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>Denim Dan. Knows everything, yet looks like shit
>Denim Dan in slaters chat a few nights ago.
>Says he knows about fashion but looks like shit.
>Says he's the only one on /fa/ that knows real fashion.
>Lies about his height
>Reveals how he lost his virginity to a fat, drunk girl.
>Goes on OKC and says none of them went anywhere.
>Makes out with a girl. Says she regrets making out with him.
>FUCKS ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND NOT HIM.
>Lives with his brother in his MOTHERS HOUSE.
>admits paying hookers for sex
>always posts late at night
>no life

>Denim Dan.

>Epitome of Loser

>> No.5911476
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>> No.5911482

thank god he almost doesn't post anymore and when he does nobody cares or he gets shot down instantly for bullshit

>> No.5912322

dan's the definition of a fuccboi

>> No.5912344

Lol DD is the one who shut down Nomad

>> No.5912349

>>5911482
blow it out your ass

>> No.5912355

>>5912344
DD comes back for one thread and shuts down nomad. Suddenly we see this shit again.

Gee I wonder....

>> No.5912361

>>5912355
well yeah, they see dd so they remember to make this thread again

you couldn't figure that out?

>> No.5912363

>>5912361
hi nomad

>> No.5912374

can someone define "fuccboi" for me pls

>inb4 denim dan

>> No.5912378

>>5912374
ask your parents what they like about you

>> No.5912396

>>5912392
>Denim Dan. Knows everything, but shares his wisdom from the cusp of nirvana.
>Denim Dan in meditation a few nights ago.
>Says he can show us the path but we must walk it.
>Says "Tie two birds together, and though they have four wings, they cannot fly."
>Has transcended height, and all other trappings of samsara.
>Reveals how he mastered the trantric arts, becoming one with the Three Vajras
>Shares this knowledge with all those who wish it.
>Once faced a wall for nine years, not speaking for the entire time.
>Holds no possessions. Makes his own pants.

>Denim Dan.

>Master of The Eight-Fold Path.
I don't have the pic.

>> No.5912392

Can someone post the Dalai Dan one?
>Denim Dan, master of the eight-fold path.

>> No.5912422

>>5912396
It's ok; I've got the pic somewhere. Thanks.

>> No.5912435

>>5912349
dan why don't you post anymore?

>> No.5912445

>>5912435
he posts as twerk it now

>> No.5912488

>>5912445
no
>>5912435
Been busy. Clothes and stuff haven't taken much of my attention as of late, so /fa/ hasn't either. Also, the current crop of tripfags and namefags are annoying.

>> No.5912504

>>5912496
I don't even know who you are

>> No.5912496

>>5912488
Just plonk me already nerd

>> No.5912510

>>5912504
D:

>> No.5912507

>>5912504
you must be new

>> No.5912521

>>5912507
no dan is just a shitposter that comes on here to make the board more shitty

>> No.5912541
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5912541

>replying to dd

>> No.5912553

>>5912541
nigger, I cannot read any of that.

>> No.5912562

>>5912553
being illiterate in this day and age is pathetic

>> No.5912567

>>5912541
WHAT IS THIS, A PICTURE FOR ANTS?!?!

>> No.5912585

>>5912541
I cannot fathom what dan could have done to you to make you so butthurt. Does anyone know?

>> No.5912593
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5912593

>>5912541
this

don't

>> No.5912599

>>5912585
If it's nomad, Dan shut him down pretty hard a few nights ago. And there's also some old beef about Stacy Adams or something.

If it's not nomad, it's probably something similar.

>> No.5912594

>>5912567
click on it and it gets bigger genius

>> No.5912600

>>5912585
I don't think that poster is butthurt, merely pointing out some of the things Dan has done that have been pretty funny. He keeps coming back so I assume Dan's ok with being laughed at, which is healthy.

>inb4 you're Dan

>> No.5912603

>>5912593
denim dan haters are far more annoying than denim dan himself
>inb4 "denim dan you forgot your trip"

>> No.5912605

>>5912504
you go dude!

>> No.5912606

>>5912594
HOLY SHIT NO WAY. MIND = BLOWN

dude do yout hink i didnt do that already? only a couple of the sentences are big enough to be able to read but the rest are fucking small.

>> No.5912612

>>5912600
>>5912603
The issue is that dan makes the board worse by attracting haters. Who then shit up the board.

>> No.5912613

>>5912600
>>5912603
denim dan detected

>> No.5912623

>>5912606
pls go

>> No.5912625

>>5912567
HOW ARE KIDS SUPPOSED TO LEARN TO READ GOOD IF THEY CAN'T FIT INSIDE THE BUILDING

>> No.5912626

>>5912606
you are one dumb fuck

>> No.5912631

>>5912626
hey mang dont hate on mah gurl Pyrenees. choo don know her

>> No.5912641
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5912641

I AM REAL DIRTY DAN!

>> No.5912656

>>5912606
Reward for dumbest cunt goes to *drum roll*

>> No.5912661

>>5912594
I'm not a genie, man.

>> No.5912660

>>5912626
>>5912626
no, YOU are for thinking someone that goes to 4chan doesnt know how to open a damn picture.

>> No.5912681
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5912681

>>5912606
Here you go sugar tits. I made this for you since you require special help

>> No.5912698
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>>5912641
I'm the real dirty dan

>> No.5912927

>>5912681
>dat aspergers
>dat butthurt

Did dan rape him?

>> No.5913001

>>5912488
sup dyel sprezz nerd

>> No.5913057
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5913057

I should size down on the waist right?

>> No.5913084

>>5912681
Not sure if I should be impressed or depressed by the amount of effort.

>> No.5913106

>>5913084
You are underestimating just how much this anon hates dan.

>> No.5913130

>>5913057

tfw thought pic on left was the chest of a hair showing cleavage

>> No.5913132

>>5913130

girl* what the fuck

>> No.5913171

>>5913130
omg me too
and it's some guy with a pants boner :(

>> No.5913990

I might be the only person here that likes Denim Dan.

>> No.5914035

>>5912541

had a laff

anyone who pretends this shit isnt funny is Dan

>> No.5914042

>>5913990
nah dan is chill, he doesn't give a fuck

>> No.5914064

>>5912488
lol i just lurk a lot atm too