/milslurp/

[Anonymous No.17168709]

Why aren’t you buying milsurp, anon? It’s cheap, timeless, and masculine.

[Anonymous No.17168713]

looks quite stupid tbqhwymf&f

[Anonymous No.17168719]

>>17168709
>inb4 atomic spergout

[Anonymous No.17168735]

>>17168709
>cheap, timeless
That went out the window ~10+ years ago. The days of walking into the store and seeing a whole rack of NOS WW2 field jackets/shirts in your size are long over. Hell, it's getting harder to find the last of the 80's era surplus because:

>end of the Cold War and large conscript armies
>existing surplus inventory finally exhausted from decades on the market
>security fears of gear ending up in the wrong hands (terrorists, any type)
>most countries already pre-disposed to destroying old gear or gifting it to allies/clients (Ukraine) as an act of goodwill
>normies would rather buy commercial gear from civie companies like REI, patagonia, etc. which might actually be better for their purposes
>military surplus has a bad reputation among normies anyways (USGI is no longer a marker of quality, not even to the intended military-minded audience: see all the tacticool gear companies increasingly copying fashion industry marketing techniques)
>red flag laws making it risky for (You) to have that much military paraphernalia

I've been in this trade for longer than some of you shitstains have even been alive, and that's accounting for the time you spent as your fag daddy's jizz in his shriveled up balls so don't @ me zoomer retards.

[Anonymous No.17168824]

I have a DPM parka coming in sometime this week which will be nice to wear when fall comes around. Any tips on how to style it?

[Anonymous No.17169180]

>>17168709
You mean larp thread?

[Anonymous No.17169319]

>>17168735
is this a copypasta?? Ive seen it before

[Anonymous No.17169400]

>>17169319
It will get posted as many times as necessary because it's still true. IDGAF facts don't care about your feelings!

[Anonymous No.17169402]

>>17168709
If you're loving weapons and war so much please go to Ukraine or middle east.

[Anonymous No.17169413]

>>17168709
Just did, m65 on the way nigger

[Anonymous No.17169414]

>>17169402
lol the average milsurp store customer is a disgrace. Last time I passed by the last remaining milsurp store in my shitty military base town, there was:
>naruto headband wearing weeb
>several vid relateds
>schizo ranting about ayy lmaos beaming brainwaves and the FBI doing nothing
>one very sad boomer wondering where it all went so wrong

[Anonymous No.17169452]

>>17168735
>>17169319
>>17169400
So you have a capypasta prepared for everytime there's a thread about milsurp... like once a year?
Seek fucking help, you autist.

[Anonymous No.17169493]

>>17169402
>Fighting for jews
Nah

[Anonymous No.17169543]

>>17169493
>wearing clothes made by joos for war

You're a contradicting person.

[Anonymous No.17170150]

>>17169452
>the actually diagnosed asperger is back
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.17170417]

>>17169319
He used to post on /k/, but apparently they got sick of his schizo shit and banned him and now he's shitting up /fa/. I have his rants filtered but I'm on my phone at work now.

And guess what I'm wearing to work? Cut-off BDU pants made into shorts and a brown GI tshirt.

[Anonymous No.17170446]

What's more likely?
>as time goes by, things that were once common become rare because of use and therefore more valuable due to basic economics of supply and demand
>there is a massive conspiracy to destroy everything I like

>>17170417
>people who post things I don't like are schizos
lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.17170450]

>>17170446
Yeah, lol lmao even at how you got banned from a board ruined by Ukraine-obsessed /pol/tards because even they don't like you.

[Anonymous No.17170454]

>>17170450
Nobody even discusses milsurp anymore on /k/ because your fashion faggotry got run out by anyone with a lick of common sense who actually goes outside. It's the same aesthetics /fa/ggots from this board of weaklings and spectrum inhabitants, not that they do a good job of even hiding it as seen by (You).

[Anonymous No.17170462]

>>17170454
Holy shit you're pathetic dude. If you don't even like /fa/ why are you here? You claim to "go outside" but with your weird fixation on people with autism even by 4chan standards I somehow doubt that.

[Anonymous No.17170473]

>>17170462
Kick the autistic is America's favorite game!

[Anonymous No.17170474]

>>17170462
lol gottem!

[Anonymous No.17170515]

>>17168709
I'm not a vet or a virgin/larper

[Me !1n6WugqKa6 No.17171130]

>>17168709
i hate the military why do you want to look like that

[Anonymous No.17171250]

>>17171130
Nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.17171305]

>>17171250
If you're loving weapons and war so much please go to Ukraine or middle east. Stop larping.

[Anonymous No.17171318]

>>17171305
I'm weapon/war agnostic because I'm neither a larper nor a coward. I buy milsurp because I'm poor lol

[Anonymous No.17171345]

>>17171318
>I buy milsurp because I'm poor lol
lol indeed. Milsurp hasn't been cheap in years, especially if it's some combination of
>high quality
>fashionable/normal looking
>in normal person wearable size
So yes, you're poor because you're fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.17171659]

>>17169414
not sure why you spam this webm. just looks like an average lad?

[Anonymous No.17171673]

>>17171659
Nigga got arrested for the capitol spergout. His court records indicate he's unemployed too.
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.17171676]

>>17171659
>that
>average
The absolute state of milsurp /fa/ggots, everyone. This is exactly why milsurp is the modern day fedora lol

[Anonymous No.17171680]

>>17171676
show me average, then

>>17171673
there are lots of unemployed people

[Anonymous No.17171698]

>>17168709
Vietnam camo looks better.

[Anonymous No.17172042]

>>17171659
that thing does not look average
he's repulsive

[Anonymous No.17172940]

wearing full milsurp in public is tryhard regardless of your credentials or how often you go innawoods.
One or two military pieces mixed with normal stuff is ok in public but save the full blown commando stuff for the woods

>>17170454
One could argue theres more shut-ins, degenerates, furries, trannies, and weaklings on /k/.
Its definitely the most obese board and /fa/ being the most anorexic probably I dont think theres any debate on that

[Anonymous No.17173125]

If they want more people to donate their bodies - they really should start making some uniform clothing that isn't shitty again.

I guess the shitty amorphous camo bag is actually way better camo than if it fitted well and had a nice shape.
But camo doesn't really need to be worn in all situations either, especially not for the US military.

[Anonymous No.17173161]

>>17173125
I think most camo is ugly, looks larpy, and draes too much attention majority of the time when all im doing is camping and shooting targets.
/k/ calls this impractical and ugly but if i wore camo theyd say im a tryhard larper.
Youre damned if you do damned if you dont about anything regarding aesthetics on that board

[Anonymous No.17173249]

>>17168709
Defund the military they’re nothing but licesned killers

[Anonymous No.17173253]

>>17173249
what do you think they're supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.17173313]

>>17172940
/k/ shares a portion of the /fa/ userbase, particularly the terrorwave zoomerkiddies. When they graduate high school or somehow age into the legal gun owner range they end up looking like >>17169414

[Anonymous No.17173331]

>>17173161
And here on /fa/ if you dress like a normal person or even a semi-functioning adult they call you boring, autistic, or boring. The only commonality in taste on 4chan is they hate whatever you like lol.

[Anonymous No.17173514]

The closer you are to an urban center worth a damn the more homosexual milisurp become. It's also not as durable or timeless as you think. US digicam will always be shit, Flecktran is kinda gay now, and degenerates are attracted to it.

I think it's more effay when it's up-cycled.

[Anonymous No.17173621]

>>17173514
>>17168735
>>17171345
yep all the best looking milsurp is so expensive now for the money youre better off getting repros with modern fabric or military inspired designer stuff

[Anonymous No.17173625]

>>17173621
The average milsurp wannabe fashionista doesn't even pick good items that make any sense most of the time. Usually they just slap on whatever is the most expensive thing they could afford at their local overpriced surplus store (99% of the time it's fucking flecktarn) regardless of it fits then hurrrrr history. These are exactly the sort of aspergic wastes that can't pass a lower college level history class to save their lives but think that knowing all the different guns and planes from their milspo video games means they have a "deep knowledge of history".

[Anonymous No.17173633]

>>17169414
Most people that shop milsurp places are airsoft spergs and for some reason that hobby has deep ties with weebs. There are weeb sites dedicated to making cringy patches of anime girls with guns. I think it has to do with weebs knowing deep down how faggy they look so they try to emasculate themselves with "guns." Also have you met airsoft hobbyists? Even the ones that aren't weebs are some of the most spergtastic, socially inept people I have ever met.

[Anonymous No.17173639]

>>17173633
Reason is that japanese made airshit. There's no more airshit places near me btw since zoomerkiddies would rather play fortnite and their parents don't want the kids to become a #hashtag lol.

[Anonymous No.17173640]

I'm bored as fuck so let's see how good /fa/ is. Hit me with your best fit for pic related, a jungle jacket modified to have arm pockets.

[Anonymous No.17173642]

>>17173161
I agree. In my opinion anything camo, or khaki goes in the trash. The only redeemable milsurp pieces are vintage od green and black boots but only if you are going for a stoner/hippy/vietnamvet look

[Anonymous No.17173643]

>>17173640
It's also been spray painted with black on the outside in a rudimentary diy camo pattern.

[Anonymous No.17173647]

>>17173633
That's most milsurp customers. Then there's me, the patrician historical collector who buys the shit you didn't even know exist to sell to my fellow curator chads so I can take your crush on a date before assfucking her and still have cash left over. lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.17173649]

>>17173640
everything about this is perfect I pair with weird baggy pants

[Anonymous No.17173650]

>>17173642
OD green all the way! preferably waxed

[Anonymous No.17173847]

>>17168709
One bit of fashion advice I knew instinctively as a kid is that, if you have never served in the military, you really shouldn't wear more than one milsurp article at a time. It is super cringe.

[Anonymous No.17173987]

>>17173847
>LARPer gatekeeping

[Anonymous No.17174269]

>>17173847
more like only one piece of camo when in public. most people wear old af milsurp its not really stolen valor

[Anonymous No.17174423]

>>17173847
You were a special school kid, weren’t you?

[Anonymous No.17174722]

Fuck off. I don't want you faggots to make milsurp even more scarce. Go back to whatever awful fashion trend there is now.

[Anonymous No.17174726]

>>17174722
Damage is done.

[Anonymous No.17175030]

>>17173649
lol should I add a naruto headband too?

[Anonymous No.17175189]

>>17175030
bandana or bucket hat

[Anonymous No.17175191]

>>17175030

[Anonymous No.17175192]

>>17173640
consider ghurka shorts, monkey pants, or kangaroo pants

[Anonymous No.17175194]

>>17173640

[Anonymous No.17175196]

>only milsurp items i own
>too embarrassed to wear them anywhere except my local gun range
i already look like a larp fag in one public space and i think thats enough

[Anonymous No.17175199]

>>17173640

[Anonymous No.17175201]

>>17175189
Not trying to go for a reenactment or it would be too easy.

[Anonymous No.17175202]

>>17171345
>thinks the milsurp market in his country must be the same as others

I can tell you're a fat retard

[Anonymous No.17175203]

>>17175196
See >>17173625
That's (You).

[Anonymous No.17175204]

>>17175202
In other countries it's even worse since it's been exported to the west or literally burned up to stop terrorism (most actual shithole nations, especially Africa).

[Anonymous No.17175208]

>>17175203
um ok cool i guess? i just like milsurp bro idk what to say

[Anonymous No.17175209]

>>17168709
Stolen valor.

[Anonymous No.17175211]

>>17175208
>i can only afford two incredibly common, unfashionable pieces
ftfy

[Anonymous No.17175215]

>>17175211
?

[Anonymous No.17175227]

What's even worth getting from a miltary supply store that isn't a backpack?

[Anonymous No.17175231]

[Anonymous No.17175258]

>>17175227
Nothing. Surplus stores are a 100%+ loss as in you'll also lose the time you wasted looking around.

[Anonymous No.17175263]

>>17174269
wearing military clothing is never stolen valor.
pretending you served or wearing medals is stolen valor.
wearing lots of military clothing is more precisely called "cringe."

[Anonymous No.17175273]

>>17175263
One component of the cringe is being accused of stolen valor based on a snap judgment.

[Anonymous No.17176660]

>>17171130
I served and deserve your respect, shitstain

[Anonymous No.17176749]

>>17173125
how do I find that jacket but not in the 400 dollar range

[Anonymous No.17176776]

>>17176749
Buy used.

[Anonymous No.17176784]

didnt' see this thread before starting my own -- ID on the boots on the right?

[Anonymous No.17176803]

>>17176776
ok but where

[Anonymous No.17176864]

>>17176803
not telling

[Anonymous No.17177165]

>>17176749
when you say that jacket do you mean a tanker jacket or one from that particular brand?
i'd assume the former but it's never safe to assume on /fa/.

[Anonymous No.17177914]

>>17177165
either or