EDC thread

[Anonymous No.17472006]

what mall-ninja shit do you carry on your pocket or on a bag? has it ever served any function?

[Anonymous No.17472009]

>>17472006
This thing. Have used it as a wedge to break apart glued together wood while working, use the tip also to rip open packages all the times and once I used it in a fight and fucked someone up.

[Anonymous No.17472010]

>>17472009
pry-bars are the most retarded-looking tool that is actually useful, how many knives and shit i've ruined for not having one of those around

[Anonymous No.17472032]

>>17472010
Yeah, I personally like the look of this one, all other pry tools look retarded

[Anonymous No.17472193]

>>17472006
>Leatherman knife
>fidget spinner

The absolute state of this board

[Anonymous No.17472506]

God damn do I wish I could carry here

[Anonymous No.17472564]

>>17472032
i have this one. looks normal imo.

[Anonymous No.17472597]

>edc thread again
*inhales deeply*

>inb4 handgun larp
>inb4 meme knives (butterfly, fixed blade)
>inb4 a million fucking tiny things nobody would ever need
>inb4 ridge meme wallet
>inb4 canvas wallet
>inb4 black leather gloves, ski mask, rope, etc
>inb4 multiple phones
>inb4 chang-backdoored noname phone with 30 cameras
>inb4 cash like a retarded boomer
>inb4 makeup (LONDON)
>inb4 cigarettes get cancer fggt
>inb4 mouth fedoras (pipe or vape pen)
>inb4 busriders post their faggy card
>inb4 multitool faggotry muh pliers never know when you're gonna need to open a wine bottle or file something down
>inb4 weebshit candies or mints
>inb4 non-apple wireless earbuds
>inb4 a hundred fucking keys on a belt clip to larp as a janitor
>inb4 blocking key profile like it fucking matters
>inb4 some obscure shit nobody can identify so people can ask about it and OP can feel cool
>inb4 muh lucky coin/talisman/buttplug/etc
>inb4 a full size fucking laptop (especially a thinkpad)
>inb4 faggy flip phones because muh retro technology
>inb4 nokia phone from 2003
>inb4 nobullychan
>inb4 field notes like a boy scout nerd
>inb4 OC spray like a woman
>inb4 brass knuckles like an edgy teenager
>inb4 strobe flashlight
>inb4 zippo
>inb4 nato strap
>inb4 g-shock like a fucking middle schooler
>inb4 muh fountain pen
>inb4 le pocket amp for muh IEMs

[Anonymous No.17472616]

>>17472597
We need a bingo sheet at this point. Oh and
>inb4 Faber Castell eraser

[Anonymous No.17472632]

[Anonymous No.17472639]

>>17472597
>vape
>flashlight
>zippo

[Anonymous No.17472753]

>>17472597
>>inb4 cash like a retarded boomer
the globohomo slave fears the boomer

[Anonymous No.17472754]

>>17472597
>>inb4 a full size fucking laptop (especially a thinkpad)
what did he mean by this? do people carry half a laptop? how do they use it?

[Anonymous No.17472758]

>>17472597
based

[Anonymous No.17472777]

>>17472597
lmao also
>grown ass man with their 200 dollars anxiety toy

[Anonymous No.17472882]

does man need anything else? i think not

[Anonymous No.17472883]

what's the ultimate zippo lighter?

[Anonymous No.17472984]

>>17472616
Whats the point of a fancy eraser?
If youre any kind of professional you'll use a pen, and if youre an artist you'll burn through it too fast to justify the cost

[Anonymous No.17473024]

>>17472883
The most basic one

[Anonymous No.17473064]

>>17472006
>what mall-ninja shit do you carry on your pocket
Steel Will F15-51 Resident

>bag
bags are for poorfags

>has it ever served any function
yes, approx once a month

[Anonymous No.17473086]

These are the things i always have on me if i drive, if i bike keys stay behind usually. If i have a bag camera will be with me as well.

[Good girls go to heaven, and bad girls go everywhere. No.17473123]

>>17472984
Nice taste in everything but the wallet. What's the phone?

[Anonymous No.17473142]

>>17472006
industrial fidget spinner

[Anonymous No.17473193]

>>17472984
the Metropolitan is based, but i would never take a fountainpen around, only for my desk, just shove a Jetstream Uni on my pocket

[Anonymous No.17473204]

>>17473064
>Steel Will F15-51 Resident
do you like them apples?

[Anonymous No.17473208]

>>17473086
nice torch with a reverse clip, has always wanted to run in a situation where i'm shoving one of those on a baseball cap like im McGyver or something

[Anonymous No.17473210]

>>17473204
Nope

[Anonymous No.17473264]

>>17472753
>thinks he's somehow not a slave because he chooses an outdated and inconvenient method of payment
do you seriously somehow think swiping a card is any different from handing over federal reserve notes? do you really think this makes you more "free"

[Anonymous No.17473291]

>>17473264
>do you seriously somehow think swiping a card is any different from handing over federal reserve notes? do you really think this makes you more "free"
obviously, the government doesn't know how i spend my money but does yours, yeah it's still not ideal but it's better

[Anonymous No.17473575]

>all these box knives and keychain torches
Is everyone in EDC a warehouse worker?

[Anonymous No.17473624]

I'm curious as to why some prefer pocket knives over multi-tools.

[Anonymous No.17473663]

>>17472006

[Anonymous No.17473664]

>>17473624
other tools are useless if all you do is open boxes

[Anonymous No.17473923]

>>17473624
multi-tools are simultaneously too bulky to be good pocket knives and not bulky enough to be good tools.

[Anonymous No.17474087]

[Anonymous No.17474099]

>>17473624
Is that an btr5

[Anonymous No.17474113]

>>17473086
which spyderco is that?

[Anonymous No.17474211]

>>17472597
edc threads btfo'd

[Anonymous No.17474248]

>>17474113
para 3 lightweight black, nice knife

[Anonymous No.17474306]

I don't carry a knife, i don't want to go to jail for stabbing a hobbo or some shit, get real people.

[Anonymous No.17474381]

>>17474306
>i don't want to go to jail
Thus you might inherit the land sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.17474402]

>>17473208
I mostly just like it for its size, i dont wear a hats very much but there have been some times when camping or something where the reverse clip has come in handy.

[Anonymous No.17474438]

is there a better and faster pocket notebook than a A7 with a lateral spiral? if there is i haven't seen it

[Anonymous No.17474462]

>>17474438
kawaiiii XD

[Anonymous No.17474534]

>>17474099
Yep, I use it both on my PC and smartphone

[Anonymous No.17474658]

>>17474306
>I don't want to go to jail
He says as he gets beaten to death on the street
>Migos
Absolutely cringe

[Anonymous No.17474671]

>>17473923
This and also theyre much heavier in the pocket.

[Anonymous No.17474698]

>>17474087
1998 larper with cash XD

[Anonymous No.17474703]

>>17474658
Ok, so now we are roasting other people's music tastes? faggot.

[Anonymous No.17474731]

>>17473086
Nice keys /fa/ggot
Now I can access your front door

>>17474087
I have not seen a blackberry in YEARS
Do you work in security? Pent testing by any chance?

[Anonymous No.17474741]

>>17474731
>Do you work in security? Pent testing by any chance?
this is of course a repost from earlier threads

[Anonymous No.17474878]

>>17474306
I carry a knife, but also a knifeless Leatherman Style PS.

[Anonymous No.17474977]

[Anonymous No.17475001]

>>17474977
is that AIDS prepping medicine?

[Anonymous No.17475016]

>>17475001
Clonazepam & Pregabalin.
Come to Scotland and I'll sort ye oot, bro.

[Anonymous No.17475047]

>>17472639
>>17472984
>>17473624
>>17474306
>>17474977

AHAHAHAHA!!!! THERE ARE ADULTS ON THIS BOARD WHO DONT OWN A CAR!!!!

[Anonymous No.17475079]

>>17474087
i think you might be a real pedo

[Anonymous No.17475116]

please do not bully me.

[Anonymous No.17475117]

>>17473291
>the government doesn't know how i spend my money
you can't seriously believe this. also, you must not have been paying attention for the last couple decades.

[Anonymous No.17475238]

>>17475116
Nice cornes de vache, nobullychan. I like it better than the time only one.

[Anonymous No.17475251]

>>17474087
This pic makes me laugh every time I see it and it's been years now

[Anonymous No.17475417]

>>17475047
Missing your daily dose of metadata today, FBI-kun?

[Anonymous No.17475476]

>>17474248
I'm thinking about getting a sage 5.

[Anonymous No.17475497]

[Anonymous No.17475543]

>>17472984
pixel 4a

>>17473193
its the ballpoint version that takes g2 refills. I have the fountain pen version in silver but dont carry it around

>>17475047
Car key is in the keyholder, its 90s so it fits. Also youre a tremendous faggot

[Anonymous No.17475545]

>>17475543
first reply meant for >>17473123

[Anonymous No.17475580]

>>17474087
>>17474741
>>17475116
what ink is in the pen

[Anonymous No.17475785]

>>17475117
if you don't use cash and a phone, the government knows nothing, all the data the government has is because you are willingly giving to them

[Anonymous No.17475831]

>>17472984
rings make you look like a faggot metrosexual in the deepest closet.. anything else is based

[Anonymous No.17475981]

>>17475497
nice grappling hook

[Anonymous No.17475993]

>>17475981
>nice grappling hook
where? you mean the spinning top?

[Anonymous No.17475996]

>phone
>wallet
>headphones
>keys
Simple as

[Anonymous No.17476002]

>>17474087
red team spy larp is my favorite image on the internet

[Anonymous No.17476259]

>>17473664
MT has a safer box cutter that will prevent you from cutting your main package in the future when using a traditional knife

>>17473923
>>17474671
The difference between both is objectively insignificant.

[Anonymous No.17476337]

>>17476259
a multi tool is much much heavier and bulky compared to a light knife like a benchmade bugout. I already find my left pocket to have too much in it and thats only knife, small light, a tiny wallet, and sometimes keys. A multi tool would probably be useful sometimes i just dont think its worth the weight and bulk

[Anonymous No.17476345]

>>17476337
I'm 100% sure that you won't notice any difference if you switch out your knife for a multi-tool

[Anonymous No.17476500]

>>17476259
>>17476345
>The difference between both is objectively insignificant.
There is a measurable different in weight and considering just how light some pocket knives can be, it can even be a significant difference.
It's only insignificant for you and surely others but at the end of the day it's a matter of opinion, but there is a significant, noticeable and measurable difference in weight between typical MTs I've used in the past.

[Anonymous No.17476603]

>keys
>wallet
>watch
>something to communicate with
>favorite pen
>current books
>journal
>satchel to carry everything
>8" blade knife
>walking stick
Most of it fits in the satchel, but I keep the knife on my belt under my robes. I like to make sure the handle isn't under my tunic in case I need to draw it quickly (usually happens when I run out of mana and can't use my staff anymore). My party calls me a fag for the satchel, but our rogue literally wears a fanny-pack.

[Anonymous No.17476637]

>>17472193
Yeah I can't believe we aren't shitting down this guys throat
I blame zoomers

[Anonymous No.17476709]

>>17474977
>Landmine and Butcher tabs
>Clonazepam
>Pregabalin
I like the cut of your jib anon, where can i get clona from?

[Anonymous No.17476847]

>>17476500
This is the knife I used to carry. It weighs 230g, while the multitool weighs 250g, it's not a significant difference.

[Anonymous No.17476850]

>>17475116
yep, that's a bullyin.

transition into maturity fully anon. burn away the parts of you that need to wither. sacrifice makes you strong

[Anonymous No.17476860]

>>17475116
also pyw hazbin fag

[Anonymous No.17477062]

>>17476850
I don't even know what some of that shit is. 3 pens and a pencil case? Why?

[Anonymous No.17477296]

>>17475116
>Faber Castell meme eraser and pencils
>shitty stickers
You can't post this and then ask not to be bullied, you knew what would happen.

[Anonymous No.17477370]

>>17477296
you are clearly a new fag

[Anonymous No.17477376]

>>17477370
My favorite anime is The Simpsons.

[Anonymous No.17478284]

>>17476709
Online mate. I'm in Scotland and use a UK based illicit pharmacy. No need for dark web shit, if you search for benzos for sale on the surface web a load of retailers have sites that look like totally legit pharmacies.
I've got a good connect through being in the system for years. Good luck, anon.

[Anonymous No.17478320]

>>17477370
>DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM??

[Anonymous No.17478328]

You guys recommend me a utility knife under $70 /k/ is pic related

[Anonymous No.17478412]

>>17475116
>>17474741
What pen?

[Anonymous No.17478902]

Real current favs.

[Anonymous No.17479135]

>>17474703
He's listening to "RAP TOP 50 GLOBAL" on a chink phone lol, he should be bullied.

[Anonymous No.17479155]

>>17479135
What music do you listen to?

[Anonymous No.17479160]

>>17478328
What do you want when you say "utility knife"?
If you mean a replaceable blade utility knife in the tradie sense, just get a Milwaukee fastback at home depot.
If you want a hard use folder, get a cold steel sr1 lite.
If you want a fixed-blade general purpose knife, get an Ontario sp-2.

[Anonymous No.17480583]

Bump

[Anonymous No.17481650]

>>17475497
why the compass? he doesn't even have a pencil to go with it, only going to draw circles without straight lines?

[Anonymous No.17481733]

please bully me

[Anonymous No.17481772]

>>17472006
I carry 12 years of martial arts training and regular full contact sparring of minimum 2 hours a week

no, it's never served any function except to sometimes make me look like someone kicked my ass

[Anonymous No.17482666]

>>17481733
based mavica chad

[Anonymous No.17482682]

>>17481733
>>17482666
nvm you have your benz fob on a Mazda lanyard

[Anonymous No.17482683]

>>17482682
I got a few lanyards when I worked at Laguna Seca, and I also own a Mazda

[Anonymous No.17483587]

>>17478328
what do you need a utility knife for? if it's basic shit then no need to ask and so get something cheap like this.

I'm a jeweler/work in a workshop, I carry this for my day to day shit.

[Anonymous No.17483591]

>>17474306
how much/are those earbuds? are they good? need some decent workout buds.

[Anonymous No.17483624]

>>17483591
It's the Jabra Elite 75t, i bought them 4 years ago, so there are probably way newer models.
That being said, they work great on android, they have some noise cancelling, good sound overall, the battery is never down, and they don't look douchebaggy imo... I do recommend the brand.

[Anonymous No.17484001]

>>17483587
>Extreme Ops
aka. going go buy groceries and taking a stroll in the park

[Anonymous No.17484662]

>>17484001
lol I agree. again, strictly bought for the work/shop, of course disregard the gay/larper knife print

[Anonymous No.17484854]

dont talk to me or my edc ever again

[Anonymous No.17485801]

>>17484854
does this work to open boxes and peel potatoes and apples? it looks qt

[Anonymous No.17485821]

>>17485801
Looks like an ergo nightmare.

[Anonymous No.17486922]

>>17474977
nice cards, is that a NFC tag? same on the other side?

[Anonymous No.17488194]

Bump

[Anonymous No.17489136]

>>17472006

[Anonymous No.17489297]

>>17473086
How many pantspockets have you wrecked with that Gerber?

[Anonymous No.17489364]

>>17478902
Leatherman AND Victorinox? Stop it.

[Anonymous No.17489378]

>>17472006
Cute coin.

[Anonymous No.17489604]

multitool psyop

[Anonymous No.17489836]

>>17489136
not bad pry bar that doesn't look too much like a meme

[Anonymous No.17489887]

>>17474977
based and peated

[Anonymous No.17489889]

>>17472883
The one you have with you.

[Anonymous No.17489923]

>>17472616
>$175
I knew you guys were dumb but you’re fucking retarded if you own this

[Anonymous No.17489965]

>>17489923
>I knew you guys were dumb but you’re fucking retarded if you own this

This anon >>17475116 has it and has clearly been using it. They also have a $45,000 watch, so I can't imagine they care about a $175 eraser.

[Anonymous No.17489979]

>>17474658
Why do you people live in such a fear? Are you too poor to get out of the fucking Rio de Janero Slums or are you all fucking suburban cry baby’s who fear for their lives when a homeless person asks for some coins?

[Anonymous No.17489997]

>>17475047
joke's on you, nerd, i hotwire cars that aren't mine

[Anonymous No.17491301]

Bump

[Anonymous No.17491538]

>>17475497
What do the bearings belong to?

[Anonymous No.17491546]

Do people really carry anything but their iphone/airpods and keys? I live a short walk from my office so I don't even drive.

[Anonymous No.17491551]

>>17491546
You're obviously not an American. I feel so sorry for you with your walkable city, functional public transportation and lack of need for firearms.

[Anonymous No.17491557]

>>17491551
>functional public transportation
Americans overrate how functional public transport is in Europe, but it's pretty good for how much (or little) you pay.

[Anonymous No.17491619]

>>17472006

[Anonymous No.17491664]

>>17472006
Can't be assed to take a picture, but I turned into a fountain pen fag a few years ago, and over the past year I have completely fallen in love with Kaweco sports. Sure, they are not the nicest pens out there, but for a fountain pen they are extremely practical and hard to beat for ~$25. I lost a couple of somewhat expensive pens by carrying them around in my pocket like a dumbass (a lamy 2k and a 1911 realo), so I figured if I can't bother to learn better habits, I can at least switch over to carrying a cheaper pen that's actually made to carry in your pants pocket. I have absolutely no regrets since, and their stub / "calligraphy" nibs are pretty good too (and cheap!)

[Anonymous No.17491682]

>>17491619
>Santiago
love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.17491688]

>>17491551
Do you guys actually carry firearms in pocket of your fucking Levi's? lmaoo

[Anonymous No.17491719]

My pocket lint collectors

[Anonymous No.17491845]

>>17474087

>bump keys
>jigglers
>No lishi

Either larp or huge skill issue

[Anonymous No.17492380]

recommendation on a flashlight? nothing stupid powerful or clunky. is Olight good?

[Anonymous No.17492588]

Anybody got any suggestions for a small folding knife? I was looking to maybe get a benchmade bugout 2 but I'm keen to hear any suggestions

[Anonymous No.17492660]

>>17491719
Good taste in candies but other than that pretty bad taste.

[Anonymous No.17492661]

>>17491538
Good taste all around, keep it up anon.

[Anonymous No.17492676]

sick fidget spinner OP. Where can i get it?

[Anonymous No.17492688]

>>17492660
>but other than that pretty bad taste
please elaborate, why?

[Anonymous No.17492689]

>>17489965
He's probably never cared about anything ever, he just uses his parents money for everything.

[Anonymous No.17492693]

>>17472597
>inb4 a full size fucking laptop (especially a thinkpad)
What's wrong with this?

[Anonymous No.17492695]

>>17475116
Which Vacheron is this?

[Anonymous No.17492727]

>>17472984
is that a seiko 5 sport?

[Anonymous No.17492757]

>>17475116
damn imagine having a nice faber castell thingamabob pencil case whateverthefuck that is and putting tranny stickers on it

[Anonymous No.17492765]

>>17492757
That's Elsa, the tranny tripfag that posts on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.17492775]

>>17492695
Corne de Vache 1955.

Looks like the strap was swapped with a black alligator one.

[Anonymous No.17493429]

>>17491546
most of these are LARPers putting a bunch of random stuff they don't carry in a photo so strangers on the internet will think they're cool.

[Anonymous No.17493432]

>>17491546
Need laptop and related paraphernalia for work

[Anonymous No.17493534]

>>17489836
another. more compact.

[Anonymous No.17493937]

>>17472006

[Anonymous No.17494185]

>>17493937
Hunter Biden, that’s you?

[Anonymous No.17494257]

>>17493937
>german leather goods and firearm synergy
>italian eyewear and car synergy
>international crack pipe
based

[Anonymous No.17494261]

>>17493937
>>17494257
oh that’s a benzo key, my mistake not an italian car

[Anonymous No.17494270]

>>17492775
Thanks

[Anonymous No.17494833]

>>17489364
Thats a Style PS (no blade) and a Pioneer (no scissors, no tweezers, no file). So non redundant.

[Anonymous No.17494941]

>>17494833
Get something proper then.

[Anonymous No.17494953]

>>17494941
I own lots of shit. I prefer the Style PS because gives me the option tu carry something bladeless into some places where a blade is not allowed, and it has a carbiner so i can even quickly detach it if im going into a place where not even scissors or tool are allowed (and leave it in my checked luggage or at car, bike etc).

Different people live different lifes in different places, so we have different needs, anon.

[Anonymous No.17494956]

>>17494941
I love my squirt. I punched a hole in the leather pouch for it so O can keep it in there and have it on my keys without it gathering as much lint.

[Anonymous No.17494964]

>>17481733
/p/ here, damn that is one uber-trash digishit, at least get a proper early olympus or that swiveling Nikon 4500

[Anonymous No.17495158]

>>17472984
Pencils are better than pens

[Anonymous No.17495618]

>>17474087
Surprised how many newfags are replying

[Anonymous No.17495790]

>>17495158
Yeah. Try signing something or writing fast something on your hand with a pencil.

[Anonymous No.17496185]

>>17493937

[Anonymous No.17496203]

>>17495158
>>17495790
absolutely MOGS both pens and pencils

[Anonymous No.17497572]

>>17495790
Garbage use cases

[Anonymous No.17497693]

>>17491619
I want a Santiago

[Anonymous No.17498108]

>>17472758
>>17475831
>>17482666
>>17489887
>>17494257

[Anonymous No.17498257]

>>17475497
today was the first time in all the times seeing this posted that i noticed the penis

[Anonymous No.17498314]

>>17498257
That's his arm

[Anonymous No.17498427]

>>17498314
sure bud

[Anonymous No.17498450]

>>17498108
Hahaha epic meme my friend xD very epic

[Anonymous No.17498586]

Why do you guys carry so much shit with you?

[Anonymous No.17498618]

>>17498586
Work adds at least
>Laptop, charger, dock
>Headset, pass
>Notebooks and pen
>umbrella

[Anonymous No.17498641]

>>17498586
i'm tired and for a moment i thought your wallet was transparent

[Anonymous No.17498646]

>>17498641
It was originally raw undyed leather so all the color is 100% patina from time. It was cool to see the leather transform in real time. But I think now it looks kinda ugly so I'll probably get a new one
Open to recs

[Anonymous No.17498688]

>>17498586
>grippy pick in case of wild axe encounters
Top tier preparedness. Those bitches can be slippery.

[Anonymous No.17499263]

>>17498586
very nice. Tom Ford makes really nice wallets, there's a reason Amex chose them to package a wallet for the Centurion.

[Anonymous No.17499300]

>>17472984
>>17473086
>>17474087
>>17474306
>>17474977
>>17475116
>>17475497
>>17481733
>>17493937
All of them work at McDonald's
And are probably virgins

[Anonymous No.17499321]

>>17493937
based

[Anonymous No.17499347]

>>17499300
imagine getting so riled up and mad about some joke posts and ancient board memes, kys newfag

[Anonymous No.17499351]

I want a fountain pen but I'm afraid of it spilling ink everywhere
The only time I use a pen nowadays other than writing shit at home is when I go back to uni for exams and it splurging ink spaghetti everywhere during it is a phobia that is probably unreasonable&unfounded because I never had a f. pen.
Also because my handwriting is shit tier pic rel.
Should I pull the trigger and like buy a Lamy safari ?

[Anonymous No.17499353]

Simple pocketknife and pens in my bag. Anything else is a larp.

[Anonymous No.17499355]

I want a fountain pen but I'm afraid of it spilling ink everywhere
The only time I use a pen nowadays other than writing shit at home is when I go back to uni for exams and it splurging ink spaghetti everywhere during it is a phobia that is probably unreasonable&unfounded because I never had a f. pen.
Also because my handwriting is shit tier pic rel.
Should I pull the trigger and like buy a Lamy safari ?

[Anonymous No.17499412]

>>17499355
Σκασε

[Anonymous No.17499431]

>>17499412
παρε μου μια μεγαλιωδη πιπα κωλοβουτυρομενε αραπη.

[Anonymous No.17499459]

>>17499355
I only write with fountain pens.

They don't spill ink at all.

[Anonymous No.17500237]

>>17498108
>taking the time to make this
>not self-reflecting on faggotry

[Anonymous No.17500333]

>>17473024
based

[Anonymous No.17500362]

Dumping mine and some others I've saved. Sucks I'm late; love EDC threads

PicRel is mine from a couple years back.

[Anonymous No.17500364]

>>17500362
Was high af on shrooms when I took this one. We thought it looks space-age, lunar-core-ish

[Anonymous No.17500367]

>>17500364

[Anonymous No.17500369]

>>17500367
Saved from a jewelry thread. Liked this dude's setup

[Anonymous No.17500370]

>>17500369

[Anonymous No.17500372]

>>17500370
Karambit is autistic, but oh well

[Anonymous No.17500376]

>>17500372

[Anonymous No.17500377]

>>17500376

[Anonymous No.17500384]

>>17500377

[Anonymous No.17500385]

>>17500384

[Anonymous No.17500388]

>>17500385

[Anonymous No.17500390]

>>17500388

[Anonymous No.17500391]

>>17472009
Think I saved this from you. Loved how industrial the machining looks on it. Shame they don't make this model anymore.

[Anonymous No.17500397]

>>17500390

[Anonymous No.17500464]

>>17475116
how you tried out for the FBI yet, spy larper kun?

[Anonymous No.17500526]

>>17500384
nice fake Goyard, where did you buy it?

[Anonymous No.17500739]

>>17500391
You can get Chinese ones online for like 50$

[Anonymous No.17500819]

>>17500526
Lol Shit literally came from the paris boutique, but thanks bro

[Anonymous No.17500821]

>>17500397

[Anonymous No.17500828]

>>17500821

[Anonymous No.17500829]

[Anonymous No.17500830]

>>17500828
Current EDC

[Anonymous No.17500832]

>>17500830

[Anonymous No.17500858]

>>17500832
>"can't afford a Rolex" Rolex lookalike
>old balls leather wallet
>under $5000 car keys
>knife, because I aM DaNgeRouS
>mini-knife DaNgeRouS x2
>hand holding a knife amulet DaNgeRouS x2

[Anonymous No.17500864]

>>17500858
>I open packages with my teeth: the post

[Anonymous No.17500871]

>>17500864
I use my keys, like most people.

[Anonymous No.17500880]

>>17500858
I've unironically posted multiple of my rolexes in this thread already, but thanks. Here, check out another one of mine. Maybe someday you'll be able to suck enough men off to afford one lol.

The "amulet" is inherited. Some of us actually have families that did and accomplished shit, instead of just being #1 toilet cleaners like your family.

And not dangerous, but still would rather be caught with a knife than without one. Much better than your strategy of letting tyrone rape you and take your wallet.

Also, the key knife is tiny and only really for opening mail/boxes and bringing into secure areas/govt buildings where you arent allowed knives.

Also

> Spending $50k on a car that loses half its value as soon as it leaves the lot

Retard detected

[Anonymous No.17500884]

I have the nicest watch in this thread.

Yes, it Is a REAL Speedmaster directly from the boutique.

[Anonymous No.17500888]

>>17500884
meme wallet
do better

[Anonymous No.17500892]

why is it always "i open packages" the defense
HOW MANY FUCKING PACKAGES DO YOU NIGGERS OPEN IN A DAY ?
do you work at amazon warehouse or as a border inspector ?
makes sense if you do open 1000 funkopoop boxes though, thats the kind of cumguzzling faggot that posts in edc threads, literally look at all my shiny garbage I use to larp like the spy whore (gender unknown) with the green tablemat and the vacheron
at least admit you live in a nigger infested city or something (if you do you are retarded to use a knife, just get a gun)

[Anonymous No.17500908]

>>17500884
The new speedmaster is alright, the "co axial" movement didn't justify the massive price increase.

Anyways, check out my sub, which is much nicer

>>17500892
Who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.17500933]

>>17500884
now that's a watch i do respect (the rest is trash tho).

[Anonymous No.17500937]

>>17500880
>Spending $50k on a car that loses half its value as soon as it leaves the lot
Nobody actually cares about that if you drive it

[Anonymous No.17500948]

>>17500880
>I've unironically posted multiple of my rolexes in this thread already
All of them basic trash

>Maybe someday you'll be able to suck enough men off to afford one
Like you do, kek

>The "amulet" is inherited. Some of us actually have families
A family of faggots, that's what you have. Did your gay uncle fuck you in the ass in exchange of the amulet?

>And not dangerous, but still would rather be caught with a knife than without one.
Like you would impress anyone with your weed cutting knife. You sound very insecure.

[Anonymous No.17500955]

>>17500880
>Spending $50k on a car that loses half its value as soon as it leaves the lot

A car loses most of it's value in the first two years, you can buy good cars for 50K.
Also, have fun driving your shitty ass Kia wearing your "multiple" Rolexes, that will impress people, loser.

[Anonymous No.17500965]

>>17500880
>The "amulet" is inherited. Some of us actually have families that did and accomplished shit, instead of just being #1 toilet cleaners like your family.
kek

[Anonymous No.17501071]

>>17500937
I don't disagree, and I don't really care for cars, which is why i drive a fairly plain one

>>17500948
>All of them basic trash
Lets see yours, since you care that much. Oh wait, you don't have any.

> You sound very insecure.
Lol in what way? All I did was post my EDC (because you know, thats what the thread is for ) and you're hating on others people's cars and watches because they actually left their parents' basements and are actually successful, unlike yourself. Sounds like you're the insecure one.

I say this because I want to help you: Brush the cheeto dust off your man tits, take out the butt plug, and go outside. Meet people, get a job, don't be a miserable cunt. Maybe you'll actually make friends one day and not just be a shitstain on an internet board lol

>>17500955
Its a WRX, but thanks. And I don't wear watches to impress people, I have them because I enjoy them and to flex on losers like yourself lol

[Anonymous No.17501178]

>>17501071
>Its a WRX
Oh my!

[Anonymous No.17501971]

>>17476847
that’s cause it’s a garboknife. i’m not even being an elitist. an $8 opinel is awesome

[Anonymous No.17501982]

>>17500362
Walled ID?

[Anonymous No.17502044]

what leather wallet can i buy thats actually good for under 50$

[Anonymous No.17502046]

>>17492588
spyderco dragonfly 2 or ladybug if you want super small

[Anonymous No.17502143]

>>17500397
Pen brand?

[Anonymous No.17502146]

>>17500397
Id that a moded cadet anon? Very cool.

[Anonymous No.17502148]

>>17472006

[Anonymous No.17502158]

>>17502044
There are a lot of cool used wallets on that lost baggage site. That's where I bought my Maison Margiela

[Anonymous No.17502178]

[Anonymous No.17502399]

>>17500237
>taking the time to write this
>not self-reflecting on faggotry

[Anonymous No.17502607]

>>17502143
Grimsmo

>>17501982
Was from a company called bull and ram co on etsy, but unfortunately it seems they no longer exists

[Anonymous No.17503259]

>>17472006
Gun
Spare mag
flashlight
lighter
space pen
memo pad
swiss army knife
kershaw skyline
keys
wallet
phone

[Anonymous No.17503317]

>>17500828
>>17500390
>>17500384
>>17500362

Nice watch

[Anonymous No.17503475]

>>17500858
>>knife, because I aM DaNgeRouS
>>mini-knife DaNgeRouS x2
>>hand holding a knife amulet DaNgeRouS x2

The thread is literally called "Mall ninja shit" dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.17503479]

>>17503317
Thanks, love my Damasko DC66

[Anonymous No.17503664]

>>17473663
knife?

[Anonymous No.17503702]

>>17472006
this tiny 6cm SAK

purpose: picking my teeth after eating mostly
also filing nails sometimes

[Anonymous No.17503842]

>>17500739
you got a link for a man

[Anonymous No.17505318]

THINN

[Anonymous No.17505359]

How are people carrying 50 things in their pockets?

[Anonymous No.17505387]

>>17505359
That's a tiny gun. Tiny peepee.

[Anonymous No.17505403]

>>17505359
Strong boomer vibes, are you in you 50s/60s?

[Anonymous No.17505421]

>>17505387
I think the inverse is the stereotype.

>>17505403
Man I'm 28.

[Anonymous No.17505437]

>>17505421
>Man I'm 28.
With Maui Jims, a chevy, mall designer wallet and a bb handgun, don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.17505440]

>>17505437
And why am I supposed to prove I'm not a boomer?

The only thing that upsets me about your description is that a 9mm is a bb gun, that's what /k/ is for.

[Anonymous No.17505619]

>>17474977
Based riváč enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17505630]

>>17472006
I have a basic swiss army knife with a blade, bottle opener, and a corkscrew plus the traditional tweezers and toothpick. One unit depth so very compact. it's called the Waiter. I use it regularly. Comes in handy all the time.

I also carry a small usb rechargeable streamlight flashlight, very useful. That's it though, nothing else besides keys/phone/wallet.

[Anonymous No.17505641]

>>17505359
Not pictured: the sling bag and fanny pack they use to haul around all their useless shit.

[Anonymous No.17505665]

>>17505641
Nothing wrong with a man purse.

[Anonymous No.17505926]

>>17505641
Imagine not having a man bag.

[Anonymous No.17506416]

>>17505926
I have a tote, but I still don't see why that would be on my edc if it takes the trip to my office and then it sits there.

[Anonymous No.17506470]

>>17473024
this, but slim

[Anonymous No.17506628]

>>17506470
they dont make butane inserts for the slim ones so that sucks about them.

[Anonymous No.17506765]

>>17472883
>what's the ultimate zippo lighter
a BIC

[Anonymous No.17506832]

>>17473064
bags are for poorfags? i’ll use a shopping cart i guess then ? tf u on
>>17506765
kek

[Anonymous No.17506833]

>>17506832
Kill yourself brother

[Anonymous No.17506976]

>>17506416
My pack of tissues just sits in my bag...until I need it.

[Anonymous No.17506987]

>>17505359
I can smell Old Spice from here

[Anonymous No.17506989]

Just a small, slightly rusty pocket knife, if I ever get to use it again the guy is getting tetanus. I had to use it once, around 2016/17 when the Pokemon Go craze was still going and I was like 16, one day 2 kids younger than I was wanted to take my phone from me, they didn't exepct any resistance so as soon as I reached for it and started swinging it and trying to stab them they ran away.

[Anonymous No.17506991]

>>17506989
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.17506992]

>>17506991
you should spank my bussy with those manly arms

[Anonymous No.17506996]

>>17506989
>if I ever get to use it again the guy is getting tetanus
I'm pretty sure the word is titanus. Nice story tho.

[Anonymous No.17507038]

>>17506987
Jokes on you, that perfume shit gives me migraines.

[Anonymous No.17507063]

>>17506832
>bags are for poorfags
Any luggage is for poorfags.

>shopping cart
fucking hell, are you even serious?

[Anonymous No.17507068]

>>17500908
>check out my sub
2-tone is utter plebian
Just choose the color, or buy both.

[Anonymous No.17507073]

>>17507038
>Flexing your weak veins.

[Anonymous No.17507206]

>>17491682
Holy BASED

[Anonymous No.17507220]

Not enough guns here. You guys need to strap up if you're based and red pilled. You look like faggoty foreigners with your lack of pistols

[Anonymous No.17507392]

>>17507073
Yep, I'm bragging about smells ruining my day.

[Anonymous No.17507639]

>>17507220
In Europe we fight with our bodies. It's way more intimate than firing a gun at someone.
When we fight we stare into each other's eyes and feel every thrust from each other's blows.
Guns look cool and can certainly dump some heavy loads into a man, but there's nothing more beautiful than the feeling of a fist connecting with another man's body. We're extremely masculine in that sense.

[Anonymous No.17508014]

>>17502158
which site is that?

[Anonymous No.17508084]

>>17507639
Sounds like something a salty eurocuck would say.

[Anonymous No.17508480]

>>17472006
These threads are so fucking funny and homoerotic lol, people posting the contents of their pockets in a vacuum as if it's reflective of a mythical idealised #RuggedAesthetic version of themselves

This is a fashion board old men either post your clothes or fuckoff, your kydex and rolex's impress no one but other snoomers it amazes me the same 20 people come back to repeat this thread, literally the digitial equivalent of Dale bragging about his new mower to Hank. Animewhoreslaughing.jpeg

[Anonymous No.17508519]

>>17508480
Oooooh you so owned those boomers!

Why don't you come back when you have a cool gun or watch to post. Until then, you impress nobody.

[Anonymous No.17508520]

>>17500832
I like that wallet.

[Anonymous No.17508543]

>>17508519
What counts as a cool gun, I'll do my best to find one. I don't want to be called a boomer in my late twenties.

[Anonymous No.17508555]

>>17508519
Bruh u typed this unironically? Don't forget to use code RUDY20 for 20% off your next ManlyBox purchase containing cigars, whiskey, and collectable coins lmao. I'll be sure to purchase something with wood grips or chronographs though, that seems to be the formula to success, measured in 40 year old men going "Nice"

[Anonymous No.17508737]

>>17508543
>What counts as a cool gun
Nothing short of unobtanium. That being said and speaking of guns in these threads, it's always hilarious how they show no signs of wear whatsoever. Do people really carry guns they never fire?

[Anonymous No.17508807]

>>17508737
You throw a couple hundred rounds through a carry when you get it and maybe a box or two through it once a month. Otherwise they don't show much wear with all the polymer and modern coatings. For example, I've had this knife for 2 years and use it regularly but the fancy meme steel barely corrodes and the scales don't really wear all that much. I've sharpened it maybe 4 times because it holds an edge like crazy.

[Anonymous No.17508817]

ITT non-Americans butthurt about not being allowed to have an AR-15 for around the house and for shooting coyotes and other manly shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09foimdM9XY

[Anonymous No.17509255]

>>17502178
what is that squid bracelet? id ?

[Anonymous No.17509269]

>>17478902
ID on Pen?

[Anonymous No.17509546]

>>17500370
>the bond arms derringer
oh no no no.mp4
>>17508807
Modern guns (and even old ones, it's not about age, it's about quality) can go with minimal wear. Some passed brutal tests for the JCP program (https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/jcp.htm)) and Beretta specifically doubled down on everything, so 20k rounds became 40k, including stuff not listed there (such as burying the gun in sand/mud/water at given temperature for X hours and then firing Y mags without inconveniences, corrosion tests against various agents were also doubled in duration). I have one well over 20k rounds and the wear is minimal, there's a couple of dents on the slide, some tiny darkening on the main firing group's polymer due likely from TP +P+ rounds and the typical lines on the safety/decocker. So yeah I'm aware they can be quite sturdy, but autismos like the infamous one I quoted always post high res pics of stuff with zero sign of use. And others post Glocks claiming thousands of rounds without a hint of pig nose, except perhaps on a 43 I saw. Plus this thread has always been 90% bait and 10% bona fide turbo autists, pic related.

[Anonymous No.17509574]

>>17508084
You're spot on. We do produce a lot of fluids during physical engagements that have a distinctly salty taste.

[Anonymous No.17509618]

>>17508737
I've put tens of thousands of rounds through handguns I carried daily. The only wear I've seen is on the muzzle facing portion of the slide.

Most modern gun's finish will hold up fine as long as you do your maintenance. Hell, my fencing foil still shines like new after some love.

[Anonymous No.17509628]

>>17509618
>>17509546

[Anonymous No.17509640]

>>17509628
Yep. I've put almost 30k through this one and carried it almost daily for 3 years in a plastic holster.

[Anonymous No.17509937]

>>17474698
>>17473264
>>17472753
>>17472597
>inb4 cash like a retarded boomer
>cash like it's 1998
>the globohomo slave fears the boomer

It's called the complete anonymity and autonomy of real physical untraceable cash, unlike the virtual and institutionally (bank or government seizure of accounts for civil disobedience during Covid for example in certain countries) controllable mediums in debit and credit for transactions.

[Anonymous No.17510617]

>>17508543
>>17508555
Of course it's silly, but it is no more silly than any other aspect of fashion. Now post something cool or leave.

[Anonymous No.17511691]

>>17509255
It is called a Tesbih or Tasbih. Basically, they are Muslim prayer beads. An acquaintance brought it from Hajj, gifting it as is custom. This one has has silver workings, along with red and blue paint, made to resemble coral and turquoise. I customized it with the silver tassel tip at the end.

[Anonymous No.17511728]

>>17509640
>>17509618
Are you a mercenary or why do you need to carry around a gun everywhere?

[Anonymous No.17511736]

>>17511728
Probably lives in a <90% white area

[Anonymous No.17511740]

>>17511728
If you're European you won't get this but we have violent crime in US cities. Because we have so many guns in the US, many of the violent crimes in US cities involve guns.
Therefore, many highly insecure men who live hundreds of miles away from cities get guns to protect themselves in the off chance that some violent criminal feels the need to drive ten hours to commit crimes in a dying town in the middle of a cornfield.

[Anonymous No.17511750]

>>17511740
Or maybe they get attacked by a bear or a mountain lion.
Even in Star Trek they carry phasers on away teams even if they're not expecting any trouble. It's the American way, it's the Starfleet way.

[Anonymous No.17511755]

>>17511740
>>17511750
Oh, I thought it was mostly when they want to kill themselves. That was my guess based on their suicide rate.

[Anonymous No.17511764]

>>17511755
It actually is a pretty handy way to check out. Europeans have to learn to tie nooses or find tall buildings. Even suicide by cop is very difficult outside the US.

[Anonymous No.17511766]

>>17511764
>Even suicide by cop is very difficult outside the US.
Not if you're a minority.

[Anonymous No.17511860]

>>17511728
It's really pretty simple. I have to go into people's houses for work, sometimes those people aren't the best and the neighborhood isn't great, I have a gun.

[Anonymous No.17512765]

>>17475251
It's gotta be nearly ten years old at this point

[Anonymous No.17512872]

>>17500871
Most people own a box cutter you neanderthal

[Anonymous No.17513166]

>>17511766
nigger

[Anonymous No.17513587]

>>17513166
I'd like to see you come to the gym and say that to my face
You wouldn't believe how quickly I'd pull you back into the schoolyard and inflict every bullying horror on you
You'd be like "how can this be, people call me sir and I have a car and a bank account?!" while I'm pummeling you with my avenging fists of anti racism

[Anonymous No.17513689]

>>17473624
the weight savings mostly, multi-tools are heavy.
what ear pods are those?

[Anonymous No.17513709]

>>17513587
seethe

[Anonymous No.17513724]

>>17475047
i get driven around, pauper.

[Anonymous No.17513741]

>>17472006

[Anonymous No.17513835]

New thread soon

[Anonymous No.17514733]

>>17513724
Yeah, on public busses to your McJob.

[Anonymous No.17514770]

>>17472597
>inb4 cash like a retarded boomer
Stopped reading. Can't even be bothered to.. just stopped reading.

[Anonymous No.17514772]

>>17472883
The one that produces a flame

[Anonymous No.17514776]

>>17475047
>trying to jump into an argument isn't happening

[Anonymous No.17514778]

>>17472006
>phone
>Dickie's wallet
>keys
>zebra pen
>dollar store comb
>smart watch
no knife, no gun, I live in a white city

[Anonymous No.17514822]

>>17514778
>Dickie's
pleb tier

>wallet
pleb tier

[Anonymous No.17514921]

>>17500370
what phone is that?

[Anonymous No.17515423]

>>17500370
get rid of the derringer and get a switch gun with .22 wadcutters

[Anonymous No.17516043]

>>17473624
cool wallet anon, what brand?

[Anonymous No.17516274]

>>17500884
notebook looks tattered as fuck just finish it and get a new one larper