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>tfw I can't even fucking get laid on OKcupid
Are you guys like this at all?

I'm just not good at this. I don't look like an autist, but I guess I act like one.

Pic related
>tfw she doesn't fucking reply

>> No.5980012

lmao sperglord much

"Wow, Skyrim"

goddamn

>> No.5980016

posted on /v/

>> No.5980021

fake
old

but i really can't stand it when people say "pun not intended" in a typed message like that
they realized there was a pun and wrote that out before sending

>> No.5980020

>>5980008
this isn't /soc/

>> No.5980018

man

>> No.5980022

>>5980008
you're doing it all wrong

>> No.5980025

>>5980008
OKCupid is a sausage fest and thus a numbers game by proxy. I did fine with the site, but the women on there are irreparably damaged creatures by and large. They also get about 50 messages a day from the thirstiest motherfuckers this side of the Pecos.
Honestly, your best bet is in the real world. Go volunteer or put yourself out there or learn to dance until you make a connection. If you must internet date, lay out the cash for match or something like it.

>> No.5980023

Wowowwow this is some autist shit right hurrr.

Skyrim? let me write you a 10 page essay on why your taste sucks.

>> No.5980030

>>5980008

>letting people know you're actual opinion on things
holy fucknigger what are you doing op?

jesus, you know what a sperg is. just don't do that, be into whatever they're into, and go for it. fuck you're dumb.

also, take it to /adv/

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>>5980008
> Immediately go to video games and anime.

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5980043

Muh burger and fries

>> No.5980045

>>5980029
And how would you do it?

>> No.5980054

>>5980045
Next time you're trying to get laid avoid talking about hobbies you would find most 20+ virgins enjoy.

>> No.5980056

>starting sentences with "Eh," ever
just give up

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>>5980021
>fake
I fucking wish.

>tfw no gf

>> No.5980060

>>5980045
magic cards and death metal, fucker

>> No.5980062

>>5980016
and /r9k/, and probably numerous other boards

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>le epic rusemasterman

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>>5980062
>magic cards and death metal, fucker
...are pleb tier. Next time try MLP and the liberal agenda; works for me.

>> No.5980071

>>5980045
Get her to talk about herself enough to know what topics are at the forefront of her mind. What does SHE like? what's HER favorite music/food/apparel/art/beliefs.
Never discuss anything vaguely geeky like vidya or animu. If you must, save it for after you've started dating the woman, or better yet - don't mention it at all until it comes up naturally, i.e. she sees the xbox in your apartment.

>> No.5980076

>>5980045
music
books ?
food
music
movies ?
those are the most basic ones

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>>5980062
>>5980016
>>5980056
If you really think I'm fucking kidding, I'll post the unedited.

>> No.5980099

>>5980093
also posted on /r9k/. nice try.

>> No.5980104

>>5980099
Maybe because I made the OKC thread yesterday. Do I really come off as that autistic?

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>>5980104
You're trying to get a pity fuck but are too dumb to pull it off.

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pretty easy for me mayne

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>>5980104
you're not as autistic as this

but damnit you're trying

>> No.5980119

>>5980114
Pity? Are you talking about the thread or my messages?

Either way, you're on the same site as me. Can't see you doing much better. Fuck.

>> No.5980123

>>5980117

Are you that camwhoring black dude

>> No.5980127

>>5980117
>fat face black dude
>sleezy hoe says you look like a "fucking model"
>"fucking model"
>"model"
>wut

>> No.5980128

>>5980117
this is retarded and you should feel retarded

>> No.5980132

>>5980128
only cuz u a qt wit a killa wardrobe

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>>5980008
>scrolling down
>"what's wrong with skyrim :("
>fucking massive paragraph
fake or not that was hilarious

>> No.5980138

>>5980127
do you not know what a model is?

>> No.5980244

>>5980241
>wigs
really?

>> No.5980241

>>5980132
berry isnt cute she wears wigs n shit.
Fuckin ick.