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15965757 No.15965757 [Reply] [Original]

How do dress to get a girl like this to ride me until my bones breaks into two

>> No.15965768

>>15965757
damn that is a 10/10

>> No.15965776

she is absolutely ideal imagine clapping those cheeks

>> No.15965788
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15965788

>>15965757
Fucking perfect brapper

>> No.15965792

i just cummed while looking at this picture!

>> No.15965812

>>15965776
every day if i could

>> No.15965856

helps if you’re black

>> No.15965874

Boi better be packing sum big black country jack

>> No.15965876

>>15965856
>>15965874
Trannies pls go.

>> No.15965901

>>15965757
I D O ME O

>> No.15966933

you could just try asking her out
bar is completely on the floor for most women these days

>> No.15966944

>>15965757
sauce plox

>> No.15966947

Wait until y'all learn about this new computer program called photoshop

>> No.15966993
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15966993

>>15965757

>> No.15967003

>>15966944
yes

>> No.15967017
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15967017

>>15965757
pic related

>> No.15967034

That is WAY too much ass.

>> No.15967058

>>15967034
no such thing faggot

>> No.15967068

>>15967017
nice lace-front wig, faggot

>> No.15967074

>>15965757
>those rolls
Can’t you guys tell she’s angle frauding?

>> No.15967080

>>15967074
who cares

cumming deep inside the pussy of your braphog after riding her gigantic ass is the best feeling on earth

>> No.15967089

>>15967080
I’m not aroused by white woman sorry anon

>> No.15967103
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15967103

>>15967074
Found her.

https://www.instagram.com/dizzy_fitness/

>pic description
>About 4-5 Years of Growth

>> No.15967111
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15967111

>>15967089
this thread wasn't meant for you

>> No.15967118
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15967118

>>15967068
what

>> No.15967123

>>15967080
Hell fucking yeah brother

>> No.15967124

Im so fucking horny

>> No.15967129
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15967129

>>15967111
Disgusting and low t. Need me some big booty kweens...

>> No.15967176

>>15967129
>Disgusting and low t.
You prefer your women with high T?

>> No.15967181
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15967181

>>15967176
I know you’re scared of alpha females white boy. You’re all whipped to the core

>> No.15967191
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15967191

>>15967181
>alpha females
pick one

>> No.15967193

>>15965757
>>15967103

holy brappers!

>> No.15967213

>>15967191
>he has an incel infograph on his computer
Spoken like a true white boy

>> No.15967216
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15967216

>>15967103
>Yessss, very good

>> No.15967506

>>15967191
what 0 pussy does to a nigga

>> No.15967509
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15967509

>>15967103

>> No.15967510
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15967510

>>15967213
>>15967506
just because this is the fashion board doesn't mean you belong here, roastie

>> No.15967515

>>15967510
>I’m hating on white girls
>but somehow I’m a white girl
Have sex lol

>> No.15967524

>>15967510
buddhism isn’t a centralized religion

>> No.15967561

For the coomers, Dizzy fitness has twerk videos on youtube.

>> No.15967590

>>15965757
Lovecraftian

>> No.15967638

>>15967510
see >>15967506

>> No.15967662

>>15967638
Not him but that shit's just dumb. People think just because you hate women that you can't get with one but it actually makes it easier than ever. And if you find one you wana keep around the dynamic you'll have with her will be in your favor.

>> No.15967691

>>15967662
Did you read that on your PUA forums?

>> No.15967717

>>15967691
It's my experience in real life retard.

>> No.15967730

>>15967691
Trying to kid yourself that you're "friends" with women is peak "3rd divorce by 40" behavior. Don't believe me if you want, I've seen it enough that I'll get the last laugh.

>> No.15967742

>>15967730
>>15967717
Sorry you had a bad relationship with your mother anon

>> No.15967771

>>15967742
This armchair psychology shtick is embarrassing because you're consistently wrong yet are being smug about it.

>> No.15967772
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15967772

>>15965757
Dress like this

>> No.15967776

>>15967771
It’s ok anon you can move on

>> No.15967815

>>15967510
d...did we just fucking lose roastie-bros!?!?

>> No.15967823

>>15967815
did a trip just disappear? wtf

>> No.15967837

>>15965757
best bet is unironically steroids and sexcore

>> No.15967867

>>15967776
You're so dumb and full of yourself. It would be funny if you weren't so sad lol.

>> No.15968014

>>15967103
say what you want about brapsluts
that is an impressive transformation, good on her

>> No.15968023

>>15968014
>that is an impressive transformation
lol all she really did was eat more

>> No.15968735
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15968735

>>15967730
>I've seen it enough that I'll get the last laugh.
your anecdotal evidence doesn't work here lad

>> No.15968742

>>15967772
oof you almost got quads. But isn't that the way to attract southeast asians trying to get a marriage visa?

>> No.15968798

>>15968023
If you think you get an ass and thigh like that just from getting fat you're dumb. She def has muscle under there.

>> No.15968815

>>15967034
Wellllll how I wish I was an Irishman
With an Irish spring in my stride
I’d take me whiskey warm and cheap
And eat my potatoes fried
And should I fall in love someday
Wit a lovely a lovely Irish lass
I’ll rue the day and curse me god
If she has even a smidgen of ass!

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15968906

>>15967103
Good.

>> No.15968935

>>15968798
That’s a lard whale ass in spandex

>> No.15968938

>>15968935
faggot

>> No.15968972

>>15968935
Like I said, you're dumb

>> No.15969015

>>15965757
>>15967103
I guess that's what happens when we take the joke too far and people start jumping in the bandwagon thinking everyone was being serious this whole time. Body positivity has turned into attention whores hoping to score brownie points by letting themselves go. I guess infertility problems, hypertension and diabetes are worth the dopamine rush of instagram likes though.

>> No.15969025

>>15968972
>>15968798
If you think this woman is not dangerously overweight and well on her way to a life of chronic health problems, you're delusional

>> No.15969034

>>15969025
you are gay and like pp

>> No.15969100

>>15969025
Watch her videos. She works out constantly. She's probably healthier than you.

>> No.15969199

>>15969100
>doubt
but regardless, I'm pretty sure that critique would still be valid coming from another morbidly obese person. It's not as if you had to be a pro athlete to tell wether some millionaire playing basketball on tv is doing a good job, or if you had to be a greek god to say wether or not someone is good looking. I could be on my deathbed and still be right that obesity is not healthy. Good for her is she does yoga and palm reading, she's still not making it past 60 without a mobility scooter

>> No.15969206

>>15969199
post hairline

>> No.15969223

>>15967103
there is no way this was natural right?

>> No.15969232

>>15969223
Easy leash just eat carbs and grains drink plenty of corn syrup and lay off the proteins and you’ll be in cellulose heaven in no time at all.

>> No.15969238

>>15969100
Her organs are bathing in fat my dude. She is probably past slapping antiperspirant in her flappy skin folds and straight up shoots Botox all over to prevent mold under her sloppy tits from getting too noticeable

>> No.15969265

>>15969238
post hairline

>> No.15969607

>>15969199
>>15969238
post hairline

>> No.15969629

>>15965757
>15965757
I would EAT that ass everyday, like a fucking popcicle

>> No.15969640

>>15969607
>>15969206
>>15969100
>>15969034
>>15968972
>>15968938
It’s funny how she never posts videos of her in underwear or shorts. It’s almost like she needs those gigantic spandex pants that cover half her body so she can hide her cellulite and tiger stripes

>> No.15969733

>>15969640
Cellulite and tiger stripes get me hard af

>> No.15969738

>>15969640
I want her to suffocate my head between her sweaty thighs and break my neck

>> No.15969754

>>15969738
>>15969733
What no pussy does to a mf

>> No.15969762

>>15969629
kek why is this comment not at the top? it really caught me offguard I spat out my IPA all over my screen you owe me a new monitor my man. haha a lollipop wtf?!!

>> No.15969787

>>15969754
you are 100% a gay man or a virgin if you don’t think about getting smothered in thigh meat and suffocated in ass cheeks even when you are getting it

Either that or you got low test and it’s affecting your sex drive, healthy straight men love pussy

>> No.15969941

>>15969787
I love thick girls but she’s just obese. You’re literally being led on by editing,angles, and lighting. I guarantee you she looks and smells like absolute shit underneath all that

>> No.15969943

>>15969941
I love fat bitches and I love fat bitches with big asses even more

>> No.15969945
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15969945

>>15969941
Not that other anon but post your ideal thick then

>> No.15969947
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15969947

>>15969943
Then you have a fat fetish dude. Pic rel would be a slam pig for me even tho i don’t like white girls

>> No.15969948

>>15969945
See>>15969947

>> No.15969959
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15969959

>>15969947
explain how this is fatter than that

>> No.15969963
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15969963

>>15969959
Nice cherry pic retard. She’s more like this today. Look at her cankles lmao

>> No.15969972

>>15969963
said no straight man ever

>> No.15969977
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15969977

>>15969947

>> No.15969983

>>15969972
Ok fatty

>> No.15969985

>>15969983
ok faggy

>> No.15970361

>>15969754
I have a live in girlfriend. You're hilariously retarded.

>> No.15970374

>>15969640
post hairline

>> No.15971092
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15971092

>>15969947
>Pic rel would be a slam pig for me even tho i don’t like white girls

>> No.15972060

>>15967111
How fucking racist can you be? You made a thread that purposely won’t include me? Why don’t you fuck off back to /pol you Nazi fuck

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15972822

>>15972060

>> No.15972878

>>15967867
It's ok, Anon. Relax.

>> No.15972897

>>15972878
Weak concern trolling there anon. First day on the internet?

>> No.15973161

>>15967103
Is this achievable natty?