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6002236 No.6002236 [Reply] [Original]

today is my birthday /fa/
and nobody said happy birthday to me
but at least my mom gave me 100 dollars so i can buy more clothes
#tfw

>> No.6002239

happy birthday dude

>> No.6002241
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6002241

Sorry to hear it anon. Happy Birthday.

>> No.6002245

happy birthday anon

>> No.6002248

Happy birthday bro.

>> No.6002256

Happy Birthday Anon!

>> No.6002257
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>>6002239
>>6002241
>>6002245
>>6002248
thx anon
i know i will always have you at my side
anon&me4evr
who needs friends when you have 100 dollars to spend on clothes

>> No.6002261

>>6002258
wow man i save those 100 dollars and buy some nice clothes
how fucking idiot do you think i am

>> No.6002258

>>6002236
>but at least my mom gave me 100 dollars so i can buy more clothes
What kind of shitty clothes can you buy from a hundred bucks?

>> No.6002265

maybe you should buy some friends instead huh

>> No.6002264

Post a fit, birthdayboi.

>> No.6002271

Happy birthday.
I hope this year will be a great one to you.
Love you, anon.

>> No.6002291

>>6002265
who needs friends
when u've got rick owens'?
real fuccboi talk right there

>> No.6002471

Happy birthday dude. It sucks that nobody else greeted you happy birthday. That happened to me last year and it was terrible.

Use that $100 wisely.

>> No.6002502

Happy Birthday Braj!

>> No.6002515

Happy birthday.

>> No.6002531
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>tfw hate my birthday

Every year I take the day off and stay indoors sleeping. I hate receiving presents and hate being the center of attention. Why? because nobody ever wishes the homeless men, women, and children a happy birthday. That and because as a child I was depressed beyond belief and attempted to commit suicide on my birthday.

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Happy birthday dude

>> No.6002535

happy birthday!
watchu gon buy

>> No.6002558

>>6002535
dunno
some shoes maybe

thx everyone i love u 4chan ur my best friend

>> No.6002568

you are not the only one

last month was my 18th

the only birthday congratulations i got was from pizza hut automated birthday service

>> No.6002576

>>6002531

you stupid piece of shit

i will fucking kill you, you fucking UNGRATEFUL little spoilt CUNT

>> No.6002571

I always think the fedora nerd stereotype shouldn't apply to /fa6 but over and over again I'm proven wrong

>> No.6002577

>>6002236
Your mom gave you $100 without saying Happy Birthday? That seems a little retarded.

>> No.6002588

happy birthday anon, hope you have a nice day!

>> No.6002585

You were born on the same day as Hitler.


How does that make you feel?

>> No.6002608

>>6002577
LOL ya my mom did
but she b my mom
it dont count

>> No.6002636
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6002636

Short story accompanied by a myriad of confusing feels:

>be me a /vg/ tier aspie nerd
>considered solitude and the loneliness that came with it a fair trade off for not having to deal with the daily human interaction I despised
>start browsing fit and fa and get convinced my life is sad and pointless and that my misanthropy was just a defense mechanism for my social ineptitude and fear of rejection/failure

So I do the fit thing and I try to learn from fa

>tfw its my birthday today
>lost my virginity
>went from aspie to successfully integrated member of human society in about 3 months

but wait...

>still just as unhappy
>I feel like I do more pointless shit now than ever just because it is part of social convention
>everything feels so contrived and I miss being alone

Though I know if I go back to what I was before I'll end up in the same state again. I have no idea what to do now and this is probably the bitchiest thing I have ever typed in my life but I guess my purpose for saying all this useless information is that I think no matter what, its hard to be happy. If you told me a few months ago how my birthday would be today I would expect to be ecstatic but I feel as happy now as I did then.

Idk if that is supposed to make you feel better or worse or just help you realize that their are people more autistic than you (as evidenced by this post)

>> No.6002672 [DELETED] 

>>6000000

>> No.6002686

>>6002531
oh god are there really people this horrible

>> No.6002692

>>6002636
get some cooler friends to defy social conventions with
you can still spend time alone if you have friends

>> No.6002712

>>6002636
go to /lit/ and become a cosmopolitan
go to /mu/ and become a patrician
go to /tv/ and become a cinephile,
become alpha dude
specializations are for the waeks
check out da R man
he be da best on earth
400 years n still da #1

>> No.6002705

>>6002636
>>went from aspie to successfully integrated member of human society in about 3 months
I heavily doubt your problem was that grave in the first place or that you actually fixed anything major

How did you meet her? What did she look like? How do you hang with your friends? What other hobbies do you have?

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Happy birthday Anon !! Have this pic
What are you planning to do this year ?

>> No.6002765

>>6002752
dunno man
probably get /fit/
and read some books
and going 2 college
maybe get laid
w@ bout u anon?

>> No.6002766

>>6002752
Every time i post that pic anywhere, it always gets ignored by everyone

>> No.6002769

>>6002712
more like
go to /lit/ and become an elitist unemployed drug addict
go to /mu/ and become someone who feels superior because they read pitchfork
go to /tv/ and become a pedophile

>> No.6002771

>>6002765
>maybe get laid
You won't, not with this attitude

>> No.6002773

>>6002568
did you at least buy a pizza?

>> No.6002779

>>6002771
i dont want to get laid
but if it happens why not
im not really interested in women

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>>6002779
Go meet a therapist, jesus christ, no amount of clothes gonna fix you up

>> No.6002820

>>6002769
>/mu/
>following pitchfork

top lel

>> No.6002825

>>6002769
>/mu/
>p4k

ya blew it

>> No.6002831

>>6002814
why bro
i want to raech
illumination
2 many pleasures
will make u blind

>> No.6002842

>>6002825
>>6002820

3/10

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>>6002825
>>6002820
2meta

>> No.6002849

>>6002836
>not going 2 based scaruffi
lol i bet u listen 2 coldplay LOL

>> No.6002855

>>6002836
if u had said fanato or scruffy then maybe

>> No.6002856

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear ANOOOOOOOON
HAAAAAPPPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHDDAAAAY TOOOOO YOU!!!

>> No.6002884
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6002884

just stop caring about it is what I say
>don't know how old u are but. . .
>I stoped caring about my b-day when I was like 15-16
never seemed special to me, its just another day, your literally NO different from the yesterday.
>just keep on carrying on and doin you, its not as important as you enjoying your life every day of the year.

>> No.6002895

>>6002884
same

>> No.6002968

>turn 18 past thursday
>realized I spent the past 7 years playing wow

>> No.6002993

>>6002568
>Pizza hut automated birthday service
I...I need this. pls anon, i want pizza hut to wish me a happy birthday. That will make 1

>> No.6002994

>tfw 21st birthday in under a month
>tfw instead of feeling happy and planning stuff filled with dread and apprehension

holy fuck im depressed

>> No.6002997

>>6002568
>>6002993
>mfw pizza hut no longer does home deliveries here

truly suffering

>> No.6003002

>>6002236
Happy Birthday OP, you're the greatest.

>> No.6003003

>>6002994
Why don't you buy some nice clothes your mother can look at and noone else?

>> No.6003018 [DELETED] 

my birthday was yesterday, but I celebrated it today. Only my family came.

im 17, a virgin, and have literally no friends. fuck.

>> No.6003028

>>6002968

they're going to be the best years of your life, too

>> No.6003031

>>6002236
happy birthday anon

>> No.6003038

>>6003018

that was me last year

and that is me still today

you are the only one who can change the future

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6003045

>all these 17, 18 year olds

Sometimes I love you /fa/, but mostly I fucking hate you

>> No.6003062

happy birthday, anon. Sorry to hear about your day. Things will get better! Plus it's hard to be sad right after you buy new clothes

>> No.6003070

>>6003038
im working at it, but I have some things I have to change before it can happen. it'd be too much to explain so ill leave it here.

>> No.6003085

If you guys upload yourselves singing for OP, I can put it all together and upload it to Vocaroo.

>> No.6003097

>>6002766
>>6002752

what do you mean? I like it

>> No.6003108

>>6003097
Like I mean /a/ and /v/

They just don't care

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>$100
>tfw I always get $500+ for birthdays

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>>6003120
>tfw always get clothes for birthday
>they are always so... eh...
>A-anon why don't you ever wear that nice hoodie? ;_; D-did I choose wrong ;_;

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>>6003133
>that feel when my mom bought me an expensive dadcore shirt
>"that brand is good" (it's one of my dad's favourites)
>shirt was like $200
>shiny as fuck fabric
>doesn't work with any of my heritage/workwear wardrobe
>"I-I l-l-like it m-mom, b-but... I mean, it will be great for formal s-stuff..."

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>>6002236
Happy birthday, anon. Sure, people forgot, but at least you have us...

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>>6003133
>mfw my grandma caught me throwing away the hoodie she got me for my birthday after only wearing it once.
>"what are you doing anon, you don't like it?"
I'm so sorry.

>> No.6003155

>>6003144
>>"that brand is good"
I hate that, i never know how to reply

And I don't want to hurt their feelings

Goddamnit

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>>6002576
>ungrateful
>spoiled
I am sure ungrateful for an average day. And boy, my father being in an out of jail and my mother working three jobs just to keep our house reaaaaaally made me spoiled.
I've always been grateful for the beatings I received for going to school and not dropping out to work.

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>>6003155
>that brand is good!
fucking splattered with Marc Ecko.

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>>6003152
yeah, nah, your post didn't even make me feel bad

THIS post made me tear up:
>>6003149
;_;

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>>6003164
>implying I want your sympathy

>> No.6003186

>>6002820
>>6002825
it's more like
>/mu/
>admitting they read pitchfork

/mu/ reminds me of one guy I knew who always ripped on me if I mentioned having read something on Pitchfork, and took every opportunity to bitch about them and say "haha, FUCK Pitchfork" and "'ooh I have no opinion what does Pitchfork say' lol dude" and shit like that. Then one day I needed to look up something on his laptop and pitchfork was

his fucking homepage.

>> No.6003194

>>6002236
Lol, you're a #420WEEDMASTER. That's fucking hilarious.

>> No.6003198
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6003198

Happy birthday anon, here are Christina Hendricks fits

>> No.6003208

>>6003198
But those are not Christina Hendricks' tits, that's just a picture of Christina Hendricks' tits

:C

>> No.6003205

>>6003198
>fat people
>/fa/
delete your post

>> No.6003218
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>Mom: Anon, why don't you wear skateboard brands anymore? They are so cheap and you used to look so cute in them!
>Me: I don't skateboard anymore mom, my style has changed.
>Mom: Well you don't need to buy $500 dollar shoes and $200 dollar shoes to look nice, you're a very handsome young man.
>Me: Thanks mom..

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>>6003218
$200 dollar shirts*

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>>6003218
>Why do you cut your hair so often, you looked so cute with long hair!
>Why do you buy cologne, just use a deo like all men do!
>That black shirt, looked so good on you, why don't you ever wear it?

>> No.6003235

>>6003218
>you don't need to buy $500 dollar shoes and $200 dollar shirts to look nice

Well she has a point there

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6003239

happy bday anon
hope u have a good day

>> No.6003241

>>6003235
>>6003235
no. she doesn't.

>> No.6003250

>>6003230
>You need to eat more! Your cheeks look sunken and the area around your eyes is looking very dark. Are you okay?
>I found these Guess pants at Macy's, try them on!

>> No.6003249

>>6003241
Yes, that Pyrex 23 on the back makes all the difference

>> No.6003271

100$ to me equates to:

- 80% cost on some new DM's.

-A shit ton of button ups from Goodwill.

-A few months worth of protein.

Awesome gift.

>> No.6003272

>mother buys a shirt
>it actually looks okay
>still don't want to wear it because she probably bought it at some cheap store

>> No.6003266

Happy birthday, OP

Now suck a dick.

>> No.6003267

>>6003239
w2c same shirt but 4 men?

>> No.6003305

>>6003028
that's probably the greatest lie ever told. life got better for me after high school

>> No.6003312

>>6003305
Well, you jsut wasted the biggest potential you had in life for joy

it's only a downhill from here

lol

>> No.6003324

>>6003267
diy nig

>> No.6003337

>>6003312
Literally this. When you're 13-18 you can yolo the fuck out of everything as long as you get good grades, that's literally all you have to worry about.

>> No.6003440

>>6003250

>anon you're so skinny these days you should eat more

For fucks sake I'm making myself skinny for a reason, I'm not just forgetting to eat

>> No.6003458

>>6003250
>>6003440
Work out faggots

>> No.6003464

>>6003028
>>6003305
>>6003337
being an adult means having the money and agency to do all the cool shit you couldn't when you were a kid

>> No.6003487

>>6003464

Mmmm not really, that's how you notice all these dudes having midlife crisis'. Things do have windows...

>> No.6003503

>>6003458

Built muscle looks fucking awful

The most I'd go is ottermode

And even then I wouldn't become a part of that awful gym-rat culture

>> No.6003515

>>6003487
a midlife crisis is not a milestone inherent to every life; it's something that comes about because a person did not pursue their passion.

>> No.6003519

>>6003515
and one more thing
i honestly can't wait to be old; the only reason i don't want to be old immediately is that i gotta fill the interim with tons of shit so that i can be a fulfilled old person.

>> No.6003523

>>6003487
There are no windows that money and agency won't open. The kind of fun you had in college and immediately postgraduate pales in comparison to the kind of fun you can buy.

>> No.6003579

>>6002236
Ahh it's my birthday too! Happy birthday Anon, let's be best of friends.

>> No.6003640

why would highschool be any better than university
it's exactly the same except there is less work, I can legally drink, less contact hours and I get paid from a trust fund

>> No.6003654

>>6003523

You can't get good at surfing when you're 60, so yes there are windows.

>> No.6003663

>>6003515
or waited until they had the means to, aka the funds, or the agency of an adult.

>> No.6003668

>>6003654
60? Why on god's green earth would anyone wait that long?

>> No.6003681

>>6003663
that's not the same thing; a middle aged man buying a convertible is not necessarily undergoing a midlife crisis.

>> No.6003730

>>6003681
you're right, but buying the clothes he couldn't when he was 15 is.

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>>6003730
there's always rick owens

>> No.6003738

>>6003668

the point was that there are windows for doing things that no matter how much money you get you will not be able to do.

>> No.6003748

>>6002236
It's my birthday today too. I got happy birthday greetings from friends and family...don't know #tfw OP, #sorry,not sorry

>> No.6003750

>>6003738
ahhh, point taken.

>> No.6003760

>>6003668

you cant even get good at it when you are thirty, or become a rockstar, or a pro skater, etc. things have a specific window, just because you're an adult doesn't mean you can do all the things you wanted to as a kid.

>> No.6003767

>>6003760
who says you can't do these things

>> No.6003776

>>6003767

Its common knowledge, they are youth oriented activities.

>> No.6003781

>>6003767

you can do them, just not at a good level.

>> No.6003783

>>6003760
nonsense, you can pick up and master all sorts of shit whenever you feel like it. All you need is the drive and the time. 30, 40 and even fifty is not a window for anything that doesn't involve taking a lot of hard falls onto concrete.

>> No.6003806

>>6003198
>jews
>good
i puked
thanks for that
- OP

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>>6003776
>>6003781
herman poole blount was about forty years old when he shed his human mantle and revealed himself to be the corporeal avatar of ra
this is also when he ceased to be a session musician and metamorphosed into a jazz phenomenon

>> No.6003815

>>6003807

sun ra...he's no diamond dave.

sun ra is a niche performer

>> No.6003820

>>6003305
when you were young you had fun playing wow
don't let that change of mind fuck your happiness

>> No.6003819

>>6003783

Not skateboarding, not being a rockstar.

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>>6003815
lol okay
ennio morricone's career didn't really start until he was nearly thirty, and he didn't really hit it big until he worked with sergio leone about a decade later

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>>6003824
beethoven was unpublished until he was about thirty, before that he was something like a period session musician

>> No.6003857

>>6003829

his life was alway miserable too. He has probably enjoyed more success posthumously. As Bukowski says, the blondes with tight pussies come too late.

>> No.6003865

>>6003824

He's a composer. He's not even in the league of Sid Vicious or Keith Richards.

>> No.6003899

>>6003857
lol, that movie was not a documentary. beethoven was a fucking rockstar in vienna homie, he had the most expensive tickets and the most exclusive gigs.

>>6003865
you're right, he's in a much higher league.
are you going to keep moving the target btw?

>> No.6003903

>>6003857
lol people whjo like shit
don't do it for fame
get your fucking shit toghether
you fuckign peic eof shit

>> No.6003910

>>6003899

lol ennio morricone is not higher than Sid Vicious, the greatest rockstar of all time. Dead at 21, heroin addict, in the best band stabbed his gf to death.

If you do that when you're older, you're just sad like Phil Spector.

moving the target?

>> No.6003920

>>6003903
??????

>> No.6003928

>>6003910
ennio morricone is infinitely more talented
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO7Us9cQknc

"moving the target" refers to how you're denying my examples because they don't meet your increasingly amorphous definition of musical fame.

>> No.6003949

>>6003910
>the greatest rockstar of all time
vivienne picked him up off the street 2 sell union jack t-shirts bruh
i mean i love sid but lets b real

>> No.6003958

>>6003928


it's just two different things, sid vicious is a rock/pop icon, which in my original point is something you can only be in a specific frame of time, your examples of moriccone and beethoven are composers and are not subject to such constrictive timeframes.

>> No.6003972

>>6003949

no, he was a fan of the band, that malcolm though looked great (which he did) and they let him join the band. He is the greatest rockstar of all time. I can't think of anyone better, rock is pure image, talent doesn't come into it. Every fag at guitar centre is talented.

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>>6003958
being a pop icon is not something you create of yourself, it's something that marketing firms create of you, and therefore your proposition is a bit disingenuous. regardless; that fucklord kenny g sells mountains of albums and is the perfect example of a manufactured act, and started when he was pretty old.

>> No.6004015

>>6003984

There is no denying rock/pop/rap icons are youth oriented, otherwise there would be a lot more old ones.

>> No.6005387

>>6002712
not the guy this was aimed at, but this everywhere.
4chan is probably the best place for self improvement on the internet, and if you let an opportunity like that pass you by, you are seriously retarded.

>> No.6005441

>>6003186
I browse /mu/ everyday. You're full of shit.

>> No.6005528

>>6002236
my mom is dead fuck you and your $100

>> No.6005641

>>6002712
/tv/ has nothing to do with television and film

>> No.6005662

>>6003198
Yeah great now im fired thanks shitface

>> No.6005681

>>6003760
>, or become a rockstar
Charles motherfucking Bradley motherfucker. That nig is 60 and he just started souling it out like a madman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moiUyFQQE-0
He didn't even know how to properly write and read when he started. There's this heartbreaking documentary about him, but I can't find it now.

>> No.6005702

>>6003503
I like you.