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6214871 No.6214871 [Reply] [Original]

I have a feeling that this is not going to end well, but...

I posted this picture of myself in an "assume" thread on /soc/. Some said that I had "style"

I belly laughed. I've always dressed like this unless I have to dress up.

What does /fa/ have to say?

>> No.6214887

Close this page and don't return to /fa/

shitstorm incoming

>> No.6214904

>>6214887
oh it seems ok so far...

i think I'll stick around.

>> No.6214908

those sideburns

>> No.6214909

lose some weight then you can start posting again, but only if you stop being a fuccboi.

>> No.6214912

>>6214904
cool man.

prepare to hear about how bad you look and how you have no style.

PS
>/soc/

>> No.6214918

OP,

It's time to delete the thread.

>> No.6214920

Real men have class!

>> No.6214915

>>6214904
nice blinds man, w2c?

>> No.6214922

pls be in london

>> No.6214927

>>6214915
thanks dan

>> No.6214941

>>6214908
i have only had them for a couple of weeks, but I think they work

>>6214920
yes we do

>>6214920
sorry. Oklahoma City, OK.

>> No.6214978

>>6214941
pls

>> No.6214979

>>6214941
He's Joking you fat fucking piece of human excrement. You fucked up OP, several times. First time you posted your fat, hairless, puckered ass. The second time you fucked up was saying you had class. The third time was being an active member in the social board. Take you Elmer Fudd looking ass and go back to /soc/ you cock sucking, short ass, fuccboi.

>> No.6214996

>>6214979
Says the guy who is far uglier and fatter than him.

>> No.6214995

>>6214871
w2c shirt

and any chance you cold take a pic of the back?

thanks very curious about shirt

>> No.6215003

lets see the back

>> No.6215019

>>6214979
you seem really upset, are you ok?

>>6214995
the label is Plains Western Wear. I bought it in at a Wal-Mart in Dodge City, KS about this time last year. I've worked in it some, so it's not in great condition.

>>6215003
next post

>> No.6215017

Looks pretty good to me

>> No.6215024
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>>6215019
forgot pic

>> No.6215031

>>6215024
AAAAAAHHH DIS NIGGA SERIOUS.

Where do you work?

>> No.6215030

Here's a tip if you want to stay on /fa/
Do not listen to a good portion of the trip or namefags. They have nothing good to say ever plus they're pretty useless.

>> No.6215036
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6215036

back

>> No.6215039

>>6215024
nice.
do you have any other cool shirts?
pics please

>> No.6215047

>>6214871
You look like a bald Hobbit.

>> No.6215042

Sometimes I actually forget that there are people who are unfashionable.

>> No.6215052

wow, you look really stylish man. Can you give me some tips?

>> No.6215050

>>6214871
I am hoping to god this pic isn't actually you because if it is, you are the ugliest piece of shit I have ever seen. You have a gigantic fucking forehead and it fucking shines like Mr.Clean. Your sideburns make you look like you have dirty ginger pubes on your face. Your eyes slant to the sides as if they were falling off the sides of your fat red face. Speaking of red, you must have some kind of skin problem to look that red a sweaty all the time. I bet you smell like fucking lard and shit because your fat ass sweets it out. Judging by your carpet, you live like trash and probably eat cat food. It looks like you have fucking shit stains all over it and you are walking around with your deformed hobbit feat like the piece of shit you are. Your misplaced random tattoos make you look like a greasy looser kid who wanted to be cool and edgy so he got some terrible placed tattoos. You have a huge gut, probably from swallowing so much cum and light beer. You have the beginnings of man boobs, and under that shirt probably the puffiest nipples ever on a guy. You buy big ugly shorts to cover up your little fat stubby legs but its literally so bad, you cant hide it. I bet your cellulite covered thighs look all bloated and red too. I don't even want to think about what kind of mis-shaped "penis" you have between your legs although I'm fairly sure you are a girl who went though a cheap sex change by the way you are standing. Your an ugly fat red sweaty piece of fucking asshole, you need to fucking die you virgin fag beta piece of shit. Fuck you.

>> No.6215070

>>6214979
HAHAHA SQUIDS CRITICIZING SOMEONES APPEARANCE HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>> No.6215074
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6215074

>/soc/

They are so incredibly stupid it's amazing.
I remember once someone mentioning that they were into fashion and then someone saying

"I don't associate with people who dress fashionably because they're shallow and judge people on what they wear"

Seriously. So fucking stupid.

>> No.6215075
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6215075

>>>/hero/

>> No.6215090
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6215090

>>6215031
two jobs. line cook and bartender.


>>6215039
sure. got this gem at a thrift store for $1 USD. It didn't when I bought it 18 months ago so I lost 40lbs.

>>6215047
yep

>>6215052
be careful of trends. i see a lot of young hipster chicks at the coffee shop rocking those things that are a overalls/shorts crossover in floral prints. not ok.

>> No.6215091

>this thread

>> No.6215099

>>6215052
also skinny jeans are not ok for men. never have been, never will be.

>> No.6215096

>>6215050
What he said OP, you are a disgusting looking piece of shit. You will never get layed except by ham beasts.

>> No.6215105

>>6215050
are you the guy who wrote up that lengthy diatribe on popovers?

>> No.6215106

>>6215075
>>>/mlp/

>> No.6215113

>>6215099
Pls stop you have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.6215107

>>6215090
thank you for your advice, what is your favorite outfit? can you post a picture of you in it?

>> No.6215108
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>>6215099
How does it feel to know you are an ugly lard ass?

>> No.6215110

>>6215042
leave your house????

>> No.6215119
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>>6215050

>> No.6215115

>>6215090
what do you like on women? what advice would you give them?

besides the overalls/shorts/floral thing, of course

>> No.6215116

>>6215099
and graphic tees are the epitome of expression and basics are for bland faggots

>> No.6215133

>>6215119
That gif is what OP looks like but balder and older and uglier.

>> No.6215143

>>6215107
actually it's a late 1970's YSL three piece suit in dove gray worsted.

and of course it would be at the dry cleaners the night I decide to post here.

but don't worry, I take a pic in my fav casual gear.

and I think I'll keep coming back to /fa/ I like it here.

>>6215108
if that's you and you're not gay, then your haircut is inexcusable.

and it feels good, man. real good.

>>6215115
a lot of girls wear way too much make up. it looks like clown paint. especially when they go out, like "oh the club is dark so I need more" no... it's the opposite.

and I like women who dress kind of conservatively. the imagination is a powerful thing for us guys.

wedges look silly.

>> No.6215155

>>6215143
Lurk more. Your idea of "fashion" is not welcome here.

>> No.6215160

>>6215143
great! cant wait to see your fits, make sure to take alot of pics for us!

>> No.6215161

>>6215155
In fact just leave. One less fat americunt shitting up this board.

>> No.6215172

go fuck yourself you ugly piece of shit

>> No.6215175

i dont want to believe this is real

>> No.6215178
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>>6215107
here's me in my favorite casual outfit. charcoal grey dickies shorts are a staple for me. I've owned up to 5 pairs at a time.

>>6215160
you can count on it

>>6215155
>>6215161
nah. it seems to me that I can help to spice things up here.

>>6215172
i totally would if such a thing were possible. i'm sexy.

>> No.6215179

>>6215143
>wedges
>silly

>>>/lgbt/
faggot

>> No.6215183

>>6215175
I know. this guy posted pics of his shirt when asked though so it has to be. hard to believe someone can be so delusional about having "style"

>> No.6215186

>>6215179
>faggot
fraid not. i tried having sex with a guy to see if I liked it. I did not like it.

>> No.6215188

>>6215178
Welcome to /fa/! On behalf of all of us, enjoy your stay! We talk about a lot of looks here, but I think Raf Simons, or maybe even Rick Owens, would look great on you!

>> No.6215185

>>6215178
And that was the day I learned he was a troll.

>> No.6215189

>>6215178
HAHAHAHAHA Look at this fucking guy!!! haha what a fucking tool.

>> No.6215194

>>6215178
You seem to be what people would say is wrong with the "males" in our society today. The nerdy, friendzone complaining, thinks they are better than then are. Very very sad that this is what males in america look like.

>> No.6215192

>>6215178
You look like a bald leprechaun especially in those shorts

>> No.6215203

>>6215178
Do you have downs syndrome? or some kind of retardation that messed up your face and body?

>> No.6215200
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6215200

You guys are being trolled so fucking hard

>> No.6215206

yeah well this isn't /soc/ and we don't really want to have a conversation with you. It is evident you are aware you have little style, so there's no real reason for you to make a thread asking about it.

>> No.6215209

>>6215200
He proved it was actually him and maybe is fucking with us about such terrible clothes being "fashionable" but his face is so gross.

>> No.6215213

>>6215183
it think it's worth saying that I've been living punk rock since 1998. My style icons are Henry Rollins and Morrisey. We may have differences, but I enjoy the exchange.

>>6215185
not trolling

>>6215188
googling those designers right now. thank you.

>>6215192
not a lot I can do about it

>>6215194
maybe a bit nerdy, but just about music. I think guys who complain about friendzoing are sexist pigs, women don't owe people sex for being nice. and for the record I am in a relationship with two amazing ladies.

>>6215200
promise I'm not trolling.

>> No.6215222

>>6215178
wow thanks for posting the fit! what do you wear to more formal events aside from your suit? can you post a pic for reference. i hope your okay with me saving the pics in my "fashion inspiration" folder, thanks!

>> No.6215233

>>6215213
omg you are literally disgusting. i bet those two "ladies" you are in a relationship with are some fat cunts who grew up without parents. you look like a rapist. idk though maybe they have a fetish for ugly fat old bald guys heaving on top of them. eww. you should post a pic of them so i cant laugh. girl btw.

>> No.6215234

>>6215222
you're evil

>> No.6215244

>>6215222
a dark gray two button, two piece saville row knock off made by a local tailor. white shirts and simple ties, black wingtips.

I am not sure that I have ever been photographed wearing it, and it's also at th the dry cleaners... but I will be back on monday with photos of both of my suits.

it was laugablly expensive by my standards (about 900 USD). A gift from my dad.

>> No.6215254

>>6215244
your style is so raw, it reminds me of henry rollins during the black flag era. I notice you have tattoos, care to post them and explain their meanings?

>> No.6215266

>>6214871
jesus christ go back to reddit faggot

>> No.6215280
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6215280

>>6215254
>your style is so raw
thank you. i really do put a bit of time and effort into my style. this is the best compliment i could get.

this is my chest piece. it reads "oklahoma" the state where I was born, raised, and live. the birds are scissor tailed fly catchers, our state bird. the banner is the color of red dirt, but it's hard to tell in the photo because i turn bright red when I drink.

the bids are styled to resemble swallos, to fit a nautical tradition about how many miles at sea one has traveled before coming home. I was in the US Navy, so many of my tats are nautical.

>> No.6215283

nice capri pants. didn't know they made those for men

>> No.6215296

>>6215280
You're not going to fit in here or into any decent clothes for that matter until you lose some weight.

Posting autistic comments doesn't burn any calories, although that would explain a lot of posters physiques.

Go for a run fatty. Preferably away from any sort of computer so we don't have to see you around here,

>> No.6215303

>>6215283
you know that those are dickies shorts. the cell phone pocket is my favorite part.

and you know that they make male capri pants.

>>6215296
I've lost 40 pounds in the last 12 months, and lose more daily.

but for health reasons. I've always been pretty. and if by "decent clothes" you mean "clothes you like" i would never want to wear them.

>> No.6215312

>>6215280
no problem, I am glad that you like /fa/

your doing a great job at it, but disregard every other person in this thread who is simply bashing you. wear what makes you feel good, you dont have anyone to impress but yourself.

>> No.6215320

>>6215303
>I'm staying fat
>for health reasons

Uhuh. Yup.

And by decent clothes, I mean clothes that don't fit like a potato sack.

>> No.6215327

As unfashionable as this guy is calling him retarded and misshapen and all that shit is also fairly stupid. /fa/ really likes to get off on putting people down even though physically I bet a ton of you look like this. One thing to criticize a fit, another to start mentioning euthanasia and mental diseases. A different flavor of autism.

>> No.6215337

>>6215312
if you want to see more of my tats i will post them

and I assure you, no one on the internet has ever hurt my feelings. it's fun to play along with the shit talkers, they're not usually very good at it.

see

>>6215320

>>6215327
>A different flavor of autism.
i really did laugh out loud at that one. good job.

>> No.6215350

>>6214871
You'll never be as good of a drummer as I am

>> No.6215361

>>6215350
i have no way of knowing that

>> No.6215366

>>6215312
Yeah, honestly the key to looking good is being confident with what you're wearing and developing a unique style that fits you, rather than mimicking what you see on others.

>>6215337
>if you want to see more of my tats i will post them

Go for it, nautical tattoos are the only way to go.

>> No.6215375

>>6215361
If you play as well as you dress... well you're shit out of luck.
[spoiler]you prally play punk[spoiler]
have fun with your arthritis

>> No.6215393

>>6215327
good bait
6/10

>> No.6215403

>>6215327
I'm pretty sure the average /fa/ poster isn't a fat piece of shit.

The children are right to laugh at him.

>> No.6215447

>>6214904
>"i think I'll stick around."
>obviously b8

>> No.6215462
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6215462

>>6215366
left bicep

color scheme and shamrocks are for my Irish Heritage.

The words are "A Farewell to Arms" becuase I had just left the service and I love the book.

The anchor is a symbol of safety.

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>>6214871
you can't be serious

>> No.6215467

>>6215460
serious

>> No.6215514

>>6214979
this is coming from a 15 year old btw.
best new lel 8/10

>> No.6215582

>>6215090
nice thanks for the pic.

i am feeling that shirt btw, great find.
i love thrift stores.
the only stuff i dont buy at thrift is pants, cuz im too scared ill get crabs on my ball sack lol

it happened to my mom so i gotta be careful

got any other thrift store gems?

>> No.6215612

>>6215582
quite a few, but I'm chatting with a qt now.

i'll be back.

>> No.6215998

>>6215462
More than 1 in 10 Americans self-identify as Irish. More than that have Irish blood but don't identify as such. Like me, for example. I want to distance myself from people like you.

Why would you go so far to show your pride for something which literally makes you an average person? May as well get a tattoo to celebrate your average American BMI.

>> No.6216031

>>6215998
I genuinely hope that you get your ball skin caught in you zipper in the next 6 hours.

twice.

>> No.6216061

>>6216031
just get ss bolts on your scalp if youre so proud of being white

>> No.6216070

>>6216061
not of anything except being kind, genle, compassionate, open minded, affectionate, hard working, and nice.

racism is for prison punks.

>> No.6216075

faggot detected: OP

>> No.6216079

>>6216075
eat a bag of dicks

>> No.6216088

>>6216070

How many fedoras do you own?

>> No.6216097

>>6216088
none

but i am considering buying a hamburg

>> No.6216154

>>6216097
Quick question, have you ever thought of wearing slacks, and/or dress shoes with the button up white shirts?

>> No.6216167

>>6216154
i often do.

>> No.6216166

>>6216154
Also, have you thought about growing out your beard?

>> No.6216175

>>6216154
to clarify

I often dress the way you asked about.

>>6216166
there is a part of my face where facial hair does not grow.

otherwise I would.

>> No.6216181

Burn your facial hair.

Otherwise, no complaints.