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Seriously, how do you dress to get these kind of chicks? Going to a goth club next month and need some inspo. I'm jacked and got military boots, and I've listened to The Cure's entire discography.

>> No.17034558

>>17034542
call up joe for tips…worked for me
Bill

U.S marine corp 1976-1978 SEMPER FI
1967 Plymouth roadrunner “the beast”
2018 Ford F-150 king cab-the daily
2020 Buick Enclave- the wives :lol:

>> No.17034569

>>17034542
sleeves and 10/10 hair

>> No.17034571

>>17034542
Like Daniel Craig in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

>> No.17034577

Dress like her dad or her professor

>> No.17034579

>>17034577
Or, just dress like her.

>> No.17034604

Be masculine but also cute
Have a bunch of tattoos
Also be +6'
Works for me

>> No.17034607

>>17034604
Oh and I just wear black metal band shirts and slimfit pants

>> No.17034632

>>17034542
>ankh
>pentagram
>cross
What aesthetic is she going for? Retarded?

>> No.17034656

>>17034632
Well, she is a woman...

>> No.17034683

>>17034542
The Top is a good and underrated, albeit fucking weird and drug-fueled, album. That's all I've got to contribute to this.

>> No.17035013

>>17034542
First of all you need to be very skinny but still have at least some muscle

>> No.17035270

>>17034542
tall, very skinny, dress like you're homeless but in all black. messy hair. lots of clothing layers (hoodies, jackets)

>> No.17035281

>>17035270
Nope

>> No.17035289
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17035289

>>17034542
you dont

>> No.17035290

FULL.

RICK.

>> No.17035294
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17035294

>>17034632
Beni from the mummy.

>> No.17035300

>>17035281
are you goth? are you a girl?

>> No.17035461
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17035461

I have a goth party to go, what /fa/ think of this shirt? what's the name?
also i'm bald

>> No.17035465

>>17035461
that will be a good look man just make sure you’re short and scrawny and wear ill fitting pants

>> No.17035466

>>17035465
i'm average height and slight fit but a shirt like that will cover it all
what's the name of that type of shirt though? can't find it online

>> No.17035469

>>17035461
This shit looks like teenage cringe from 2006.

If you're not goth, then just wear some blacks jeans and a regular black or grey shirt or even t-shirt.

>> No.17035472

>>17035469
it's a 2000 era party, dressing emo will be all the fashion

>> No.17035478

>>17035461
>also i'm bald
unfortunately goth and alt chicks in general are not very fond of bald guys.

>> No.17035481
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17035481

>>17035472
So that's a massive theme? And "mainstream" goth look, like the hot topic look you posted, has changed, and there are many different looks within goth. You'll just look like a dork. The black metal look hasn't change so much, and is much cleaner, simple, and aesthetic.

>> No.17035483

>>17035478
If you wanna be bald and goth you tend to have to be older, buffer, have a beard, and play the drums in a band. It's the only way.

>> No.17035497
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17035497

>>17034542
Be this guy.

>> No.17035510

>>17034542
these girls can't be pulled. they deem one unwitting dude worthy and stalk him into a meet cute

>> No.17035544
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17035544

>>17035481
I'm not the OP, most people on the place will look like they belong on some anime event
I'm just saying that pre-2000 there were all sorts of nu-metal bands and either they looked like MCR or Limp Bizkit

>> No.17035558

you need to have a personality desu

>> No.17035568
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17035568

>>17035558
So true

>> No.17035595

>>17035510
Sounds like my ex tbqh

>> No.17035607
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17035607

>>17035294
Based mummy poster

>> No.17035664

>>17035568
I have none of pic related and I get those compliments all the time. Perhaps you just have a shitty personality

>> No.17035674

be the big tiddy goth gf you wish to see in the world

if everybody is wearing enough black eyeliner, gender becomes irrelevant and we can all just be moody together

>> No.17035678

>>17034542
you could you know, look at photos of people within the club to see what people dress like

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17035750

>>17035289
>>17034542
Post moar goth gfs

>> No.17035762

>>17034542
THIS IMAGE IS A GIRL COSPLAYING AS DEATH FROM THE SANDMAN SERIES BY NEIL GAIMAN

IF YOU WANT TO ATTRACT GIRLS LIKE THIS YOU SHOULD READ MORE COMICS

>> No.17035784

>>17035300
Nope, but I bang goth chicks on the regular

>> No.17035789
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17035789

>>17034542
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1GD1Osft5TvkCfq60eujuu?si=13846bdb38744b59
Listen to their music. Not lil peep

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17035790

>>17035789

>> No.17035791
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17035791

>>17035789

>> No.17035793
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17035793

>>17035789
based wave gothic treffen Leipzig. Begins in 9 days actually

>> No.17035795

>>17035497
he gives a bald goth hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
I kneel

>> No.17035813

>>17035461
Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg-Core

>> No.17035829

honestly, everyone saying be confident is sorta right but i would say that its more like being in sync with who you are and that showing.

however, exp has shown me that strangely you start off on a similar point with these girls but they end up cashing out for people that appear more plain and hyper masculine.

my ex was really insecure when I was "out dressing" her. i wore the same not-rickowens shit everyday while she spent more than i ever have looking straight from the discount bin at hottopic.

its quirky at first an then you realize is less about the fashion / culture and more about masking the severe lack of self care. but that just from me, i could have just had a bad track record with chicks but some of the partners my exes date came out of left field

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17036116

I'd say go Mosleymode and add some tall military boots and maybe some slightly baggy jet black jeans. just remember that being a goth when you're a man means wearing all black with military boots, anything more is incredibly cringe

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>> No.17036249

>>17036116
agreed. this is the look.
>>17034542
don't overthink it and keep it simple. don't overdo it. if there's one thing that makes women dry up downstairs it's men who put in too much effort. be a little nonchalant in ur approach.

also, like others have pointed out itt, goth girls (and women in general) tend to go for masculine men in good shape, preferably muscular, so they at least FEEL as tho u can protect them. when women say they like skinny dudes or dad bods, don't listen to them. higher bf% may be good long term, but only after a chick has been feeding u once u've sealed the deal and are actually dating exclusively for a while, as this is when u both gradually neglect ur looks and get comfortable looking a little shabby since u're not on the market and "out of the game".

what women say and do are very different things. women don't know what they want, usually, or they miscommunicate their desires at least. maybe it's a strategy to throw off and deter tryhards, maybe it's them just being sadists who enjoy messing up our heads.

either way, don't take their word for anything; pay attention to their ACTIONS, as that's the only thing that counts, at the end of the day - especially in ur case, since u wanna seduce them w/ an approach that gets u the results u want.

>> No.17036373

Depends if you are talking about actual goth chicks or zoomer nu-goth posers.
I have no clue about actual goths, I rarely meet any, but they either strike me as autistic virgins or giga sluts.
As for zoomer posers, just have a good music taste and shit on their (often) garbage taste, then show them some good shit with mixtapes or playlists, they are all insecure posers so they will eat it up.

>> No.17036392

just date any zoomer and tell her to dress like that

>> No.17036674

>>17035789
Very based, but nu-goth zoomers won’t understand if it isn’t emo rap or some shit like molchat doma or whatever that’s called. At the very least maybe you could play the 3 or so Cure songs that hit the radio

>> No.17036680

>>17034542
I fucked a goth girl once. Good lord she was fucking amazing. Like I've fucked around quite a bit and she's still on my mind amazing. She was also into poetry and philosophy like crazy ( actually made her read me some while I was fucking her ). Incredibly fucked in the head though.

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>>17035750

>> No.17036727

>>17035790
I will never have an average looking goth gf :(

>> No.17036732

>>17035791
Wow more

>> No.17036993

>>17036727
Find an ugly insecure nerdy girlfriend and convince her to dress goth. Even hideous girls often look amazing after their goth transformation.

>> No.17037302
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17037302

>>17036732

>> No.17037331

>>17034542
some girl that looks just like this added me on insta after I went to a metal show, I don't even know how she found me
just go out dude and have ur own style brah

>> No.17037420

>>17034542
You need just a hint of this style on you to show that you know what is this all about and you're not some random perv. Weird hair is a big plus because it shows some dedication; at least don't comb it (but you cannot be just dirty).

>> No.17037438

wear doc martens and hang around the manga section of barnes and noble

>> No.17037524

>>17034542
holy fuck lmao. if you need to ask shit like this don't even try. also you're better off being seasoned on Deftones discography rather than the cure. zoomy tik tok goth sluts only listen to 90s nu metal garbage

>> No.17037537

what do goth girls smell like

>> No.17037584

>>17035664
but you dont get pussy

>> No.17037794

>>17037537
Damp, musty, spilled coffee, cigarettes, cheap heavy cosmetics and perfume, stale sweat. Crusty panties. Dirty/wet feet in shitty stockings and shoes reek like death.

They're a bit rough desu

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17038116

>>17034542
just b urself!

>> No.17038175

>>17037794
>cigarettes
>stale sweat
>cheap heavy cosmetics and perfume
mostly these

honestly, they fuckin reek. also, the more extravagant they look, the worse they smell

>> No.17038520

>>17038175
You must have get lucky with the most desperate ones, congrats I guess.

>> No.17038672

>>17038175
NEED

>> No.17038693

>>17037537
Bat guano and hairspray

>> No.17039172

if you dress yourself in an authentic and stylish way some portion of goth chicks will love it. in the real world, their romantic partners aren't all dressed in all black and combat boots or whatever. sometimes its a faggot in a champion hoodie. sometimes they look like tyler the creator. just follow your taste.

>> No.17039488

>>17039172
True for all things mostly. The only way to “how to extract X”

>> No.17039556

>>17035568
Based

>> No.17039562

>>17035289
holy FUARK

>> No.17039572

>>17034542
ocbd, kakhis, and an interest in gothic culture

>> No.17039594

>>17035483
Hell no, I don't want to be goth, I just want to be with goth women.

I wear dark-framed glasses and I sport an Ivy League preppy style. I don't do skin bald because it doesn't look good on me. I just rock a balding buzz cut instead. I think women my age don't mind that.

>> No.17039596

>>17037302
She's so pretty. What's her IG?

>> No.17039617

>>17039594
poser ngmi

>> No.17039643

>>17036674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1SguK7rSTM

throwin fos up in da sky my soulja cryy

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>>17035789

>> No.17039801

>>17039765
IG?

>> No.17039997
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17039997

Just be slim, have some hair and wear black shirts, it can be a band shirt, they like clean, if you got tatoos that is a plus, but not exactly necessary, my hair isn't too short nor too long, and girls in goth clubs love me even though I don't have tatoos too.

>> No.17040278

>>17038116
love them

>> No.17040831
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>>17035789

>> No.17040921

>>17039997
a lot of guys from 80s goth bands loved to play soccer for fun

>> No.17040927
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>>17034558
based

>> No.17040928

>>17037302
>>17039765

anyone got the social media on these two beauties?

>> No.17040958

>>17034579
definitely not
they hate themselves, why would they want another version of them

>> No.17040963

>>17040958
Good point but some of them want a mentally ill bf

>> No.17040964

>>17037794
yep. theyre quite disgusting.
they never exercise too so they always have gross skinnyfat bodies underneath their corsets

>> No.17040969

>>17040964
Exercise is for posers and normies simple as that

>> No.17041023

>>17034542
Just match with them on Tinder

>> No.17041101

>>17034542
As long as youre into whatever theyre into and can have fun with them thats about all you need, especially in clubs where what matters the most is vibing 2 da music

>> No.17041375

the pain of being bald and no longer having the goth floof. Could be worse though

>> No.17041633

>>17041023
they don't use tinder

>> No.17041636

extra extra tight shirt to show off your roided muscles
pants are optional

>> No.17041908

Lmao grow the fuck up and try to get normal not smelly crazy molested with daddy issues chicks.

>> No.17041934

>>17034558
fpbp

>> No.17041948
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17041948

>>17034542
Sleaze

>> No.17041953
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>>17041908
>molested with daddy
*by daddy

>> No.17042287

>>17038116
Why did this made me laugh so much

>> No.17042302
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17042302

Dress like this or >>17035481
just keep it simple and have nice hair.

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17042643

>>17034542
Sorry, you got to look like these lads

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>>17042643
or, alternatively, like HIM

>> No.17042647

>>17034542
Try getting a personality

>> No.17042822

E-thots are not goth. Fuck off with this shit already. Goth is dead, it died in the late 00s.

>> No.17042856
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17042856

make a playlist with pierce the veil and bring me the horizon, some nu metal and send it to her. it works
also
>piercings
>dressing in black
>wearing boots
>being tall
>being skinny
>long hair
>tattoos
I look like this and the only women that want me are bisexual alt girls in their early 20s

>> No.17042936

>>17042822
try late 90s, but yes

>> No.17042942

>>17034542
>Seriously, how do you dress to get these kind of chicks?
I just exist
Seriously the weirdest women get attracted to me

>> No.17043407

>Massively into goth shit
>Don't dress like it

This is the worst form of power level hiding.

>> No.17044012

>>17034542
these girls don't exist outside, they are purely a makeup exercise and will age into a significantly more boring attention whore just like the rest

>> No.17044122

>>17035789
>>17035790
>>17035791
>>17035793

They look like trash or shitty NPCs from borderlands.

>> No.17044364

>>17042856
>the only women that want me are bisexual alt girls in their early 20s
Same but the only thing you and I have in common is that we're both skinny.

>> No.17044372

>>17034542
If you're a twink, rock victorian goth stuff.
If you're jacked, ditch the faggy look and go full rivethead. I wear Crye multicam black, a fishnet shirt, a 3M mask and welding goggles. I never go home alone.

>> No.17044387

>>17034558
Should zoomers be culled?

>> No.17044453

getting into the music scene for girls, you're a massive faggot

>> No.17044640

>>17044122
Same, so perfect

>> No.17044713

>>17034542

Serious answer: don't stray that far from what you normally wear comfortably. I'm not saying roll in there dressed preppy, but don't massively alter your normal look.

This isn't a "just b yourself c:" spiel, but Women can totally pick up on the subtle insecurities and inconsistencies in the way you carry yourself. If you aren't normally goth, don't overdo it or you'll come across as a tryhard insincere faggot basically. Just wear a darker colored version of more or less what you usually wear.

They tend to go for conventionally masculine men desu so you'll be fine if you're jacked.

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17045293

>>17042645
OR this guy. Some business casual goth even

>> No.17045316

>>17042643
>>17042645
>>17045293
I'm better looking and more fashionable than these posers tho
It's OVER

>> No.17045336

>>17045316
Based damn posers, hate then

>> No.17045339

>>17044372
Sounds cool. Pics?

>> No.17045356

>>17044453
The music sucks besides that one sisters of mercy song, zoomers saved the subculture

>> No.17045359

https://yewtu.be/S02L0AJ4KQI?t=2
On a related note do you think she posts here?

>> No.17045616

>>17045359
normies reee, she's right though

>> No.17045628

>>17045616
Mommybat is always right.

>> No.17045634

>>17045628
>1 day ago
she is probably in this thread right now making that video

>> No.17045654

>>17045634
Really though she even mentions image boards in the vid. There's no way she doesn't post here.

>> No.17045852

>>17034542
I did not read every comment closely but what I did read would make any goth cutie scoff.
"Dress masculine, have tattoos, etc. etc."
Man FUCK that shit. What you need is a pair of BALLS. I'm talking some big ol fuckin NUTS in between those legs. A couple billiard balls tumbling around in that sack! Some jingling sleigh bells! (metaphorically of course).

These women are basically putting their entire social acceptance to the wind and you think they're just looking for some guy who's conventionally handsome? If they really wanted that they would go the "party girl" route every other girl who's fucking male model wannabes did.
You gotta match their confidence and emotional energy. You have to not give a FUCK and have some grapefruits for testes. Ideally this translates into what you wear but it is honestly less important than your attitude. Obviously don't be a dickhead but be excited to toe the line of what is socially acceptable with the underlying message of "I think you're hot. I don't give a flying shit if you turn me down or if I embarrass myself, and I think you need to go out/come home with me."
Honestly don't even be so afraid to say something like that out loud.

You have no idea how many times I've seen beautiful goth women be with the least physically impressive dudes ever because they had some courage and gusto.

>> No.17045903

>>17040831
he or she is cute
would

>> No.17045984

>>17045852
Nah man don't toe the line, just walk right over it.
Toeing the line is for pussies who want to think they're hot shit, just do whatever the fuck you want. What are people gonna do, kill you, put you in jail? Bitch please, who cares?

>> No.17045986

>>17045852
Yeah, this.

Plus those girls can smell bullshit from a mile away. Attracted some goth cuties walking home by myself at like 2AM.

>> No.17046160

>>17034542
Why?

Pretty to look at.
Even better to hold,
But if you love her,
You forfeit your soul

>> No.17046279

>>17040958
i pull these kind of girls and i just dress alternative. Piercing and tattoos help a lot but this place is flooded with virgins so they dont like that.

>> No.17046320

>>17034542
You sound like such a poser fuccboi lol

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17046728

>>17035789
>Wave Gothic Treffen
that starts next week in Leipzig actually
https://www.wave-gotik-treffen.de/english/bands.php
crazy to see a mention about it here

>> No.17047193

>>17034542
how to get alabaster skin like that? Has to be makeup?

>> No.17047849

>>17042645
Chad. The art of being masculine yet feminine equally perfect

>> No.17048020

>>17034542
Slim black jeans, preferably ripped
Good metal band tee. Vintage/pre worn feel. High cut arms if you actually have nice arms.
Tattoos like nobodies business
Lip and nose piercing. Never eyebrow.
Nice black slip on work boots
Smell amazing. No bodyspray. Shower, deodorant, good quality cologne.
Black flannel. Can be worn as accessory around waist or however. Also girls love to wear it.

Pretty much how I was 99% of the time through my 20’s living in a major city. Playing in a band, bartending, going to metal shows. And picking up goth/metal chicks was almost too easy.

It’s a good look, but you have to actually have a good body, tattoo’s and other stuff to pull it off. The idea is a grunge/metal head who actually takes pride in themselves.

>> No.17048025

>>17047849
he's pretty on the gay side of dandy, but for sure Vallo has like 100,000 pussies waiting for him at will

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>>17045356

>> No.17048055

why would you want this? they all smell bad and 9/10 have shit personality

anyway just have drugs on you and tell her you like diablo or something, worked for me

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17048061

>>17036707
sinister darling?

>> No.17048074

Answer: BUY YOUR WARDROBE FROM *HOT TOPIC*.

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How's something like this hairwise for getting goth chick attention?

>> No.17048119

>>17035789
hesus, why are you guys still shilling this playlist, I remember finding in on /s/ 2 years ago

>> No.17048496

>>17048119
On /s/ lol? Coomers are a stubborn bunch. And so are goths I guess. At least it’s on topic. I’ve waded through it at times on and off and have found some good stuff

>> No.17048898

You don't have to dress goth to date goth women.

>> No.17048974

>>17048119
>>17048496
Isn’t that thumbnail from the /dark/ general of mu? That’s old as hell. Probably why it’s still making rounds

>> No.17049026

>>17035481
that look is actually perfect. i've never seen one of those guys with anything but those goth chicks as in OPs post (might be survivorship bias, because i've seen plenty of them without any girls).

also, no dark/black jeans - those will instantly transform you into a metal boomer. you'll look like you listen to metallica or some shit like that.

>> No.17049053

>>17034542
cannot be circumcised

>> No.17049553

>>17034542
You gotta look like Peter Steele to even approach one of these succubi. Huge cock included.

>> No.17049555

>>17046279
You mean, female virgins? Females? With intact hymens? Goth female human virgins? Human? Hymen?

>> No.17050041

>>17049553
all that power to die young, tragedy

>> No.17050050

This thread needs some inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsSFR43Z600

>> No.17050057

>just be tall, fit, handsome and outgoing

>> No.17050060

>>17036993
>potato with makeup

>> No.17050067

>>17050050
btw, you are not supposed to ever wear a hat indoors; that would be a faux-pas. Only the artists during an ongoing performance may be given exemption from basic rules of a cultured society.

>> No.17050239

>>17044453
>NNNOOOOO MUH SACRED MUSIC FANDOM
shut the fuck up, sluts are for fucking.

>> No.17050241

>>17050057
So lomg as you are 2 of those you'll be fine. Last time I checked you are able to make yourself fit and outgoing.

>> No.17050334

>>17050057
No shit
Can you get a degree without opening a book? Can you get hired without a decent curriculum? No, so why should you get girls without having the bare minimum qualities of an average human male?

>> No.17050378
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>>17036116
ignore this fag and dress like Andrew Eldritch

>> No.17050387

so, my italian gf has naturally goth features (stunning black hair, hazel eyes, lily white skin and red lips), and she's told me she has no real 'style'

can i convince her to become a hot goth girl, and if so, how?

>> No.17050413

>>17050387
You can't convince her just show her the music and if she likes it take her to some concerts. The rest is up to her. That's the thing with people you can only make suggestions trying to force something will lead to too many problems.

>> No.17050417

>>17050378
Based

>> No.17050433

>>17050413
surprisingly sane comment. okay.

>> No.17050440
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>>17050433
Yw

>> No.17050445

>>17034542
Kill eeew lol

>> No.17050463

>>17035289
>>17035750
>>17039562
that's a man, check his twitter

>> No.17050475

You may keep it simple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHeHfRQGk1A

>> No.17050478

>>17050475
Or like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP75t9xp8lM

>> No.17050481

>>17050478
Don't have to overcomplicate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n5DWUN1Buk

>> No.17050501

>>17034542
>and I've listened to The Cure's entire discography
ffs that is hardest part, terrible band

>> No.17050568

For the millionth fucking time.You don't,you can year a wifebeater and cargo pants,give them drugs and they are all over you.

>> No.17050940 [DELETED] 

>>17050387
Yeah, you can convince to dress modestly goth.

>>17050413
Shut the fuck up you dork. He just wants his gf to look goth. She doesn't have to listen to the music.

>> No.17051158

>>17035289
>>17036707
>>17048061
me gusta

>> No.17051264

>>17050463
I would care if I was fucking them but I'm not so I don't care.

>> No.17051281

>>17050501
Yeah it's just whining Goth music is so shit

>> No.17051287

>>17049555
No he means 4channers would never get a tatoo or a piercing.

>> No.17051346

Aside from a few of their earlier albums, The Cure is a shitty and overrated band.

Also, ignore the gatekeepers who only recognize 80s post-punk era bands as "real goth."

You'll find that goth chicks listen to plenty of other stuff like Type O Negative, HIM, Molchat Doma, and many other bands that are a hell of a lot better than The Cure.

>> No.17051356

>>17050481
Andrew looks badass as a baldie.

>> No.17051400

>>17034632
>knowing nothing about wicca and pan paganism
ngmi you colossal faggot

>> No.17051454

Metal shit will never be goth.

The Cure is a shitty cry baby band.

>> No.17051466

>>17050463
this is a meme lol. she dates an Asian guy who posts here.

>> No.17051540

>>17050387
>so the one thing about my life that isn't lame as fuck, yeah I need some help fucking that shit up right quick

>> No.17051652

Molshat dolma continues to be pleb bait. The cycle continues

>> No.17051941

>>17037302
>>17035791
ok that's pretty cute

>> No.17052004

>>17051941
Too bad she only dates gigachads.

>> No.17052039
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>>17035789
vintage

>> No.17052048

>>17052039
I like this pic a lot actually

>> No.17052336

The Cure has sure produced a lot of crap but that seems to be the destiny off all bands going mainstream. Here is the remainder of their creative days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srWBJBdSsHg

>> No.17052520
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>>17051466
Is there a screencap or proof? I keep hearingn people say it.

>> No.17052927

Goth girls wouldn't look at you twice (because they're full of themselves)

>> No.17053314

>>17052336
What the fuck is that song about?

>> No.17053325

>>17053314
killing an arab...?

>> No.17053340 [DELETED] 

>goth
ok
>piercings
yikes

>> No.17053573
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>>17034542
>Seriously, how do you dress to get these kind of chicks?
You don't need to dress gothy to attract them.

I see plenty of preppy guys with glasses holding hands with goth girls. The dude in the pic is a perfect example.

>> No.17053622

>>17034542
Choose a few hardcore/emo/hyperpop groups to talk to her about (these girls don't generally listen to actual goth music). Find a music or meme related facebook group where they congregate. Then start friending these girls, talking to them about music, and making sure to let them know that you're addicted to heroin and have emotional trauma. The goth girls will be on your dick in no time

>> No.17053627

You don't. Girls like this think they're the shit and nobody is good enough for them.

>> No.17053959

>>17034558
>76-78
kek premature discharge

>> No.17054470
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>>17034542

>> No.17054539

>>17034542
you go as a normal person in a polo and blue jeans and you find the hottest goth girl and ask if she can give you a goth makeover.

>> No.17054553

>>17034542
Jacked
combat boots
Black slim fit jeans
Cool well fit black non graphic tee
You'll have fun anon

>> No.17054612

>>17039172
this is very true. i remember coming into the fashion board at the age of 16-17 trying to find a dark/goth-ish style because i loved chicks who dressed like that. now i dress like i want, mostly sleaze and thrift store core, but always with the intention of looking dark or mysterious. my gf is super goth looking even when not wearing all black, and her friends have said to me the same thing.

honestly, i think it is kinda cringe trying to replicate the look of the people you try to date. most of the time, all you need to do is be yourself and hint at the style of the people you want to be around, hope you get a goth gf and treat her with respect :-)

>> No.17054970
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>>17053314
The Stranger by Camus obviously. It's a good book, you should read it.

>> No.17054981
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>>17035789
4 U

>> No.17055003
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17055003

Women care more about your apartment than your clothes because you'll be nude most of the time you spend with them

>> No.17055016

>>17034542
I appreciate fashion as artistic expression but if you're just using it as a means to an end to get casual sex and you're also a man, all the rules go out the window.
Do NOT lean to hard into any aesthetic if you want pussy.
The hottest fashion accessory a man can have is friends or people who fear him.
If you're going for alt girl pussy, obviously you don't want to look like a total square boy scout or frat douche but at the same time you really don't want to look very heavily invested in the scene either.
Though they will seldom admit it, girls know fashion scenes are superficial and childish and, as a man, if you look too heavily invested in a scene (even if it matches the girl's style), you implicitly are NOT getting social status with all that time an energy you're devoting to an aesthetic.
They don't want a fanatic, rather a normal-ish guy who is just open minded enough to appreciate their eccentric appearance but not as much as one of their girl friends.
They will want their aesthetic to be "their" thing that you appreciate but don't take the lead on ever.
I realize that was vague but I am trying to be helpful.

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>>17055016
>wall of text
Monke

>> No.17055056

>>17055031
it is just a woman
they like to talk

>> No.17055098

>>17055016
nah, goth girls want goth boys

>> No.17055105

>>17055098
Maybe if you're in a band. If you're a roofer or COBOL developer, best to just keep it dark-casual

>> No.17055438

>>17055098
>nah, goth girls want goth boys
Not from what I've seen.

Most goth girls I see date artsy or preppy nerds. Sometimes I see them dating guys with a somewhat alternative look, but it's not goth.

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>>17055438
Most of them like a man who is a rugby player type because they cry a lot and need a big man to hold their wrists while they scream and try to hit you

>> No.17055499

Whole lot of goth girl experts that probably never even talked to one in this thread...

>> No.17055519

>>17055499
>Whole lot of girl experts that probably never even talked to one in this thread...
Fixed

>> No.17055530

>>17055519
Are you a goth girl?
How is your day going?

>> No.17055549

>>17055530
I'm doing good and I guess I am? I love goth music especially the more post-punk death rock side of things. I've never been apart of the scene though just a baby bat. The closest I get to looking the part is black shirt and jeans. I just listened too Londen After Midnight it's pretty gud. https://yewtu.be/sWcyxztky0g?t=2

>> No.17055559
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>>17055549
I like it

>> No.17055563

>>17055559
Ooo this one is pretty good too https://yewtu.be/NCTBb2Kzh7M?t=1

>> No.17055564

>>17050067
Reminder that has no basis in anything and you are too pussy to wear a sombrero at a movie theater.

>> No.17055607
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>>17055564
the people behind me might complain

anyway it is somber enough in there already-
don't need a hat

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>>17048974
I remember that from around 2013 (why am I still here christ)
pic sort of related
>>17035789
good list

>> No.17055958

>>17035461
This is boring. Literal NPC background character get-up.

>> No.17055976

Mostly bad advice in this thread.

My advice would be to derive inspiration from Voltaire if you are masculine enough.

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>>17055976
Based

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>>17034542
pick

>> No.17056702
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17056702

Everyone arguing over goth aesthetic
Meanwhile Jordan Underneath exude goth energy without trying

>> No.17056741

>>17056430
social media snowflake, obviously. goth music is fucking terrible lmao.

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>>17034542
who is this and why is she so white? Does she have makeup on her entire body?

>> No.17057202

>>17050241
>Last time I checked you are able to make yourself fit and outgoing.
>Just be outgoing, bro

>> No.17057215

>>17056741
>goth music is fucking terrible lmao.
this, except I would expand this statement to whole metal genre

>> No.17057221

>>17034542
try tokio hotel/cinematic bizarre core

>> No.17057224
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dreary post-punk >>> goth rock
simple as.

>> No.17057231

>>17057189
>what are filters/lighting?
You can see the background doesnt have natural colors

>> No.17057263

>>17057231
these witches and their tricks!

>> No.17057620

>>17034558
Semper Fi brother. Fuck goths and FUCK ZOOMERS

>> No.17057647

>>17056702
that's more emo dumbass

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>>17034542
>Seriously, how do you dress to get these kind of chicks

>> No.17057813
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>>17057810
or

>> No.17057814

>>17057647
Jordan is far more goth than most of you. Did horror game reviews, making dark comedies and skits, and not just sit around moping. Your shallow brain only saw his hairstyle and immediately calling him emo is the reason why /fa/ is failing.

>> No.17057926

they don't want larpers
you either are something or you're not
pick a side

>> No.17058490

>>17036707
This one really does it for me more than all the others posted it, any more of her?

>> No.17058538

>>17034542
Gay. The cure only has three good albums

>> No.17058591

Aim for the zoomie nu-goth girls, actually goths can smell a poser from a mile away while the zoomers ARE posers while having zero self-awareneas, just tell them you like deftones or "phonk" or some shit and you'll be all set

>> No.17058593

>>17057202
unironically yes

>> No.17058613

>>17058591
ok boomie

how about you take a break from the internet and head over to your knitting class

>> No.17058621

>>17057189
a shit ton of glutathione, i'm lying if i said that shits not fucking hot

>> No.17058667
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17058667

>>17058621
>glutathione
I bathe in it

>> No.17058702

>>17034542
>how do you dress to get these kind of chicks

there should seriously be a pinned disclaimer forbidden these kind of retarded incel threads

>> No.17058719

>>17034558
Agreed ,hitt up Joe, Joe will know
Regards,Greg

--------------------------
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Intel pentium 4
512MB ram
56kb modem
"Jesus can walk on water,,Chuck Norris can swim on land"

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>>17034542

>> No.17059072

>>17058613
>sneething
>no argument
I accept your concession

>> No.17059421

>>17058719
Had enough of your bullshit, Greg.
Just joshin' you man. Hoorah.
Stay united, Chuck.

******
Task Force 1-41 Infantry.
Kuwait 1991.
I understand both the gravity of giving the order, and the challenge of carrying it out.
Amen.

>> No.17059815

>>17049026
What pants are you supposed to wear with black metal shirts and combat boots anon?

>> No.17059849

>>17054470
Are you sure?

>> No.17059853

>>17055105
>COBOL developer
god I hate myself so much

>> No.17060468

>>17056430
This picture never gets old.

>> No.17060513
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>> No.17061228

>>17034542
If you really want bone white skin like that why don't you just get a sex doll mate. You know that kind of skin isn't real irl unless she has a weird illness that turn her skin like that (so far the closest is silver skin)

>> No.17061235

>>17060513
>james kent
wtf thats not Fenriz????

>> No.17061842

>>17035789
>>17046728
Think any true German goth boomers lurk here? Think of all the goth swinger orgies happening right as we speak over there

>> No.17061937

>>17061842
yea, i went to a nightclub in Berlin once. They have some serious freaks over there.

>> No.17061960

>>17037302
If she was my gf, i would make her dress up as Amber from Twin Peaks and do some ’’daddy play’’ with her, if you know what i mean, wink-wink.

>> No.17062128

>>17051346
>Disintegration
>Overrated
ok you can stop now, it's one of the few mainstream alt rock albums that is as good as people say it is

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>>17058490

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>>17062139

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>>17052520
check pic related in the archive

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>>17062149

>> No.17062446
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>>17062442

>> No.17062465
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>> No.17062532

>>17062465
RICED

>> No.17062545

>>17034542
they're all stalking someone. the key is to find the one stalking you then pretend you have no idea, and court them like anyone else. this angers them into taking responsibility for the relationship.

>> No.17062556

>>17062442
god I'd let this bitch give me the goth super strain of AIDS

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>>17062556
amen to that

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>>17034542
>>17057189
who is this? Looks like some old ass tumblr pic

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>>17062545

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>>17036116
mosleyanon it is so strange seeing you here

>> No.17063191
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Dress up like Adolf Hitler also check out the band called Angelspit, Amelia is a cutie

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>>17063191
Goths and Hitler!

>> No.17063752

>>17034542
Start by listening to real goth rock, maybe? Cocteau Twins are a great start, OP

>> No.17063768

unironically be chad quarterback. goth isn't a lifestyle type thing anymore for chicks like this, it's just a look zoomers rip off because all they have is mumble rap bullshit for "culture". chicks like this are normalfags now, the preppy girls that wore abercrombie i grew up with are weirder than her.

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>tfw no cute goth gf

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>>17063768

>> No.17064073

>>17063768
this.

every rap concert ive been to in the past 5 years had a bunch of zoomer goth chicks there.

and most of them had athletic chad boyfriends

this thread is full of cope. if you're not chad, wearing black clothing is not going to make you magically attractive to these sort of chicks.

>> No.17064077

>>17063446
Siouxsie is fucking cringe. Also, most goth chicks from the 80s were ugly as fuck.

Zoomer goth chicks are way hotter.

>> No.17064083

>>17064077
Fr fr on god no cap

>> No.17064087

>>17064077
yaaassss!! not me agreeing with you

>> No.17064092

i just think goths are cute and would hug one if they wanted

also pale is also very nice

>> No.17064097

>>17064092
I saw on pornhub some pale goth chick getting pounded by a BBC.

I don't know, but the contrast between the skin tones really turned me on.

>> No.17064102

>>17064097
that's disgusting

i just think goth stuff looks really nice and cute. also love goths that really don't give a fuck and will show it. the contrast of cool and cute

>> No.17064573

>>17035481
+1 for the Tsjuder hoodie

>> No.17064577

>>17038116
Lmao great post

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>>17035294
Beni was /fa/

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>>17059815
not jeans

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>>17064097
Back to /gif/ go jerk your clitty to bbc threads faggot

>> No.17065325

>>17054981
Who is this?

>> No.17065351

>>17059815
Black cargo pants.

>> No.17065360

>>17055486
what shoes are those

>> No.17065517

>>17064097
You got a link?

>> No.17065626

>>17064077
you're cringe and yikes

>> No.17066095

>>17034542
A glam metal look has worked for me before. Tight leather pants, black heeled boots, animal print shirt opened halfway down, and a tight leather or jean jacket. Also big hair, jewelry and cheap cologne.

Glam metal is somewhat within the ballpark of subcultures, yet it's much more rare, letting you stand out from the rest of the greasy, edgy dudes in the scene. Reeks of sexual energy, if you have the confidence for it

>> No.17066130

>>17054970
The last bullet was for himself

>> No.17066172

Step 1: As others in this thread have said. Goths don't actually date goths, don't dress goth.
t. Goth.

>> No.17066574

>>17035789
based, good thread

>> No.17067489

>>17065626
Not cringe at all. Siouxsie and the Banshees were probably the most overrated band from the 80s goth scene. Siouxsie's attempts at being edgy and rebellious by wearing Swastikas was nothing short of infantile.

Even Carl McCoy from Fields of the Nephilim described Siouxsie as a "dumb bitch" when he met her. When even Goth Cowboy doesn't like Siouxsie, you know something's wrong with her.

>> No.17067565

>>17063191
Holy shit I'd forgotten about Angelspit, thx anon

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>>17034542
Honestly, just match up the colors and only wear black/depressing greys, and white. It helps if your skin is naturally light complected.


It's not hard at all either. Black suits to the office with black or charcoal ties, or dark noir striped ties and/or black suspenders, and then dress down using the same colors.

Best bonus about this wardrobe is that black is a bit commanding so there's a touch of added respect in dressing this way as well. People will however ask you: "why are you dressed to go to a funeral?" when they see you wearing black so often, and to this you should reply either with a simple "I feel that it suits me well" or ask them what they think you should be wearing, and be friendly about it and make them feel like they're genuinely giving you some solid fashion advice that's going to change the way you buy clothes from now on, and then of course, don't change a thing. If they bring it up just say that you just can't see yourself wearing any other color.

P.S. If it's a boss or someone that has control over your payroll and if when reading between the lines you can tell that they're making it clear that they'd prefer you lighten it up a bit, then fuck the goth girl and dress appropriately.

>> No.17068851

>>17067984
Bugman take

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>>17034542
look like this guy

>> No.17069450

>>17034542
Be normal and attractive, ask them out. It's literally so easy.

>> No.17069454

These Liberal bitches need my Conservative cock

>> No.17069476

>>17069450
>Be normal and attractive
This is the part where I keep screwing up

>> No.17069748

>>17069437
I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard, maybe his smile.

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Make a new thread?

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>>17034558
Thanks, Bill.

>> No.17070419

>>17034542
a Metallica cut off and stone washed jeans worked for me

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>> No.17070800

>>17070794
sauce?