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I'm a skinny fat guy with love handles and everything I try on looks finny on me :(
I can't get /fit/ cause I'm 18 with no job and no car for the gym(I applied to many jobs and I'm supposed to get a call fromone, so I am trying). i also smoke weed every night and overeat like a bitch.
What do i do, /fa/?!

>> No.6439946

I smoke the weed for free, so no. Im not wasting my money on it.

>> No.6439965

>>6439925
kill urself

>> No.6439967

Drop weed. Bodyweight 666/convict conditioning. Get a job.

>> No.6439972

>don't smoke weed every night
>don't overeat
>calisthenics

or

>deal with your lame bod

In any case, this seems like a problem for /fit/, not us

>> No.6439976

>>6439946
It's so easy to motivate yourself to work out and run if you can consistently get high

You can also get yourself in a better mindset for kinesthetic performance and results

>> No.6439978

you don't need a fucking car to workout dumbass. go for a run.

b-b-b-ut m-m-m-m-muh weed lungs
sack up

>> No.6439988

>>6439978

This. It's free and healthy.

>> No.6439998

Wait how do you get weed for free?

Stick to cigs and stop eating.

>> No.6440019

I love getting high and working out. Try finding more sativas as they get you up and motivated.

You are trying but you need to take a look at your mindset. Try to find ways to overcome.

Don't have a car? Work out at home.

Eat a fuck ton? Prepare some healthier snacks before you smoke.

No one else will change your body for you. You gotta get hungry for change.

>> No.6440059

Smoke if you want but dont eat for the few hours before you go to bed, if you do then go for something like nuts or dried berries theyre delicious and better than average stoner foods. Do ab exercises to tighten your core...force yourself to do them you will probably hate it just like me but its worth it to work through the pain. Getting stoned and exercising is fun imo give it a shot.

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6440062

It's all about mindset. I'm about to drop a few motivational pictures. Set one as your wallpaper and rotate them. Make changes. You're still young.

>> No.6440064

>>6440019
Plenty of videos will teach you exercises to do at home and are super effective.

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>> No.6440107

just starve yourself m8

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6440111

Though some of these are physical, they transcend just physical training. Try to the be the best you can on all aspects of life.

>> No.6440133

>>6440099

>posting this as a motivational

You know it's a joke, right? The guy pictured is a terrorist.

>> No.6440145

>>6440133
Or a freedom fighter, depending on whose line of bullshit you believe.

>> No.6440156

>>6439925
Invest like 30 bucks in some shit running shoes, buy some free weights from Goodwill. Go running, lift, do some crunches, you don't need a gym membership to get fit you lazy piece of shit.

>> No.6440217

Step 1:
Get a job, anyone can. Fuck the economy, you can get a job if you want to.

Step 2:
Stop overeating and smoking weed, go exercise

Congratulations, you now have all the answers.

>> No.6440274

>>6439925

You don't need to go to the gym to get fit. Do cardio, and look up bodyweight exercises. There's a book/phone app called You Are Your Own Gym which is really good.

You sound like a typical lazy stoner so I doubt you'll do much to improve yourself, but go prove me wrong if you want.

>> No.6440306

post pic of ur body mate

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6440358

You can run. You can be careful about your diet. You can do bodyweight exercises (no, not endless situps and pushups, but gymnastics exercises for the beginners see pic related), you can do pullups, you can squat jump on a ledge in a park, your world is your gym.

>> No.6440704

what makes you think you need a gym to work out man? You have empty milk jugs? fill the with dirt or sand or even water and start doing curls. Do you have 2 working legs and feet and an abundance of space? go jogging. And smoking weed is no excuse for over eating. I smoke weed every day and eat less than 1500 calories a day. This coming from someone who used to weigh 220 pounds and over the course of about 6 months lost 50 pounds. I'd still like to lose another 10-15 but I'm alright where I'm at. Not trying to be a dick or anything. Just wanting to let you know that it is possible.

>> No.6440758

>also smoke weed every night and overeat like a bitch.
yea stop doing that

>> No.6440959

Fuck all of these haters, OP. You can smoke weed all you want and still get fit.

However, what you need to do is start counting calories and not eating so goddamn much. If you have the munchies eat carrots, kale, celery, beef jerky, rice cakes, cottage cheese, string cheese, strawberries, grapes, peaches, bananas, kiwis, cantaloupe, etc, etc, etc.... fuck there are a ton of things you can eat.

TL;DR - you can eat whatever the fuck, as long as it's fruits or veggies. Then you will have no problem.

Also - jump rope.

>> No.6441002

Good god you're a pathetic sack of shit OP

>hurr durr i'm skinny fat with no job or car

Don't such a bitch. Go and do something with your life. The only person that can change that is you.

Jesus fucking christ, my cousin lost the use of her legs last year, and here you are sitting around doing fuck all with your life. Even she managed to go bushwalking a couple of months ago. The least you can do is change your eating habits and start running and exercising.

>> No.6441015

>>6439925

stop smoking weed, it makes you unproductive

start eating smaller portions

start doing exercises, maybe not so abrasive at first, start out with cardio

try your hardest to find a job (and this is where dropping the weed comes in)

you will never be able to keep up with a real job if you continue to smoke it because of how lazy it makes you. if you can balance the two then okay, but obvious you are incapable of that so stick to your priorities first and then when are capable of handling your responsibilities will it be acceptable