time but had never mentioned him

that was a pretty bad summer

>> No.6684424
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>first day of new semester at uni
>notice a really beautiful girl sitting next to me
>mfw everything is so perfect about her
>class ends
>tell my friends about her
>a friend tells me shes married
>w-what? isn't she like 20?
>yeah anon, shes married to a druglord
>can't believe it
>look for her facebook
>my friend was right, shes married to some fat fuck

i hate living in Mexico

pic related: shes the one in the middle

>> No.6684431

>>6682739
so you arent gay? i was totally getting a gay vibe. it must have been how you started out with dope as hell.

>> No.6684432

>>6684424
How narrow is her waist? Looks crazy in that pic.

Mind posting another?

>> No.6684439

>>6684424
i'd let the one on the left lick behind my ear

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>>6684432
her pictures are private except for a few older ones that are not worth it, trust me she looks x2 better in real life

>> No.6684447 [DELETED] 

>>6684445
that one is 2 years old

>> No.6684604

>>6684424

Looks like Frida Kahlo, minus the unibrow

I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but I can tell you she relies heavily on makeup

Either way, I belieb chu brah

>> No.6684621

>>6684604

yeah, I was just about to post the makeup comment. I think she's pretty fucked without it. although her rack and body looks great. also lol @ living in mexico. fuck that.

>> No.6684637

>>6684424
I would like to give dat qt on the right a nice and shiny pearl necklace.
give faceb00k pls.

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>>6684621

I'm thinking she may be average looking, slightly below at worst. If her waist isn't shooped, or squeezed into a corset/shapewear then she may have something to drool over, but judging by the way her boobs seem to muffin out I suspect foul play.

Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't bang that but I don't see the what's
> "so perfect"
about her

Also, check out her friend's nose. Isn't that just the most unfortunate lighting or what?

>pic retarled

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>>6681734
you're gonna complain about being 5'11?

I'm 5'11; do I think being 6'2 would be cool some days? Sure. Do I wish I had one more inch? Sometimes. Do I have "feels" about it? No. You're 5'11, not 5'6. man up

>> No.6684748

>>6684663
the girl in the middle has a pretty shit nose also

the girl on the left is the prettiest imo

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>>6683493
>Pointedly not looking at girls that know they're attractive to make them feel bad about themselves

B-bitches and whores.

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>Girls catch your eye as you pass each other in the street

WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

>> No.6684791

>>6684424
The one in the middle is the only fuckable one.

And that's because of her narrow waist and tits.

>> No.6684830

>>6684424

any mexican woman=automatic 0

>> No.6684985

>>6682128
>walking to kroger's
>see bus stop
>some really old guy wearing a hood with his head looking at the ground, has red marks all over his shirt, carrying bags from kroger's
>looks like he got stabbed
>start manually walking faster thinking he's going to kill me
>think about geos

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>bump into parents after getting a HY
>tell me about how a friend of theirs is having a book launch that evening
>decide to go for the free drinks
>put on some warmer clothes for the evening
>halfway there, realise that i am in a pretty sicc fit w/ drop crotch pants, fishtail parka and boots etc
>ohshit.jpg
>think everyone will be older than me
>arrive, quickly grab a beer
>notice a group of girls my age, must be daughters of book launcher or someone
>6/10 tumblrcore chick with pink hair eye fucking me
>8.5/10 tall thin chick with her
>intimidated by group even though they were all obviously whispering and looking at me
>accidentally smile at tumblrcore girl when book launch guy makes a joke
>she constantly looks over at me, pretend not to notice
>fuckthis
>leave

>find out later she blew my best friend in a toilet
>mfw

>> No.6685140

>>6685137

>be at concert at a tumblrcore venue
>tumblrcore chick in front of me, blue hair
>keeps turning around/at the side
>fuck fuck is she looking at me wat do
>ignore it
>stops looking

she wasn't that hot anyway but similar stories doe

>> No.6685175

>go to m&s food-court
>only free spot is opposite a cute 15-16 yr old girl
>sit down
>she's staring at me
>i make eye contact
>she smilse then blushes and looks down at her food
>i eat my food
>she eats hers with her eyes fixed down
>when she's finished she stands up and doesn't move for about 15 seconds
>i look at her
>she blushes and smiles again
>i smile back and she stares at the floor
>i don't say anything
>she stands there for another 25 seconds or so just looking at the floor blushing
>i still don't do anything
>eventually she walks off really slowly
>i finish my diet coke and leave

ugh

>> No.6685191

>>6682202

why the fuck was she drawing you on the bus? that shit is weird man

>> No.6685195

>>6685137
>yfw you realize /fa/ is just trying to get a tumblrcore gf or a pastel-goth gf.
>yfw /fa/ has pleb taste in women

>> No.6685201

>>6685195
nah m80 i was only interested in the tall, skinny one. Tumblrcore chicks are normally p. grimy.
That opinion was reaffirmed by the blowing dude in a public toilet bit.

>> No.6685210

>>6681904
Thats called MOLESTATION m8

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>>6684424
buy drugs
sell drugs
profit
use money to kill drug lord
????
problem?

>> No.6685228

>>6682321
I have bad vision and have to do this on the regular ;~;

>> No.6685241

>>6682724

>thinking back about embarrassing shit I did when I was in high school
>start crying, actively search for a means to kill myself
>all I can find are shirts and pants (I work in a pleb clothes store)
>hope my qt boss didn't notice me wipe the tear that I tried to mask as a yawn

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>>6682791

>NO LOVE

>> No.6685259

>>6683445

>get new job
>coworker is a qt p2t
>working up the confidence to ask her out, making conversation every day n shit
>every day I find out something about her that makes me like her less and less

Is it beta if I don't ask her out now?

>> No.6685260

>>6683526
lold

>> No.6685262

>>6683533
Do women under 40 even say 'handsome'?

>> No.6685309

>be 16
>be an edgy fuck who thinks dark humor is the funniest
>meet this girl 9/10
>the cutie had a booty
>i have no phone but we have school computers
>we skype on the regular
>start looking at funny pictures and telling them off to one another
>find a cyanide and happiness comic about a misscarage
>something like "first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a tragic misscarage"
>her face freezes
>her mom was in the room and she had a misscarage
>mom tells me to fuck off over skype
>girl starts to think I'm an asshole

It's never been the same.

>> No.6685330

>>6682640
>>6682601
babby's first beta thread

>> No.6685403

>>6683482

a friend of yours works at vice magazine?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcIMuoUcc1s

go to 7:01 when the dude starts talking about it

>> No.6685581

Bump

>> No.6685681

>>6684324
am I the only one who chuckled? 6/10

>> No.6685696

>>6682547
if you dont fuck 14yr old naked laying in your bed with tight pussy and 36D tits. you either a hypocrite or gay.

>> No.6685702

>>6684424
face is 7/10 but DAT TITS WAIST RATIO!!!

>> No.6685796

>>6685137
post your fit

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>>6681742
>315 posts later

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>>6685228
I really should wear my glasses

>think this girl is always looking at me in lectures
>start to look at her, slightly squinting
>this goes on for months, attracted to her, think she might feel the same
>one lecture she sits in front of me
>fuck it, gonna talk to her
>really awkward convo, she seemed uncomfortable, I have no idea why I did that seems odd looking back, talking to someone who is sitting below you
>never talk to her again, deliberately try not to look at her
>whenever I see her she is with this guy
>when I see this guy on his own he stares at me with a smirk

>> No.6687986

>mfw dont have any beta stories
seriously dont.

i can share all my alpha moments if you want