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You're walking down an empty alley way in Paris, you're wearing your geobaskets.

There are no forks in the alley it's a straight shot from one side to the other.

A quarter of the way through you see a figure approaching from the other end of the alley way. The figure has a shadowy drape-like silhouette but very well-toned at the arms.

As the figure comes closer, suddenly you realize it's none other than Rick Owens himself.

Your heart begins to race and your walk becomes awkward. You both meet exactly halfway into the alley, there are no people around. You pause standing face to face with him. He looks down at your feet and notices you're wearing geobaskets. He realizes that you know exactly who he is. Making eye contact with you, he greets you with a warm smile and says, “hi”.

What do you do?

>> No.6617703

Say hi and thank him for all the work he's done.

>> No.6617702

say i'm a fan and ask for a pic with him
he's supposed to be super nice

>> No.6617705

but i only have all black island dunks

>> No.6617708

>>6617701
i'd mug him

>> No.6617711

"Hey, Rick Owens? I know you probably don't want to be hanging around fans right now, and if you're busy feel free to go on. But I'm a fan of your work and I'd love it if you could give me an autograph. If you haven't noticed, I'm wearing Geobaskets. I'd love to have your autograph on them. I have a pen right here.

Also, can I suck your dick?"

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>>6617708
i'd mug him

>> No.6617727

>>6617711
>can you write drkshdw on my shoes?

>> No.6617774

>>6617701
"rick owens come hang out with us on 4chan.org/fa/

>> No.6617799

>>6617715
You think that's spacey?

>> No.6617804

i'd tell him that i'm only ironically wearing his shitty shoes

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>>6617774
yes

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>>6617808
dat image

>> No.6617825

I'd put my head down and act like I didn't see him

>> No.6617841

Someone pls post the Snickers bar pasta but with Rick, pls

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>>6617818

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>>6617838
...o-oh my gookness

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>>6617799
I dont even know what spacey means

how can u mug rick owens