/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.17477412]

seeing these everywhere online, i think they’re fucking retarded, but what are your guys’ thoughts

[Anonymous No.17477521]

>>17477412
Fashion should really grow out of wacky shoes

[Good girls go to heaven, and bad girls go everywhere. No.17477523]

>>17477412
Will they make me taller?

[Anonymous No.17477587]

https://youtu.be/qnc_BIvQsT0

[Anonymous No.17477678]

>>17477412
Same energy as these TF2 soldier boots

[Anonymous No.17477682]

>>17477523
Let's just say your troupe will promote you from midget to head clown

[Anonymous No.17477685]

>>17477587
might be the funniest outfit I've seen in recent memory

[Anonymous No.17477725]

>>17477412
More chink plastic for landfills and the ocean yummy, thank you wholesome democratisation of fashion*, gonna wear these in my uberX to cop the yearly Kering group X Disney "Lunar New Year" collab :^)

*(Read: Algorithmication, wastefulness, and planned "having a moment" obsolescence)

[Anonymous No.17477732]

>>17477412
what's the point honestly? once these reach all those consumers, some chink is going to make reps. also, who the fuck is paying $350+ to dress like a clown? why do people think wearing shit that's "out there" is cool?

[Anonymous No.17477733]

>>17477725
Suprisingly based and accurate post

[Anonymous No.17477747]

>>17477412
((they)) really have you intentionally wearing low resolution clothing

[Anonymous No.17477781]

>>17477587
>>17477412
>>17477678
I will never call Iron Rangers clownshoes again

[Anonymous No.17477815]

>>17477732
>also, who the fuck is paying $350+ to dress like a clown?
excuse you, you're paying $350+ to dress like a robot boy

[Anonymous No.17477824]

>>17477781
shouldn't have ever called them that in the first place if we're being real. they only look like clown shoes if you don't know to go a full size down in size

[Anonymous No.17477900]

>>17477732
Why are you even here if you don't like fashion.

[Anonymous No.17477907]

>>17477824
>Didn't know this
>wear 8 because that's my shoe size
wtf why did the guy in the store do that.

[Anonymous No.17477909]

>>17477900
>you don’t even like fashion

[Anonymous No.17477922]

>>17477678
those at least look like shoes

[Anonymous No.17477949]

>>17477587
I thought they were a joke
holy shit hahahaa

[Anonymous No.17477951]

>>17477815
>also, who the fuck is paying $350+ to dress like a clown?
A clown of course

[Anonymous No.17477958]

they aren't even on sale yet why are you so desperate to advertise these

[Anonymous No.17477975]

>>17477958
No one with a functioning frontal cortex is going to buy these

[Anonymous No.17478041]

>>17477587
the absolute state of modern fashion

[Anonymous No.17478043]

>>17477587
get the fuck out of here lmfao

[Anonymous No.17478051]

>>17477412
>mschf

another hype piece of crap that clogs IG fashion - same with the Oakley shoes or jjjound

[Anonymous No.17478055]

>>17477900
ah, zoomie zoom newfag still "expressing" your "unique" "personality" via your "fits"

[Anonymous No.17478064]

>>17477587
Proof people will buy literally anything

[Anonymous No.17478065]

>>17477900
>fashion

[Anonymous No.17478076]

>>17477587
his shot to be a legend with an unfathomably based voluminous avant garde runwayesque fit and flopped.

[Anonymous No.17478092]

>>17477587

[Anonymous No.17478125]

mschf is a weird brand

[Anonymous No.17478160]

>>17478125
wow how zany and unique. i'll be sure to drop $950000000000000000 on this diamond of a shoe.

[Anonymous No.17478180]

>>17477958
this.

what you're supposed to do is post the item after it's 100% sold out.
then, if people say it's cool, you know no other people on /fa/ can get in on it too.
that is the effay way.

[Anonymous No.17478223]

>>17477587

[Anonymous No.17478280]

>>17477732
You can be out there and still fashionable. Obviously these are a joke, but not everything has to be safe and orderly. Life is already boring enough.

[Anonymous No.17478490]

so much dickriding on twitter too like these are dog shit please get serious

[Anonymous No.17478510]

>>17478280
This ain't a good place to start

[Anonymous No.17478514]

>Americans

[Anonymous No.17478659]

[Anonymous No.17478671]

>>17478055
this sentiment resonates greatly within me

[Good girls go to heaven, and bad girls go everywhere. No.17478678]

>>17477412
I actually think they're not as bad as everyone's making them out to be. I just wish they weren't so comically large, ruines the aesthetic and makes them look like clown shoes.

[Anonymous No.17478684]

>>17478659
looks like a piece of mental hospital furniture

[Anonymous No.17478703]

>>17477412
looks like shoes for people with clubfeet

[Anonymous No.17478715]

>>17478678
>I actually think they're not as bad
> I just wish they weren't so comically large, ruines the aesthetic and makes them look like clown shoes.
That's exactly why they are bad lol

[Anonymous No.17478742]

>>17478125

[Anonymous No.17478757]

>>17477678
they look like awesome wellington boots

[Anonymous No.17478765]

>>17477412
>anime board
>anime archive piece
>hate

[Anonymous No.17478768]

>>17477412
This is what (((fashion)) is. Cmon guys buy it, this it trendy!! It's 2023 and you don't own these?? Are you still wearing those 2021 sneakers goy-- buddy?

[Anonymous No.17478892]

>>17478768
they're definitely spending half their investment on marketing
I see an ad for these every few minutes on tiktok

[Anonymous No.17478901]

Wait until they're actually selling.

All it takes is a few goth/e-girls wearing these and there will be legions of smoothbrain simps attacking anoybody who says they're ugly

"bruh you mad no cap fr fr"

[Anonymous No.17478907]

>>17478901
Aye, just the other day I saw a girl wearing these >>17477678 in my backwards country town

[Anonymous No.17478908]

>highsnobiety
>copping
I thought that cringe 2015 hypebeast culture was dead already

[Anonymous No.17478944]

>>17478678
If they were normal size, you'd just look even more retarded and like a pedo. Looks like rain boots for children

[Anonymous No.17478964]

>fashion brand releases some stupid item as a joke
>Hypebeast and Highsnobiety start talking about it
>shit spreads to social medias
>99% of people say it's dumb as fuck and make fun of it
>bunch of avant-garde retards wear stupid item to get some attention on social medias
>item becomes sold out and now sells for 10x its MSRP on second hand websites
What's the name for this phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.17478970]

>>17477587
Looks like some back to the future outfit. When he goes into the future. Biff has that metal hat

[Anonymous No.17479021]

>>17478964

decadence

[Anonymous No.17479029]

>>17478964
Retardation

[Anonymous No.17479040]

>>17477412
Normalise cartoon character shoes.

[Anonymous No.17479102]

>>17478964
A comfortable existence under capitalism?

[Anonymous No.17479118]

>/fa/ criticizing fashion
oh please

[Anonymous No.17479125]

>"MSCHF IS AN ART COLLECTIVE THAT ENGAGES ART, FASHION, TECH, AND CAPITALISM. THE COLLECTIVE SUBVERTS MASS/POPULAR CULTURE AND CORPORATE OPERATIONS AS TOOLS FOR CRITIQUE AND INTERVENTION. MSCHF, AS A PRACTICE AND AS AN ENTITY, MANIFESTS THE AMBITION FOR CREATIVE WORK / A CREATIVE ENTITY TO WIELD REAL TANGIBLE POWER (IN CULTURE; ON THE WORLD STAGE; AS MEASURED AGAINST THE CULTURAL POWER HELD BY WORLD-STRADDLING COMPANIES, CELEBRITIES, AND MEDIA ENTITIES)."
This is the description of the brand. I really fucking hate this shit. Pure irony that is repackaged and repurposed to be sold to the sadomasochistic consumer in an act of blatant consumerism disguised as self-awareness. This is the "brand philosophy" of the bird that has learned to love its' cage. Absurdityy sold to maintain stricto sensu the relationship of commodity to consumer. The maintenance of capitalist commodity production within an age of vague "ironic and witty" anticapitalistic sentiment that is completely detached from the real world. "Why yes we sell overpriced novelty items under the global production management of MSCHF Product Studio, Inc.™ with the strict objectif of surplus value accumulation, but you see, we realise that we participe in this system, so we're subversive hihi".

[Anonymous No.17479133]

I like the creativity. 2000s-10s have been mainly quite shitty. I think these coming years we'll see some strong cultural expressions, out of the box and free thinking. Fashion, music, movies and such.

[Anonymous No.17479168]

Fashion is a competition of ridiculousness. What is fashionable is ridiculous, and what is ridiculous can be fashionable. What is ridiculous differs from era to era, thus there always being a disjunction in fashion taste from generation to generation. The younger generation adopts what the prior generation considers ridiculous as a gesture of rebellion. The older generation laughs at the younger generations ridiculous fashion sense, despite it being what is fashionable. You can notice this in fashion shows, where the ridiculousness is turned up a notch. What is ridiculous catches the eye due to its uncommonness, and by the time it becomes common, it is no longer ridiculous. To be fashionable: appear ridiculous, and be praised for it.

To expand on what is ridiculous, it can be a play on any of the following:

weird proportions
striking colors, material or patterns
throwbacks to older eras
asymmetry


Having exhausted all the proportions and textures, the current trajectory of fashion is toying with a fundamental aspect of reality: Shape.

[Anonymous No.17479185]

>>17479125
Kill yourself nazi

[Anonymous No.17479222]

>>17477412
>>17477521
>>17477587
>>17477725
>>17477732
>>17477747
>>17477815
>>17477958
>>17478041
>>17478064
>>17478092
>>17478125
>>17478659
>>17478765
>>17478768
>>17478901
>>17478964
>>17479118
>>17479040
>>17479125
>>17479133
>>17479168
>>17479185

COME
ON
FHQWGADS
I SAID COME ON FHQWHGADS
EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT
EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT
EVERYBODY COME ON FHQWHGADS

[Anonymous No.17479288]

>>17479185
>snowflake is triggered
oh boy

[Anonymous No.17479293]

>>17479185
At what point in the post did you manage to use your last two barely functionning neurons to draw the absurd conclusion that my post was in any way right wing?

[Anonymous No.17479302]

>>17478964
>What's the name for this phenomenon?
Jewish post modernity/capitalism

[Anonymous No.17479311]

I’ll be the first to admit I don’t understand fashion, but gotdamn those are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.17479312]

350 bucks for some ugly plastic shoes? People seem to become dumber and dumber.

[Anonymous No.17479316]

Some of y’all may not be familiar with MSCHF, but this is what they do. They release outrageous, gimmicky, random items every once in a while and they sell because they’ve garnered a bit of hype. They’re the ones behind the lil nas x devil nike shoes as well.

[Anonymous No.17479326]

These look like they'd give a mf trenchfoot

[Anonymous No.17479328]

>>17477412
It’s crazy how so many of y’all taking this so serious with all the “never going wear these,” and “it’s only for influencers.” This is obv not for you lol MSCHF always puts out crazy stuff because they can. It’s like an art piece. They not in the business of making performance or comfort footwear. Should be obvious by now.

[Anonymous No.17479358]

>>17477678
these are based

[Anonymous No.17479434]

>>17479328
/fa/ should be renamed /lookism/ because that's what retards think fa is.

[Anonymous No.17479624]

>>17479102
But anon, it makes me very uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.17479639]

>>17479293
>right wing
Stopped reading there, kys.

[Anonymous No.17479659]

They're actually pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.17479704]

>>17479659
can i take them to the gym?

[Anonymous No.17479749]

>>17477815
Shit, I got the perfect thing to wear with those.

[Anonymous No.17479871]

>>17479118
kek a classic

[Anonymous No.17479878]

>>17478742
oy vey shut it down

[Anonymous No.17479898]

>>17479639
Yeah of course you stopped reading there that's the end of the sentence

[Anonymous No.17479925]

>>17477412
Ugly

[Anonymous No.17479955]

>>17478964
Hypebeast faggotry 2.0

>Supreme brick
Fuck off I don't believe in this made up brand and their cash grab marketing stunts
>Anything people are shown on instagram and told to like after 2020/1 and stimulus checks
YES MY QUEEN

[Anonymous No.17480002]

moronic infantilism is what that is.

[Anonymous No.17480079]

>>17477587
>>17477412
>>17477678
>>17478659
>but doctor
>I am Pagliacci

[Anonymous No.17480087]

>>17477587
Homeless on top, clown on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17480105]

>>17477587
Could honestly work if you actually wore them with something that matched
Not that I expect anyone who buys them to be capable of that level of coordination

[Anonymous No.17480178]

>>17479168
underrated post

[Anonymous No.17480195]

>>17480178
To make contrast, workplace attire is the very opposite of ridiculous: perfectly proportionate, perfectly symmetrical, perfectly muted.

[Anonymous No.17480211]

>>17477412
>$350 for this
lmao

[Anonymous No.17480231]

>>17480211
>browse /fa/
>doesn't know what mschf is
hate tourists

[Anonymous No.17480236]

>>17477900
stop being a dumb faggot, this is not fashion

[Anonymous No.17480241]

>>17480236
>FASHION IS WHAT I SAY IT IS
post fit I wanna laugh

[Anonymous No.17480252]

They're not worth $350 but fuck it, better than the next shitty nike collab or whatever the fuck it will be. $350 for a new colour of af1 or these at least these look interesting; style aside.

[Anonymous No.17480301]

>>17479118
Sasuka, the guy from Infamous, PussyNigga69, Jerry, Yakub the Scientist, three manlets and JC Himmler. Ayo that looks like a :fire: za blackhole rotation fr

[Anonymous No.17480808]

where the fuck did these come from

[Anonymous No.17480841]

>>17477412
Looks like what I use to unclog my toilet after a particularly dry shit.

[Anonymous No.17480844]

the only person whose worn these well imo. everyone else posted has had horrible fits. doja cat has trashhh taste in clothes same with ed faggot

[Anonymous No.17480854]

>>17480844
Did you just fr post a thumbnail jfc

[Anonymous No.17480876]

>>17480854
yea what is the problem you need that image in 4k??

[Anonymous No.17480886]

>>17480876
this is an image board anon
Yes we want clear images

[Anonymous No.17480887]

>>17480876
It's a damn image board don't try to justify that weak shit

[Anonymous No.17480911]

>>17480876
you fucking moron trying to put your embarrassment onto other people. ipad kids like you are born with a computer in your fucking hand and you can't even understand how to use it. damn you are a waste of oyxgen

[Anonymous No.17480933]

>>17477412
I put my name on the notify list. Sick drop imho. Will probably end up wearing them one time, and then selling them for a quick 10x if I can.

[Anonymous No.17480945]

>>17480911
>adult using gay twink fashion board
yes im the waste of oxygen

[Anonymous No.17480950]

>>17480945
>child illegally posting on an 18+ website
nope it's still you

[Anonymous No.17480991]

>>17477725
top answer

[Anonymous No.17481013]

>>17479118
fashion communities across the world wide web tremble in fear of this image

[Anonymous No.17481075]

>>17480301
>Yakub the Scientist

my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.17481099]

i wouldnt buy them but i think theyre funny. i have yet to see anyone do much with fits for them

[Anonymous No.17481143]

>>17477678
I love troopers

[Anonymous No.17481220]

>>17477412
safety boots.

[Anonymous No.17481579]

One thing I dont get is how people cop them if tgey wasnt released yet

[Anonymous No.17481645]

>>17480876
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17481666]

>>17481579
The people who have them got them because they are influencers. With how much press these are getting, that promotion strategy has clearly paid off.

[Anonymous No.17481751]

>>17481666
Ohhh I get it

[Anonymous No.17481754]

>>17479125
Adorno would have shat all over this inane nonsense.

[Anonymous No.17482149]

>>17477412
Fuck off paid shill

[Anonymous No.17482168]

Fuck it. I'm copping them. Its only $350.

[Anonymous No.17482346]

>>17477412

[Anonymous No.17483579]

>>17478964
>>17479125
/thread
>>17478964
The DHL tshirt is performance art, specifically the sale of it. Getting an Instagram addicted hypebeast to spend $500 on a tshirt that makes them look like a minimum wage employee - which they probably are - is the exact kind of criticism Denma aimed for. Even moreso when you read how they acquired the rights for use of the DHL logo, although I'm sure money was involved at some point. I do appreciate the Hong Kong popup store however.

>now sells for 10x its MSRP on second hand websites
This is because its #ARCHIVE and #FIRE and from 16SS (?), so Grailed faggots can slap a sticker on it that says ARCHIVE and command 300% of what you'd normally pay for it.