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What is the most /fa/ way to take something out of your pocket?

>> No.5997790

>>5997764
which pocket

just make sure you dont stumble trying to claw it out of your skinny jeans op

>> No.5997794

>>5997764
Keeping things in your pocket is not /fa/

>> No.5997807

Let's say you're taking something out of your left pants pocket. First, stop walking. Then:
1. Place your right foot ahead of you and your left foot behind you. Be sure not to exaggerate this movement, or else it will not only feel awkward but look awkward.
2. Push the bottom of your jacket/blazer back with your left wrist.
3. You have several options with your right hand, depending on your mood. If you want to simply look good, ball your hand into a fist and place it on your hip. If you want to look amazing but run the chance of alienating innocent bystanders, lean your head up and to the left, supporting it with your right hand. Elbow angle should be no more than 80 degrees.
4. Slide your left hand into the pocket, all the while keeping the bottom of your jacket/blazer back up until your elbow. You should have to do this because women equate deep pockets with wealthiness.
5. Look down at what it is you are removing as you pull it out. If it is a phone, casually turn the screen on with your thumb, and then look at someone else as you disregard the messages on it and slide it back into your pants pocket.
6. Continue walking.

Do you want me to do more guides for taking something out of a different pocket (breat, rear) or for taking something out of a pocket while continuously walking?

>> No.5997817

just dont struggle to pull it out like a retard

thats a sign of badly fitting pants too

>> No.5997824

>>5997817
not wanting to show off you nice ass

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5997831

>>5997807
>typing all of this out

>> No.5997838

>>5997831
gotta be specific, mang. We don't like those pesky questions.

>> No.5997879

Autism, The Thread.

>> No.5997884

>>5997824

unless ur a grill going for super tight jeans for maximum dat ass, you should be able to show off your ass and still easily take things out of your pocket

>> No.5997908
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5997908

>>5997807

>> No.5997921

>>5997807
please more guides

>> No.5997927

>>5997807
What's the most /fa/ way to piss at a urinal?

>> No.5997937

>>5997807
I'm regarding this information with more attention than I should.

[spoiler]please continue

>> No.5997983

>>5997927
>>5997921
First off, we're going to assume that the urinal is the traditional type seen in the United States; that is, a wall with several individual urinals, lacking barriers (as opposed to urinal walls with barriers, or god forbid a trough).
1. Approach the urinal from the side. As you do so, make sure to unbutton your jacket and hand it to the attendant (if available). If not, hold your jacket back with your elbows.
2. Have your right hand on your belt or zipper or buttons as you reach the urinal, allowing you to piss with maximum efficiency.
3. Unbutton or unzip your pants. Pull your boxers or briefs down to allow adequate space for removing your penis.
4. As your penis hangs free, make sure to hold one sleeve up lightly. Grab your penis with the hand with the held-up sleeve and guide the stream (if you don't do this, the pendulous effects of gravity may cause some unneeded splashback and taint your outfit).
5. Bend your knees a tiny bit and back up from the urinal enough to show that your penis was too big to fit in it from where you were previously, but close enough to keep anyone from noticing.
6. When you finish, shake your penis twice to clear out that little bit that you can never quite get. Roll your sleeve back down, put your penis back in your pants and readjust your outfit. Be sure that your zipper is up and any buttons and zippers are done. Wash hands and reclaim jacket from attendant (if applicable. Tip him $3, unless you want your shoes buffed, at which point you tip him $5.

>> No.5998106

>>5997983
wut

>> No.5998116
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5998116

>>5997983
>5. Bend your knees a tiny bit and back up from the urinal enough to show that your penis was too big to fit in it from where you were previously, but close enough to keep anyone from noticing.

>> No.5998117

>>5997983
Are handkerchiefs /fa/ or autisticfedoracore?

>> No.5998124

>>5998117
Usually fedoracore, depending on the circumstance. Use it nowhere but in stuations where formal attire is adequate.

>> No.5998128

>>5998124
Where should I sneeze then? Back of hand, into elbow, no fucks given right into the air?

>> No.5998139

>>5998128
Into elbow and away from people's general direction. Say excuse me afterwards.

>> No.5998171

>>5998139
In English or French? French is /fa/ right?